Those Years I Opened a Zoo - Chapter 182: Jingwei: My dad is farming
Duan Jiaze held a document on his hand. He looked at it silently several times and looked up and asked Huang Wei: “Have you finished reading this?”
Huang Hao nodded: “Of course, how come you come here.”
Duan Jiaze: “No… this… okay…”
He hesitated, but he signed the name. This is a document about the development of the new periphery of the Commodity Department, with a design and renderings, a table mat, a coaster and a mouse pad.
Like this kind of commodity coffin has been produced a lot, all kinds of animal forms, selling is not the best, but not bad.
This time, the volume requested by the Ministry of Commodities is much larger than before. They also gave reasons. According to the analysis of the market, this product will achieve good sales.
And the shape of these neighbors is, the **** of Sui Bao.
That’s right, the designers of the merchandise department took the pattern of the sap (as a little tail) printed on the glass and used it as a perimeter. The largest table mat, said to be completely one to one according to the real bear **** area, the mouse pad is slightly smaller, it is medium, the teacup is the smallest.
The shape is an irregular ellipse, most of which is white, with a little black “leg root”. The layer is not the same, the edges are fluffy, the middle is also creased, and the lower end has a slightly smaller circle. It is the tail.
This should be painted, and it is very simulated, and it also shows the feeling of being flattened by glass.
When Duan Jiaze saw the panda’s buttocks on the full page, he almost got black. He didn’t expect the merchandise department to be more mad than the tourists… No, they should be frustrated by the tourists.
Huang Wei looked at Duan Jiaze’s spirit and said: “Zhubao’s **** is now of great commercial value, and I think it should be sold.”
Duan Jiaze: “…I know.”
Recently, Sui Bao’s **** is really too hot, and tourists flocked. Especially after being photographed and transmitted to the Internet, it also triggered a round of teasing. Many people felt that the giant panda is a giant panda, and even the **** can make a headline, making such a big move.
The tourists are obsessed with the singer’s buttocks. They are all out of the circle. Some people have contacted the previous Suibao Daifa Xiongwei, saying that this is the **** of the super-sustainable male panda. That shape is also very deeply rooted in people’s minds. Now take it out and ask, maybe Sui Bao’s **** is more famous than it is.
Huang Wei: “Right, the restaurant is also studying, can you do some **** snacks.”
Duan Jiaze: “………”
As a restaurant in the zoo, Jiajia has always been committed to the development of animal-related dishes, which is the most popular except for the expensive series such as Luojia.
Huang Wei: “What kind of seal marshmallows, cat claw cakes are very popular, they are considering whether to do this.”
Duan Jiaze helped his forehead: “Let them do.”
Duan Jiaze has already given up treatment, and the publicity blog has been forwarded many times after the new perimeter has been pre-sold. The product name is called “Suibao PP / Panda Ass Table Mat / Mouse Pad / Coaster”
“…hahahahahahahahahahaha, the surrounding departments are simply devil!”
“The propaganda word just laughed at me: the only table mat! One-to-one reduction of the treasure PP, the fiber is complete!”
“The trough! It’s beautiful!”
“Is this **** too? Officially, I can’t buy it well?”
“A one-nine-nine-strong man friend asked me, would buying this affect his majesty?”
“I have placed an order and found that my dormitory has no desk at all. I decided to buy a table for the PP table mat…”
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After the sample was produced, a copy was sent to the Duan Jiaze office as usual.
Duan Jiaze has a lot of neighbors here. Some of the more practical ones will also be put out, and he advocates everyone to use the surrounding areas of the park. Staff purchases are generally internal discounts.
Looking at the surrounding area, Duan Jiaze hesitated a bit, and said that my hibiscus wooden table, there is no need to put a table mat. He closed the table mat and left only the mouse pad.
When the land pressure came to find Duan Jiaze, he also found that Duan Jiaze’s display was changed. The pressure of the land pressure is so keen, and I like to have nothing to look for, but he stared at the mouse pad for a while, and he was not sure what it was.
Land pressure is a guy who uses a mobile phone but never socializes and is not concerned about other human beings. He obviously does not know how much he has recently been on his ass.
Duan Jiaze coughed, “Sit.”
The land pressure opened Duan Jiaze’s mouse, and the mouse pad was picked up. Looking left and right, it was a little unbelievable: “This is…?”
Duan Jiaze: “…”
Duan Jiaze said dryly: “Surprise, we humans not only like cat claws, antlers, bird wings, but also bears buttocks.”
Land pressure: “……………”
Duan Jiaze has already robbed him in front of him, and the land pressure is a bit confusing.
