This Crayfish Is Not Edible - Chapter 95
“NO! She is a pervert!” Long shouted and hid his lover to his chest.
Felia propped himself up and gazed at him with her eyes narrowed. “Eh, what do you mean? I am a refined lady.” She shouted.
“Then why is your nose bleeding, ah?” the golden dragon shouted.
“Its…. it’s because… I,” she cried, holding her bleeding nose. She felt mortified. Ever since she was born, she had been called a refined lady, a beauty and even a calamity. But No one had ever called her a pervert before.
“See, you can’t even answer that properly, liar,” Long said and hid his lover’s face with his sleeve.
“But… But… I am not like that. I hurt my nose,” she said pointing at his face.
The brute huffed and hugged Xia more.
“Ya, aren’t you the most perverted? Doing this and that in front of people,” she shouted.
Long blushed hard. “This…. because he is my lover, ah,” he shouted after a long time of silence. “And you are pining after him like a silly puppy,”
Felia got up from the floor and patted the dust off of her shirt. “Exactly.. Why didn’t you say he was your lover when we met ah? It’s all because of you.”
“I…I… Why should I tell you?”
“It’s because you were embarrassed to say he is your lover,” Felia said with her hand son her hips.
Xia gazed up at the flustered little snake. ‘Why is he so flustered for? Haven’t we cleared up this confusion as well.’ he thought. But somehow he wanted to play with the little snake. He pouted. “Is she telling the truth?”
“NO! You are my darling. I thought you didn’t love me enough so…so only I didn’t tell her,” Long stammered.
“So you doubted my love for you,” Xia said with a fake disappointed look.
Long shook his head and hugged him tighter. “No, never. I know that you love me too,”
“Of course I Love You. How much assurance do you need, ah? I thought I assured you enough at that waterfall. Do you need me to do more? I can tast….”
Long kissed him right on the mouth. “Don’t say that out loud. There is a pervert in our midst. She might enjoy hearing about our joyous escapades,” he whispered.
Xia nodded his head and leaned against him.
As their spectator, Felia and the maid watched the loving couple force feed them dog food.
“Ah, I wish I had someone so loving,” the maid said with sparkling eyes.
Felia gazed at her dazed look and shook her head. “I don’t think I can ever be in a relationship anymore. I am forever scarred of men,” she whispered, hugging the unconscious little puppy.
She sat next the fireplace and gaze at the stupid couple sitting opposite her
That’s how her first love ended. There was no bitter feeling. No broken heart just disappointment.
‘Falling in love is tough ah. Even more so, finding a straight man is even tougher,’ She though with a sigh.
Felia gazed down at the unconscious puppy and sighed once more. ‘At least I have found a new puppy through this entire ordeal,’ she thought as her mood lifted.
“Should I make you a fur coat? No, I think a dress will look good.” She whispered and started rummaging through her ring. She tossed out all the fur coats in it.
Under the watchful eyes of her maid, Felia cheerfully started cutting it.
“Wait for a while, cutie. I will make you the most beautiful dress in the world,” she said.
The maid scooted closer and whispered, “Princess, you are cutting it wrong. You should first measure the puppy’s body before cutting,”
The princess gazed at her maid with a questioning gaze. “Why should I measure? Wouldn’t randomly cutting make a dress?”
The maid subtly rolled her eyes. The princess…. well, she had been different since she was born. She loved swords and brawls rather than sewing and painting. Maybe growing with a lot of brothers had conditioned her growth.
The maid had been with her for almost fifteen years. Over the years she had watched the princess, she had seen Felia being mocked for not being poised and mocked for being unruly. For a while, the cheerful princess ignored their mocking words.
Princess Felia had the strength to beat twenty men when she was just a toddler.
But as she grew up, their words started making an impact on her mental health.
She hid her cheerful deposition with a graceful smile. She learned to lie with a straight face, to smile when she was being mocked.
It was like the familiar princess she saw all her life just…. disappeared.
But now… seeing her happily chop of fur, the maid thought, ‘our cheerful princess is back.’
Softly chuckling, the maid helped the princess cut her precious fur coats for a dog dress.
In the cold night, all four of them hurdles next to the fire and went to sleep.
Felia hugged her newly clothed puppy and slept peacefully. Her maid was sleeping close by, hugging the ripped coats.
Shredded fur surrounded them on all sides.
Xia gazed at them with a small smile on his face. ‘It’s really nice to have friends.’ He thought.
A strong arm snaked around his waist.
“Love, aren’t you asleep?” the little snake whispered from behind him.
“No, I just…. I feel very happy right now,” Xia whispered.
Long Aotian softly kissed his little ear. “Why?” he whispered.
Xia moaned and turned his head a little. “It tickles,”
Long groaned and kissed his red cheeks. “Does this tickle?” he whispered.
“Stop! They are sleeping nearby,” Xia murmured and pushed his head away.
The golden dragon shrugged and snuggled closer. He deeply inhaled his lover’s scent. But something was different. He could still smell that creature’s scent on him. and weirdly so, it was a familiar scent.
He shook his head and sniffed more.
“You still smell like that puppy,” Long whispered with a pout.
Xia faced him with his eyebrows raised. “Didn’t you kiss and bite my neck so much? Why are you still pouting?”
“But… But your chest still smells different,” Long whispered.
Xia narrowed his eyes sceptically. “So what do you want to do about it?”
Looking at his lover, long felt his member rise up again.
Pulling Xia close, Long jerked his hips and ground himself against his soft butt.
With a smirk, he whispered, “Well I want to make you smell like me completely,” he snuggled his head in the crook of his neck.
“Inside out,”
“But.. Mnn, they are here,” Xia moaned, hiding his face in his hands.
Long shot up and held his hands out. “Then let us go elsewhere,”
Note- There will be a mass release of fifteen chapters this friday.. And this novel is going premium this week maybe.
