Use System To Flirt With Girls - C153

Yan Ge comfortably took a bath, and from the inside to the outside, he changed into Ji Fan Xi’s clothes. Inside was Ji Fan Xi’s pure white shirt and on the outside was a dark gray Ji Fan Xi’s collar and suit. The shirt and cuffs were all made of pure gold, and the weight of the gold Doudou was at least 300 grams.

His shoes, too, were a pair of Givenchy crocodile shoes, the tips of which glittered like mirrors.

“Damn!” So bright! You can be a mirror now. Are those trolley bums using this shoe as a mirror? “Hee hee …”

Looking at himself in the mirror, he revealed his signature naughty smile, “Hehe, look at his handsome appearance, his perfect body, brilliant smile, modest personality, thin clothes, taking off his clothes, strong strength and an idol’s temperament, hehe, what alien Yan Ge, he is clearly my husband!”

He looked himself up and down, saw his feet from the beginning, and suddenly noticed the twisted antenna hovering above his head. He was dismayed again, but soon he was excited again, remembering the fashion show at seven o’clock in the evening.

“Hehe, tonight, this antenna will become a beautiful scenery and everyone will be chasing after it. I am just the first person to eat a crab …”

He swayed three times with each step, trying to make the antenna above his head shake. Why did he lie so much yesterday that the antenna was already as thick and long as the intertwined roots of a banyan tree. It twisted and turned, black and thick, completely unable to be flung?

F * ck! How could this be! Don’t tell me that if I want to tell you the truth today, this isn’t my style! I have always been a fake!

He shook it again, but still did not swing it. He gave up decisively and started humming a little tune again.

“Lick MiMi, I’ll lick MiMi with a smile. It’s better if I sleep with you than with the spring breeze …”

He entered his office. The sunlight was sufficient to make the entire office look very bright. The big black cat came out of the Magic Ring with a “meow” sound.

He sat down and put his feet up on the counter. He looked at the clock on the wall. It was already 7: 30. The company meeting would be held in half an hour’s time in the conference room.

“F * ck!” This week’s work is a lot. As the CEO, walking to the peak of life is really not easy. Tsk tsk … ”

He saw that it was still early, so he took the cup of cappuccino and opened the computer to browse the web. He first opened a portal, and a line of big red headlines appeared — “Top Class Hao Men’s Holy Banquet — The World’s Most Famous Clothing Designers”. Below it was a group of high-definition photos.

“Damn!” Tsk tsk, his speed is really fast! The spring wind blew ten miles in one night! ”

The corners of his mouth curled up as he smiled evilly. He pressed the left mouse and enlarged the picture. Then, he took off his legs and carefully looked at it.

The first beauty was a standard cute loli. With a height of one meter 68, the ratio was exceptionally perfect.

“Tsk tsk!” This is really a leg below the chest! ” Yan Ge started to praise his as he looked up greedily.

Lolita was wearing a pair of red boots with short white edges. She was wearing navy blue jeans over her crossed legs, which made her legs look straight and long. On her slightly raised hips was a white shirt with a large collar, which she tucked into her jeans.

“Skillful, refreshing, standard sister student!” “Tsk tsk!” While praising, he looked up along the loli’s long white neck.

She was smiling sweetly, exposing two neat rows of white teeth. Two small dimples appeared on her rosy cheeks, making her smile look even more mesmerizing. Along the bridge of her nose, there was a pair of black eyes reflecting light between her long, curved eyelashes.

The loli bent her head and her bright smile made the two pink cat ears seem even more youthful and energetic.

“Damn!” A master is a master! His attacks were indeed extraordinary! Tsk tsk! Cat girl! Sexy, charming, suitable for the student population. The effect was truly extraordinary! I have to remember this. I have to arrange for Su Rui to hurry up and register a trademark to produce this cat ear! ”

He took out a notebook and quickly noted down this idea. Then, he turned his gaze to the second cute beauty and placed his hand on her head.

This beauty was wearing a baseball uniform and skating shoes. She was jumping in the air and on the ground was a five-colored and six-colored skateboard. Hehe, it was a moving loli. Yes, let me see what she had on her head. He slowly moved his hand away and first a Yankee HIPHOP baseball cap appeared.

“Hehe, let me see what kind of antenna is on TOMBOY’s head!” Yan Ge suddenly took his hands away, his eyes immediately opened wide in shock, and very quickly, he pointed at the screen and laughed.

“F * ck!” He really is a master! I can f * cking think about it, why didn’t I think of it!? “Tsk tsk!”

Two thick earmuffs protruded from the sides of the skateboard girl’s baseball cap, and two multicolored antennas appeared on top of each earmuff. Under the contrast of the blue sky and white clouds, they appeared even more punk and dynamic.

“Awesome!” Simple, practical, direct! These skateboarders loved punk music, so they needed this metallic antenna! “We have to hurry up and produce even this!”

Yan Ge took out a pen and made some notes. At the moment, he was completely immersed in his work.

“To accurately target different people, alien elements will inundate the entire world. And this alien storm is only just starting. The next step will be to make a movie about aliens online, a big movie, and an online drama that will be produced through all channels, anime, games, dolls …”

“Hahaha …” If you don’t fish in a net, you will always be caught in a net! I will get more and more rich every day and climb to the peak of humanity! ”

After a fit of raucous laughter, he looked carefully at the third beauty in the picture.

