Use System To Flirt With Girls - C88
Just as Saburo was driving away, a big Cherokee on the corner of the street followed him. Elder Sikong had a complacent look on his face, “Where are you going, brat? He had actually opened the Magic Ring’s spatial storage. The golden scales really were not something that could be found in the pond. Why does it feel so awkward? The language of the people of Earth is really quite complicated… ”
Elder Sikong scratched his head, becoming suspicious again. Without hesitation, he followed close behind, keeping a distance of 200 meters between himself and Sabon.
A black elegant pavilion followed behind the big cherokee at a leisurely pace. Gong Shan had a playful smile on his face, “This is getting more and more interesting, Yan Ge is actually being watched by this Old Man with the surname Si. It seems like the two mountain encounters still have some story behind it …”
Yan Ge didn’t know that he had already fallen behind with his two tails. Using his own car’s high performance and his own professional level of driving skills, he sped up in the traffic.
At an intersection, Yan Ge braked and stopped the car, the distance between the two of them was less than 20 cm, “Damn it! Do you know how to drive? This way, people will die without knowing it! ” He pressed down the horn, venting his dissatisfaction by the sound of the horn. He looked at his watch. It had already been twenty minutes, but there was still a bit more than two-thirds of the way to Yi Long Manor. This made him anxious.
After waiting anxiously for over 60 seconds, the red and green light at the intersection finally became green. Yan Ge pressed the throttle and was about to start moving, but the car in front had no intention of leaving, and did not move at all.
He slid down the window, stuck his head out, pressed the horn hard, and shouted, “The car in front, can we hurry? I have an emergency here!”
The car window in front slid down and a coarse voice came out, “Press what? I’m in a hurry to die! ” Following that, a long haired, flirtatious face stuck out and glared at Yan Ge.
“Holy sh * t, it’s a two-tailed egg?!” Was this brat transgender or was he just pretending to be a girl?! Is it a man or a woman? ” Yan Ge started perspiring profusely as he slammed the door of the car and walked out.
“Hey bro, I’m in a hurry, can you move?” Yan Ge spoke politely. He didn’t know if this person was a woman or a man, and didn’t dare to get angry.
Who are you calling brother? Who’s your brother? You are insulting me. I am a woman. Do you have eyes? “Is there a man with such a beautiful appearance, humph!” The twin-tailed man glared at him again, but slid the window of the car back up and sat looking at himself slowly in the mirror, stroking a white bulldog in his lap with his other hand.
Damn, this androgynous thing wants to mess with me, I’m going to take it?!
Yan Ge’s face sunk, he went up and knocked on the car window, “I say, beauty, I made a mistake just now, let me apologize to you, can you drive the car forward? Just now, the brakes were too quick, it was too close, the cars behind were all blocked, there was no way for them to reverse it! “I have urgent matters to attend to …”
“No way!” Ertou slid a bit of the glass open and glared at her. He then stroked the bulldog on his lap. “Stop barking, baby. Don’t be angry …”
At this time, the big black cat jumped into Yan Ge’s embrace with a “meow” sound. It exploded all the fur on its body and straightened its tail. He lay in Ertou Zi’s arms with his tail rolled up to the bottom of his stomach and peed loudly.
Damn, he actually scared this dog to the point of peeing?! Tsk tsk, that was awesome!
Yan Ge couldn’t help but laugh as he stroked the big black cat in his arms.
“I’m going to beat you to death! How dare you scare our family’s treasure?! I’m not going to live anymore, I’m going to kill you!” Ertou Zi pushed open the door of the car, and rushed out as if he was crazy, waving his fists in the air to scratch Yan Ge’s face.
Wait, are you being reasonable?” Yango growled, backing away. He was not sure whether this man was a man or a woman, and he was even more confused when he got out of the car, for the man with the thick voice was wearing a bright dress.
“I’ll kill you!” I’ll beat you to death! ” Seeing that Yan Ge was retreating, Er Wei Zi became even more crazy and continued to wave his hands to grab at’s face.
At this moment, the traffic on this road was completely paralyzed. There were many cars and more pedestrians. Many people picked up their phones and began to take photos with interest.
“This woman is very powerful. Look at how she beat up that man. He doesn’t even have the ability to fight back!”
“That man isn’t a good person either. Look at him carrying a black cat with earphones on his head. He even had his antenna erected so high. He deserves to be beaten!”