Although it is already management, but seeing such exaggerated things, land pressure is still a bit of a taste. He also confiscated Duan Jiaze’s mouse pad, because even if humans have some fascination, it does not mean that Duan Jiaze can ignore the status of Daojun, and put the other animal’s **** around the table – that is butt!
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The average person does not like the most for the Suibao PP, but also a smile, and Xiong Siqian is extremely annoyed.
When he saw that the thing was on sale, he knew that there was such a thing, and he turned a big white eye. The two black and white bears have always had a popularity that he doesn’t understand. I didn’t expect them to be so shameless now. I use this to attract tourists… Anyway, Xiong Siqian can’t do it!
How to say, he is also the guardian of the gods of the Guanyin Dojo, he will never compete for (unilaterally) to sell his body.
Xiong Siqian was both disdainful and embarrassed. He also took a mouse pad, and complained to the younger brother Xiao Qing half and ridiculed: “The Terran is more and more incompetent, and everything can be sold in the store. Although they are black and white, but they are black and white, but It’s also a bear, you know? It’s very unqualified in our aesthetics!”
Xiaoqing glanced at it, not very concerned about it: “I know, do you appreciate it?”
Xiong Siqian: “Hey, this is not one to one size, you have to look at the table mat. There is a little leg behind, the legs are too thin! This shape is not good enough! It seems to be the little black and white bear, I have long been Say, it’s too young, a little doll, and the body is very general!”
Xiaoqing wondered: “You have been paying attention to Suibao’s ass?”
Xiong Siqian: “……………I don’t.”
Xiao Qing looked at Xiong Siqian very purely. “You don’t have it?”
Xiong Siqian: “………”
Xiong Siqian couldn’t wait to swallow his tongue that was wrong. He sat down in a sullen body and didn’t say anything.
“There is nothing. Everyone is paying attention to the place where the treasure is.” Xiaoqing said, “Xiao Rong’s cousin also asked him to help with the purchase of a set of internal prices. The Terran seems to like this very much.”
“I know, I know.” Xiong Siqian thought, it is a pity that Daojun did not care about this after he did the management. The nine-tailed fox has a special dogleg. He thinks it is better to lose to both.
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“Look at you like this, what is it like? Just like a pig!”
Director Meng sat in front of the computer, the screen is the face of his old man, the old man is holding glasses, rebukeing Meng director.
Meng’s anecdote has already spread to the capital circle. There are so many people in the program group, not many days. The people who know it know it. Meng’s general manager’s intention to go to the East China Sea is so impure and almost mad.
This is too much to face, this time he is so proud of his son, who knows to give him such a play.
Ms. Meng gave a video to his son and found that he was still a lot fatter. It seemed to be hurt by the situation, and it was very consistent with the gossip, so the son of Daxie was useless.
Seriously, you can’t do it, you can’t get it. If you can’t make it, you can still make yourself look like this.
Mrs. Meng was on the side, holding her back and bending down. “How do you say, what pig head, I think the baby is fine. Baby, stand up and show it to Dad.”
Director Meng reluctantly stood up and turned around.
Mrs. Meng was also silent. She looked at it so that she felt that her son was 20 pounds fat. It was a bit too much.
“You have to come back from the East China Sea, and then you have to change pigs in this way.” Meng boss said.
“I don’t come back!” Meng is very angry. “You don’t want to hear the rumors. I didn’t come to chase people at all. I just came to dig the corners of the wall. It made people pass the words. I haven’t finished the work yet, I don’t. go back!”
Mr. Meng: “…”
Even Ms. Meng, who has always loved her children, can’t stand it anymore. “How often did you love work?”
Director Meng: “………”
Zhizi Mo Ruofu, Meng Director, this word, no one believes.
“I won’t go back anyway!” He shut the computer when he slammed it. He thought about it for a long time in bed, and he was even more indignant. If he didn’t dig a person, he wouldn’t have lost it.
But how can we break through these people’s defenses? It’s so difficult… Hey, let’s go eat bowls of grain porridge, and your stomach is a little hungry.
Meng’s director, Lala’s shirt, was a little tight and went downstairs to the Jiajia restaurant.
It’s not the hotel restaurant’s business hours at all. If you want to eat, you can only go to the Jiajia restaurant in the zoo.
On the way, Director Meng saw the Jingwei, who was playing with water, and suddenly stopped. Xiaowei girl does not often appear in the garden during the day. Although he is a little hungry, he quickly gave up the plan to go to eat and walked to Jingwei.
