Ultimate Legend Of Dragon Ball - C39 King Vegeta's Cunning Scheme!

In a few moments King Vegeta arrived at the landing pad were a flying saucer type spaceship had landed with several lowered struts and a wide gantry which a group of Saiyan warriors was marching down carrying a large white oval locked container between them.

Setting the white container down in front of King Vegeta the warriors saluted him then reported despite the loss of 93% of their dispatched forces they had returned successfully with the requested item. Noticing the impatient look on King Vegeta’s face they quickly unlocked and opened the white contained revealing two plush looking gleaming white pillows.

Although at first after hearing his men had successfully completed their mission King Vegeta looked excited and relieved the discovery of two pillows instead of one within the secure confines of the white container caused him to furor his brow in question for their should only have been one pillow.

Turning to the squad leader King Vegeta asked “What the hell is this! Why are their two pillows instead of only one like you were ordered to retrieve?”

Saluting King Vegeta the squad leader informed King Vegeta that this was “the most comfortable pillow in the entire universe” pointing to the topmost gleaming white pillow and that this was “the second most comfortable pillow in the universe” pointing to the bottommost one. According to him the target had both in his custody when they had finally reached him and they had decided to bring them both back to his majesty King Vegeta. Studying them both closely he failed to see or feel any difference between them before placing them both back down in the container.

Suddenly a dark thought appeared in King Vegeta’s mind, the arrival of two such nearly identical items instead of one offered him a unique opportunity to enact a simple yet cunning scheme to achieve some sort of simple petty revenge against that insufferable bastard god of destruction Lord Beerus.

Despite his subservient manner and actions before Lord Beerus King Vegeta was a very prideful and stubborn person, a trait his son would emulate consistently in future for all to see, but in front of the god of destruction Lord Beerus and his immeasurable might, he could only scrap and bow his proud Saiyan head like a weak and worthless bug because as Lord Beerus loved to inform everyone he met who even slightly annoyed him he just has to move his finger, and him, his men and his beloved Planet Vegeta would completely disappear from the universe.

At god of destruction Lord Beerus’s level, destruction and creation could be achieved effortlessly with just a thought. This amount of power causing them to be indifferent to the plights of mortal and who was good and who was bad. In their eyes good and evil was not important, their duty was only to treat everyone equally and maintain the balance of the universe. As a god of destruction If Lord Beerus felt like destroying, then he would ruthlessly destroy whoever or whatever he wanted for that was his purpose in the universe as a god of destruction, to destroy.

Now with these two practically identical pillows before him the chance to enact a petty scheme against the god of destruction Lord Beerus to gain some semblance of revenge and to alleviate his greatly wounded pride had appeared before him. With only a moment of contemplation a wicked smile appeared briefly on King Vegeta’s face as dark thoughts momentarily flickered across his eyes before he quickly order his men to take this white container to his room while he retrieved the bottommost pillow which was “the second most comfortable pillow in the universe” and began to race back to his throne room.

Bursting into the throne room he collapsed onto the floor into the room before Lord Beerus who still held his finger pointing upwards with the small purple energy ball that could spell the end of the planet floating above it. Wearing a scowl upon his face Lord Beerus looked down with disdain at King Vegeta saying “your late” and his typical line “I think I will destroy you and this worthless planet” causing King Vegeta to quickly beg him to have mercy and that he has the item he asked for right here he said offering up the gleaming white fluffy pillow.

Dispelling the terrifying despite its minuscule size ball of planet destroying purple energy Lord Beerus jumped to his feet happily, a smile on his face as he grabbed the gleaming white pillow saying “OOOHHH YES, this looks exactly like what I ask for” he said before asking “Your sure this is the most comfortable pillow in the universe?”

Nodding his head up and down King Vegeta quickly replied “Most assuredly Lord Beerus, despite the great difficulty it took to acquire it, this is without a shadow of a doubt the most comfortable pillow in the universe just like you asked for.”

“Excellent” Lord Beerus happily exclaimed as he quickly snatched the gleaming white pillow from King Vegeta’s outstretched hands before plopping himself gently down on the carpeted floor, placing the pillow under his head as he closed his eyes.

Seeing Lord Beerus laying on the floor happily with the pillow King Vegeta quietly sighed a breath of relief feeling the reapers blade retract from his neck, his sweat covered face relaxed while a cunning and devilish gleam flickered within the uttermost depths of his eye until suddenly Lord Beerus eye’s snapped open as he shouted aloud “What the hell is this!”

Leaping to his feet Lord Beerus exuded a faint killing intent which caused a shiver to run up King Vegeta’s spine as he once more collapsed to the throne room floor on all four subserviently before the angered god of destruction. In a halting confused tone King Vegeta hesitantly asked “What anger’s you s..supreme Lord Beerus?”

“Oh, you don’t know why I’m angry?” said Lord Beerus grimly as he placed his left foot atop King Vegeta’s head.

“Do you have any idea why I’m angry?” he continued questioning King Vegeta, “Well do you?”

Gasping aloud terrified King Vegeta quickly answered “Because I couldn’t carry out your orders before the appointed deadline?”

“Wrong! I am a very generous god, but there is one thing I absolutely cannot tolerate. The insensitivity of those who do not pay me my do respect.” He replied before stepping down on King Vegeta’s head causing a spider web of cracks to appear as he embed his head into the solid stone floor of the throne room.

“I gave you the order to bring me the most comfortable pillow in the universe. You stole it from a planet somewhere.” He angrily said in a low tone as he twisted his foot grinding it into the back of KIng Vegeta’s head.

Removing his foot from King Vegeta’s head, Lord Beerus quickly squatted down as his left hand firmly grasped King Vegeta’s head and hoisted him almost to eye level before continuing his explanation. “I don’t know and don’t care how many people you killed. But you kept the best pillow in the universe for yourself and gave me the second best one. Did you think I wouldn’t notice?”

Squeezing his head slightly harder he pushed him back down onto the hard stone floor causing King Vegeta to scream aloud as he snapped the bones in his right shoulder effortlessly causing such intense pain that King Vegeta blacked out.

His left hand still atop King Vegeta Lord Beerus suddenly looked to his left as a young kid Vegeta emerged from somewhere yelling his usual catchphrase “Don’t be so full of yourself” as he angrily charged towards him.

Turning questioningly towards him in disbelief at the sight of kid Vegeta charging towards him Lord Beerus narrowed his eyes as he emitted a sliver of his overwhelming killing intent towards him causing kid Vegeta to suddenly freeze before collapsing to the ground paralyzed from absolute fear.

Rising to his feet Lord Beerus sighed unhappily as he said “What an absolute disappointment. This planet turned out to be both annoying and really boring, I guess there really is nothing good about Planet Vegeta Whis.”

“Indeed Lord Beerus.” Whis replied in his usually calm high pitched tone.

“Let’s go.” Lord Beerus briefly said before both he and Whis disappeared from the throne room.