There’s Something Wrong With These Demonic Women! - Chapter 278: Run Into The Gun Again!

Facing Su Jingyi’s unclear words, Miao Fengxian felt a bit puzzled, looking at her draped in a blanket with a hazy and charming appearance. It felt familiar, as if she had seen this look before, probably when Xuan Yin walked out of the little thief’s hut.

The problem was that Xuan Yin and the little thief were enjoying love, while Su Jingyi, also at the seventh realm like herself, even if she were urgent and impulsive, the little thief wouldn’t get to taste Su Jingyi’s flavor. So why could she show a similar expression to Xuan Yin?

“How come?”

“Haven’t you figured it out yet?” Su Jingyi felt secretly proud, tightened the blanket around her, and said gently, “Miao Fengxian, even if you encountered him first, so what? Now, in the end, I’m the one laughing. What about your previous bold words? What about your plan to make me love and not get?”

“Su Jingyi.”

“I advise you not to go too far. Allowing you to stay by his side is already my greatest tolerance. If you dare to provoke me again, don’t blame me for being rude.” Miao Fengxian replied coldly, “You’ve just experienced the taste of getting close to him. There’s nothing remarkable about it.”

Su Jingyi lightly raised her eyebrows, smiled leisurely, and said, “If it were just that, I wouldn’t boast like this in front of you. In fact, he could have come back long ago. I deliberately delayed him until you came looking for him.”

Miao Fengxian frowned, unkindly saying, “What do you want to say? Don’t beat around the bush with me.”

Su Jingyi shrugged and softly whispered, “Actually, there’s not much. Just wanted to tell you that I’ve become his woman.”

“Hmph.”

“I thought it was something else.” Miao Fengxian rolled her eyes, annoyed, “You became his woman a long time ago.”

“Not the same!”

Su Jingyi said gently, “Before, it could be considered being together. But now, it’s truly becoming his woman. You should understand what I mean.”

Becoming his woman for real?

How could this be possible! Isn’t she also at the seventh realm like me?

“Impossible! Impossible!” Miao Fengxian’s eyes were full of shock, disbelief, and a bit of unpreparedness. She involuntarily took two steps back, muttering, “I don’t believe it. I absolutely don’t believe it. He couldn’t have tasted you. It must be fake!”

“What’s impossible about it?”

“I accidentally obtained a Daoist secret technique. This technique explains how to neutralize the gap in realms. Of course, it can only be used in bed.” Su Jingyi explained softly, “Anyway, he and I have been together in a genuine way, without any other unnecessary affairs.”

Daoist secret technique?

How could such a thing exist?

Miao Fengxian was on the verge of going crazy. The reason she dared to trust Lu Xun so much, letting him stay with Su Jingyi, was based on the assumption that he, like with herself, couldn’t go to bed with Su Jingyi until he reached the mid-innate realm or even a higher realm. Unexpectedly, there was such a secret technique that could offset the gap in realms.

“Lies. You… you must be lying to me!”

At this moment, Miao Fengxian was desperate, as if she had lost the most important thing in her life. Biting her lip tightly, her fists almost burst with blue veins. She gritted her teeth and said, “I don’t believe it. I absolutely won’t believe it. You must be lying to me.”

“…”

“Maybe.”

Although Su Jingyi was pleased to be ahead of Miao Fengxian, seeing her current state made Fairy Su suddenly feel a bit unwilling. She pursed her lips and said, “Do you want to go find him now? He should still be at the pool.”

“I….”

Miao Fengxian opened her mouth, looking at Su Jingyi in front of her. She couldn’t help but take a deep breath, calming her inner emotions. She whispered, “Did you really, really sleep with him?”

“Believe it or not.”

Su Jingyi replied indifferently.

After a moment of hesitation, Miao Fengxian walked slowly into the room. The moment she entered, a muddy smell filled the air. This smell was too familiar. It was the scent that would only be there after Xuan Yin stayed overnight in the little thief’s hut.

Miao Fengxian’s vision darkened for a moment, and now she had to believe that Su Jingyi had indeed used special methods to successfully fulfil her wishes.

“You…”

Staring fiercely at the quiet and cunning Su Jingyi beside her, Miao Fengxian exclaimed in rage, “You actually used such tricks!”

“Tricks?”

“You don’t have such means, so you accuse me of using tricks?” Su Jingyi casually said, “Even if it’s a trick, it fulfills my and his expectations. Besides, what does it have to do with you if I slept with him? I didn’t prevent you from sleeping with him.”

For a while, Miao Fengxian was speechless, not knowing how to retort.

“I’ll kill you now!”

Suddenly, a phantom sword appeared in the demoness’ hand, directly pointing at Su Jingyi not far away.