In fact, the former Meng director’s offensive against Jingwei was not particularly fierce. After all, Jingwei was still young, and he estimated that it was difficult for the family to agree. But now that he has no problem with it, digging one is one.
“This is not Xiaowei, don’t you have to go to class today?” Director Meng sat down and sneaked. Although the button on his stomach opened as soon as he sat down, it seems that he really has to change the size…
Jingwei did not look at Meng’s director and said: “There are many tourists at the beach today.”
“Why, do you want to go too?” Director Meng misunderstood what he meant and said enthusiastically, “Would you like me to take you?”
Jing Wei no expression: “I don’t want to go.”
Said, the stone went out and played a series of splashes.
“It’s so good, I have a friend’s younger brother, and I’m especially good at it. I’m very handsome. Is it a good looking person?” Meng’s efforts to close the relationship with Jingwei .
Jingwei only looked at Meng’s director. “Your friend’s brother has also passed through the water?”
Director Meng stunned. “I don’t know.”
Jingwei’s colored hair on the back of her head made her look very maverick. Director Meng consciously had a generation gap with her, unable to understand her logic, and changed the subject: “You go to school alone, want to go home. What is your father doing?”
Jingwei lazy said: “Fortunately, my dad is farming.”
Farming, Meng’s director’s mind was alive and well. “It’s very hard to farm. Have you ever thought about reducing the burden on your home?”
Jingwei: “My family has no burden.”
Director Meng laughed and said: “Do you want to be a farmer?”
Jingwei looked at him inexplicably, “Yes, but my father’s land is bigger than the East China Sea.”
Director Meng: “……………”
Jingwei smashed the stone and clap his hands and stood up.
Director Meng has a feeling of nowhere to go out and decided to eat two bowls of porridge later.
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Director Meng went to the restaurant, but he saw Duan Jiaze, and he was Jingwei. He didn’t see the shadow of Jingwei in front of him along the way. After all, it was a young man, and running was fast.
I saw Jingwei look back at him, and said a few words with Duan Jiaze, then left.
Meng’s director suddenly had a dim sum. He was very anxious today. He didn’t pay much attention when he spoke… Although Duan Jiaze estimated that he had ulterior motives, but now everyone is cooperating, and Duan Jiaze is not good at turning his face.
“Department head.” Meng director still squeezed a smile and Duan Jiaze said hello.
Duan Jiaze did not say a word of saltyness and said: “Mr. Meng, do you want to find Xiaowei to work part-time?”
Director Meng: “…”
Director Meng has a branch: “Let’s talk casually, care about Xiaowei.” He was a little confused, and tried to test. “I don’t think Xiaowei usually changed clothes. I didn’t expect the family to be good?”
Although Xiaowei’s temperament is really good, it is not surprising to say that the family is good, but there are still some small loopholes. Even if Director Meng is not a careless person, he has noticed this. Is it possible, Xiaowei said just to marry him?
“You can rest assured that Xiao Wei’s origins are in the ‘people’. It is absolutely too good to be better.” Duan Jiaze means profound and authentic.
Director Meng: “??”
This is the descendants of the Yellow Emperor, Xiao Wei’s generation is the ancestors of everyone. Duan Jiaze asked Director Meng to sit down and then sincerely said: “We openly and honestly say that the people you want to dig out have either their own goals, ideals, or that the family is not short of money. You are basically impossible to impress them. ”
Director Meng stayed for a while, but he also found out that these people have no desire, but he is very reluctant.
Duan Jiaze said inexplicably: “Accordingly, you should understand that you have such perseverance. It is hard that you really are against Xiaojiu…”
Director Meng: “………”
Director Meng: “I am not! I am not!”
He left desperately, but he did not forget to porridge.
Duan Jiaze looked at the back of Meng’s director. He certainly knew what was going on, and he talked nonsense about Meng’s director.
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Director Meng thought for a long time after returning, and decided to give himself the last chance – if these people are really as bad as Duan Jiaze said, they are all not bad money, or have their own ambitions, then he will be unlucky!
So he asked one to inquire about the family, and there was an ideal, like Bai Suzhen practicing medicine, and being a courier (I don’t know what this is a ghost ideal)…
Good money, I work with people to do art, and I want to buy it every day in the hotel.
Inspiration, claiming to be raised, can show the body every day, and now it is a vacation – this person seems to be very proud of his career, Meng Director is very puzzled.
Lingguang, who claims to be a civil servant somewhere, is also very rich at home. It is estimated that because of this, it is fine to hang a name without going to work.
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After a round of questions, Director Meng was desperate.
