Urban Playboy - C97
Zhang Zhihui loaded the goods from Xu Yan’s fabric wholesale onto the road, then activated the Olander Car to leave the eight meter wide alley. As they walked towards the river on the western side of the Great Tang Old Street, due to an accident, a large carriage blocked their way for a long distance.
Zhang Zhihui was so angry that he scolded his for a while, the only thing he could do was to stop the car and wait for the accident to be resolved.
It was still almost half-way through the summer afternoon, and the sun was still kissing and licking like a dog’s tongue on the body; the hot, prickly, burning feeling had not subsided.
On the crowded asphalt road, the sun had melted the asphalt and the thorns were stuck onto the carriage wheel of the Olander Car. Zhang Zhihui felt that something was wrong and jumped off the carriage.
Hearing that, Zhang Zhihui became furious, he took out a steel rod from the trunk and pointed it at the driver: “F * ck, you want to curse me with your mouth? I wonder why your mother’s crotch is revealing you, an idiot! Come down and see if grandpa will break your legs! ”
The swearing driver saw that Zhang Zhihui, who was carrying a steel rod in his fat hands, had long let go of all his words and closed the window, not daring to make another sound. Zhang Zhihui had obtained a decisive victory.
Zhang Zhihui sat back in the car and peeked his head forward a few times. Seeing that the accident was still unsettled, the scorching heat waves were still coming towards Orlon’s car, he hastily shut the window and drove the air-conditioning to its highest point, the car’s temperature had once again returned to its previous cool state, but he still cursed in annoyance, “Hey, Xi Pi, every household and vehicle has their air-conditioners turned on in such a hot weather, it’s strange that the air is not contaminated!”
After Zhang Zhihui left the message, he became bored and took out his phone to call Tian Fang.
Tian Fang picked up the phone and called out: “Big Head Zhang, where are you!”
Tian Fang and Xu Yan had just talked through the phone, and was extremely satisfied with her plan for the test. However, she still wanted to tease Zhang Zhihui about his attitude towards the test, so she tried to force a conversation: “Big Head Zhang, did you pull the cloth up?”
“Pull it!” “Pull it!” Zhang Zhihui hurriedly said, “Boss, Xu Yan is really pretty ….”
When these words came out, Zhang Zhihui felt that his mouth had leaked some information, and could not help but laugh.
Tian Fang spoke angrily on the other end of the phone, “Xiao-Xiao, what are you laughing at? Big Head Zhang, you really are a hooligan, I told you to bring some cloth over, but you just stared at Xu Yan? Would Xu Yan, a beautiful husband, want it? This Zhu Jiu from your old villa lost his soul the moment he saw a woman. Did Xu Yan hook your soul away? ”
Zhang Zhihui was confused, he could only chuckle along with Tian Fang; he no longer had the chance to save the two words “beautiful”.
Think about it, the world is the most envious of women; one man says another woman is beautiful in front of one woman; what can one do if one does not scold her? It was a good thing that he didn’t get hit!
Tian Fang cursed without a care in the world, and then said: “Big Head Zhang, just look at Xu Yan, did you pull up the beautiful cloth yet?”
Zhang Zhihui saw that Tian Fang’s words seemed to have changed the situation and he quickly said: “We pulled it! He pulled it! “But now that there’s a traffic jam, I’m afraid I have to get to the women’s prison by 9 or 10 o’clock at night!”
Tian Fang did not make a sound, and after a moment of silence, she said: “During the shipment of the cloth, there were no obstructions, for example, made things difficult for us!”
Tian Fang’s words were like one stone and two birds with one. She already knew from Xu Yan’s mouth that Zhang Zhihui had paid the arrears of 2000 yuan — what kind of payment is this, wasn’t this a ploy that Tian Fang and Xu Yan came up with to test Zhang Zhihui?
Tian Fang naturally understood that Zhang Zhihui had given her 2,000 yuan before she loaded the cloth onto the carriage, and she had even loaded it herself; but she still wanted to hear what Zhang Zhihui had to say about Zhang Zhihui’s attitude towards this matter.
When Zhang Zhihui heard this question, Zhang Zhihui actually did not mention a word of him paying the two thousand Yuan; he even said that everything had gone smoothly, and that Xu Yan’s mouth was lying; that Big Sis Tian was the hero of the female army; that she was self-reliant and had plentiful food in prison and that she had reduced the burden on the country; and that she had managed to beat those corrupt officials down to the ground for nine lifetimes.