“Kill me?”

“Well, now seems to be the best time to kill me. My breath is not very stable now, after all, it’s something you understand even if I don’t tell you.” Su Jingyi faced the furious demoness without fear or dread. On the contrary, she smiled leisurely, “But what can you achieve by killing me? Can you get him? Won’t he hold a grudge against you? Miao Fengxian, don’t deny it. In fact, our situation, just by killing each other, won’t change anything.”

“I don’t care!”

“You can’t get what I can’t get.” Miao Fengxian replied with a dark expression.

“Is that so?” Su Jingyi gracefully sat down and said lightly, “Just empty words.”

As the words fell, she paused for a moment and said, “Sit down and let’s talk.”

“Talk?”

“What can we talk about?” Miao Fengxian replied coldly.

“Let’s talk about his issues, about how to anchor his heart. You also know our man is a flirtatious scoundrel.” Su Jingyi spoke softly, “There are so many beauties in the world, not inferior to us. In the future, if he messes around outside, what should we do?”

“He can mess around outside as much as he wants, as long as he doesn’t stay with you.” Miao Fengxian put away her sword, sat across from Su Jingyi, saying indifferently.

Su Jingyi frowned, not pleased, “Can’t you speak nicely?”

“No need to speak nicely!”

Miao Fengxian raised her head, looking at her angrily, “Just let it be like this. After the little thief kills the alchemist, we can settle our old and new accounts together.”

“If I were afraid of you, I wouldn’t be Su Jingyi.” Fairy Su snorted.

…

At the same time, Lu Xun was soaking in the warm pool, enjoying the rare comfort.

“No wonder Sister Miao was so resistant. It turns out it can really be fatal. With less than forty percent of her strength, I’ve already completely exhausted myself.” Lu Xun sighed deeply, looking up at the starry sky above, muttering to himself, “What should I do when I go back? Facing my wife’s urgency… What should I do?”

Uh.

There was really no way, so he could only suffer.

“However.”

“Is it okay if I tease Fairy Su like this?” Lu Xun curled his lips, recalling the various expressions she made in the wooden house. Fortunately, Su Jingyi was a little delirious at that time, possibly carried away by the moment. So, he could freely torment her.

But on second thought, the best at this was still Widow My, who seemed elegant and virtuous, and turns out to be so wild.

“Ah.”

“Shuang’er must be very sad now. Unfortunately, husband can’t come to find you. I’ll come to accompany you in a few days.” Lu Xun shook his head, thinking of how to divide his time between various women.

In the following time, Lu Xun pondered over many things, most importantly, how to seize the position of the family head.

In fact, many of the current troubles ultimately stemmed from not being the family head. If he could have the power of speech, it wouldn’t have come to this. Unfortunately, each of them was like a tiger in a competition. Even Mu Qingshuang, who had not practiced cultivation, had a terrifying constitution that made her a bit daunting.

“It feels like…”

“The difficulty is a bit too high. I’m not someone like Wu Song, specialized in dealing with tigers.” Lu Xun gave up on this fantasy. Still, he left a seed in his heart. In case one day he stands up again, he might as well have some fun with them.

It’s about time to go home.

After soaking in the warm pool, Lu Xun came to the shore, jumped a few times, shook off the water stains, and then put on his trousers and clothes. Just as he was about to leave, he thought about it and decided to go back and say goodbye to Fairy Su. If he walked away like this, he was afraid that she would settle the score with him later.

Slowly and leisurely walking towards the nearby small wooden house, after a while, Lu Xun arrived there. It was hard to imagine that in an ordinary small wooden house, there was actually a Seven-Realm powerhouse lying down. What’s more, this Seven-Realm powerhouse was currently only covered by a blanket.

To say the truth, Aunt Su was really magnanimous, belonging to the type with a perfect proportion. Among the constantly hovering competitors, adding a trace would destroy the perfect proportion, and reducing a trace would feel like not reaching the limit. She could form a pair of odd couples with the big demoness. Miao Fengxian had the most perfect hips, while Su Fairy had the most perfect bosom.

“Aunt Su.”

“I’ll go back first to my….”

As the words reached this point, they abruptly stopped.

Lu Xun, with a dumbfounded expression, looked at Aunt Su and the big demoness sitting inside, especially when he saw Sister Miao glaring at him. That devouring appearance made a chill rise in his heart.

It’s over, I’ve run into the gun again!

This is too unlucky. During the day, Fairy Su quarreled with the the widow, and at night, she quarreled with the demoness. A whole day of experiencing two Shura Fields, is there no peace for me?

“Ah!”

“Why can’t I see suddenly?”

Rolling his eyes, Lu Xun, hands feeling for the door frame, swayed out.

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