This Game Is Too Realistic - Chapter 94.1
Chapter 94: Battle Report, Great Victory, and the Coming New Update!
While Chu Guang was holding the diary to study the history, the Wasteland Online official website forum in another world was extremely lively at the moment.
The 7 players who died in the battle went offline one after another and were almost coincidentally on the official website at the same time, bringing first-hand frontline reports to the non-testing players browsing the forum.
This battle was much fiercer than before.
The total force invested by the two sides exceeded one company, and various tactics of divided encirclement, fire suppression, raid, and counter-raid were used, making almost all players who participated in the battle scream how exciting it was!
Especially at the end of the battle.
Fifty rockets covered the entire battlefield, and everyone jumped out of the trenches to start a charge at the sound of the whistle. At the exaggerated descriptions of players, even the non-testing players on the forum became excited as well.
“Hahaha, lighting firecrackers is too shameless. The other party is probably completely confused. Where did you learn this shameless operation?”
“But isn’t the most amazing thing the fact that Mosquito’s rockets can actually be used? Didn’t you say that the flamethrower that this guy made last time had insufficient chamber pressure and no backfire valve installed, so he burned himself?”
“Goblin Technology redeemed its dignity.”
“The one-kilogram warhead is still too small! If there is a chance to get the hot air balloon out, I will directly equip it with the 300-pound aerial bomb. It will definitely work!”
“Hot air balloons may be difficult as they will be a living target when they are in the sky, but you can try to build an engine or a propeller aircraft. Aren’t the Mini-Max series airplanes made of wood? If you work hard, you can definitely make it happen!”
“Build tanks. Tanks are better, but I heard you say that there’s either a city or anti-tank trees near the resurrection point. So it’d probably be quite difficult.”
“Are you really talking about games? How come I have a strange feeling that you are talking about something different.”
“Ahem, the discussion is about plastic models, plastic models!”
Although the discussion continued to digress, as new news continued to be released, the discussion quickly returned to the original topic.
Whether it was through suggestions, or pure imagination; whether it was testing players who really believed in the game or pure fun-seeking trolls, what everyone cared most about was the outcome of this war.
Although there has been good news so far, what if this group of closed alpha players were not strong, or those marauders still had reinforcements?
If they lost this war, it would be over.
After all, the official website said that if the players failed in the “Winter’s Fury” expansion, the game server would be suspended indefinitely, and would be launched after re-debugging.
As for how long it would be suspended, it was estimated that only the game designer would know.
Fortunately, enthusiastic netizens did not wait long.
As another player who “died” from serious injuries was forced to go offline, the news of the victory of the war was brought back to the forum, making many people on the forum feel relieved.
Makka_Pakka: “I was killed by my teammates! But it’s okay, because it was a victory! 56 marauders, including elite monsters and bosses, were all besieged and annihilated! Hahaha, it was great! I killed at least three… No, four, it must be a quadra kill!”
Quit_smoking: “Then why are you still dead?”
Ya Ya: “Nooooob! Hahahahaha! As long as you die, then you are a noob. Hahahaha! o(*≧▽≦)ツ”
Makka_Pakka: “Screw you! You even have the audacity to talk about me. You didn’t even participate in the fight!”
Ya Ya: “Hmph, as we all know, beautiful girls don’t fight. I will play with you when I save enough money to buy an exoframe. @乛?乛@”
Quit_smoking: “Then what’s the point of having an account now?! If you don’t want to play, give me your access! T.T”
This_lord_is_arrogant_what_can_you_do: “LMAO, you call this a war? How can you call it a war if you cannot even gather a hundred people to fight? Just recently, the students from our high school had a fight with the students from another high school, and there were at least three to five thousand students involved. If it weren’t for the fact that it would’ve alarmed the county, later on, it would be in the news for sure.”
Irene: “Five thousand people? Is your school called Suzuran All-Boys High School? By the way, how many dishes do they serve in the cafeteria? Do you have to fight each other to get a dish?”
Night Ten: “Lol.”
Elf_Fugui_Wang: “Huh? Irene also died?”
Irene: “You two! Just you wait, I will never forget what you did. 。(`Д′*)9 ”
The_Escaping_Mole: “I’m so scared. (Smiley face)”
Every time this troll came out, everyone would have a lot of fun. The whole forum was full of joy, and it was like a festive season.
But this guy was like a gopher. He just taunted the test players and then immediately left, not giving others a chance to ridicule him.
Perhaps in his world, he believed that he was fighting against some dark force.
And those who “ridiculed” and “defamed” him were undoubtedly the moderator’s alt accounts.
Quit_smoking: “Speaking of which, where’s Mr. Garbage? Why didn’t I see him come to the forum to show off?”
Irene: “Yes, yes, where’s his sliding attack?”
Night Ten: “Tsk, this guy is just an embarrassment. The administrator warned us not to set fires to warm up, so this guy was shivering with cold in the trenches. He was afraid of falling asleep, so he told a joke to the people next to him. Maybe the joke was too cold, but no one was amused by him. In the end, he fainted. We didn’t wake him up after the whole battle was over. Later, we carried him back on the wagon as a ‘wounded’. Sigh, such an embarrassment.”
Garbage_pickup_level_99: “Damnit, did you think I wanted to?! I tried to reconnect a few times, but all it showed was that the character status was abnormal, and I couldn’t connect to it at all! When I finally went online, everyone was already lying in the culture chamber!”
Night Ten: “It’s an embarrassment anyway.”
Garbage_pickup_level_99: “@#@%!”
WC_really_has_mosquitoes: “Hahahaha, I was the MVP! Who else was more awesome than me?”
Tomato_scrambled_eggs: “Big Brother is awesome, Goblin Technology is invincible!”
Big_eyes_in_debt: “Stop messing around, I’ve counted the corpses. The total number of people killed was three, but I’m not sure if they were killed by your rockets.”
Night Ten: “Hahaha, battlefield cheerleading squad confirmed! But then again, although the power of Mosquito’s weapon is not that good, it is still fierce enough to bluff people. Those NPCs immediately raised white flags after he used it.”
WC_really_has_mosquitoes: “Screw you! You’re the battlefield cheerleading squad! Your whole family is the battlefield cheerleading squad!”
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