Thriller Game: What To Do If You Look Too Handsome - Chapter 455

“Can we go home now?” “I want to see my parents!”

Ange nodded: “No problem!”

Wu Qianyan instantly became happy, clapped her hands and shouted, “Great! Brother Hero! Where is your home?” “My home is. Huh?!”

As soon as Brother An said the three words, he felt something was wrong: “Sister Qianyan, aren’t you going to see your parents? Why are you asking where my family is?!” Wu Qianyan looked shy: “I hate it, brother hero! “Aren’t your parents my parents too!”

“I just want to see an ugly daughter-in-law first.” An Xinghe: “.”

Sister, you think too far!

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[Sister Qianyan’s fall rate seems to be too fast! 】

【More than fast! Simply fast! 】

[But it’s normal to think about it! With this face, Ange came to a set of heroes to save the beauty! Which girl do you think will not fall! 】

950 [Indeed! Ange has this face, let alone heroes save beauty! Even pole dancing on the street will attract praise from countless girls! 】

【so! He’s so handsome that he can do whatever the **** he wants! 】

【Oh shit! I remember as if Ange could actually do pole dancing! 】 Ange coughed twice: “Well, I’m not in a hurry to see my in-laws.”

Unexpectedly, when Ange said this, sister Qianyan’s eyes instantly filled with tears: “Why… why?! Hero brother!” “Are you and I just wanting to play?!” An Xinghe: “… No, girl, your thinking is jumping too fast!

However, before Brother An could refute, he heard Sister Qianyan cry, “It’s okay…it’s okay!”

“Even if Brother Hero just wants to play with me!”

“But Qian Yan also believes it! With Qian Yan’s sincerity! Brother Hero will change his mind!” An Ge looked at him, and complained frantically in his heart: Sister, don’t add any infatuation to yourself!

In order to prevent Wu Qianyan from continuing to think wildly!

(chcf) Ang Ge simply said bluntly: “Sister Qianyan, now is not the time to meet the parents!” “We still have one thing to do!”

Sister Qianyan glanced at Brother An shyly, and asked with a blushing face, “Get the certificate?!” “Ah no, that’s not it!” Brother An continued, “It killed the mountain god!”

Ange pointed to the surrounding villagers and said coldly: “Although these idiots are ignorant, have no shame, and have no integrity! They deserve to die!” “But in this sacrifice, the same people are guilty! There are also mountain gods. “I just like two dogs to fight together!” “So…” Ange blinked: “I’m going to hack the mountain god!”

Hearing this, Wu Qianyan stopped him on the spot: “No! No way! Hero brother!” “That mountain **** is a god!”

“Humans can never beat him!”

Brother An smiled slightly, patted Sister Qianyan’s head, and said with a smile, “Don’t worry, I’m very strong in combat!”

The gesture of intimacy made Sister Qianyan blushed a lot. She leaned into Ange’s ear and said, “I hope Brother Hero is stronger in other areas!” Ange coughed twice and covered his waist. Said: “Let’s talk again.”

Then Ange looked at the villagers and said loudly, “I think you like to kneel, right?”

“Okay! Then I’ll give you a chance to kneel today!” “Don’t you need sacrifices to worship the mountain gods!” “Today, I’ll make this sacrifice!!” Hearing this, the villagers looked at each other!

Brother, where did you come from? !

Just now, I slandered and satirized the mountain god, and now I want to make a sacrifice!

What should we believe in you? !

Sister Qianyan didn’t understand Ange’s actions, and asked, “Brother Hero, why do you want to make a sacrifice?” “Is it possible… Brother Hero is shaking M?!” An Xinghe: “…” The live broadcast room .

【Oh shit! Real name laughing to death! 】

[Wu Qianyan’s brain hole is a bit too big! 】

[This is the first time I heard Ange being described as shaking M! ! 】

【I can only say! Sister Qianyan! Please step up! 】

Ange rolled his eyes and directly retorted: “No.”

“Oh.” Sister Qianyan nodded as she walked towards the weeds by the roadside. Brother An asked suspiciously, “Sister Qianyan, what are you going to do?” Sister Qianyan smiled and said, “It’s nothing!”

“It’s the grass on the side of the road, which can be woven into ropes or whips. If you want to collect a little in advance.” Ang Ge: “.”

Sister, if you listen to a word I say, you won’t fail to hear a word!

Brother An is too lazy to continue entanglement on this topic with Sister Qianyan!

He took Qianyan back to the carriage, stuck his head out, and said to the villagers, “Let’s play music and then dance!”

“Send Lao Tzu to the place where you worship the mountain god!” “I want to see it today!”

“What the **** is that mountain god!” Brother An said, how dare everyone not obey!

They picked up trumpets, suonas, drums, and all kinds of tributes!

Escort Ange and Wu Qianyan to the sacrifice site!

About an hour later, the team of villagers arrived at the sacrifice site.

In a dark cave!

The villagers placed the tributes, turned their heads and flattered Ange and said, “Hero!”

“We have everything ready!”

“According to the general practice, Lord Mountain God will come to collect the tribute at midnight!” “Look at us now…”

Ange waved his hand: “You go back to the village first, you don’t need to worry about the rest.”

The villagers are amnesty!

After thanking Ange, he ran back in a jerk! Then Ange said to Wu Qianyan: “Qianyan, you go outside and find a place to hide!”

