Three Sisters Chop Me to Upgrade - Chapter 1019
Yang Xiaofan turned around and left. He didn’t know that Bai Lan suddenly stood up, stepped on the pool with one foot, and the perfect body appeared in front of him.
It was pouring rain in the sky, and Yang Xiaofan’s hair was wet all over, but he watched the woman’s performance unblinkingly.
“This woman must be deliberate! She must have sensed that I was looking at her and wanted to seduce me! Bah! I, Yang Xiaofan, a gentleman like Yang Xiaofan, wouldn’t be fooled!”
Yang Xiaofan put away the dog’s head and blocked the hole in the wall.
In the rain, Bailan moved for a while, and when he was lacking in interest, he threw the bottle away, took out a bottle of wine and poured it into his mouth, “Waste.”
“Ding Dong~”
The door bell rang, and a voice came from outside, “Maintenance man who leads to the sewer, do you need it in your house!”
The corners of Bailan’s mouth were raised and she was extremely beautiful. She lay lazily in the pool, “No need.”
Yang Xiaofan: “…”
Ma Dan, this stinky woman is fooling him!
Yang Xiaofan went home angrily, plucked a bunch of bananas from the banana tree, smeared itchy water, poured it into the spirits, and threw it on the other side of the wall.
After a while, Yu Huaji’s angry cursing sounded, “Buckled! Why are you throwing bananas at Lao Tzu’s side!”
“Uh, sorry, I went in the wrong direction.”
Yang Xiaofan took another bunch of bananas, smeared it with itchy water, and threw them into Bolan’s yard. The strange screams sounded so sweet.
He sneaked into the laboratory and turned on the light screen to watch the video.
Before, he put a hyperparticle camera on the necklace at Bai Lan’s heart, which could perfectly capture what this woman was doing.
“Hey, don’t forget that you still have a purpose in the rain.” Xiao Qi’s neutral voice disappeared, gradually becoming feminine.
“Purpose? What is the purpose?” Yang Xiaofan stared at the projection without blinking, and did not hear the change in Xiao Qi’s voice at all.
“You are going to dig a wall and cause damage in this rain, you forgot?”
“Haha, how could I forget? I’m not trying to test you, besides, I’m observing the wife of Tongtian Religious Lord, and I’m going to dig the wall.”
“→_→.”
A fool would believe his nonsense.
“What’s your face? You can express love in chat, right? Don’t bother me, I’m now investigating the enemy’s situation.” Yang Xiaofan focused on watching the live broadcast.
An hour later, the door of the basement was opened, and Yang Xiaofan quickly switched images at a very fast speed. This is one of the necessary skills for an adolescent teenager.
“The most precious ingredients often only need the simplest cooking methods…”
“Ah, Master, you are awake.” Yang Xiaofan raised his head in surprise and looked at Yu, pretending to have just found out.
Yu stroked her hair, and the tights on her body combined with the assassin’s coldness, it was very beautiful, “What are you looking at?”
“Cooking video, I’m learning to cook, and I will make it for you in the future.” Yang Xiaofan blinked purely.
A touch of emotion flashed in Yumei’s eyes, and she whispered: “The uncle Yu Huaji next door is looking for you.”
“Uh, I will apologize to him now.”
The old man should have been miserable by the itching.
“Apologize? What kind of apology?” Yu looked at him confusedly, “The old man said, thanks to the banana you gave him, his old constipation is cured, and I want to ask for a few more. Those are your things, too It’s not easy to deliver, let’s ask your opinion.”
“???”
Three question marks popped up on Yang Xiaofan’s head, healed the constipation? How is it cured? Oral or external use?
He followed Yu out of the basement and into the courtyard.
Under the pavilion in the yard, Hefa Tongyan was eating bananas leisurely, with a bunch of banana peels next to it.
Yang Xiaofan walked to the banana tree, pulled the banana tree forcefully, and threw it on the table.
Yu Huaji was taken aback for a moment, “Eating a few bananas won’t make you so angry, right?”
