Ultimate Porter ~The Weakest Man Aspires to be an Adventurer~ - Chapter 53

In the winters light, snow and ice are glittering .

It’s beautiful but soon becomes boring if stared at for too long .

Even if city people are pleased with the snow, rural people feel nothing . If a view lasts for more than 3 days it becomes the norm .

It’s so boring .

I’m tired of snow!

It’s a long journey to the capital and the scenery is just snow .

Due to the cold and boredom, me and Chaser have fallen into boys talk .

Two women come out of a side street, see me in my priest’s clothes, bow and leave .

As soon as they leave Chaser turns to me

“Right or left? Which is your preference priest-sama?”

We’ve been travelling together a while now and as a result, Chaser has become overly familiar .

I’m not bothered though .

“Hmmm… . ”

“Don’t think so hard . Which one would you do!”

This is all I’ve heard since a while back .

“A one-night stand or dating?” I reply seriously

“Nnn…… . one-night stand . ”

“Un… . . left one?”

“The right one was a beauty . She had massive breasts . Well, saying that, the one on the left was prettier . ”

“Having sex with a woman who’s got a lovely personality is the best . Those who think about each other’s feelings while having sex are the best . ”

“What feels good then?” Chaser asks while grinning .

“Well, that’s my general theory anyway . ” I reply ignoring him

“I’ll take any beautiful women . It’s fun to make them fall in love with me . ”

It seems romance is a game to Chaser .

I’ll punish you with ED you damn Ikemen!

The women who passed us cannot possibly imagine that we are discussing such things .

I’m sorry .

In fact, I’m pretty sure they’d hate us if they knew .

“That guy on the right seemed a bit small didn’t he . ”

and

“He looks very incompetent . ”

I’m sure they’d say this and I’d accept it .

…… . Actually, no I wouldn’t!

It was dusk when we arrived at the dilapidated poor village .

After asking a villager it seems this town doesn’t have a priest in their temple .

That’s tonight sleeping spot sorted .

That priest’s clothes and ID have been really useful at times .

I cleaned up the temple with life magic and started a fire with wood I brought in from the nearby forest .

I went searching for Chaser and found him giving out some dried meat to the local children .

He looked like a middle-aged gang boss except his gang is kids .

Oi oi, what are you doing teaching kids how to seduce women?

Is that really a good way to kiss?

This guys an idiot .

… . . I see . I’ve learnt something .

Wait! I’m the idiot!

I stopped and listened to Chaser’s seduction explanation without realising it .

It’s unexpected but he seems to like kids .

It’s unexpected but he seems to like kids .

“Children seem to like you . ”

“Hehe, they’re adorable after all . Country kids are nice and simple . ”

He looked a bit shy while laughing and seemed years younger, almost boy like .

That evening I performed [evening prayer] due to the villagers begging me .

Last time I tried in Hofkins village I was interrupted, but here I just read from the scriptures and gave a small sermon like usual .

The literacy rate in this village is really low so they are pleased with only the readings from the scriptures .

I guess this area has very little in the way of entertainment .

Nearly 100 villagers gathered in the temple, eagerly listening to my story .

Looking around I can see Chaser talking to a woman who looked about 30 . He whispered something in her ear and she laughed while seeming interested .

I cant respect how he spends his time seducing women but in a way, I can admire it .

Just like I enjoy an RPG that fellow enjoys a real love game .

After evening prayer ends Chaser walks amongst the believers with a black charity bag which the villagers put copper coins into .

Some put barley or potatoes in instead of cash .

After counting we had gained 9230 rims .

If I’m honest I think its really cheeky but I am thankful for the cash .

“Right, let’s go have something to eat . ” Chaser says to me while I’m cleaning up .

“Where’d that come from?”

“I spoke about it a bit ago . Lets go . ”

The house Chaser led me to was the house of that women he was happily talking to earlier .

Her husband seems to have died a few years back . Apart from the wife, there were 2 children . An older brother and younger sister around 10 years of age .

“Hey, I bought dried meat and potatoes like promised!”

Laying the food out on the table the children cheered .

The kids were very thin .