In the end, he met Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing is the younger brother of Dr. Bai, so Director Meng did not hope.
“I, my family has no money, my sister and I are idle people, and we have been suppressed.” Xiaoqing said.
Director Meng: “Oh, then you have no other thoughts in the future? Just like this, is you still practicing like your sister?”
Xiaoqing: “I don’t want to practice medicine. At most, I can help my sister take a medicine. For the time being, I have nothing to do.”
Director Meng ignited a little hope and asked: “Why did you refuse me before? Do you want to do this?”
If it is Xiaoqing, he feels that it is definitely not a problem to hold a line. Even if Xiaoqing has no skills, training can be done by the face of Bai Shiqiao.
Xiaoqing took a look at Meng’s director. “What?”
Director Meng: “Star!”
Xiao Qing muttered: “I have already done it…”
Director Meng did not hear clearly, “What do you say?” He leaned closer, holding the last hope and looking forward to the truth. “Let’s go to our room to talk about it? Actually, I used to have no plans for life, but you don’t think Become a popular star very…”
Meng’s unskilled chicken soup has not been finished yet, and a voice has been heard behind him: “No need.”
Looking back, it is Xiao Rong.
Of course, Director Meng will not know Xiao Rong. Xiao Rong’s former boss is the elder who he knew from childhood. The experience of this retreat is also quite legendary. When it was popular, the rapids retired.
Xiao Rong and Xiao Qing looked at each other and Xiao Qing came to him tacitly. Xiao Rongshun took Xiaoqing and said: “Xiao Qing is busy with falling in love and will not enter any entertainment circle.”
Director Meng: “………”
In front of the completely lost Meng director, the two men walked away hand in hand.
This distance can also hear Xiaoqing joking: “…urgent. You are popular, you certainly don’t care.”
Director Meng was a little dizzy to help the wall, and suddenly felt sad.
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Director Meng took the extra 20 pounds of meat and left Donghai City. The members of the program group who stayed to continue shooting “Big Animals” were speculating that he should be ultimatum by the family.
There are also some rumors that Meng’s family has arranged a blind date so that he can forget the experience in the East China Sea.
In fact, from the gossip that came back from the capital, Director Meng did not show up for a long time after returning. It may be because he did not compromise or did not come back and was locked up by his family.
In fact, Meng Director was locked up, but he was locked up for fitness. But this is what he said.
And in the city of Tokai, thousands of miles away, Duan Jiaze is still pondering the animal polyculture.
Animal polyculture is not a one-off, and for some of the new combinations, Duan Jiaze is still conducting small-scale experiments. At the same time, animal tunnels have been built, including sling tunnels for monkeys.
For tourists, it is also a fun encounter to watch the monkeys line up one by one and sway the rope from the top of the head. Together with the landscape design of the zoo, it is more immersive, as if it is really in the forest.
At this time, Duan Jiaze received a branch task. After watching it for a long time, he showed it to the land pressure.
Task content: The same bear family, the giant panda is popular, but the black bear is not interested! Under the long-term psychological pressure of the black bear in the park, the mentality is out of balance, please adjust and adjust properly!
After the land pressure was over, I laughed at it and it was very disdainful. “As for it?”
Duan Jiaze looked at him for a long while. “I think you are a little bit hurt and forget the pain. Who was the dog at first?”
Land pressure: “………”
The land pressure violent geology asked: “Do you think you did it right?!”
Duan Jiaze: “………”
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Duan Jiaze found Xiong Siqian and inserted the topic very gently: “Recently, our Suibao PP series is selling well…”
Xiong Siqian used the Beijing opera channel: “I have never heard of it – and I am doing this with the bear -”
Duan Jiaze: “…”
Look carefully, don’t say, from the facial expressions really do not see any clues. If it wasn’t for Xia Siqian’s previous performance, and APP gave him the old one, Duan Jiaze might not believe it.
Xiong Siqian holds a tablet computer and is putting international news on it. “I see the world changing every day, how little things, how–?”
His words have not been finished yet. I saw Duan Jiaze bowing his head and slamming his mobile phone. When he saw the mobile phone, he suddenly felt a tight heart. He thought of something. He was shocked and said: “This is not the top…”
Actually guessed it? Duan Jiaze glanced, he also thought about invisible to resolve the contradiction.
Look at Duan Jiaze’s look and know the answer. The face is coming too fast. Xiong Siqian thinks what he just said, the bear’s face is red, I can’t wait to find a seam to sneak in, cover my face with a sleeve and sigh: “Oh, ah-“