The World I’m Wearing is Wrong - Chapter 97

It was almost early morning when Bu Tian arrived home, and the lights in the house were still on, but Lantern Festival did not come to greet him.

Seems to be really drunk. he thinks.

The Lantern Festival chat with Zhang Ping’an today was probably not bad. He drank a little bit of alcohol. According to himself, he only drank some alcoholic beverages. He was a little drunk. In addition to being tired, the consciousness is quite clear.

On the sofa in the living room, Bu Tian saw the Lantern Festival, who had already fallen asleep in pajamas with his body tilted upside down. If he was allowed to continue sleeping in this position, he would wake up tomorrow with a sore shoulder and neck.

Lantern still held a pen and paper in his hand, and it seemed that he was still writing something before falling asleep.

Bu Tian didn’t want to peek at his lover’s **, but he was still a little curious. He walked over lightly, planning to take the things out of his hand first, and then send the person upstairs to sleep.

However, his hand touched the book in Lantern’s hand, and as soon as he moved, Lantern suddenly woke up.

The eyes of the two met, Lantern’s eyes were out of focus, and he might not have sobered up.

Bu Tian slightly frowned and said softly, “Go upstairs to sleep.”

Lantern’s eyes slowly focused, and it seemed that he recognized Bu Tian. He grinned suddenly, put his arms around Bu Tian’s neck and leaned over, and rubbed affectionately: “Brother Tian, ​​are you back?”

Bu Tian was a little itchy from the breath he sprayed on his neck, as if the wings of a blue butterfly gently brushed his heart, soft and gentle.

He took advantage of the situation and picked up the person, his body volleyed into the sky and Lantern opened his eyes again, and shouted in a panic: “Let me, let me down…”

Bu Tian didn’t know why, but seeing that he was still struggling, he could only put him down temporarily.

The next moment, Lantern turned to hug him, um, the kind that the princess hugged.

He also said, “Husband hugs my wife, I hug Brother Tian, ​​hehe.”

Bu Tian: “…”

Bu Tian: “…”

He quickly stopped Lantern Festival with his eyes and hands, holding Lantern Festival’s wrist with both hands, wondering whether to laugh or cry, “Didn’t you say you only drank a little wine?” Seeing him like this, it was like soaking in a wine barrel overnight.

Yuanxiao didn’t struggle when he was held by his hand. Instead, he leaned in front of him, hehe smiled and said, “I only have one glass of wine. I poured one glass, and I took two sips today. It’s that brand of cocktail. Saying that, the man arched to Butian’s shoulder again, rubbing his head, like a large hamster, “Brother Tian, ​​I’m so dizzy, my head is so uncomfortable.”

“…I’ll take you upstairs to rest.” Bu Tian hesitated.

“Together.” Lantern said.

Bu Tian: “I’m going to wash first… Lantern Festival, what are you doing?” Halfway through his words, Lantern Festival bites him on the neck, the strength is not heavy, but the sudden shock also startled him.

Lantern Festival sang indistinctly: “You have her perfume on you~it’s my nose~zi~”

Bu Tian: “…”

If this is going to KTV, it will definitely kill people. I don’t know which trench to go to.

By the way, he went to the cocktail party today, and the environment of the fragrant clothes and the shadows on the temples was indeed stained with some smell. Before he came back, he cleaned up a little, but the Lantern Festival has a keen sense of smell, and he can sing and bite.

It is said that a drunken person will make people want to beat him to death. Butian has never dealt with a drunken person before, and he has never experienced it personally, but today, he will welcome the first drunken man.

The Lantern Festival’s wine tastes completely contrary to the etiquette he has learned. Not only is his wine taste not good, but it is quite poor, especially bad, so bad that he regrets not letting him sleep directly on the sofa all night.

All in all, the consequence of accidentally waking up the little monster is that the little monster haunted him and tossed him for a whole night, and it was only when the sky was dawn that it was like a pardon. .

Before falling asleep, Bu Tian had only one thought – in the future, he must never let the little monster drink again!

…

the next day.

Bu Tian was awakened by the light touch on his eyelashes, opened his eyes, and saw the smiling face of Lantern Festival who was close at hand.

It is undeniable that the length of the Lantern Festival is really very pleasing to the eye, and it is the type that can eat half a bowl of rice just looking at it. If the owner of this face hadn’t made a fuss, Bu Tian might have been more forgiving to him.

“Brother Tian, ​​morning!” Lantern smiled and said good morning, and offered a warm kiss.

Lemon-flavored toothpaste is his favorite.

For the benefit of the morning, he will not be held accountable for his troubles.

“Brother Tian, ​​have you noticed anything different today?” Lantern asked with a smile.

Bu Tian: “?” He was still a little sleepy, so today is Saturday, so he doesn’t have to go to work.

Yuanxiao sat next to him in a cross-legged position, and patted the mattress when he saw his doubtful expression.

Bu Tian is still unknown.

Lantern patted the mattress again.

Bu Tian suddenly felt a little pain in his brain, and with a flash of inspiration, he looked at the left and right sides, and said unexpectedly: “In the middle?”

When he said “middle”, he naturally meant the middle of the bed. It was the first time since two people shared the same bed. Before, I slept on the edge of the bed in the Yanhu community apartment, and the Lantern Festival only sleeps on the floor; Either the leftmost or the rightmost, Lantern Festival can only be used as the “heart” in the sandwich biscuits.

“I solved the case!” Lantern suddenly said mysteriously.

