This World Has Gone Crazy - Chapter 67 part1

Qi Le jumped up and quickly stuffed the parts into the box. As it was jammed, the lid couldn't be fastened at all. Without thinking whether it would be damaged or not, he pressed hard and randomly shut the lid. From the moment he saw this, he knew that it had something to do with a certain idiot. He scolded the man from head to foot inside, then wiped his cold sweat and looked up weakly. “…I really can explain.”

Gu Bai calmed down after staring blankly for a short while. He understood that this was probably Yi Hang’s doing, but it wasn't easy to see his wife so nervous. He nodded with a straight face and kindly said, “Explain.”

“You should be able to guess.” Qi Le pulled him onto the sofa, pushed the box away and sat beside him. “I think Yi Hang sent this.”

Gu Bai pointed at his own shoulder. “Did he tell you in advance? Why didn’t I hear you mention it?”

“I'm only guessing.” Qi Le obediently massaged his shoulders. “Think about it, the last time we went to look for him, he treasured this thing so much. I'm guessing he was afraid Lu Yanbin would throw it away, so he sent it to me.”

Gu Bai enjoyed his wife’s service and was in a good mood. “Didn’t Lu yanbin agree to keep it? Why would he do this?”

Qi Le was silent for a moment before pulling out his cellphone. “I don’t know, I’ll call and ask.” He specifically pressed the hands-free button and soon heard the voice of the man. He gnashed his teeth and said, “Your express has arrived. Can you tell me why the hell would you send it to me?”

Yi Hang was having dinner with Lu Yanbin at the moment. When he heard this, he was shocked. He looked up at a certain someone and asked innocently, “What are you talking about? Do you have the wrong number?”

“…” Qi Le roared, “impossible! Your express, your goddess, your inflatable doll! Damn it, you dare play dumb with Laozi?!"

Lu Yanbin saw his wife answer the phone and watched in silence. The table was quiet. Yi Hang was shocked. Afraid that a certain someone would hear the receiver, he said hastily, “I'm eating now. I’ll call you later. Then we’ll discuss what went wrong. Alright then, goodbye.”

Lu Yanbin looked at him calmly. “Who is it?”

“Zheng Xiaoyuan.” Yi Hang bowed his head to eat. “He seems to be in a bad mood. Don’t worry about him.”

On the other end, Qi Le looked at the call that was hung up, his expression complex. Gu Bai felt that he was so funny but he still held his wife in his arms with a straight face and squeezed his chin. “Didn’t you say it was his?”

“…” Qi Le said, “Definitely! You wait, I’ll prove it to you!” He was furious. Since you won’t let me feel better, Laozi will kill you! He waved Gu Bai away, called Lu yanbin, turned on speaker as usual and went straight to the point. “Your wife sent me the inflatable doll. What should I do?”

Lu Yanbin was silent for a moment and looked at a certain someone. “Zheng Xiaoyuan said…”

Yi Hang shook his head violently and interrupted with horror. “He made a mistake! It's not mine!”

Qi Le could clearly hear the man’s screams and nodded. “Since it isn't his, I'll throw it away. Please inform him for me.”

Lu Yanbin muttered "Mmm" and hung up. Yi Hang looked at him carefully and asked tentatively, “What did he say?”

“He said he would throw it away immediately.”

Yi Hang, “=口=!!!"

Lu Yanbin, “……”

Yi Hang immediately pulled out his cellphone and cried bitterly, “It’s mine. I was wrong. I’ll slowly explain to you later. I paid thousands ah. Don’t throw it ah… Mmm, I’ll treat you to dinner. Thank you. Don’t throw it.” He patted his little heart and looked up at a certain someone who was standing in front of him and looking down at him. His expression cracked again. “=口=!!!"

Lu Yanbin pinched his chin, closed his mouth, touched his face, and calmly asked, “I remember the manufacturer said it would take a week to do the correction. Why is it so quick?”

Yi Hang’s weakly extended his hand, his expression innocent. “Maybe the factory’s work efficiency has improved.”

Lu Yanbin nodded and went into the study. “I’ll go online and ask.”

Yi Hang rushed over to embrace his thigh. “I discussed with the manufacturer not to change it when you were at work, but you would doubt if it were sent back so soon, so I changed it to Zheng Xiaoyuan’s address and was prepared to pick it up in a few days. I was wrong. I was really wrong. I shouldn’t lie. Damn it, when they said that bad people will come to no good end, they meant me…”

“…” Lu Yanbin looked down at him. “You know what to do?”

Yi Hang sobbed and nodded. “I'll returned it again and contact the manufacturer to change the voice…” He sounded more and more sad. How could his life be so miserable? He sniffled and rubbed himself on someone’s trouser leg, wiping away his tears and snot.

Lu Yanbin, “……”

On the other end, Qi Le put away his cellphone and looked at Gu Bai proudly. The latter finally smiled, leaned over to kiss him and got up to cook. Qi Le went to the kitchen with him. “What if I couldn't get him to tell the truth? Do you really think I would buy such a thing?”

Gu Bai rubbed his head. “I don't think I asked if you bought it.”

Qi Le paused and thought for a moment, then realized that it seemed to be the case. He had been too nervous. But on second thought, anyone caught on the spot would be a little nervous. He leaned against the doorframe and watched Gu Bai cook. Suddenly, remembering that he hadn't fed his son, he turned around and went to the living room, conveniently putting that thing away. In a few days, he would send it to that idiot. Then, he waited for dinner. After they finished eating, he and Gu Bai went to the bar to talk to the doctor.

Ning Xiao and Wan Lei arrived early and found a relatively quiet corner to occupy a good seat. Yu Mingjie accompanied his wife with a box of tissues in his hand. Qi Le was puzzled. “What is this?”

Yu Mingjie didn't answer. He sat down and opened the pack. He took out one and handed it to his wife. “Be good, don’t be so excited. Wipe.”

“What do you know?” The doctor grabbed the tissue and wiped away his tears. “This is the first time I'm treating such a rare mental illness since I started working. Let me tell you, most doctors will never have the chance to do something like this in their whole lives.”

“Mmm hmm,” echoed Yu Mingjie as he patiently comforted him. “Come on, take a deep breath. You’re a doctor. Be calm.”

“…Mmm.”

Everyone else, “……”

Wan Lei deeply felt that the doctor was unreliable. His lips moved and moved again. He looked at a “gentle man” with glasses and finally chose to shut up. The doctor quickly adjusted his state of mind. He had some complaints about the atmosphere of the bar. He felt that metal music would affect the patient’s mood. Qi Le didn’t want to change places to avoid too much trouble, so he took the initiative to say that he liked it. The doctor gave up and concentrated on the treatment.

Qi Le kept smiling and dealt with him patiently. He had been this way for the past three days and could finally change back to his real self. He looked around blankly and then asked in surprise, “Why am I here? That's strange, how did I get to the bar?”

All shocked, the doctor asked tentatively, “Who are you? What do you remember?”

Qi Le frowned. “I remember losing consciousness a lot, so I called you and asked to meet, right?”

The doctor was suddenly shocked. “It's you?”

Qi Le nodded and looked at Gu Bai around him. He hugged his waist and shrank into his arms. He looked very intimate. Wan Lei was just about to ask who his current personality was when he saw this and knew immediately. Gu Bai was able to make out with his wife openly and was in a good mood, holding him tightly. “I miss you very much.”