This Curse Is Just Awesome - Vol 5 Chapter 63

“This is where you went to school?”

The next day, noon.

Chen Yu, who had eaten at the cigarette shop, took BB across Central Street and came to a three-story building.

The building is all red.

The exterior stairs are wrapped in anti-bump foam.

There are trampolines, slides, and merry-go-rounds in the courtyard. It’s just that they’ve all been abandoned.

Most of the outer paint was cracked by the wind, and there were many dark red rust…

“Yes.” Looking at the kindergarten whose walls were peeling off, BB nodded, with a nostalgic tone: “It’s here that I learned a lot.”

“For example?” Chen Yu squinted: “Leave those messes aside, can you give an example of normal knowledge?”

“Yes!” BB’s eyes lit up, and he raised his index finger: “For example, King Louis XIV, who surrendered his country, had a very serious **** fistula when he was middle-aged! It leaked from the left ass.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“For another example, the mating between a rooster and a hen is done through cloaca excretion. And if there is no rooster in a flock for a long time, a hen will automatically become a rooster. It seems that in an online game, the proportion of males is too high. When you’re high, there are always some men who automatically convert to women.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“For another example, the term money laundering is not to wash money in water, but to turn illegal property into legal property through special means. This term originally came from the laundry room of the Western Mafia in the twentieth century. Detailed operation steps , the director took us to do experiments, mainly including yin and yang contracts, consortium foundations, investment, antique sales…”

“…okay.”

Interrupting BB’s speech, Chen Yu resolutely pulled out the long sword above BB’s head and rushed into the kindergarten.

“Boom!”

He kicked the metal security door with a kick, and he went all the way up the external stairs.

Soon, he came to the stage on the third floor, pointed to the largest house, and asked BB with a gloomy expression, “Is your dean here?”

BB opened his perspective eyes and nodded: “Not here.”

Chen Yu: “…I didn’t nod at you.”

“It’s on the second floor.” BB shook his head.

Hearing this, Chen Yu moved quickly, reached out to hold the railing, made a big loop, and jumped from the third floor to the second floor. Then he punched the window glass and smashed into the house with his sword.

“Who?!” The sudden movement made a middle-aged man meditating in the house snapped back to his senses, subconsciously bursting with level 4 energy, and turned his head to look at Chen Yu.

“?!”

And just like this, the middle-aged man was stunned, his energy went out, and he stiffened on the spot.

But Chen Yu didn’t stop. He took two steps forward, put the long sword directly on the neck of the middle-aged man, and said, “Why are you the dean?”

“…” The middle-aged man’s pupils trembled.

Chen Yu: “Speak.”

“…” The middle-aged man trembled.

Chen Yu frowned: “Can you speak?”

“…” The middle-aged man had urinary incontinence.

Chen Yu: “…Fuck.”

With a horrified face, he exited the room, Chen Yu subway old man’s face: “Is this the latest defensive martial arts on the rivers and lakes?”

“You…you are…” The middle-aged man was breathing rapidly, and the pool under his feet became bigger and bigger: “You are…Chen Yu?!”

“Clam?” Chen Yu reacted and tilted his head: “You know me.”

As a former champion of the global college competition and an active master of the Beijing battle, his reputation is actually there.

But the person in front of him is obviously not as simple as “knowing” him…

“Who are you.” Putting away the long sword, Chen Yu looked up and down the middle-aged man. It does feel a little strangely familiar.

“Me! It’s me!” The middle-aged man clenched his fists excitedly, his pupils dilated and contracted: “Brother Chen Yu! I am your confidant!”

Chen Yu: “Eh?!”

The next moment, the middle-aged man opened his arms and hugged Chen Yu like crazy: “My confidant! I finally found you, vomit…”

“Boom-”

Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked away by Chen Yu, and fell heavily for more than ten meters…

“vomit.”

Chen Yu retched with disgust on his face, and rubbed the water on the soles of his shoes **** the ground: “Don’t come here!”

“Knowing…confidant…” Lying on the ground, the middle-aged man slowly raised his head and looked at Chen Yu with a hopeless look: “Did you forget me?”

“Who the **** are you?”

“It’s me!” The middle-aged man peeled off his messed up long hair, revealing a face that didn’t look very smart: “I’m Zhuge Wu Yong!”

