Urban Playboy - C94

It was two in the afternoon when Zhang Zhihui settled down his mother at home. The poisonous sun was hanging in the sky to the south, blazing fiercely.

Zhang Zhihui cursed under his breath as he turned on the air-conditioning in the car, causing the hot air to be engulfed bit by bit and forced away.

Ma Xi Pi’s scolding was the dialect of Ningbo in Zhejiang province, but it became popular throughout the country when a leading figure came from that place.

Zhang Zhihui, a young knowledgeable person who couldn’t get into high school, could only learn from movies and television programs about his “scolding the country”. This was because the actor who acted as the leader was someone who could only curse in his heart when he was annoyed.

Later on, Zhang Zhihui understood that “Xi Pi” was a vulgar and insulting term used to scold people.

Is it vulgar for a country’s leader to say that a mother has cheated? National leaders are vulgar and the whole country cannot be civilized, and God has punished them; the leader was sent to a Pacific island within a few years of sitting in the Dragon Court, and his life was miserable.

The son of the leader had wisely made some kind of reform to bring up the economy, and the people of the island had followed him; but his tail was raised above his head, saying that he was not Chinese, and he scoffed at the Chinese people who lived on the road, who, like the pirates of yesteryear, were inferior.

Your mother wants to overturn the heavens, the people of the mainland are your ancestors; if your son of a bitch wants to overturn the heavens, he’ll break your feet first. I want to see how many eggs you have left.

However, there was a dish on the island that he refused to listen to, leading a group of people along with him. “Independence! Independence!”

Independence your sister! Look at that ball! You want to be independent? Sooner or later, I will beat the crap out of you…

At the same time, Zhang Zhihui felt much more comfortable scolding the woman on the small island. He suddenly remembered that he should give her a call, so he dialed a number.

Tian Fang picked up the call and called out, “Big Head Zhang, where are you right now!”

Tian Fang felt really good when she heard this. Zhang Zhihui then moved the phone from his left ear to his right and laughed out loud, “Chief Tian, big sister, I’m still in the city, at around one o’clock I went to the fabric wholesale market in Great Tang Old Street. There is a notice pasted on the door saying that I will be at work at 6pm, say this …”

Tian Fang did not speak on the other end of the phone, so Zhang Zhihui asked: “Hey, hey, hey”, and asked: “Big sis, are you listening?”

“I’m listening!” Tian Fang replied, “Then what do you plan to do?” Tian Fang asked.

Zhang Zhihui replied shamelessly, “Big sister, of course Brother Zhang will follow your orders! Wait, wait until someone opened the door at 6 o’clock and pulled the cloth over before sending it over! “Hey hey hey, big sis, are you listening?”

Zhang Zhihui began to chatter again, Tian Fang laughed: “Big Head Zhang, you are so long-winded! I must be listening! “Why are you asking nonstop?”

Zhang Zhihui chuckled and said: “Of course! “It’s just that if I give you the cloth, it might get dark and you won’t be able to make it back in the evening …”

Zhang Zhihui purposely did not finish his words. He was testing Tian Fang; He turned off the phone.

When Zhang Zhihui said this, he stuck out his tongue and smirked on his dry lips: “Brother Guzi, why do you think Brother Zhang said that? Heh heh … “This is a long line to catch a big fish …”

I kicked Zhang Zhihui’s butt and teased, “What are you farting about that I can’t even smell it? Tian Fang called you a scoundrel and you really are a scoundrel! Wasn’t it a test for you to not come back at night? If you want to get rid of Tian Fang, you better be careful or else the fish will drag you into the river … ”

Zhang Zhihui did not argue with me. He shook his fat head excitedly and looked up to the sky.

