Ultimate Legend Of Dragon Ball - C31 Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!!!

However just as she was about to dig in she suddenly heard the sound of Broly clearing his throat in her ear with a soft yet authoritatively thunderous cough “A-Hum” which caused her to suddenly freeze as an instinctive chill ran down here spine while her eyes slowly drifted towards Broly across the table peacefully floating inside his luminous incubator in a lotus stance yet unconsciously remained downcast as she had sensed from the tone of his previous interruptive cough that she had down something grievously wrong.

Seeing jewel display a demure manner caused Broly to feel slightly sheepish for it had not been his intention when he interrupted her to diminish her confidence but had been intended as a light chastising reminder to observe the bare minimum of table manners of saying a small prayer of thanks for the bounty before them before she began to ferociously devour the large field of food before them in the traditional Saiyan manner.

Still despite his unintended blunder he maintained his solemn facade as he slowly spoke in an even tone saying, “Dearest Jewel, how about we say a simple prayer of thanks for the bounteous feast before us and for all that we are thankful for having on this last day of the year.”

Still with her eyes lowered Jewel slowly raised her head a reddish hue of awkwardness dyeing her two lovely checks as she flashed him a wide grin while cutely tapping her right fist against the side of her head with a cute “PON” before saying, “Ah…sorry Broly I completely forgot, tee-hee!”

Despite maintaining his solemn facade as he heard Jewel go “tee-hee” any and all feelings of regret instantly dissipated as a vein in his forehead began to throb menacingly while his voice although still even was suddenly tinge with an air of exasperation for her lackadaisical response and attitude as he quickly responded “Don’t tee-hee me Jewel, you may be SUPER cute but don’t think you can cutely tee-hee yourself out of this for no matter how immensely SUPER cute you are, no matter how much your adorably SUPER cute dimples cause my hands to itch to pinch them and not matter how much your insanely SUPER cute smile causes my heart to throb with the urge to squeeze you tightly within my embrace, I will never, I mean never ever ever, let you get away with not using the bare minimum of table manners befitting that of a young lady, for it is my duty as one who deeply cares for your to hold you to a certain standard, which will elevate you above the base mannerless masses of the universe, for you Jewel are not merely a SUPER rare SUPER cute creature distilled from the purest essences of cuteness, but a SUPER cute noble young Saiyan lady and will display the proper decorum of one whenever possible, understand Jewel…Jewel?”

Studying Jewel closely Broly suddenly realized for some unknown reason during his informative soliloquy she had unbeknownst to him inadvertently gone stiff like a statue on her chair. But after listening closely for signs of life he discovered she was still alive and breathing, just very slowly and deeply as she muttered repetitively something barely audible over and over again beneath her breath.

“…ute…super cut….again he called me super cu….super cut…he called me, ME super….”

Realizing she was apparently stuck in some sort of existential verbal fixation loop concerning the excessive usage of the words “cute” and “her” in the same sentence repetitively he was completely dumbfounded into utter disbelief as he shockingly thought, “Oh no, I think I broke her!”

Immediately he began to call out to her hoping to jar her out of her debilitating psychological fixation, “Hey Jewel,…Jewel….JEWEL!!!”

As he projected his voice directly into her ear, shouted her name with a thunderous roar she seemed to suddenly snapped out of her personal diatribe as she unexpectedly jumped to her feet, her eyes still tightly clenched shut while her arms began waving like two windmills and abruptly began shouting embarrassingly over and over, “IDIOT BROLY, MORON BROLY, STUPID BROLY, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID !!!” While simultaneously grabbing the nearest random huge platter of food and tossing it at him each time she said “stupid”.

Instantly he smoothly extended his right hand and began creating several Powered Shell green spheres, completely encapsulating each and every massive dish sent hurtling towards him then skillfully rotated the green energy spheres causing the dishes to be upright before gently moving them back over the table followed by making a dismissing twitch of a finger as he effortlessly dispersed each Powered Shell, deftly returning every huge platter to its original place.

After several rounds of Jewel mindlessly tossing huge platters of food in a simplistic attempt to cope with the overload of unfamiliar girlish emotions she was suddenly experiencing for the first time in her life while Broly silently yet skillfully continued to catch and release as he continued to perfectly deal with every dish sent his way, preserving its original state as he returned it to its original place Jewel finally began to calm down throwing fewer and fewer dishes until she finally stopped altogether, collapsing back into her chair completely exhausted while breathing heavily.

Relieved that Jewel had finally calmed down, Broly remained still and silent exuding a tranquil air as he patiently waited for Jewel to regain her breath. After several minutes the sound of her heavy breathing gradually slowed until eventually it dropped to a barely audible level leaving only the soothing low humming sound of the various latest incubators to fill the air.

Seeing she had finally regained her cool Broly warmly said, “Well,.. I guess this concludes the event part of our double birthday/end of age celebration Jewel so I guess we will just move on to the feast part, then follow that up by exchanging gifts and if afterwards were still mostly coherent we may possibly add a quick bedtime story to top off the nightly festivities.”