“Huh?” Bu Tian looked at him puzzled.

Lantern laughed like a little fox, and he said, “You don’t kick people when you sleep, but!” He paused deliberately here, as if he was trying to get away with it.

Bu Tian followed his meaning and asked, “But what?”

Yuanxiao was very satisfied with his succession, raised his chin, and said, “But, you like to stick to me, admit it, you must love me miserably, right?”

Bu Tian: “……”

Wasn’t the point they were talking about waking up in the middle of the bed today?

“Why in the middle of the big bed? Because I stuck with you yesterday and didn’t turn over, so you didn’t have the chance to stick to it, and you didn’t squeeze me into the corner!” Lantern said as a matter of course.

Bu Tian: “……”

Lantern Festival proudly put his hands on his hips: “I have decided, I will stick to you when I sleep at night!”

Bu Tian: “…”

Let him sleep a little longer, he is sleepy.

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out.

Fu Xia asked them out to play ball, yes, about “them”, he and Lantern, not just him.

Bu Tian thought that he and Lantern Festival had been dating for a while. He had never taken him out to play seriously except for a meal and bought something. First, he was not a person who likes entertainment, and secondly, he didn’t know about Lantern Festival. What do you like? Thirdly, I couldn’t find the right time. Now that Fuxia has come to make an appointment, I can just bring the Lantern Festival with me.

The two put on casual clothes and went out without having breakfast. To be precise, it was almost noon when they went out, and if they had breakfast, they would not be able to eat lunch.

Bu Tian thought it was too early for Lantern to wake him up, but in fact it was already ten o’clock when he opened his eyes.

Anyway, today is absolutely absolutely absolutely not allowed to let him drink alcohol again!

Today, I went to a new eco-resort in the suburbs of Beijing, not in the old place, but in a new eco-resort.

It was already past twelve o’clock when Butian and Lantern Festival arrived. Mainly on weekends, there were serious traffic jams in the urban area. In addition, the location of this resort was too remote and the distance was far away. They would probably stay at the resort tonight, so they were not in a hurry.

After arriving at the resort, the first thing Bu Tian and Lantern saw were the limited edition supercars, not one, but three. They were impartial and blocked the gate of the resort in half.

The sound of the engine roared, and these people probably wanted to run a lap from the gate.

Lantern turned the steering wheel around them and sighed regretfully: “Why didn’t I think of driving a sports car? The city is blocked for a while, and I can go out of my way, tsk, misguided.”

Bu Tian thought about it and said, “Fu Xia’s favorite car is a supercar. If you want to drive it, I’ll tell him.”

“Okay, okay.” Lantern responded immediately, and then asked, “Will he agree?”

“Why not?” Bu Tian asked back.

Lantern Festival answered naturally: “Because the car is a man’s concubine, who wants to let other men sleep with their flowery concubine?”

Bu Tian’s expression was subtle: “… a little wife like a flower like a jade?”

“You are the eldest wife, this is my eldest wife, and my eldest wife is in charge of the eldest wife, hehe.” Lantern praised his witty answer.

Before Bu Tian had time to say anything, Lantern suddenly slammed on the brakes, and the two of them moved forward. If it wasn’t for the seat belts, they would have hit the windshield this time.

No wonder Lantern suddenly braked because a black and red supercar rushed in front of his car with lightning speed and stopped. If he hadn’t braked, it would have hit him by now. Rao is so, the distance between the two cars is only less than fifty centimeters.

“Bu Tian, ​​are you alright?”

“Are you ok?”

The two asked at the same time, seeing concern in each other’s eyes.

Lantern smiled and shook his head, “I’m fine.”

Bu Tian nodded, responded, and turned his eyes to the supercar in front of him.

No, it’s not just the front. The main road of the resort is very spacious, and it is not a problem for seven or eight cars to drive side by side. At this moment, except for the black and red supercars in the front, there are supercars on the left and right sides. The three I saw at the gate of the resort.

In all fairness, the height of the supercar really has no advantage in front of the Lantern Festival SUV. Lantern Festival and Butian are sitting in the car, almost at the height of looking down.

But obviously, the first three cars around here are not very friendly.

“Knock-knock-” The passenger car window was knocked.

Bu Tian turned his head to the side, and saw a ruffian face that was familiar.

– Jiang Hongshen.

As usual, he has a beautiful girl by his side, and he has no other problems, so he likes to hug her to make a fortune and show his ability.

The car was affixed with a one-way perspective film, and Bu Tian could see Jiang Hongshen. Jiang Hongshen could only see a blurred figure when he got close. He didn’t take two steps forward to look at the people in the car from the front. The idea is to let the person in the car drop the window for him.

“Which one is in the car? Didn’t you see that our brothers were going to go racing? Don’t call me to rush in. Have you asked who’s site?” Keep an eye on it.

This is probably the so-called watching dishes under the car?

There were also people on the sports cars in front and on the left, and the expression management was very unified—the standard for dandy.

The Lantern Festival was painful to find that he and “Bu Tian” met for the first time in Ambition. He had met both of these dudes. At that time, “Bu Tian” and Ouyang Heng were in Aureate and “robbed” him, and the two followed Jiang Hongshen to fan the flames.

In conclusion, neither is a good bird.

The passenger car window slowly lowered, Jiang Hong raised his eyebrows deeply, thinking that the people in the car were quite sensible, and he froze when he saw the side faces of the people in the car.

Bu Tian’s eyes swept to Jiang Hongshen lightly, and Liang Liang said two words: “The Shao family.”