Ultimate Laziness Of A Guy Who Wants Nothing But Sleep - Chapter 1

I wake up and see beautiful scenery inside a room that doesn’t reflect a shadow…

“*Yawn* Where am I?”

“Human, I’m so sorry for your miserable condition in earth”

“Nah, I only care on sleeping and nothing else, well then I will sleep again”

The Goddess looks pissed off a bit…

“Hehehe, there’s no need to sleep here so hear me out as I explain what happened to you”

“Why would I listen to someone who is deeply acting weird, just let me sleep, Shoo, shoo”

The Goddess deeply concealing her anger in the human.

“Ha, ha, ha, please don’t be so curious about that and I am desperately speaking to you so please consider this as an important issue”

“Huh? Do I really need to hear that Important issue of yours? Would you just give me a day or year to sleep so go away in my sight”

The Goddess cannot take it any-

“Shut up Narrator, could you not interfere with our conversation!?”

I’m…I’m just doing my job as a narrator…

The narrator has beaten up by the Goddess…

“Shut your damn trap will ya!”

Huhuhuhu Please don’t, it hurts please stop!

“Th-then shut up!” The Goddess taking deep breaths because of that…

“Shut up!”

I will shut my mouth now so please spare me…

“N-now could you listen to me because I’m kinda stressful right now and I have many works to do so please stand there and listen to what I say”

“Are you really kidding me I said-”

“SHUT UP YOU F**CKING MOUTH AND LISTEN TO ME PIECE OF SH*T!”

“Eh~ Chill, don’t be mad so could you please go and mind of your business, I only want is to sleep only”

“Hahaha, You’re really done it, you really did do it *deep breath* I’M REALLY WANT TO PUNCH YOU F***KING FACE!”

“Shut up! just go away! Why people in here always interfere with my sleeping?”

“THEN GO AND SLEEP THERE AND I WILL COME BACK HERE YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING!”

After weeks he still sleeping…

“Hahaha, I really want to punch his face!”

“Chill Alora just give him time to sleep, I bet he will soon be bored”

After a year he still sleeping…

“Should I punch him, Argh I really want to punch him so bad.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”

“Hehehe” Alora is driving crazy right now…

“I’m gonna punch his face!!!”

She snaps out because of her anger and now she’s attempting to punch him…

“Please…Please, Alora calm down will ya!!”

“*Yawn* Huh? What are you doing?”

“Hahaha, LET SEE IF YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THIS PUNCH!”

Don don don DUNnnnnnnnnn!

Please wait because there are minor issue’s going on and please enjoy the music….

After 24 hours of that screen now I can narrate-

“Shut up!”