The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life - Chapter 22

Lu Ren’s heart twitched slightly, listening to Youyou’s words, he inadvertently recalled something long, long ago. When he was in the orphanage, he climbed alone in front of the gray window sill, watching his companions who lived with him were picked up by a pair of strange men and women.

There are people coming and going in the orphanage, the newly sent children, the nurses who have just resigned, and even the dean changed two or three halfway through. Only Lu Ren is rooted here like a stubborn iron nail, and he leads an unchanging life.

At that time, he also longed for someone to come for him one day.

“If I don’t come, will you be on this one night?” Lu Ren asked in a low voice, feeling complicated.

“Maybe more than one night.” Youyou said after a pause, “I should have been waiting.”

“It’s crazy.” Lu Ren was inexplicably angry with the carelessness of the young man, “Isn’t this your own body? You just… don’t cherish it?”

You You slowly raised his head, and the eyes of the two finally met.

“Speak.” Lu Ren frowned after a long time waiting for You You’s reply.

“It’s a bit cold.” After speaking in a low voice, the young man sneezed in response.

Lu Ren was stunned. He watched the young man curl up halfway, feeling unspeakable fluctuations in his heart.

Obviously it is self-inflicted, but it looks… strange and pitiful.

Lu Ren muttered: “You still know cold.”

“Of course I know, I am a human being too.” You lobby, “Even though it is a strange thing in the eyes of others, when I hear sad words, I will feel so sad that I want to cry.”

Lu Ren pursed his mouth, he knew what Yuyou was alluding to. He admitted that the words he said in the afternoon were impulsive.

“Why did you choose me?” Lu Ren asked softly. He couldn’t think of any shining points in his body that could attract young people.

“This is not a multiple-choice question, it must be a doctor.” You You softened casually, and his tone was as frank as ever, “Because I can only like the doctor.”

Ah, it’s starting to confess again. Is it the third time now? Or the fourth time? He really couldn’t remember how many times he heard such words from Yuyou. However, even after listening so many times, he still couldn’t get used to it.

Lu Ren rubbed his nose unnaturally, trying to hide the strange change in his heart: “Go.”

However, You You still sat motionless at the table.

Lu Ren found that people hadn’t followed, turned his head and stopped: “What’s the matter?”

“The doctor likes…” Halfway through, you hesitated and spoke again, “No, I want to ask, I also have a little place in the doctor’s heart. Otherwise, he won’t come to me, and the doctor said he didn’t. I like to take care of other people’s affairs, so I should be different from other people, right?”

Is this question important? Lu Ren didn’t speak immediately, he was born with this temperament, and he didn’t like the feeling of being pressed by others.

“This question is very important.” You You stared at Lu Ren intently, as if he could see through the man’s heart, “I’m worried that what I just said was self-sufficient.”

Wasn’t you very confident before? He insisted on how ambiguous the relationship between them is. Now he has become cautiously asking for his ideas again?

Suddenly, Lu Ren remembered. The term “self-inflicted” seemed to have been brought up during the afternoon quarrel.

So is it your own statement that makes the other party uneasy?

For the first time, Lu Ren started to recognize the liking mentioned by Thinking You You. Although the possibility of such a thing is very small in his opinion, there are no surprises in the world. In case a “lunatic” will love someone heart and soul.

“You are right, otherwise I won’t be here.” Lu Ren could only give this answer right now. He admits that Yuyou is special to him, but he is not yet sure that this kind of feeling is a “like to want to associate.”

You You froze, his light blue pupils contracted slightly, and the man’s rare response made his heart beat faster.

“Doctor, don’t say you like me in the future.” You You landed on both feet and walked towards the man in a daze.

“Why?” Even though Lu Ren didn’t even intend to say anything like that, Lu Ren didn’t even want to ask any questions.

“Because I’m so happy, I’m afraid my heart can’t stand it.” Just thinking about it, the corners of You You’s mouth have naturally risen.

“…” Lu Ren was silent, what reason he was expecting the other party to say.

“Wait for me.” Lu Ren locked the door of the complex, stuffed the key into the gap in the duty room, then opened the umbrella and walked to the young man standing under the eaves, “Let’s go.”

“Did the doctor only bring an umbrella?” The young man stood there and asked.

“Yes, what’s the matter?” Lu Ren looked at the umbrella in his eye, at this time he hadn’t realized the seriousness of the problem.

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“Doctor, can we go back later, I want to take a little longer.” The warm breath from the youth’s words sprayed down Lu Ren’s neck.

