The Wuxia Phone - 69 Second 4th Wall Break

CHAPTER 69

Michael sat in his bed with a thinking pose, because he feels like he was forgetting something. Something not important.

Michael just decided to go with “Meh, I’ll remember it someday”

Unknown to him, Dongfang Yue and her father were waiting in front of the restaurant they dined at a few days ago.

“Are you sure he is going to come?” Her father asked her.

“I really don’t know father,” She said in a cold yet with no malice tone of voice.

He crossed his arms before saying “Are you really sure he’s strong?

” Yes father, he is extremely strong” She replied in a monotone voice.

They waited and waited and waited and waited but he still did not show up.

“Are you sure he was not tricking you?” He asked.

“Yes, father” She replied.

“Okay, I trust you,” He said and waited.

Meanwhile back with Michael.

Michael was standing up in front of a human-size mirror while recording himself without the mask on his face.

“Hello, I am going to be a new YouTuber, please subscribe after I post my next video,” He said in front of the mirror as the camera of the Wuxia the recorded it.

After recording it, he turned off the camera and checked the video.

He looks at it and said “Alright, this is good. Now I can start my YouTubing career” He nodded his head, satisfied.

He created a channel named: The Cultivator before he uploaded the video he created just a moment ago on Y*uTube.

It was a 30-second video of him introducing himself. Later he is going to make a video about him fighting some kind of giant monster he can find.

Around the size of a Mountain. But first, he is going to dress up for the auction.

He bought a black turtleneck long sleeves, black blazers, and black trousers from the shop.

He went into the bathroom on the right side of the room, to wash his body.

-10 Minutes Later-

After washing his body, he put on his newly bought clothes before coming out of the bathroom.

He looks extremely dashing on his turtleneck paired with his black blazer and trouser.

He suddenly felt a little hungry. He was about to buy food in the shop when someone knocked on his door.

Knock Knock Knock

“Hello, I’m the maid assigned to assist you, please tell me if there is anything you need,” The maid said behind the doors.

“Perfect timing, please bring me some food to eat” Michael replied. He can’t waste PP write now on meager things if he can get it freely.

“Yes sir, I’ll be back,” She said before he heard footsteps leaving his door.

Michael waited for a few minutes before he heard someone knock on his door.

“Sir, here is the food you wanted,” The maid said behind the door.

“Bring it in here” He ordered.

“Yes, I’ll be opening the door now,” She said as the doorknob rotated before the door opened.

When she opened the door and saw the man inside, she was stunned. A handsome guy wearing clothes she hasn’t seen before is sitting on top of the bed. She blinks a few times before she suddenly fainted from his dashing charm.

But the tray she was holding is also falling down to the ground.

Michael appeared beside the tray full of foods and caught it in just a millisecond. But he did not catch the maid and as a result, she fell on the ground, fainted.

“Whew, that was close or else the food would’ve been ruined” He sighed in relief and ignored the lovestruck maid, who was fainted on the floor.

He looks at the maid for a moment and decided to carry her outside of the room.

He carried her in both of his arms, princess style. He walks outside of the room and went next to the wall before he knelt down on one knee to lower her body to the ground gently.

She opened her eyes and saw his face so close to her, she immediately fainted again.

“I wonder why this girl fainted? Nah not my problem” Michael wondered out loud.

He went back into his room and started eating his food.

-An Hour Later-

After he ate his food he went out of the City Lord’s mansion, without asking for permission, to go to the auction house and now Michael is being seen walking on the side of the street as the women of all different ages are staring at him with a lovestruck expression on their faces.

He now realizes the reason why that maid fainted, it was because of him.

‘Is it because of the clothing? Do I look handsome in these clothes? Maybe I should wear something similar to this everyday’ He thought.

“Kyah! So handsome!”

“Oh my God, so dashing, so cool”

“Marry me!”

“Let me have your babies!” That one was a little creepy.

“I may be old but I can still do the techniques of a young girl” Okay, this one is totally creepy.

“Being so popular is such a curse” He said dramatically as he put his hand on his head and the other on his waist. That’s right, he is posing like a model.

All the girls almost fainted at the spot when they saw him posing.

Michael no longer has the mask, so they can see his face now.

He’s extremely handsome and coupled with his abysses like eyes that draw them in and he’s out of place clothes, he was extremely dashing.

Michael continued his walk and before he realizes it, he was already in front of the Green Jade Auction House.

Unlike last time there were no more people in different kinds of classes, instead, it was full of rich people and rich Cultivators.

Michael walks through the crowds and went towards the manager’s room.