“Zhuge Wu Yong?” Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly recognized the person in front of him: “It’s you! Ah… you are… the warrior who was in Tang City?”

“Yes! It’s me!” The middle-aged man got up, nodded frantically, and wept with joy: “It’s me, Zhuge Wuyong! I still remember that it was a beast attack in Tang City. You were the one who found the fair meeting in the crowd. Murderer. He also said… he also said that I was a talented person. Looking at the whole Tang City, only I can barely keep up with your ideas. You and I are mutual confidants!”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Friends! You remember!”

“I remember. But the memory is not very clear.” Chen Yu raised his head and thought hard: “After all, it is a chapter from a long time ago.”

“Ah?” The middle-aged man was at a loss.

“It’s nothing, don’t talk about this.” Seeing that the other party would not pick up the stalk, Chen Yu changed the subject and carefully observed the appearance of the middle-aged man: “Tell me about you, why did you come to Qingcheng? Are you not from Tang City? ?”

“My confidant, I’m here to find you.” The middle-aged man wiped away the tears of excitement on his face with his “water stained” sleeves: “I know you are a student of Beijing University. But after the capital was destroyed, I would not I know where to find you. I just found out that brother, you are from Qingcheng… ah, why are you so hot…”

Chen Yu: “Pissing in my eyes.”

“Where did the urine come from?” The middle-aged man continued to wipe his eyes with his sleeves: “Ah… so spicy…”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Snapped.”

Putting his hands together, Chen Yu’s mind moved slightly, and his energy exploded: “Martial arts – take a big mouthful of phlegm and eat it!”

“call-”

Accompanied by the patchwork, overlap, reorganization, and diffusion of the martial arts matrix… A large water polo with a diameter of about two meters fell from the sky above the middle-aged man. The middle-aged man fell to the ground in an instant.

Then, the second group of water polo.

The third group.

fourth…

fifth…

The huge second-floor flat was instantly turned into a water curtain cave.

After “shooting” ten water polo, and confirming that the opponent was completely “cleaned”, Chen Yu stopped martial arts and said, “Now, are your eyes still hot?”

“Cough…cough…ah…” Zhuge Wuyong spat out a few saliva and shook his head in a trance: “Okay… much better…”

“Dean!” At this moment, BB, who had been observing secretly for a while, jumped out and waved happily to Zhuge Wuyong: “Hello.”

Wiping off the water stains on his face, Zhuge Wu looked over with hearing the sound, UU reading www.uukanshu. com was surprised: “Dad Chen?!”

BB: “Hello, Dean!”

“Dad Chen?!” Chen Yu looked back at BB: “What the **** is this name?!”

“I heard from my sister that I can’t get an ID card with the name BB, and I can’t get into school. So I changed my normal name.” BB explained.

“Where is this normal!” Chen Yu roared: “It’s even more abnormal, okay?! Who paid for you?!”

BB: “Sister Chen Siwen.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“You…” Zhuge Wuyong, who was standing in the water, seemed to be a lot more awake. He glanced back and forth on Chen Yu and BB a few times, and tentatively asked: “You are one family?”

“Yes!” BB grabbed the corner of Chen Yu’s clothes excitedly: “Mr. Chen Yu, he is my desperado.”

Chen Yu: “…Guardian.”

“Yes!” BB changed his words: “Guardian.”

“It turns out…you are a family.” Zhuge Wuyong lost his mind again: “There is nowhere to go after breaking through the iron shoes…that person is actually in the dim light!”

Chen Yu: “…”

“My confidant, I…I’m looking for you…it’s really hard to find you!” Inexplicably, Zhuge Wuyong’s emotions suddenly collapsed and he burst into tears.

Chen Yu: “…what are you looking for me for?”

“Because your wisdom is the best I’ve ever seen in the world. So…” Zhuge Wuyong lifted his jacket, took out a large plastic bag from his underwear, and then peeled off the plastic bag layer by layer, revealing a tiny Electronic tablet: “I’ve been looking for you for a long time, and I want to give this to you. It should be only you who can use it correctly.”

“What is this?” Chen Yu raised his brows slightly, stepped forward, and took the tablet with disgust.

Zhuge Wu Yong: “The way to control alien beasts, and even control the tide of beasts.”

“What?!” Chen Yu jumped in fright.