Use System To Flirt With Girls - C154
Just as Yan Ge walked out of the office, the general manager and secretary, Yan Mengmeng’s, voice came over, “Chairman Yan, hurry up. Everyone is here, we’re just waiting for you!”
“Oh?” He looked towards the direction of the voice and could not help but be stunned. Damn it, this little girl, she had not shown her face in two days, so much so that she could topple cities and topple nations.
She had combed her hair into a ponytail and was swaying right and left behind her head. Her pitch black pupils were twinkling under the long eyelashes.
“Cough cough, I was busy last night. I feel really tired now …” Yan Ge stretched his body and walked towards Yan Mengmeng. When he was a meter away from her, he opened his arms and hugged her.
“Busy all night? “Hehe, it’s a pub that’s been drinking all night. What a big taste …” Yan Mengmeng frowned, he used his hands to cover his nose and gently moved to the side.
“Hehe, drinking is also a job. You don’t know that in Hua Xia Country, if you want to accomplish many things smoothly, you have to talk about it at the reception. Seeing you drink, your feelings are shallow. As he spoke, he once again embraced Yan Mengmeng.
Yan Mengmeng once again dodged to the side with a smile, “Don’t move, be careful that I don’t sue you for sexual harassment!”
“I’m just joking. Forget it, I won’t make trouble for you anymore …” Seeing Yan Mengmeng’s vigilant look, he shook his head, dispelling the thought of eating her tofu.
The two of them walked towards the conference room, Yan Mengmeng intentionally distanced herself one meter away from him and landed behind him. A gust of wind blew past, causing the perfume on his body to spread outwards, causing Yan Mengmeng to sniff and frown. With the smell of the perfume mixed in the air, Yan Mengmeng took a whiff and laughed.
“You must have gone to drink flower wine. The scent on your body is so strong, it must have been last night with Tingting and Doudou, the two great beauties …” Yan Mengmeng looked on with wide eyes, his eyes were filled with craftiness, but Yan Ge had already stopped. He turned around and lifted up his arm to smell his own body, with a look of innocence, he shrugged his shoulders.
“Impossible, I’ve already bathed. What kind of nose is this?” “Even smarter than dogs?!” As he spoke, he moved closer to her.
When he was only a meter away from Yan Mengmeng, he saw that she still had no intention to dodge and shouted loudly, “Let me smell the fragrance of your body!” He suddenly opened his hands and smelled Yan Mengmeng’s body with her head stretched out.
“I touched your sister!” “Let’s hurry up and enter for the meeting!” Yan Mengmeng, who was already prepared for this, once again moved to the side and dodged behind him. With a smile, she pushed him from the back and pushed him into the conference room.
F * ck! Why are there so many people today! He glanced around and saw that the conference room was full of people.
“It’s the monthly meeting today. Chairman Yan, all the heads of departments are here.” Yan Mengmeng also walked in and stopped smiling to explain.
“That’s great. The company definitely needs to deploy a lot of businesses …” Yan Ge sat down and looked at the others who were staring at him in surprise. He pretended not to see anything, but he started to curse the System in his heart again.
F * ck, I have to wear the antenna until midnight tonight. This time, so many department heads have come, and the image that I have built up with great difficulty is done for! Bastard, bastard, ball!
Who are you scolding?
Suddenly, the system’s voice sounded from the void.
Master System, why did you come out? Good morning!
Yan Ge was astonished.
Good my ass! Were you scolding me?
The System sounded angry.
No! I am just grumbling. That ‘f * * k’ and ‘f * cking’ are the catchwords. They don’t mean anything to you! If you feel uncivilized, I can change it! Master System.
Yan Ge could hear the anger of the Master System, and a flattering look on its face. It sounded careful with its words, but he could not recall anything about it scolding just now.
What about that “bastard bastard ball” he mentioned afterwards?!
“Bastard bastard ball”? Did I say that? I don’t remember!
Yan Ge thought about it, he seemed to have quietly cursed this, and his face immediately darkened. He did not expect this Master System’s ears to be so sensitive, and felt that it was monitoring him at all times.
No impression? You don’t want to admit it, right? Heh heh …
The Master System sneered. She imitated Yan Ge’s “hehe” two times.
