Uncle Raiders Diary - Chapter 165

In the original plot, Shirase often caused trouble for Zhongyao. For example, when he was caught stealing something occasionally, Zhongya helped to clean up the mess. The last time he was directly caught by the Hong Kong black people, which led to Zhongya and Dazai. governance cooperation.

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Chiyo was sitting on a chair in a coffee shop while nibbling on a cucumber and thinking about this serious issue. This is about to come to the plot. She has to think about how to fan her butterfly wings.

Just as she was nibbling on the cucumber like this, Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a trench coat and didn’t fall off, walked in from the door.

“…”

fuck!

This is Dazai Aoji, who doesn’t have too many highlights in his eyes! ! !

FUCK FUCK!

After staying here for almost a year, she finally waited for Osamu Dazai! !

“Cough, cough, cough, cough!”

Chiyo was so excited that he almost spit out the cucumber in his mouth, it was so exciting!

When she became like this, Shirase and the others looked at them with the expressions on their faces [there are many question marks in children], and the expressions on their faces were extremely rich.

Oh, it’s not rich, it’s very schadenfreude.

oh, hit you

“…”

After seeing the guests coming, Jingxiang won the past with great dedication.

“Welcome to the host~”

“Oh~~~”

As if he had discovered a new continent, Osamu Dazai showed a very surprised expression, and strode in like a child.

After stretching his voice as long as possible, he returned to his original appearance.

He was a little interested in this coffee shop that Mr. Mori had been taking care of, and wanted to know what was in it, but…

Apart from the fact that there are several maids and deacons inside, there is nothing strange about it.

The maids are not the young girl age that Mr. Mori likes, which is really interesting.

“May I ask what you want, master?”

Jingxiang has put the menu on the table in front of Dazai Osamu, and dutifully began to recommend the store’s signature coffee and desserts to the other party.

Coffee shops like this all have commissions. The more customers they order, the more bonuses they will receive at the end. However, more and more, Jingxiang likes this job very much, and it is better than worrying about it outside.

“emmm…”

Dazai Osamu opened his big eyes and looked at the menu seriously for a while, then raised his head and said with a “I’m not kidding” expression, “Miss, please bring me a cup of coffee and dish soap. “

“what?”

Sorry, she didn’t understand what was going on.

“Master, what do you want?”

Jingxiang didn’t hear very clearly, and asked again very seriously, she wanted to confirm the answer.

“Coffee and detergent.”

Using the pen to tap the notepad in her hand, Jingxiang felt that the expression on her face might be a little grim.

“This master… We are a serious coffee shop and don’t sell such things.”

“But this is also a serious demand for me.”

“…”

fuck!

Jingxiang is also a grumpy old lady, if the other party is not a guest, she may just do it directly.

Okay, isn’t it just detergent.

She suddenly laughed and turned to look at Chiyo who was watching the play behind her, “Pear Xiangjiang, is the purpose of our store to meet all the needs of our customers?”

Chiyo, whose name was suddenly named, raised her head sharply, her big eyes full of doubts. She was busy brainstorming just now, and she hadn’t heard the conversation between the two at all, but in the current form, it didn’t seem like a good thing. .

“What’s wrong with Jingxiang sauce?”

“Does it mean that as long as it is a customer’s request, it needs to be satisfied?”

“As long as it’s not too much, it can be satisfied.”

There were also many customers who asked to take pictures or sign autographs before, and Chiyo would not refuse as long as it was not too much. If it was the kind of phone call or something else, there was no way.

“Okay, I know.”

A particularly bright smile appeared on Jingxiang’s face, she turned her head and walked to the back to bring a cup of coffee, with a whole bottle of detergent in her hand.

Since this is a request from the guest, and the boss agrees, then she must do what the other party said.

For something like coffee, what she wants is freshly ground and made, and she has to show the production process in front of the guests no matter what.

Having said that, she made a gesture to squeeze the detergent into it.

“Sister? Sister, are you really going to add detergent to it?”

“Yes, this is the customer’s demand.”

Jingxiang still didn’t quite understand Chiyo’s sudden stop of her behavior. She tilted her head to look at the other party with some doubts, which was really incomprehensible.

Why can’t you just squeeze in?

“If you can, Jingxiang, you can add a little disinfectant. I remember that there are disinfectants in our store.”

“Oh! Really? Can you add them all to me?”

Hearing the conversation between the two, Osamu Dazai seemed very excited, and the expression on his face could even be said to be eager to try.

Really, whether it is detergent or disinfectant, you can add it to it.

“Guest, are you here to smash the scene?”

Jingxiang was already on the verge of bursting. If Dazai Osamu said anything, she might just pour the whole bottle of dishwashing liquid into it.

At one point, the scene became a little embarrassing or even exciting, and there was a group of people watching the fun behind him. At this time, Chiyo felt that it was time for him to play.