“Tsk tsk!” This was awesome! The Yu Sisters loved it the most! Uncle’s killer! ”

The girl in the picture was deliberately dressed up to look very mature. She was dressed in a pair of slacks and a beige windbreaker, but on her head, there was a red antenna that was bigger than a straw hat and shaped like a spider web. The antenna coiled and intertwined, and on one side of the spider web, there was a cute little spider made of a cloth.

“Tsk tsk!” He had fallen into the net! This is a good theme. People now live in all kinds of networks, networking, the Internet… ”

He pointed at the screen and laughed again. Seeing this beautiful lady dressed like a royal sister, he suddenly had an inexplicable impulse, and his lower regions felt hot and dry.

Heavenly Eye System, open! Yan Ge failed. The oneesan in the picture was still dressed the same, but the smile on her face became even wider, as if she was mocking him.

“Damn!” When you go back, you have to give the Master System some advice. In the future, your pictures, videos and so on can all be seen by the Heaven’s Eyes! ” As he talked to himself, he tapped open the second set of photos.

The first man was a cute little shota. He was wearing a hat and casual attire, looking very handsome under the sun. He also had an antenna on his head, but the antenna on his head had two short horns instead.

“Haha, he has horns on his head and a tail on his back. His appearance looks so cute, but his creativity is limitless!” “Tsk tsk!”

He hit the left mouse button and a second picture of a man appeared.

This time it was a young man wearing plaid pants and a pair of sunglasses. He had a smirk on his face as he raised his middle finger. He also had an antenna on his head. The two antennas were camouflaged with two bundles of hair and stood up arrogantly.

“Hehe, that’s good!” Say NO for your fucking life! Refusing to act rashly, refusing to act mediocre! Rather than struggling on the edge of death, it was better to calmly burn it! Raising your middle finger high to life, you have to overturn everything! ”

Looking at this completely different and shocking photo, Yan Ge laughed out loud. He switched on the printer, browsing through the next page while printing out the pictures in front of him.

The next photo was that of a middle-aged man with a full beard. He was sitting by the sea, struggling to lift his fishing rod under the setting sun. Under the setting sun, his figure looked very valiant.

“Enough men!” Yan Ge laughed, this idea was really good. On the fishing cap of this middle-aged man, there were two thick and long, curved antennas erected high up, matching with the exaggerated pattern on the veil covering his face, it really looked like a monster.

“Haha, I believe this clothing show will definitely succeed. Just looking at these pictures is enough to make people’s blood boil!”

He opened a video commercial. It was a video of a clothing press conference from the three cities of Tianjing, Shenjiang, and Yangcheng.

A blue planet appeared in the darkness, spinning alone. With the voice-over, three adorable aliens appeared.

“Damn!” Mengmeng, Xuan, Pervert Old Man, tsk tsk, this must be Mengmeng’s idea. Choosing Pervert Old Man as an alien was too similar! “Tsk tsk …”

He lit a cigarette and studied it.

“The Snow Mountain Ice Shrimp from Mars survived three thousand years of tribulations and was about to take human form, but at the last moment, it was eaten by a cat spirit, so the humans avoided the invasion of the Snow Mountain Ice Shrimp from Mars and continued to reproduce for another thousand years. Today, we should celebrate, however, the day before yesterday, Mi’s pirate spaceship sent back the latest pictures of Mars, and the thousands of years of snow mountains on Mars have already melted and dried up, so we don’t have to worry about the invasion of the Snow Mountain Ice Shrimp anymore. Have they completely perished? Of course it was NO! This is because the Snow Mountain Ice Shrimp has completely invaded us! ”

The scene changed and one by one, they transformed into their human forms. Waving their pair of Ao Pi’s, two long tentacles like Snow Mountain Ice Shrimps swayed above their heads. After being struck by a bolt of lightning, they transformed into their human forms!

The voice then sounded again, “They are among us humans, making it impossible for us to distinguish them. The only way for us to protect ourselves is to pretend to be them, so that they can’t figure out if we are friends or foe. The answer is to put on an ice shrimp antenna that can protect us from a thousand years of thunder tribulation!”

With the sound of the voice from the painting, the video switched to another scene. A dreamy, planetary nebula appeared, and a rain of meteors constantly flashed by. The distant supernova explosion caused the universe to explode, blocking out the sun’s rays.

The voice sounded again, “Scientists have recently demonstrated that the fourth millennium thunder tribulation is about to happen, but this lightning tribulation does not affect our carbon-based organisms. Although the Snow Mountain ice shrimp has advanced at a high speed, crossing from the seventh spiral arm of the solar system to our third spiral arm, the words of the carbon-based organisms have transcended time, because we once had bright days, our dreams and desires will turn into beam particles, and we will smoothly cross this dangerous millennium and complete our new journey. After passing through 940 million kilometers, the blue planet will return here next year. We will complete this trip at a speed of 29.93 km/s, Mach a pleasant journey!”

“Damn!” Who wrote this? Really? Fake? This Pervert Old Man sure is f * cking like a Snow Mountain Ice Shrimp. Bowing and carrying it on his back, are Yan Mengmeng and Yan Xuanxuan thinking of eating crayfish again?

Just as Yan Ge was about to look at the poster again, the bell on the wall chimed.

“Eight o’clock!” It’s time for the meeting! ” He stood up, picked up his notebook and walked out.