The kids were very thin .

“Thank you . You’ve really helped us . ”

The wife’s eyes are wet as she looks at Chaser .

While the wife prepared a meal Chaser showed the kids some magic tricks with cards .

The children got very excited seeing a magic trick for the first time .

“Very skilful . ”

“I learnt it for cheating at gambling, however, it’s my policy to only use it once a night . That’s the trick to survival . ”

“Stop doing that if you really want to live a long life . ”

“I stopped a long time ago . I haven’t done it in a while . ”

For once, Chasers face was serious .

Though we’ve only been together a few days I can tell that this guy wants to redo his life .

Though he seems flippant he seems to be betting on a new life in the capital .

I have the feeling that him getting thrown out of the tobacco shop by the widow was on purpose .

If he had actually performed dogeza in front of the widow I’m sure she would have forgiven him .

For some reason, he dared to leave their relationship like that .

The wife’s cooking ability was not very good . My food is much better, but you can tell that she tried her best and that makes it delicious .

After having some of her treasured ale [hand made] I left the house in good spirits .

Chaser drank loads and was very drunk . He seems to be a champion drinker .

He told me he had an important story to share and sent me on ahead .

……An important story?

I’m not going to dig any deeper .

Chaser did not return at all that night .

I was a little worried due to that ghoul in Hofkins village but I’m sure that wife was not a ghoul .

As ghouls get older their sexual charm spell gets stronger and harder to fight against .

I was a little worried due to that ghoul in Hofkins village but I’m sure that wife was not a ghoul .

As ghouls get older their sexual charm spell gets stronger and harder to fight against .

Deciding to investigate a little I get George-kun out of my bag and send him off .

“Is Chaser safe George-kun?” I ask when George-kun returns .

“Uki!”

George-kun nods energetically .

It seems I don’t have to worry .

“What’s Chaser doing at the moment?” (1)

“Uki . ”

Geroge-kun starts moving his hips at high speed .

Quickly stopping George-kun I go to bed .

… . . I’m not envious .

The next day Chaser is travelling with me again .

“Hey, priest-sama . I want to drink ale again when we get to the next village . ”

“Aah, that’s fine . Now you’ve mentioned it I suddenly want a drink . ”

“I know right . Please treat me to one . ”

“Ehh? I gave you 4600 rims yesterday . ”

“Aah . That’s gone . ”

“Gone?”

“I gave it to that woman yesterday . ”

I sigh at Chaser who’s smiling .

This man is sloppy with money, women and alcohol, likes children and lives in poverty…… .

I don’t understand him or rather I don’t understand him well but I understand one thing .

I don’t hate him .