“This guest, the dishwashing liquid doesn’t taste good, and if you drink these things into the hospital, you will have to have your stomach lavaged. Do you know what the steps of gastric lavage are?”

“…”

So Chiyo sat opposite Dazai Osamu and told him about gastric lavage in great detail.

Oh, that picture is really beautiful, and it feels really unforgettable.

“By the way, don’t try to take a lot of sleeping pills, or you won’t sleep peacefully, and the final result can only be gastric lavage.”

Perhaps it was the detailed process of gastric lavage that caused Osamu Dazai to have a stomachache. He curled his lips, “Slightly, that feeling must be particularly bad, that’s fine. I prefer a hearty way of committing suicide.”

“hearty?”

Chiyo blinked and stretched out his fingers to point to the tall buildings outside, “If you want to be cool, you can try jumping off the building, as long as you jump off, you won’t have a chance to regret it, if you want to be more relaxed, you can try drowning in the sea, if you go to a scenic spot You can even see young ladies in bikinis by the seaside, and you can also find them to die in love.”

She spoke seriously, and Osamu Dazai heard it seriously.

“If I could, I would definitely try the two suicide methods above.”

Seeing that the atmosphere here became somewhat harmonious again, Shirase and the others, who had been thinking that they could watch the play, suddenly became less interested.

“Cut~”

I thought I would see some big scene, but I showed them this?

In the end, Osamu Dazai had only an ordinary cup of coffee in front of him. As for the bottle of detergent, Jingxiang had already taken it back to the back. She even decided that if the other party came again and made the same unreasonable request, she would beat the other party in the head. in stomach.

Everyone went back to work. After all, it was still working time, and there were a lot of customers in the store, so it wasn’t that they could be lazy.

Chiyo quickly returned to her place after eating a cucumber. Fortunately, Tamamo went to another store today, otherwise if she saw her just flirting with a little boy there, she might just knock her head off. .

Usually, I rarely come to the coffee shop, maybe once or twice a week, mainly to see if Shirase and the others are working well.

It stands to reason that Chiyo really doesn’t want Chuya and Dazai to meet, for fear that the other party will start a fight as soon as they meet, causing her coffee shop to be completely closed within less than a year of opening, and now is not the time when the two should meet. .

Terrible.

However, the two of them didn’t do anything out of the ordinary, except that Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked at him before Chuya entered the door.

The leader of [Sheep] is no longer a secret, it has been spread among many people, and Dazai Osamu has been following Moriouwai, how could he not know these things?

fuck!

Could it be that Osamu Dazai suddenly came here this time because he found out that this coffee shop has become the latest stronghold of [Sheep] at some point? !

In contrast, it seems a little silly to rely on his own intuition to do things. It is estimated that his intuition is that the person sitting in this position does not seem to be a good person.

Under the guise of eating cucumbers, Chiyo kept staring at the two people in front of him, for fear that they would behave strangely.

Dazai Osamu was still drinking coffee slowly there. Although there was nothing strange about it on the surface, he had no idea what the guy was thinking. On the other hand, the guy was still standing in front of the counter looking for his thoughts. Dessert to eat.

fuck! The difference between people is really not that big.

Okay, the big baby Zhongye all relies on intuition to act, so he can only trust the intuition of the other party.

The 22-year-old Buteizai is a shameless person who often takes credit, but the 14-year-old is still relatively shameful. At least he paid the bill when he drank coffee here in Chiyo.

It’s just that before he left, he stood at the door and smiled strangely. After turning his eyes around between Chiyo and Nakaya, he turned and left in his windbreaker as if nothing had happened.

No, the smile that Osamu Dazai left, obviously doesn’t look like he’s okay!

“Chuya, is there a peace on the Beebo Street recently?”

The plot of Qingshi is not the return of the former leader, which led to the final cooperation between the two.

“It’s ok.”

When he said this, Zhongyao didn’t look into Chiyo’s eyes, which meant that he was hiding something from himself, so Chiyo frowned and leaned forward, staring at Zhongyao’s eyes, trying to get away from him. There was something in his eyes.

“you sure?”

“Yes, sure.”

Knowing that she is a mother of two children and has been married for more than a thousand years, Chiyo still pays attention to some sense of proportion, at least she still has some distance from Zhong, and will not kiss each other accidentally, but because of the angle, it seems that from outside the store Not so.

Tamamo-zen, who came back from another store, saw the scene that made him raise his eyebrows as soon as he entered the door. Chuya sat with his back to him, while Chiyo stood up and leaned in front of the other party, and was about to kiss.

“What are you two doing?”

“Fuck! Gather! Brother! It’s not that I don’t have it!”

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Chiyo: I’m so scared, I feel like I’m going to finish it in bed at night