Those Years of Dressing As An Animal - Chapter 201
“Brother Fang, you are walking the dog!”
In a park near the community, a neighbor boy saw Fang Qingping with a big yellow dog, and quickly came over to say hello.
Fang Qingping looked back and recognized the neighbor, nodding in response: “Yes, this dog won’t be able to walk for a day without going out for a walk!”
“Yeah, before raising a dog, you have to consider walking it every day. Fortunately, I only have a cat at home. Otherwise, if it were me, I wouldn’t be able to run out to walk the dog every night. By the way, this You just raised a dog these days? I haven’t seen you lead it before!”
Fang Qingping explained: “This is a dog that my mother has raised in her hometown in the countryside for several years. It is usually used to watch the house, but my mother injured her leg and was taken care of by us a few days ago. came along too.”
“It turns out to be like this, I said!” The neighbor boy suddenly said, “This is a pastoral dog! It’s really good to be raised by you, the hair is shiny, and the muscles on the body are also obvious. It looks like a housekeeper. A good hand.”
Not only did the neighbors have no prejudice against pastoral dogs, but they liked this species quite a bit. Unfortunately, such dogs are not very common in the city, and they are always disliked by many people, who only want to raise exotic dogs.
“It’s pretty good. My mother is amazing, and this dog is also loyal.”
On the topic of how to raise a dog, the two walked together on the road.
After a while, the neighbor who was just watching the dog finally noticed a big white goose who had also been following Fang Qingping.
“Brother Fang, who is this goose?”
Maybe someone’s dinner got lost, but why did you keep following them both?
The neighbor boy thought to himself.
Fang Qingping saw that the neighbor was referring to the big white goose beside him, and hurriedly explained: “This goose is also from my family, and also came here with my mother, but it is not for eating. Like this dog, it lives in the countryside. It is also used to watch the nursing home!”
Fang Qingping could see the thoughts in the eyes of the neighbor boy at a glance, and naturally quickly explained the identity of the big white goose, lest people always think that this goose is their family’s reserve grain.
Fang Qingping knows very well these days that this big white goose in his family is very smart, and seems to understand human speech.
“Housekeeping? Not for food?” The neighbor’s response, Fang Qingping, was very surprised.
“Huh!” You are what you eat!
Chen Xing rolled his eyes at the neighbor boy and hurried away from him.
Fang Qingping smiled when he saw this, “Look, it’s not happy when you say that! The big white goose is so powerful, why can’t it be used to look after the home?”
“Da Bai, don’t you think so?” Fang Qingping turned his head and asked Chen Xingwen who was beside him just after he finished the last sentence with the neighbor.
“Crack!” Of course.
The neighbor guy looked at the “communication” between the main pets, and the more he looked at it, the more magical it became.
“Sorry, I said the wrong thing just now, but I didn’t expect it to really understand what we’re talking about!” The neighbor boy rubbed his hands in embarrassment, “Then is this goose easy to keep? What does it usually eat? And won’t you defecate at home?”
I heard that chickens, ducks and geese are rectal and always excrete everywhere. I am afraid it is not easy to take care of!
Unexpectedly, Fang Qingping’s next response broke the inherent cognition of the neighbors.
“It’s very easy to raise. I usually feed a little rice and green vegetables. It doesn’t cost as much for a goose as a cat or a dog. Moreover, this goose will take the initiative to go to the toilet like a human. You don’t need help with cleaning, and it loves to be clean. Every day I take people to the bathroom to give it a bath, and it doesn’t want to sleep without washing it…
What Fang Qingping said was the truth, but when he heard it in the ears of the neighbors, he felt that it was simply unbelievable.
To say that cats and dogs can learn how to use the toilet after being educated by humans, but now this is just a big white goose! If it wasn’t for the Fang family’s willingness to use it to watch the home and nursing homes, then it would be a dish in the eyes of others.
When was a goose so smart?
The shock on the neighbor’s face was very obvious, Fang Qingping continued to explain after seeing it: “Don’t believe it, I can’t lie to you with such a thing, if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes these days, I would have been with you at the beginning. Also, I always thought my mother was exaggerating!”
The neighbor boy nodded, “I’ve never heard of such a thing, I didn’t think you were lying.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the neighbor boy secretly glanced at the big white goose beside Fang Qingping several times, but he couldn’t imagine the amazing picture of the other party going to the toilet alone.
While chatting about dogs and geese, the two walked to a small square in the center of the park.
The big yellow dog was led by Fang Qingping on a leash. After all, this was in a big city and it was necessary to raise dogs in a civilized manner, but Chen Xing, the big white goose, followed Fang Qingping unfettered all the time, never falling for a moment.
In case Chen Xing got lost and couldn’t go home, or was taken away by a stranger and slaughtered for a snack.
After the two and the two animals walked for a few minutes, the small square in front arrived.
Fang Qingping stopped and asked the big yellow dog to find a place to solve the physiological problem. He watched by the way. There were tissues and plastic bags in the trouser pocket. If the big yellow dog was going to poop, it could be cleaned up in time.
