Urban Playboy - C77
The crewcut driver was telling the story of how he and the female criminal Jiang Lili had an intimate relationship.
Zhu Ying was in the midst of handling her flash flood, I’m afraid that the crafty chauffeur will discover me. Hearing his words, Zhu Ying deliberately shifted her gaze and ridiculed: “Big Brother’s bragging is really flattering! You dare to eat a woman in prison? You’re not afraid of your head being smashed! ”
Hey! My good brother, you speak quite a bit! No, it’s the high level of throwing a thermos on an airplane! ” The chauffeur with a crew cut bragged, “I was a bit scared at the beginning, but Qian Zhuang was a coward. All the prisoners in the women’s prison were women. When they saw my image, they turned on the lights for me!
I glanced at the guy’s beer belly and said it wasn’t even a file, but he could get at most sixty points for his looks.
Of course, the ring on the chauffeur’s finger was a little bit heavy, and I wanted to tease him; but I could tell that this guy was very straightforward, so I smiled and said, “You really know how to push trains! When pretty girl saw you with a big bracelet on your hand, he allowed you to touch the female prisoner? It’s so beautiful that it could kill you! ” I purposely spoke of the ring he wore as a large bracelet, and the crew-cut driver laughed.
The chauffeur suddenly turned his head and glanced at me while laughing. At this time, Zhu Ying had already dealt with the traces of the flash flood, so I was not afraid of the chauffeur seeing anything.
I suddenly stopped here, looked at Zhu Ying, then looked at the driver and said: “My wife is a civilized person, I cannot say vulgar words!”
The crew-cut driver, listening to me, pulled over to the side of the road.
I was taken aback, not knowing what this fellow was up to; I had already clenched my jealous fist, and if he did anything unruly, I would strike him in the eye without saying so; I was quite sure of breaking a incisor.
It’s not bragging. In terms of martial arts, Sima Lin is first place in our room 411, I am second. My punches and kicks can’t be considered as mantis’ feet or mantis’ legs.
Zhu Ying saw that the chauffeur had stopped the car and immediately became cautious, but she was, after all, a police officer with vast experience, so she did not care if the driver didn’t have any evil intentions.
Sure enough, after the chauffeur stopped the car, he turned around and glanced at Zhu Ying with a mischievous smile. “Is sister-in-law an actor? A university teacher? Or a government official? ”
When the crew-cut driver asked me this question, I couldn’t help laughing out loud, saying that I thought my brother was stopping to do it for the sake of my wife’s looks, so I teased him, “Guess what my wife does, and I’ll add you an extra 5 yuan fare!”
Zhu Ying pinched my fingers. I knew she hated me for talking too much, but I ignored her.
The chauffeur spoke up, “Younger Sister-in-law is either a university teacher or a government official. To be exact, she is a public security official!”
“Yo!” I wailed. I wanted to say that I had good eyesight, but I swallowed my words back and said, “Bro, you guessed wrong. My wife is a university teacher, a young university teacher!” I added at last.
The chauffeur laughed, “I told you! But my guess is pretty close, so of course I won’t let you pay for it! ”
I chuckled. “Brother keeps on calling me sister-in-law. Could it be that you’re older than me?”
“This brother of yours is really funny!” The chauffeur casually threw out these words: “Zhang Zhihui is thirty-two this year, your brother here is at most twenty-three or twenty-four; why don’t you address him as madam and sister-in-law!”
I followed up: “Brother’s name is Zhang Zhihui? What a good name! Always in command, hey! ” I wailed, “What is sister-in-law doing?”
Zhang Zhihui laughed loudly: “I, Zhang, alone will not starve my whole family!”
After a moment, he said with a serious expression: “But I’m also married. After I got married, I found out that my wife and others were good and separated!”
“Brother You isn’t looking for one? You have to know that China has more males and less females than females!” I teased him a little. “If you don’t take advantage of your youth to find a bed, there won’t be a shop after this village!”
“It’s not that troublesome, it’s more like living a life of ease and ease alone!” Zhang Zhihui said straightforwardly: “If you want to solve physiological problems, you need to find a chicken. After all, society is open now;
I saw Zhu Ying’s expression, but she didn’t care; she was still the police chief!
Zhu Ying seemed to understand why I was looking at him. She smiled and said: “Big brother driver is right, even public security doesn’t care about this sort of thing. After all, there are a lot of men who need women!”
“Sister-in-law is really worthy of being a university teacher!” Zhang Zhihui praised Zhu Ying as he held up a paper box and asked: “Do you know what is inside?”
I shook my head to show I didn’t know.