“You are going crazy, don’t take me.” Lu Ren held up the black umbrella with a tight face, not wanting to pay attention to the “human-shaped pendant” leaning on him.

The umbrella that Lu Ren was holding was not small, but it was a bit reluctant to squeeze two adult men.

Moreover, both he and You You are tall and taller than 1.8 meters, and they are definitely not thin.

Such conditions just give someone the opportunity to do whatever they want.

“The doctor’s waist is unexpectedly strong.”

“The doctor’s shoulders are also very broad.”

“Huh? I bit the doctor on the neck—”

“Can you let go of your hand and walk well?” Lu Jin’s scalp was numb. In the cold and humid environment, he even had the illusion of being **** by a giant octopus.

“But, I feel so cold.” You You’s voice was full of innocence, “Holding the doctor can keep you warm.”

So afraid of the cold, who was sitting there with the window open before facing the wind and rain? What else to keep warm? As the “Zombie King”, it is impossible for his body temperature to be higher than that of him as a human.

Lu Ren speeded up silently, he didn’t say anything, because he knew it would not have any effect.

It wasn’t until the two of them walked into the dormitory building that You You let go of her hand rather reluctantly.

“Why is the way back so short? I knew I would go a little farther.” You You pouted and walked into the house with a very annoyed look. “This way, you can spend a little more time with the doctor in the rain. “

“I don’t have a hobby of walking in the rain.” Lu Ren rolled up the black umbrella and stuffed it into the bucket. “Go take a shower and change clothes. Don’t get the sofa wet.”

The figure who was about to lie down on the sofa immediately froze.

“I’m so tired, I don’t want to take a bath.” The young man said lazily, “I don’t have any strength anymore.”

“It’s weird if you have strength. I haven’t eaten dinner until now.” Lu Ren said flatly. He went straight into the kitchen and took out the ingredients from the refrigerator. “Are you a kid? You can’t take care of yourself at all.”

“Who said I didn’t eat dinner?” After being scolded, You You stroked his stomach unconvinced.

“You’ve been in the classroom, don’t you eat your table for dinner?” Lu Ren cleaned up the egg liquid while ruthlessly exposing the other party’s lies.

Someone lifted his waist from behind.

“What are you doing?” Lu Ren put down the bowl, trying to pull the hand from his waist away.

“How did the doctor know that I’ve been in the classroom?” You You’s head pressed against his back, and the two sentences were close to each other, and Lu Ren could even feel the vibration of the opponent’s vocal cords.

“The doctor has been paying attention to me quietly.” The other party’s low voice was full of smiles, “So happy, it turns out that the doctor cares about me more than I thought.”

Lu Ren was a little hot, and her voice became blunt: “Let go, you are getting damp on my body.”

“Then take a bath together.” You You’s face rubbed against the man’s back, “Anyway, the bath is big enough.”

“You will still keep a distance of more than one meter from me in the future…” Lu Ren’s voice was a little bit ashamed and angry.

“Doctor, don’t be angry, just want to make a joke.” You You angrily let go, “I’m going to take a bath now.”

After a long time, the young man was finally driven into the bathroom. While waiting for the water to boil, Lu Ren sighed quietly.

In his spare time, he flashed back to the beautiful dream he had done a few days ago, and the skin that had just been embraced by the young man somehow became hot.

“It’s really going crazy.” Lu Ren pinched the bridge of his nose.

As the saying goes, “the one near Zhu is red, and the one near Mo is black.” Lu Ren felt that after staying with You You for a long time, his spirit was about to be out of order.

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The sound of the water stopped, the door handle of the bathroom clicked and turned, and white heat overflowed from the crack in the door.

“Dry your hair before coming out.” Lu Ren didn’t turn his head.

The movement of the person behind the door paused, and the leg that stepped out silently retracted.

After a while, the young man with a Doraemon towel on his head came out and sat at the dining table.

“After eating, I washed the dishes myself.” Lu Ren untied his apron, and thanks someone for a gift, he was all wet, and he wanted to take a shower again.

“This is noodles?” You You stunned looking at the food in front of him.

“Have you not eaten it?” Lu Ren asked casually.

“No.” You You shook his head, leaning to the chopsticks and taking a sip.

“Doctor, you are delicious!” You You exclaimed in surprise, “I like it so much.”

Lu Ren’s body trembled and told herself not to think about what the young man said.