This is what makes it a little troublesome when raising dogs in big cities. If you put them in the countryside, you don’t need to clean them up at all, and they will be used as fertilizer.
The neighbors saw Fang Qingping stop, and he stopped as well. Anyway, he ran out for a walk alone. It’s good to have someone as a company. Later, he can walk back to the community together, and he can also play dogs by the way, not bad. .
Fang Qingping led the big yellow dog to solve the dog’s physiological problems, while Chen Xing on the side looked up at the surrounding environment.
This is a small square in this park. Since it is a square, it cannot avoid a group of people that can be seen everywhere, that is, square dance aunts.
The same is true for the small square in front of you. There are dozens of middle-aged women dancing neatly to the sound, and even some young people are dancing along with them.
The park is a little far away from the residential area. Even if we play music on the speakers for the square dance business of these aunts, the sound will not disturb the residents who need to rest. Therefore, everyone is not unwilling to see this group of square dancers. Aunt, if you are interested, you will jump a few times along with it, and you can move your body along the way.
Chen Xing admired the dance poses of the group of square dance aunts not far away for a while, and after watching them finish a round of movements and prepare to repeat, then looked away to look at others.
The surrounding area is surrounded by residents who come for a walk and recreation from the nearby community. Everyone is walking and chatting in twos and threes. There are also many young people running at night, wearing fluorescent clothes.
In front of it is a very life-like scene, even if it is common, it is not boring.
However, when he suddenly saw a woman in her fifties holding a child in her arms, Chen Xing felt something was wrong.
For nothing else, the expression on the face of the middle-aged woman holding the child seemed very guilty and nervous.
It looked like he had done something terrible, and he was holding the child very hard, for fear of being caught by others!
Look at a three- or four-year-old child in this middle-aged woman’s arms, who doesn’t even move at all, can fall asleep in such a noisy environment?
A thought flashed through Chen Xing’s mind, but he was still a little unsure. He was hesitating, but then he saw this strange middle-aged woman kept looking in the direction of the square dance aunts, but she didn’t dare to be open and honest. look directly over…
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this person’s performance was very wrong, and the thought in Chen Xing’s heart deepened.
Finally, just as the middle-aged woman was carrying her child to avoid the crowd and leaving, Chen Xing couldn’t hold back, taking advantage of Fang Qingping and the neighbors not paying attention, he took a big step, his wings were about to fall. Fan up, and headed straight towards the middle-aged woman who was acting strangely.
“Ah! Where’s the goose!” The middle-aged woman who was thinking about hurriedly carrying her child away was unprepared for a while, but was blocked by a big goose, and was nagged by this fierce big goose in the next second After several strokes, the back of his hand was torn and bleeding.
The pain in her hand almost made the middle-aged woman let go of the child in her arms.
Fortunately, she thought about the importance of this child again, and she was busy and increased the strength in her hands, so that the child was not thrown away.
Suddenly, a big goose gave her a few bites on her hand, and she was injured and bleeding. The first reaction of the middle-aged woman was naturally to swear at the big goose in front of her with her legs.
As soon as the middle-aged woman’s legs were swept over, she was directly avoided by Chen Xing, who had been prepared for a long time, and did not touch his body at all, and had no effect at all.
Not only did she fail to catch the fierce goose in front of her, but the middle-aged woman found out that the goose stretched its neck and came over to her again.
How can a middle-aged woman who takes care of the child in her arms compare to Chen Xing, an adult goose?
It’s a good time now, this middle-aged woman has been bitten by this abominable goose several times. She always feels that the flesh on the back of her hand is about to be torn off, causing her to make a “hissing” sound in her mouth.
“Hey, what’s wrong?”
“God, why is there a big goose here?”
“Who is so immoral to let such a big goose out?”
“Bleeding on the back of your hand! This goose is too fierce. How did you provoke it just now?”
While the middle-aged woman was being attacked by the big goose, Chen Xing, someone around finally found out about the man-goose battle. Seeing that the middle-aged woman couldn’t beat the big goose at all, she quickly gathered around to help.
Seeing that someone was coming, Chen Xing seized the last chance and nipped the middle-aged woman’s arm several times again, making her cry of pain even louder.
After the surrounding people came to help, the middle-aged woman finally got rid of the attack of the fierce goose in front of her, and no other new wounds were added to her body.
The big goose was stopped in front of the middle-aged woman by several people, blocking its ferocious attack on the middle-aged woman.
Everyone wanted to grab the big goose directly, but unfortunately this big goose was too aggressive. It originally only attacked the middle-aged woman, but when others tried to grab it in their hands, It also doesn’t mind taking a little energy to attack anyone trying to catch it.
Seeing this, everyone just gave up the idea to avoid hurting themselves, and only temporarily stopped the big goose’s violent attack on the middle-aged woman.
Sure enough, apart from that, the big goose didn’t try to attack the others, but it still stared straight at the middle-aged woman who was still holding the child in her arms.