Zhang Zhihui is really flattering me! Which one of the people in the world doesn’t like to listen to the flattery of a euphemist? Zhang Zhihui’s flattering words made Tian Fang extremely happy; but she was still happy that Zhang Zhihui had paid 2000 yuan and said that nothing had happened. What difference was there between this and Lei Feng not leaving her name after doing something good? Zhang Zhihui was the living Lei Feng!
Tian Fang happily thought for a while, then asked: “Big Head Zhang, you didn’t do anything abnormal in front of me, Xu Yan, right?”
“No, no!” Zhang Zhihui anxiously said: “I swear to the heavens, I definitely did not do anything against the rules!”
Tian Fang laughed from the phone in an extremely serious manner: “You’re not being honest, I, Xu Yan, have brought a complaint to me!”
“Xu Yan complains!” Zhang Zhihui repeated Tian Fang’s words: “What did Xu Yan report?”
“Think about it!” Tian Fang pretended to be angry and emphasized: “If you’re not obedient, bring the cloth back, Tian Fang will not let you carry it!”
A buzzing sound rang in Zhang Zhihui’s head as his eyeballs rolled in their sockets. He was still at a loss: A woman’s heart is truly like a peach blossom water that changes every three months, why does Tian Fang ask such a question? Zhang Zhihui really didn’t do anything in front of Xu Yan!
Commander Zhang used his brain cells to comb through them one by one. Suddenly, he remembered that he had seen the crack in the middle of Xu Yan’s butt. Was this woman complaining in front of Tian Fang about this dirty thing?
Zhang Zhihui thought for a while, before thinking about it, he had to explain everything to Tian Fang;
Zhang Zhihui became spirited, cleared his throat, and said calmly: “Big sis, after you said this, Zhang Zhihui really remembered something!”
“I don’t blame you for anything as long as you explain it clearly!” Tian Fang said anxiously on the other end of the phone, but then she relaxed and said, “Actually, even if you didn’t tell Brother Zhang, Tian Fang would have already known. Xu Yan is probably just using this matter to explain herself!”
“Hey, hey, hey!” Zhang Zhihui continued: “Big sis, listen to me, I have seen Xu Yan’s butt, and even saw the crack in the middle of it, but this is not my fault! It was Xu Yan herself who pushed her butt up for me to see! ”
“Yo!” Tian Fang cried: “Xu Yan pouted his butt out for you to see? Could Xu Yan pout his butt for you to see? Who would believe that you must speak the truth, Big Head Zhang! ”
Hearing Tian Fang’s words, Zhang Zhihui’s face turned sullen and he explained, “Sister, Zhang Zhihui swore to the heavens that it was Xu Yan who stuck her butt out for me to see!”
“Nonsense!” Tian Fang laughed: “A beautiful woman would take the initiative to poke her butt out for you to see? “If you don’t let me see through you like this!”
Tian Fang’s words were spoken very vulgarly, causing Zhang Zhihui to be startled. She thought that this little bitch, Tian Fang, would become as noble and pure as a student from back then, when she was still young, like a courtesan on the beach during the time of the Republic of China.
Seeing that Zhang Zhihui was not going to answer her question, Tian Fang seriously said: “Big Head Zhang, then describe to me the situation at that time, if you don’t see how I can take care of you!”
Zhang Zhihui muttered to himself for a moment and laughed: “Alright, big sister, listen carefully. When I entered the door of the fabric department, I asked a 40 year old cleaning woman which one is Xu Yan!”
“That’s the janitor, Big Sis Yang Mei!” Tian Fang spoke out on the other end of the phone, “Big Sis Yang Mei is a janitor, a guard, and a porter. Although she is a woman, she has three responsibilities!”
“Oh, oh, oh!” It’s Big Sis Yang Mei! ” Zhang Zhihui continued with his speech: “When Big Sis Yang Mei saw me inquiring about Xu Yan, she led me to an office that was surrounded by glass. She reported to the inside that the woman, Jian Yu, was here to fetch goods, and there were echoes coming from the office. It’s Xu Yan’s voice. She told Yang Mei to let me in! ”
When I entered the glass-walled office, I saw a woman sitting at her desk on a computer, making forms. She told me she had been sent by Tian Fang, the women’s prison. “No, no, no,” Commander Zhang corrected himself. “I said that Didi took a taxi and drove between the city and the women’s prison. I also said that I wanted to bring some cloth to the governor of the Tian Prefecture’s clothing factory. Xu Yan answered without even turning her body around …