In the winters light, snow and ice are glittering . It s beautiful but soon becomes boring if stared at for too long . Even if city people are pleased with the snow, rural people feel nothing . If a view lasts for more than 3 days it becomes the norm . It s so boring . I m tired of snow It s a long journey to the capital and the scenery is just snow . Due to the cold and boredom, me and Chaser have fallen into boys talk . Two women come out of a side street, see me in my priest s clothes, bow and leave . As soon as they leave Chaser turns to me Right or left Which is your preference priest sama We ve been travelling together a while now and as a result, Chaser has become overly familiar . I m not bothered though . Hmmm . Don t think so hard . Which one would you do This is all I ve heard since a while back . A one night stand or dating I reply seriously Nnn . one night stand . Un . . left one The right one was a beauty . She had massive breasts . Well, saying that, the one on the left was prettier . Having sex with a woman who s got a lovely personality is the best . Those who think about each other s feelings while having sex are the best . What feels good then Chaser asks while grinning . Well, that s my general theory anyway . I reply ignoring him I ll take any beautiful women . It s fun to make them fall in love with me . It seems romance is a game to Chaser . I ll punish you with ED you damn Ikemen The women who passed us cannot possibly imagine that we are discussing such things . I m sorry . In fact, I m pretty sure they d hate us if they knew . That guy on the right seemed a bit small didn t he . and He looks very incompetent . I m sure they d say this and I d accept it . . Actually, no I wouldn t It was dusk when we arrived at the dilapidated poor village . After asking a villager it seems this town doesn t have a priest in their temple . That s tonight sleeping spot sorted . That priest s clothes and ID have been really useful at times . I cleaned up the temple with life magic and started a fire with wood I brought in from the nearby forest . I went searching for Chaser and found him giving out some dried meat to the local children . He looked like a middle aged gang boss except his gang is kids . Oi oi, what are you doing teaching kids how to seduce women Is that really a good way to kiss This guys an idiot . . . I see . I ve learnt something . Wait I m the idiot I stopped and listened to Chaser s seduction explanation without realising it . It s unexpected but he seems to like kids . Children seem to like you . Hehe, they re adorable after all . Country kids are nice and simple . He looked a bit shy while laughing and seemed years younger, almost boy like . That evening I performed evening prayer due to the villagers begging me . Last time I tried in Hofkins village I was interrupted, but here I just read from the scriptures and gave a small sermon like usual . The literacy rate in this village is really low so they are pleased with only the readings from the scriptures . I guess this area has very little in the way of entertainment . Nearly 100 villagers gathered in the temple, eagerly listening to my story . Looking around I can see Chaser talking to a woman who looked about 30 . He whispered something in her ear and she laughed while seeming interested . I cant respect how he spends his time seducing women but in a way, I can admire it . Just like I enjoy an RPG that fellow enjoys a real love game . After evening prayer ends Chaser walks amongst the believers with a black charity bag which the villagers put copper coins into . Some put barley or potatoes in instead of cash . After counting we had gained 9230 rims . If I m honest I think its really cheeky but I am thankful for the cash . Right, let s go have something to eat . Chaser says to me while I m cleaning up . Where d that come from I spoke about it a bit ago . Lets go . The house Chaser led me to was the house of that women he was happily talking to earlier . Her husband seems to have died a few years back . Apart from the wife, there were 2 children . An older brother and younger sister around 10 years of age . Hey, I bought dried meat and potatoes like promised Laying the food out on the table the children cheered . The kids were very thin . Thank you . You ve really helped us . The wife s eyes are wet as she looks at Chaser . While the wife prepared a meal Chaser showed the kids some magic tricks with cards . The children got very excited seeing a magic trick for the first time . Very skilful . I learnt it for cheating at gambling, however, it s my policy to only use it once a night . That s the trick to survival . Stop doing that if you really want to live a long life . I stopped a long time ago . I haven t done it in a while . For once, Chasers face was serious . Though we ve only been together a few days I can tell that this guy wants to redo his life . Though he seems flippant he seems to be betting on a new life in the capital . I have the feeling that him getting thrown out of the tobacco shop by the widow was on purpose . If he had actually performed dogeza in front of the widow I m sure she would have forgiven him . For some reason, he dared to leave their relationship like that . The wife s cooking ability was not very good . My food is much better, but you can tell that she tried her best and that makes it delicious . After having some of her treasured ale hand made I left the house in good spirits . Chaser drank loads and was very drunk . He seems to be a champion drinker . He told me he had an important story to share and sent me on ahead . An important story I m not going to dig any deeper . Chaser did not return at all that night . I was a little worried due to that ghoul in Hofkins village but I m sure that wife was not a ghoul . As ghouls get older their sexual charm spell gets stronger and harder to fight against . Deciding to investigate a little I get George kun out of my bag and send him off . Is Chaser safe George kun I ask when George kun returns . Uki George kun nods energetically . It seems I don t have to worry . What s Chaser doing at the moment 1 Uki . Geroge kun starts moving his hips at high speed . Quickly stopping George kun I go to bed . . . I m not envious . The next day Chaser is travelling with me again . Hey, priest sama . I want to drink ale again when we get to the next village . Aah, that s fine . Now you ve mentioned it I suddenly want a drink . I know right . Please treat me to one . Ehh I gave you 4600 rims yesterday . Aah . That s gone . Gone I gave it to that woman yesterday . I sigh at Chaser who s smiling . This man is sloppy with money, women and alcohol, likes children and lives in poverty . I don t understand him or rather I don t understand him well but I understand one thing . I don t hate him .