No, Master System, I don’t have an impression at all. I’m not right, I’m guilty, I’m wrong, I’ll think about it …
Yan Ge cupped his fist at the air in his mind with a face full of flattery.
This is more like it. If it wasn’t for those two bottles of Flying Moutai, I would have gotten rid of your ability right now.
Hehe, I knew that the Master System would be good to me, so I didn’t want to part with it, right?
Humph! Stop flattering me! Are there any complaints about wearing an antenna to help upgrade the system?
Hehe, no! Not a shred! I promise!
Yan Ge once again raised his right hand with a serious face.
That’s good! If you don’t want to wear it, I’ll change the host!
Don’t! Please don’t! Master System, I am advancing to the peak of my life, you better not! Today, I was planning to honor you with a few bottles of Flying Moutai, hehe …
Yan Ge smiled fawningly towards the sky, because he had committed himself too much, his face had actually appeared. When the various department heads participating in the meeting saw his expression, they looked at each other and held back their laughter as they lowered their heads, thinking to themselves, This Young Master Yan is truly a fake, he had already started acting crazy this early in the morning, who knows what kind of good thing is going on in his head.
Yan Ge was completely unaware, and continued to smile fawningly at the empty space.
I guess that’s a good idea. Since I’ve gotten addicted to alcohol, I might as well drink two bottles of it now. That’s right, the sharp and spicy cucumber from yesterday was very clear, pleasant to the mouth, and those mutton skewers were also very genuine.
But if I am in a meeting, Master System, can you give me half an hour, or at most half an hour!
That won’t do, who asked you to scold me, if you do something wrong, you must be punished. Hehe, don’t waste your breath, drink while you’re at the meeting!
The System’s voice disappeared into thin air.
Yan Ge’s face was filled with black lines.
“Cough cough, chairman, can we start the meeting now?” Seeing his dejected look, Yan Mengmeng coughed lightly and woke him up.
“Cough cough, um, just now I thought of some of the company’s long-term plans, some of them are smuggled thoughts, haha, this is the first time meeting with many colleagues today, how about this, let’s change the style of the meeting, eating and drinking while chatting, how about it?!” “To be able to bridge the gap between our relationship and be honest with others …”
He looked at everyone’s dumbstruck look, and then coughed lightly, laughing, “Cough cough, no one should be surprised, but Russia, the President Yeltsin and his government ministers all have this kind of meeting, I heard the results are very good, that Yan Xuanxuan, you order some takeout, get some pickled cucumber, Tianjing pickled vegetables, and some mutton skewers, we’ll take the wine from our company’s warehouse, the Sky Mushroom …”
“Alright, Chairman Yan.” Yan Xuanxuan looked at him, nodded and agreed, then picked up the phone and turned to leave.
“That Xuanxuan, you have to be quick!” Yan Ge turned his head to say another sentence, only to be met with a roll of the eyes from Yan Xuanxuan.
Let’s not talk anymore. Everyone, let’s introduce ourselves first, let’s get to know each other, I’ve been so busy in the past few days that I haven’t had the time to meet up with everyone, what about this, everyone will be giving 100,000 yuan as a reward, after that, just go to the Treasurer Yan Xuanxuan to get it. Then I’ll introduce myself first, let’s talk clockwise, ah, if you don’t want to punish someone who sings …
Laughing, everyone’s face lit up. One hundred thousand! The reward for this meeting was a hundred thousand yuan! The boss was amazing!
Seeing that everyone was laughing, Yan Ge knew that his trick to win over people’s hearts had worked. Damn it, truly money makes one want to work harder, whoever is disobedient will pay for it with all their might, those who are disobedient will die of anger.
“Hehe, I, Yan Ge, have come to Tianjing for half a month and am in charge of our company. I believe that everyone has seen quite a lot of news about me in the media recently, I can’t be bothered to explain myself, but from now on, as long as you are willing to listen to me and work hard, your reward will double every month. As for those who are unwilling to work and disobedient, I’m sorry, I will immediately kick you out of here! I believe that everyone knows how I dealt with my cousin Yan Dongping last week. I have already said all sorts of ugly things, and am not afraid of doing something wrong, but I did it on purpose.