Zhang Zhihui laughed, “It contains the spear of Sparta!”
“Spartan’s Spear!” I exclaimed, “What is this Spartan Spear? How come I’ve never heard of it! ”
“Little brother, you’re not going!” There are plenty of them online! ” Zhang Zhihui laughed, “Sparta is synonymous with a Western Warrior. There are many versions of it now!”
It suddenly dawned on me that Zhang Zhihui’s Spartan lance might be the Roman gladiator Spartacus, a Thrakian swordsman captured by Rome; the Swordsman Training Institute in Campania, which carried out its escape plan with 78 comrades in 73 B.C.; and the Roman authorities, who sent thirty soldiers to pursue it, but were defeated by surprise attacks from Spartacus and 78 warriors. The slaves everywhere responded to the news of the revolt in Spartask, which rapidly expanded to seventy thousand men; but Spartacus was killed in the battle, surrounded by the Roman army; the corpses were cut to the point where no one could recognize them, and the Greeks regarded Spartask as an epoch-making hero; the later generations used Spartask as a synonym for a hero, and the merchant, who was even wiser, omitted the word “sk” as a trade name for Sparta, which must have something to do with the grandeur of the man.
Spartan Lance is a woman’s tool, I told Zhang Zhihui. This guy laughs so hard that he’s on the verge of collapse.
He slowed down his car and said, “It seems like this brother is from the underworld!” Pointing to the box on the side, he said, “Brother is right, this is a woman’s tool, it’s fully automatic. 1390 yuan, I bought it from the internet to give to women. Life in the prison is not easy, especially in this aspect!”
Zhu Ying was already blushing from embarrassment. She turned her face to the window and glanced at the scenery pass by; while Zhang Zhihui and I chatted happily: “Big brother Zhang!” I started to call Zhang Zhihui Brother Zhang: “Since you can buy this for women, that means you must have come here with them?”
Zhang Zhihui laughed like a teary wolf, he laughed unhappily: “Brother, you finally believe that I have anything to do with the pretty girl of the Women’s Prison anymore, right? But being together with Jiang Lili once was completely a coincidence! The first time would be the second and the third time. I am now a frequent visitor of the Women’s Prison and have developed quite a few pretty girl s! ”
“How audacious of you to develop a couple between female prisoners!” I said, “I don’t understand how you got in. Aren’t there armed police standing guard at the entrance to the women’s prison? “How can you get past a military police sentry?!”
Zhu Ying interjected, “This prison for women in the Tianbei Mountains is actually a labour farm. It used to be called a separate prison, but now it is called a prison. There is a fundamental difference between a penal institution and a prison; labour education is an internal contradiction of the people; that is, those who are not worthy of the sentence and can be reprimanded can be put to work. Prison is a state law enforcement agency that specializes in the administration and education of criminal offenders; some are called prisons, others are called labour farms; the labour farms, formerly called the law, are now known as prisons. “If there is a difference between a reformatory farm and a prison, it is that the reformatory farm can hold no more than 10 years of criminals, and the prison is held for more than 10 years of criminals, as well as major criminals who are not scheduled to die yet.
“Right, right!” It seems to be like this. I went to the reformatory farm! There were fields, land and factories on the labor farm. Tian Fang was in charge of the factories. This car will sometimes give materials to Tian Fang’s factory! ” Zhang Zhihui chattered on endlessly, and laughed: “Looks like junior sister, this university teacher is truly knowledgeable, your words are accurate!”
Zhang Zhihui turned his head on his neck and raised it up: “Brother, you asked me how I managed to get in through the military police outpost, right? “Then big brother will tell you!”
He then cleared his throat and spat through the open window, “Brother, this carriage belongs to the Oolander 7 cars. Ever since we took the officials from above to secretly visit the prison and the reformatory farm, that scout girl called Tian Fang got to know us very well. Back in the city, it was already a habit for us to ride in the cars of our brothers, and sometimes we even had to buy items for the pretty girl s who had changed teams!”
Zhang Zhihui’s car not only provided materials for the factory, but also for the prisoners. Tian Fang rode on it for free, so of course she would be able to enter and exit freely! But I still asked with interest: “So you mean that the Brother Zhang has a exit certificate for you?”
“If you say it’s a pass, then it’s a pass!” Zhang Zhihui’s expression was excited as he said, “Actually, it’s just Tian Fang greeting the captain of the armed police at the entrance. Since the captain is Tian Fang’s brother, how could Tian Kai not give face for her sister? Tian Kai gave face to her sister because she was giving me, Zhang Zhihui, face! “Brother, do you think …”