“No, don’t get me wrong, I meant to say that I have given you all the banana trees. Make a friend.” Yang Xiaofan stood upright, put his hand in the pocket of the flowered pants, with a smile on his face.
Yu Huaji threw the banana tree into his own yard, “I have a principle to make friends, and my friends must be brave and upright.”
“Fuck! Who created these two words based on my personality?” Yang Xiaofan exclaimed.
jade:”……”
Yuhuaji: “…”
It seems that next time we will add a ‘Don’t Shame’.
Yang Xiaofan sat down on his seat and took out the Thousand Beast Soup.
Today’s Ten Thousand Beast Soup is a fusion of countless powerful monsters, and the soup base has been deposited for thousands of years. As soon as this soup comes out, the power of the law of cooking rises to the sky.
The fragrant but not greasy smell rushes straight from the nose to the sky cover, which makes the taste buds open and saliva secretes.
Yu Huaji’s throat moved, “This soup actually contains the laws of cooking, where did you get it?”
“Speaking out, you might think that I’m bragging again, I put all the monsters in the universe = boiled soup together.”
Yuhuaji: “…”
Are you really bragging?
But these are all trivial things. Food and color are two major instincts of human beings. There is no reason to not eat what is delicious.
“How do you call it in the future? Old man Yu Huaji.”
“Under the little star, call me Master Xing or handsome guy.” Yang Xiaofan enthusiastically took out the bowls and chopsticks.
Yu Huaji’s expression froze for a while, and said with a smile: “Then call you Brother Star.”
“Good brother Yu.”
Yang Xiaofan scooped him a spoonful of Ten Thousand Beast Soup and pushed the remaining pot to Yu, “It’s delicious, just hold the pot and drink.”
“Boom!”
Yang Xiaofan was kicked flying by Yu, “You treat me as a pig, hold the pot and drink!”
Yuhua almost cheered, this star spirit demon is too cheap, he still can’t make a move, seeing it be beaten, he is in a good mood.
Yu Huaji picked up the spoon and drank a sip of Ten Thousand Beast Soup. Soon, the moisture and cold in the body were removed, and the cells all over his body seemed to be awakened.
Yu picked up the spoon, took a sip, eyes widened, “It’s so fragrant!”
Smelly little star, there is such a delicious thing to take out sooner.
She was eating faster and faster, she didn’t use any spoons, holding a bowl to drink, if it weren’t for outsiders here, she would really hold a bowl and drink.
“Ding Dong~”
The door of the yard was pushed open, and a beautiful woman walked in with an umbrella and dressed in silk and silk, full of alcohol.
“I smell the smell of food next door, don’t mind if I come over and have a meal.”
The jade and rain in the pavilion were taken aback.
Yang Xiaofan got up from the puddle and shook the water on his body, “Mind, of course.”
Bo Lan glanced at him with beautiful eyes, “Why? This is your attitude towards lifesavers?”
“The savior?” Yang Xiaofan didn’t know what the woman was talking about. How could she save herself? Not only that, it also killed his hundreds of millions of sons.
“It saved me.”
Yu got up and took the initiative to greet him, “When the assassin came, it was Sister Bailan who helped me, and it was also the assassin that Sister Bailan caught.”
Yang Xiaofan was stunned, he just knew.
The four were sitting in the pavilion, surrounded by the aroma of food.
The arrival of Bo Lan made the atmosphere in the courtyard strange. Everyone knew her identity, the woman of the Lord Tongtian.
Yang Xiaofan grabbed the wine in Bo Lan’s hand with one claw, “Thank you for saving my master, I will toast you a glass!”
After speaking, he swallowed all the wine in one sip, and the violent energy rushed straight into the sea of consciousness, and the speed of perception increased a lot.
“Good wine! A glass is not enough for me to be grateful for you, two more cylinders, I respect you! Who counsels grandson!”
This wine is so good, we must find a way to prostitute it for nothing.
The heavy atmosphere disappeared, but the atmosphere became even stranger.