“Alright, I’ll support Chairman Yan’s decision!” Yan Mengmeng and Su Rui took the lead and shouted. At the same time, everyone also clapped with all their might, and their eyes filled with passion.
“My name is Yan Mengmeng, I’m the general manager of the company, I’m responsible …” Yan Mengmeng who was seated to his left stood up and introduced herself. Before she finished introducing herself, Yan Xuanxuan had brought two employees to push three supermarket shopping carts in.
After Yan Mengmeng finished introducing herself, Yan Ge waved her hand, and let Su Rui who was just about to stand up and sit down, “Since food and drinks are here, then let’s eat, drink and chat at the same time. We can speak freely and give suggestions for the company’s future development! As for the self-introductions, we’re still drinking! ”
When a few sensible managers heard this, they immediately stood up and ran over to Yan Xuanxuan’s side to help divide the dishes and wine. When the others saw this, they also started to move, pouring wine and dividing the cups, seeing everyone’s excitement and busyness, Yan Ge revealed a brilliant smile.
The strong cohesion of a company is the motivation for its development. Looking at this, the goal has already been achieved. The next step is just to find an opportunity to let the capable make a fortune and get rid of those who mess around.
Seeing that everyone had their own cup of wine, Yan Ge coughed lightly twice, attracting everyone’s attention, “Cough cough, I know that everyone is definitely not used to drinking in the morning, and at work as well, we are also not used to it, we are not used to it, and what we need now is to break this habit of following the rules, I am spouting too much nonsense, haha, this is simply not my style, come, cheers!”
He stood up and raised his glass high in the air. In the sunlight, his silhouette was like a bull that had lowered its head as it charged forward.
“Everyone! “Cheers!”
“F * ck!”
Everyone drank it all in one gulp.
“A good man has three helpers and a fence has three stakes. Here, let’s drink another toast!” Good things come in pairs! ” Yan Ge looked at everyone’s flushed faces and raised his cup again.
Everyone drank it all in one gulp.
“A single person is not worth mentioning. Let’s go to a feast!” Come! Come! “Cheers!”
Soon, three cups of wine were downed. Under the influence of the alcohol, everyone started to talk more and their thoughts became more active. First, a manager from the production department came over with a cup in his hand.
“Chairman Yan, my name is Xiao Ke. I’m the manager of the production department. Here’s to you!”
“Hehe, Xiao Ke, good, come, let us brothers drink three! “My servant’s principle is that if you can drink, you can do it!”
After the two of them clinked cups for three consecutive times, the little one left with her face and ears flushed red.
“Chairman Yan, what’s my name? I’m the manager of the Advertising Department. I also want to toast you!” A middle-aged bald man walked over.
“Heh, Big Brother He, come! Do it well! Well done, I will reward you with a big house at the end of the year! “Come, cheers!”
“Really?” These words of his made him want to cry.
“Of course it’s true! Not just you, as long as everyone does their job well! At the end of the year, I will give myself a house! ”
Just as he finished speaking, the antenna above his head, which was twisted like a tree root, actually disappeared with a swoosh.
F * ck! This antenna knows I’m sincere, tsk tsk!
He laughed.
“Chairman Yan, with your words, why would I risk my life to do a good job!” His eyes had already begun to bleed, but he still drank a large cup of wine in one breath. Immediately, his face turned red like a monkey’s butt.
“Brother He, is your alcohol tolerance good enough?” You can’t drink it, but you can? ” Looking at him, Yan Ge started to worry in his heart. Damn it, don’t drink out something like heart disease or high blood pressure.
“It’s fine, Chairman Yan. As you said, you can drink as much as you want! “What kind of person do I have to be like this!” After saying that, he took the initiative to move the cup over and gulped down the second cup.
“Chairman Yan, I’ll do it, I’ll do it!” He then shook the cup in his hand. Suddenly, his vision went black and the cup fell to the floor. He fell down like a soft noodles.
F * ck! What was there to be afraid of? This was a crime caused by cerebral hemorrhage! It could be life-threatening.
The instant he fell to the ground, Yan Ge threw away the cup in his hands and hugged him tightly. Seeing his complexion turn purple, he knew that he must be too agitated.