Knock Knock Knock

He knocked on the door and after a few seconds, someone completely different opened the door.

It was a boy no older than 13, and it seems like he is somewhat talented, with the cultivation of Foundation Establishment Lvl 4.

He had deep blue hair, his hairstyle was messy like a child who hasn’t comb for days, his bright blue eyes shine under light from the ceiling.

“Who are you?” The boy rudely asked.

“I am here for an appointment, can you bring the manager here?” Michael asked him.

“My dad and mom are talking to him right now, so please stay here for a while,” The boy said before shutting the door on him.

A tick mark showed up on his head. “Fucking brat,” He said angrily.

Michael kicked the door, only enough strength for it to open, and saw two people talking to the manager, the brat he was talking to earlier, and a gloomy teenage girl.

They all look at him in surprise before the manager asked “Who are you, sir? Why are you disturbing this meeting?” Few days ago, he couldn’t see Michael’s face because of his mask, that’s why he is asking him.

“A few days ago, I decided to deal with you with my Disappearing Lotus, does it ring a bell?” He asked.

The manager suddenly had a look of inspiration on his face before he stood up and walk towards Michael.

“So you were the masked man back then! Please sit here” The manager dragged him towards his seat.

“Don’t mind if I do” Michael said as he sat where the manager sat in before.

The two people in front of him, a man and a woman, suddenly ask him “Who are you?”

Michael glances at them and said “I am Michael Wilson, nice to meet you two” He reaches out for a handshake but they didn’t shake it, so he retracted his hand.

The manager saw this and yelled “What are you two doing? Don’t be rude to Mr.Wilson!”

The two look at him in surprise as they didn’t think the calm and collected manager would yell at them.

“Pardon for our rudeness, but he came in here uninvited and disturbed our meeting, how can we not be angry?” The man, who Michael dubbed as the Husband, retorted.

“I understand, but he is a very important customer,” The manager said.

“Hmph, we’re just going to leave, Lei Li, Lei Mai, let’s go, we are going to leave” The woman, who Michael dubbed as the Mother, stood up and called her children to leave.

The boy followed his mother but the gloomy girl just stared at Michael in a daze.

‘Will he like me? I mean I’m pretty at best, but my assets are definitely above the average” She looked at her C Cup breast and her big soft butt before she nodded, satisfied.

She had a heart shape face, deep blue eyes, bright blue hair, soft luscious lips, a small nose, and short-styled hair. Although she looks a bit gloomy, she is definitely pretty.

“Come on Lei Mai, let’s go,” Her father said to her, which woke her up from her daze.

“Can I stay here a little bit? I promise I’ll follow you guys to the VIP auction room” She pleaded.

Her father looks at her suspiciously but nonetheless, he agreed”Okay, fine but be back quick” Her father said sternly.

“Yes,” She was overjoyed that her father agreed to her request.

They left the room but not before her brother took a glance at her before following their parents.

Lei Mai sat in front of Michael and stared at him dreamily.

Michael was weirded out by her staring and said “Can you please not stare at me like that? It’s creeping me out”

“Don’t mind me, I’m just a lost little girl looking for her prince charming lovingly” She said dreamily.

‘Fuck! Why is this world full of weird people?’ He thought weirdly.

Michael is in a really uncomfortable position right now, and he doesn’t want to stay here any longer.

“Can you please look at something else?” He asked desperately.

“No” She disagreed.

‘Fuck’ He yelled inside his mind.

‘I should have not worn these clothes, it makes look too handsome’ He regretted inside his mind.

“Manager, can you escort her out of here?” He asked the manager.

“No problem sir” He approaches the girl to make her leave. He stretches out his hand to tap her shoulder and ask her to leave.

“Can you please leave, miss?” He asked.

“I don’t want to,” She said stubbornly.

‘Oi author! Make her leave, please!’ Michael shouted inside his mind.

Fine, but don’t you want at least tap her? She is kind of pretty after all.

‘No! Didn’t you see my flashback? I never want to love again!’

‘I didn’t say ‘love’ her, you can just have a one night stand with her’

‘No, that’s gross, she is just a teen’ Michael said gross-out.

‘But in this world, that age is already perfect for marriage’

‘No, just make her leave dude’

‘Okay fine’

‘Thank you’

Suddenly her brother, Lei Li, came in and said “Big sister, father said you have to go back, now”

She looked at her brother with anger in her eyes “Ugh fine” She groaned.

She looks back on Michael and winked at him in a flirty way before she went out of the door.

“Finally, that girl finally left” Michael sighed out in relief.

“Now we can continue our conversation, sir,” The manager said as he sat in front of Michael.