“It’s better for children not to look at the next thing!” Wu Qianyan looked at Brother An with blushing: “Brother Hero, you think so far!”

“We haven’t gotten married yet, so you want me to have a baby for you.” Ange rolled his eyes: “Qianyan, go and treat your ears when you have time.”

Chapter 737 Monster

After asking Wu Qianyan to find a place to hide.

Ange was alone in the carriage.

Quietly waiting for the mountain **** to take the bait!

This makes Ange inexplicably feel like he is in Journey to the West!

Back then, Brother Monkey also used this trick to subdue Bajie!

Having played so many dungeons by myself, it seems that I really have an indissoluble bond with Journey to the West!

Ang Ge thought about it, while secretly praying to the horror game, don’t arrange a copy of the daughter’s country for Lao Tzu!

Otherwise, I have to go in vertically and come out dead!

Just when Ange was thinking about it, time passed by a minute and a second!

As the midnight dawned slowly approaching.

The two human-shaped monsters slowly approached the carriage where Ange was!

One of them is made up of tree trunks and branches!

It’s a tree demon!

The other looks just like a gray wolf!

It’s a wolf demon!

The two little demons chatted while walking towards Ange. The tree demon took the lead and said, “Hey! It’s finally time for humans to sacrifice to the mountain gods!” “I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time!” The wolf demon glanced at him and said, “Brother tree, what’s the point of this day?!” “I’ve only been transformed for two years, and I don’t understand very well!” The tree demon gave the wolf demon a proud look and said, “Oh! You don’t know this!”

“Every ten years, the villagers of Qinghe Village will pay tribute to our mountain god!” The wolf demon said suspiciously: “I know this, but generally speaking, the tribute is not some chicken, duck, fish, vegetables and fruits. Well!” “As the subordinates of the Mountain God, we should have no shortage of these things!” The tree demon laughed and said, “Little wolf! You don’t understand this!”

“Those chickens, ducks and fish are not fresh!” “But ah!”

“Except for these simplest offerings!”

“They will also offer another kind of sacrifice!” “People!”

“A living person!”

“Human??!” The wolf demon was puzzled.

The tree demon said affirmatively: “Yes! It’s a human! And it’s a young woman!”

“Because we, Lord Mountain God, like to chew these thin-skinned and tender meat women the most!” “And Lord Mountain God is generous!”

“Every time I eat people, I will reward us little monsters more or less!” “Last time, I ate a whole arm!”

“That smell…” The tree demon showed an unforgettable expression, and even couldn’t help licking his lips: “I’ll never forget it in my life!” “It’s so fragrant! It’s so tender!”

“I will never forget that smell in my life!”

Seeing the tree demon’s aftertaste, the wolf demon couldn’t help but show an expression of anticipation, and asked, “Brother tree, are people really as delicious as you said?!” The tree demon smiled and said, “Little wolf! , you’ll know when you eat it!”

“Hey, I said, wait a while after we take the sacrifices back!” “You have to behave well in front of the Mountain God!”

“Maybe! Lord Mountain God will give you a bite today!”

The wolf demon hurriedly nodded: “I understand, I understand!” “Thank you Brother Shu for your teaching!” After that, the two speeded up! Hurry up to the carriage!

The tree demon looked at the chickens, ducks and fish around the carriage and nodded: “That’s right! These are the offerings this time!” The wolf demon pointed to the carriage: “Brother Shu, the one who can eat it!” In the carriage?!” The tree demon nodded: “Of course!”

“Next, we just need to take this carriage and this group of sacrifices back!” “Even if the mission is completed!”

A lot of saliva flowed from the corner of the wolf demon’s mouth, and hurriedly said: “That, Brother Shu!”

“How about we don’t rush to bring people back first!”

“First help the mountain **** to inspect the goods, what do you think?!” The tree demon glared at the wolf demon and said, “You are not too timid!”

“You dare to touch the things of Lord Mountain God!” “But…it seems to make some sense!”

“We are the messengers who came to greet the tribute as Lord Mountain God!” “It stands to reason that we have the responsibility of inspecting the goods!” The wolf demon hurriedly echoed: “Brother Shu is right!” “And Brother Shu, think about it! “”Lord Mountain God is so big!”

“Humans are so small!”

“If…. If this human being lacks one finger and two fingers, it must be…”

…for flowers…

“Lord Mountain God won’t find out either!”

Hear it!

The tree demon’s eyes slowly lit up!

He glanced at the wolf demon happily; “Boy, what you said is quite right!”

The wolf demon hurriedly nodded: “If Brother Shu agrees, let’s see the goods first!”

“Then Brother Shu, you eat some of his fingers!”

“And I… just follow Brother Shu and have a sip of soup!”

The Dryad laughed; “Good wolf cub!”

“The transformation time is not long! The brain is good!”

“Then do as you say!”

“Let’s inspect the goods!”

After speaking, the tree demon began to rub his hands full of bark!

The excitement and anticipation in my heart is self-evident!

Since the last time I ate people!

0 He has never forgotten that delicious feeling!

did not expect!

Now I can actually taste the sacrifices one step ahead of the Mountain God!

My old tree, this life is worth it!

He approached the carriage with a smirk and shouted, “Little lady!”

“I’m here to inspect the goods!”

In the carriage, there is no response!

The tree demon smiled: “I didn’t expect the little lady to be quite shy!” “If you don’t come out!”