Urban Playboy - C86
The thousand-year-old fox spirit, Demoness Yin, had done her utmost to harm the loyal and virtuous ministers when they were still young. She had seen the sour Elementary Scholar of the《 The Art of Conferred Gods》 preaching the loathsomeness of fox spirits; It was only because of this that the people of the continent hated the fox spirit, and they often called the pretty girl woman a fox spirit to vent their anger. It was also a form of envy, and also a type of jealousy.
In fact, when a man scolded a woman fox spirit, he was already eager to give it a try; this was the falsehood of a man, and it did not seem the same. His thoughts were completely different from what he said.
The man called a beautiful woman a fox spirit, just like a woman called a man a scoundrel. He cursed her, but he wasn’t sure if he liked her or not.
The female prison guard was scolding Jiang Lili for being a cunning fox. Even though she only said the word ‘cunning’, I was certain that she wanted to say ‘cunning fox’. Thus, I sized up the female prison guard who was lying on the floor of the fecal burden pavilion.
The female guard was about thirty years old. She was tall, plump, and had an upturned bottom. Peach blossoms could be seen on her smooth white face. It was obvious that she was a mainstay of maintenance.
The female prison guard’s chest and buttocks were especially pleasing to the eye. When I saw them, my heart immediately moved; I snapped my fingers at her and laughed, “pretty girl must be the one who taught Tian Fang!”
I didn’t know when I learned to snap my fingers, and couldn’t help but to show that I was normal in front of the pretty girl’s prison guards; not a single flaw could be found.
I was a little surprised, thinking I had slipped into the ranks of the Stinky Bastards.
The problem was that the current society was “Men are not hooligans, their development is not normal!” It might even be an honor to become a damn hooligan.
When the female prison guard saw me say her name, she squinted at me and casually said, “You scoundrel, you actually knew my name!”
The female prison guard scolded me for being a scoundrel and knew her name; I was sure that she was Tian Fang, and that her eyes were half open and half closed when she scolded me for being a scoundrel; I knew that she was a fish that I would catch sooner or later.
My mood was stirred up, I glanced at Tian Fang and laughed: “So pretty girl is indeed Tian Fang!”
I carelessly stretched out a hand and said, “pretty girl Tian Fang, I am Tong Guzi, of gold, silver, copper, tin, tin, tin, copper, bone, how about we be friends!”
After calling Tian Fang instead of calling her miss, I called her pretty girl instead. Tian Fang actually looked at me as if I was a fox;
I think my image of Stallone had already pulled Tian Fang up, and used a little strength to grab her hand.
Tian Fang jumped a few times on the ground and cursed again, “You scoundrel, you hurt me so much …”
Tian Fang’s scolding of “scumbag” made me relent. I leaned towards her and giggled: “I am Beckham, have hooligans ever been to pretty girl?”
I am not talking about Stallone at this time, but British star Beckham. Tian Fang lowered her head, bit her lips and suddenly raised her head, beaming with joy, “Brother, how did you come in? This is the Tian Bei Mountain Women’s Prison! ”
I laughed, paused, and tilted my chin forward; meaning you look that way.
Tian Fang had long seen Zhu Ying and the others, but still saw Zhang Zhihui. She gave me a glance and said, “Did Big Head Zhang bring you in?”
When Tian Fang called Zhang Zhihui Big Head Zhang, I laughed and said, “That’s right!”
Tian Fang glared at me: Give me your number!
I was startled, but secretly rejoiced in my heart, and silently said: “Secretary Youlan wanted to call me, but she never called me again. “Fine, fine, fine. I’ll give it to her!”
Thus, he gave the number to Tian Fang in between one and fifty percent …
When Zhu Ying, Zhang Zhihui and I saw Tian Fang and I standing on the road talking amongst ourselves, we could not help but walk over.