“Doctor, can you give me food every week from now on?” The young man’s voice was full of expectation, and he didn’t notice the ambiguity in his words.

Lu Ren’s throat rolled, even suspecting that the other party had made it on purpose.

“The doctor’s eggs are also delicious.” You You continued to comment.

“Please, be quiet.” Lu Ren muttered to himself, his face about to break, “It’s delicious, can’t it?”

“Why can’t I do it badly?” You You’s voice suddenly lowered, “It’s not as good as it is, even the doctor does not make a tenth of it delicious.”

Lu Ren looked over, and the young man sitting at the table looked solemn, as if he was very frustrated with the failure of scrambled eggs.

“Everyone is good at different things, everyone has things that are difficult to do.” Lu Ren said subconsciously.

“However, few people are so stupid that they can’t even fry eggs.” Consolation didn’t help, and You You’s expression became even more depressed.

“Why did you suddenly think of cooking?” Lu Ren sighed, not understanding the youth’s whim.

You You’s eyes lowered, and his chopsticks poked the somewhat swollen noodles in the bowl: “Because you said… I want someone who can share the housework.”

“When did I say it?” Lu Ren had no impression at all.

“It was when I was discussing the marriage partner with that woman!” Because of the anger, You You’s face bulged slightly.

“Ah, did I say that?” Lu Ren said those casually, and he didn’t care about it at all.

“Yes!” You You’s voice was as firm as iron.

Lu Ren was inexplicably diminished, and slowly said: “There are also many kinds of housework, not limited to cooking…”

“That woman is very good at cooking.” Youyou’s hand was tightly holding the chopsticks, “I can’t even fry eggs.”

The youth’s expression was suddenly worse than the weather outside. Lu Ren was shocked by the other’s changes, and stretched out his hand to pat the other’s shoulder: “This… there are more women than men who can cook. You and Teacher Yu What is better than this?”

The young man drooped his head and began to mutter in disgust: “If I can make bento, the doctor will not eat that woman made bento. If I can make delicious, the doctor will praise me with a smile. It’s **** good, I’m a waste in cooking, it’s really useless, even eggs can be fried into horrible waste…”

“Actually, your scrambled eggs are not that unpalatable.” Lu Ren coughed slightly. “It’s just that I don’t have experience. There is a problem with the amount of seasoning.”

“It’s impossible. I followed the video steps strictly. You need to put 999 grains of salt in the scrambled eggs.” You You pressed his chin and looked sad.

“Nine hundred and ninety-nine grains of salt, are you serious?” Lu Ren’s mouth twitched slightly.

“Of course, I counted very accurately.” You You were a little dissatisfied with Lu Ren’s suspicion. “Nine hundred and ninety-nine, not nine hundred and ninety-eight, not one thousand, I’m serious.”

“Indeed, it’s weird that this is not salty.” Lu Ren fully understood the reason. Although he spoke very slippery, as a foreigner, You You had no feelings for function words at all.

“How can the doctor be sure that there is too much salt?” You You asked, pursing his lips.

“Because I ate.” Lu Ren frowned.

“Eat, doctor, doctor, you have eaten… how is it possible…” You You stammered, “I obviously threw it away.”

“I still want to ask why you want to throw it away?”

“Because that is not as delicious as bento.” Youyou’s ears were red and hot. “I thought the doctor would definitely not eat it, so I mentioned it and threw it…”

You You couldn’t say anything anymore, and he didn’t want to throw away the scrambled eggs that he had worked so hard to make. But he was really afraid that the doctor would show a look of disgust after eating.

He couldn’t bear the kind of scene just thinking about it.

You You’s thoughts were interrupted, and someone messed up his hair through the towel.

“I took you, made it and threw it away.” The man’s helpless voice sounded on his head, “I don’t know what you think?”

“Did the doctor really eat it?” You You still couldn’t believe it.

“Ah, I’m all done,” Lu Ren turned around and said lightly, and walked to the sofa to get a change of clothes. “Eggs are very expensive now.”

With a bang, another sudden attack without warning, Lu Ren was thrown onto the sofa at the moment of bending.

“You have to play this trick a few more times!” Lu Ren lay on the sofa sternly, tolerating the anger that gradually became angry.

“Doctor, I can’t help it anymore,” the man lying on him muttered.

“Get up.” Lu Ren pushed Yuyou’s shoulder. He raised his head and found that the other party’s face was flushed.

“Doctor, let’s do it.” You You’s lips trembled slightly.

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