I warned him a little angrily, “Big Head Zhang! I will call you by your nickname just like Tian Fang! ”

Saying that, she glared at him and said: “Aren’t you being too shabby? After all these ludicrous stories, wouldn’t it be a waste of time? Mr. Lu Xun said: “Wasting other people’s time is tantamount to plotting against others for their lives.” If you don’t want to say it, you can say it. I don’t want to hear it! ”

I flung my arms and shouted, “I’m not listening! I’m not listening! ” As he spoke, he walked towards Zhu Ying and Tian Fang.

Zhang Zhihui tugged at me and said, “Brother Guzi is so impatient! Haven’t you heard the old saying, ‘good things go well, good things go well’? Brother Zhang will recount the rest of it right now! ”

Hehe, “Hehe,” I asked you to be naughty, but if Jiang Lili can’t be my wife, then I will be rich! ”

When I heard Zhang Zhihui mention the two words “both men and money”, I couldn’t help but laugh. “Looks like Brother Zhang is still quite sincere, spending 1,300 miles to buy a Spartan spear for Jiang Lili; what else did you buy for her?”

Zhang Zhihui “hehe” laughed: “Sell however much you want, I will explain it to you slowly in the future;

After Zhang Zhihui finished this sentence, he once again began his narrating career that was full of ups and downs, half hidden — —

After Tian Fang hung up the phone, she felt a chill in her heart. However, when she thought about it, ever since Tian Fang found out that she and Jiang Lili made a peace in the woods, she had called him along the way, and even told him about the distribution department of fabric at 128 Eight-Eight Lane. Tian Fang seemed to be silently summoning all of them.

Zhang Zhihui thought about it and his expression became excited, like a surging river flowing to the east of the river, he thought to himself: Am I really Zhu Bajie [1] entering the Women’s Republic of China and becoming a sharp person? Not only would he do it with the beautiful female prisoner Jiang Lili; the next step Jiang Lili might even become her wife.

It was said: Lu Bu of the people, the horse in the red rabbit. Lu Bu had only used a mink cicada and was almost killed by Dong Zhuo. If it wasn’t for Wang Yun’s help, he would have already landed on the ground.

But Zhang Zhihui was like heaven and earth compared to Lu Bu, Zhang Zhihui’s Olander Car was comparable to a red rabbit on the ground.

Lu Bu may have been an officer to Wen Hou and a lieutenant to ride, but what of it? Wasn’t the White Gate Pavilion killed by Cao Cao?

Zhang Zhihui was a driver, but after sending the Ministry of Justice’s secret interviewing team, he had earned a lot of money. If he could get the most attention, it would be much better than opening a medicine store for Xi Men Qing.

Ten men, nine colors. No, there’s no problem with that.

Zhang Zhihui’s heart shook as he imagined this. He immediately opened his phone to receive a few more orders, then went to the fabric wholesale department to pull the fabric.

A message from the Great Cross to Jianghe Bay asking for a car jumped on the phone screen. The price displayed was 32 yuan.

Zhang Zhihui was overjoyed. He silently thought: Seems like I can earn another one or two hundred yuan before 6 o’clock without any problems. In the morning, the delivery department’s secret interviewing group earned a total of four hundred yuan.

Zhang Zhihui s heart shook as he drove the Oolander car to the corner of the street. Slowly, he saw a beautiful lady wearing only a bra and shorts, with a white sunscreen draped over her shoulders. She was wearing a pair of aviary glasses.

Zhang Zhihui parked the car in front of the beauty. The beauty skillfully opened the door of the car and sat on the passenger seat with her legs crossed.

Zhang Zhihui was dazzled by the beauty’s perky buttocks, long white shorts, and big waves.

The pretty girl had been in the car for a minute or two already, but Zhang Zhihui had actually forgotten to step on the gas pedal.

The pretty girl took off her camouflage mirror and looked at Zhang Zhihui with the “Hai” sound, “Big Brother, are you still waiting for someone? If I was waiting for someone, I wouldn’t be sitting in your car! ”

When the beautiful woman said this, Zhang Zhihui realized that his mind was elsewhere. He opened his mouth wide, “Oh, oh, oh … I don’t wait for people… “Just you …”