Seeing Zhu Ying, Tian Fang was overjoyed to see her tightly grabbing onto her hand: “So it’s Little Sister Zhu Ying! I am Tian Fang, number three, of the seventh section! ”
I was startled, then glanced at Tian Fang and said in my heart: “So Tian Fang is actually the head of the subsection? But she is still Jiang Lili’s teacher, looks like this woman is a living thunderbolt! ”
Tian Fang greeted Zhu Ying. Zhu Ying stared at Tian Fang in shock and shook her hand: “I heard Jiang Lili say that you were her lecturer?”
“That’s right, that’s right!” Tian Fang said straightforwardly: “I’m Jiang Lili’s lecturer!”
Zhu Ying stared at Tian Fang and said, “But I don’t seem to know who Supervisor Tian is. No, she should be Tian section head!”
Tian Fang was a cheerful woman, and upon hearing Zhu Ying’s words, she embraced her and laughed: “It’s true that Little Sister Zhu Ying has never seen Tian Fang before, but Tian Fang said that about you!”
“The section Elder has seen Zhu Ying before?” Zhu Ying glanced at Tian Fang suspiciously, “Zhu Ying can’t remember!”
“Of course, Little Sister Zhu Ying can’t remember!” Tian Fang raised her arms and chuckled, “Tian Fang saw you in the auditorium of the Public Security Bureau of the city!”
“We are all members of the public security system, I am Sister Zhu Ying who belongs to the judicial system, you met Tian Fang when you were a hero giving her report on stage!”
Zhu Ying was suddenly enlightened as she smiled and said, “There really is such a thing in the City Public Security Bureau’s auditorium. I was praised as a hero once, and you even asked me to give a report!”
“That’s right, that’s right!” Little Sister Zhu Ying finally remembered! ” Tian Fang grabbed Zhu Ying’s hand and jumped up and down as she said, “Back then, not only was Little Sister Zhu Ying praised as a hero, she also reported on all kinds of heroic deeds!”
The more Tian Fang spoke the more excited she became, and she did not allow Zhu Ying to continue speaking: “Little Sister Zhu Ying is truly a top student, a registered police officer actually managed to solve a complicated murder case; Therefore, Tian Fang was selected as one of the representatives from the female prison! ”
When Tian Fang was talking with Zhu Ying, Jiang Lili tactfully picked up the burden of pig feces and carried it over to the vegetable patch. I grabbed Zhang Zhihui’s ear and interrogated him, “Brother Zhang, speak honestly. If you are not honest, I will encourage Jiang Lili to leave and not be your wife! ”
As I said that, I straightened my back and waved it in front of Zhang Zhihui: “How much difference does Big Brother Zhang have in terms of appearance compared to me?”
Zhang Zhihui was completely confused by my sudden actions, and touched his huge head with his hand.
Zhang Zhihui scratched his head. It was only now that I seem to remember Tian Fang calling him Big Head Zhang.
Now that he had taken a closer look, he realized that Zhang Zhihui’s head was really big, and his neck was covered with muscles.
Zhang Zhihui saw that I was looking at him unblinkingly, and laughed: “Brother Guzi is a handsome Zhang Zhihui, how can we compare? If the Brother Guzi is Lu Bu, then Zhang Zhihui is Zhang Song, the one who gave the map of Yizhou to Liu Bei! ”
I laughed loudly, and pointed at Zhang Zhihui with my finger: “So you’re saying that Brother Zhang is still a sensible person? Zhang Song is a sensible person! ”
After a short pause, he said with conviction, “Zhang Song’s name is forever, and he comes from Shu. In the last year of the Eastern Han Dynasty, he served under Liu Zhang of Yi Prefecture. Zhang Song had a sharp forehead, a nose that revealed his teeth, a short stature that was less than five feet, an ugly appearance, and a limping body. However, his voice was loud and clear, and his words were like a bronze bell. He was very talented, very scheming, and very forgettable. “Brother Zhang looks a little like Zhang Song, but do you have Zhang Yongnian’s talent?
Zhang Zhihui laughed and did not speak. I solemnly said, “If you don’t speak the truth, I will use my noble body to seduce Jiang Lili and make her not be your wife …”