Uncle is Up - Chapter 390

  Chapter 390 So far

  The two of them sat and stood, staring resentfully at the food stalls in the streets and alleys with wide eyes open, swallowing saliva unwillingly.

   “Selling candied haws”

   “Hubing, selling Hubing, it’s crunchy in one bite”

  …

  The two of them only have spirit stones on them, but the comparisons that are common in the cultivation world are not feasible in the mortal world. In addition to spirit stones, the two actually had high-quality jade and gold and silver ornaments, but they were too young in appearance, and they were scammed when they left two pawnshops.

“Hey, why are you two kids out here in the sun?” A slightly powdered woman passed by holding an oiled paper umbrella. Seeing the pitiful expressions on the two of them, she took out a dozen copper coins and handed them to Xia. Kong Qing: “Buy something to eat, go back early after eating, don’t go out to play behind your parents’ backs”

  The appearance of the comprehension world will be fixed due to the high level of cultivation, but the faces of the two are really young and good-looking. Looking at the stall pitifully, the woman felt pity, gave the copper coin and lamented that the two children were beautiful, and then left.

  Xia Kongqing touched the copper plate for a while, then stared blankly at Yun Bufan, and suddenly smiled naively: “Hey, now that you have money, you can buy food”

  After she finished speaking, she lowered her face, suddenly feeling sad, and cried with her mouth turned: “Master, little uncle, wow, when will you come to me, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

  Passers-by were startled and gathered around to ask her what happened.

  Yun Bufan saw more and more people, covered her mouth in panic and squeezed out of the crowd: “It’s okay, she’s just homesick. I’m her brother. I’ll take her home now!”

   After rushing to a place with few people, Yun Bufan let go of her, and then he looked like he was about to cry: “Xia Kongqing, if you howl again, believe it or not, I will cry for you too!”

   “Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

  The more she thought about it, the sadder she became, and the tears fell like she didn’t want money.

The two came to a completely strange place, with no relatives, no familiar aura, and no trusted elders by their side. Only each other was the child’s companion, and the two who were afraid that they would never go back were even more sad .

Yun Bufan wiped his face, then listened to Xia Kongqing’s cry, sobbed and started to cry: “Ah, woo, I’m so miserable, too, my majestic young master of Floating Star Island has also fallen To sell jewelry for a living.”

  The two hugged each other and cried earth-shatteringly, and passers-by were stunned.

In fact, the two of them are not starving and freezing, they are still living in spiritual energy, but they are too greedy for the food in the mortal world, want to eat but have no money, no place to live, and sleep on the street every day, only thinking about exchanging valuables for money , unexpectedly encountered the Waterloo of life.

   After a stick of incense, the two were taken to Jingzhao Mansion by the Jin Yiwei who had returned from a business trip. The Jin Yiwei wanted to leave, but they were stuck together.

“What are you two doing?” Zhao Yu’an looked at the two little tails behind him with a headache: “Go to the Yamen if you have something to do, or come to Jingzhao Mansion if you have something to do, whether you are lost or kidnapped, I will take care of it for you, you Do you know that the two are not within the scope of my duties?”

  He pointed to the flying fish suit on his body and said helplessly: “Have you seen my clothes? I am Jinyiwei, and I am not responsible for finding your parents.”

He was really meddling in his own business. When he came back from a business trip and saw two people crying, he thought that the two people were too loud and affected the appearance of the city, so he wanted to throw them to the nearest Jingzhao Mansion. He didn’t expect to be blackmailed by these two people. It’s on, and I can’t shake it off.

  Xia Kongqing and Yun Bufan looked at each other, and the former said slowly, “Can you treat us to a meal? In return, I’ll make a fortune for you.”

   “Hey!” Yun Bufan’s eyes lit up when he heard the words: “We can make money by telling fortunes to others. With your and my cultivation, isn’t it a small good or bad fortune?”

  Xia Kongqing’s eyes are also bright: “That’s right, why didn’t I think of that!”

Zhao Yu’an sneaked away from the lively discussion between the two, and after walking for a long time, he straightened his clothes before seeing the two of them, and muttered, “Two people with sick brains can still count, tsk, if they can count , why didn’t I expect that I would fall like this…ah! Fuck, when did the two of you catch up!”

  When he looked up, he met two smiling faces, and he backed up a few steps in fright, with a frightened expression on his face.

   “Can you treat us to a meal?” Xia Kongqing stepped forward with a smile.

   “Why should I invite you to dinner!” Zhao Yu’an felt that he was extremely unlucky, and even wanted to go back to Yixiang to kill his meddling self, why did he offend two nagging guys.

“Because you are the only rich person we met when we came here.” Yun Bufan said seriously: “We haven’t eaten for more than two months, so why don’t you treat us to a meal? In return, we’ll give…”

   “Wait, wait” Zhao Yu’an stopped: “Can you make up a more realistic story, not eating for two months? Do you think I look like an idiot?”

  Xia Kong Qing Gangjing’s physique awakened, and he blurted out: “I think you look like a mentally retarded person”

  Yun Bufan: “…”

   It’s almost over, there’s no food to eat!

  Zhao Yuan: “???”

  You scold me so hard, and you still want me to treat you to dinner?

  After a long while, the three of them still appeared in the Golden Restaurant.

   “You guys really know how to choose a place.” Zhao Yu’an folded his arms, with a stinking expression on his face: “This golden restaurant can’t afford five taels of silver for a meal, and you will have two months’ salary for a table full of you.”

  Xia Kongqing and Yun Bufan didn’t listen to him at all, and they talked logically to the table full of dishes

  Xia Kongqing: “There are many impurities, it really can’t compare with the world of comprehension, but it’s better than the fresh taste”

  Yun Bufan: “When I go back, I’ll treat you to the glutinous rice balls. Just make do with them. We only have a few bigu. There’s no spiritual energy in this **** place. It’s good to save a little bit.”

  Zhao Yu’an didn’t understand any of what they were saying, and picked up a piece of beef with chopsticks vigorously and asked, “Where did you come from, is it strange that it came out of that corner?”

   “Look at your clothes, you don’t look like poor people. Why can’t you afford a meal? Did you run away from home?”

   “Oh, that’s right, the little brats nowadays like to run away from home at every turn, and the little heirs of Prince Jin’s mansion also play and run away all the time, and they were caught by King Jin and beat them up before they stopped.”

  He ate food and wine, eating smartly, but he didn’t realize that Xia Kongqing and Yun Bufan had already focused their attention on other things.

  The two looked at the woman who was lying on the window on the opposite floor and said softly: “I didn’t expect the mortal world to be as good as our cultivation world. This is also true.”

  Xia Kongqing nodded: “Yes, but not as good-looking as those girls in our cultivation world, they are too vulgar”

  Yun Bufan looked at her delicately: “How do you know?”

   “Of course I know, I’ve been there, okay?”

   “Huh? Oh~”

Xia Kongqing was taken aback by the cheap voice, and she came back to her senses immediately, and began to explain: “My senior brother took me there, I didn’t want to go, he was the one who shamelessly wanted to drag me, and said he would show me something of”

“Oh”

“You do not believe?”

   “No, I believe”

   “Then what expression do you have?”

   “Normal expression”

   “Are you playing tricks on me?”

“I don’t”

“You are!”

  Zhao Yuan: “…”

   After talking for a long time, Zhao Yu’an found that the two people on the opposite side didn’t listen to him at all.

  (end of this chapter)