“Why does this man look so familiar? I seem to have seen him before. I remember now! He’s online!” It was the person who saved the policewoman! His name is Yan Ge! ”
“Yes, yes, it’s him! Bring an antenna and pretend to be an alien! ”
The surrounding people gathered more and more, and even more people recognized that this was the man who saved the police flower, and all of the phones were aimed at the miserable Yan Ge.
“Stop!” Stop it right now! If you continue to act so rashly, I’ll call the police! ”
One after another, they blocked Yan Ge’s path of retreat, and he leaned his back against the carriage.
“Call the police, I’m waiting for you to call the police!” As Ertou Zi said this, he reached out his hand towards his face with a fearless expression.
The Heavenly Eye System had opened!
Yan Ge saw that the woman’s neck actually revealed a thick throat, but he was still unsure in his heart. With a thought, the woman became completely naked in front of him.
F * ck! He really was straight! F * ck, he’s actually pretending to be a girl!
Yan Ge sneered, through the Heavenly Eye System, he had already understood that this woman had a pile of tough flesh.
“You’re still laughing? I’ll scratch you to death!” Erdou Zi raised both his hands and swung his arms, madly clawing at the air.
“Fuck you!” This time, Yan Ge was no longer polite. He stomped his foot on Er Tou Zi’s stomach, and with a thump, Er Tou Zi sat on the ground.
“F * ck, hurry up and f * ck off, you pervert!” You’re not getting out of here! This young master has lied down with your pants on! ” Yan Ge patted his clothes and tidied up his messy hair, his gaze becoming sharp.
Since she wasn’t a woman, then it couldn’t be considered as a violation of the principle of not hitting women.
“He hit someone!” He had bullied a woman! He even wants to lie flat on my pants! ” Ertou sat on the ground, slapping his hands and legs as he howled.
“Why is this man like this? No matter how reasonable he is, you can’t hit a woman!”
“That’s right, to think he would be a hero saving a beauty. With just a glance, you can tell that he’s just a popinjay who didn’t have good intentions. Maybe he’s trying to seduce that police flower? Pah!”
“That’s right, that’s simply too shameless!” Take the photos and post them on the internet. This kind of person can’t let him become a hero! ”
“What did you say?” What kind of hero is this? ”
“Can’t you see? This brat is the man who saved the naked policewoman on the internet and was even received by the chief of police in Tianjing city.
The surrounding people started to discuss, and some even started to send the recorded video to their WeChat Moments, which was filled with curses. In just a few minutes, the matter had already exceeded Yan Ge’s imagination, and it started to ferment rapidly.
“A gentleman is magnanimous, while a lowly person is often a chicken. Whatever you say, I don’t have the time to care about you!” Yan Ge started to run towards Sa Bo Ban. It was only half an hour away from two o’clock.
“Don’t run!” Ertou who was sitting on the ground grabbed his thigh and hugged him tightly.
F * ck! He was showing no respect!
Yan Ge’s face sank, “Let go! If you don’t f * cking let go, I’ll lie on your pants! “You freak!” Yan Ge swung it with all his might, but he was held even tighter by Er Tou Zi.
From the distance came the sound of sirens, and from the distance two police motorcycles were approaching with flashing lights.
“Don’t even think about escaping! “Police, come quickly, he hit someone!” When Erguotou saw the police, he hugged them even more tightly.
“Fuck you!” Your father is lying on your face now, you damned pervert. You are even more disgusting than that Pervert Old Man! ” Yan Ge secretly used his strength and pinched Er Wei Zi’s Inner Entrance Point with his thumb, causing this asexual to scream in pain and release his hand.
This time, Yan Ge did not stay polite any longer, and went up to pull Er Tou Zi’s skirt, and with a “Si La” sound, tore it off, “Fuck you, I’ll make you f * cking act!”
Amidst everyone’s shocked cries, Yan Ge tore off Ertou’s bra with force and revealed two balls of flesh. The size was actually 36D.
“You scoundrel!” Stop! ”
“Abnormal!” “Stop!”
“And this is still saving a hero, it’s definitely a f * cking fake!”
Yan Ge laughed coldly, he shook his bra off and threw it on the ground, then used his strength to pull off Er Wei’s underwear, “Ladies, young ladies, close your eyes!”
A pile of flesh was revealed in front of their eyes. The bustling scene suddenly became quiet. Everyone who was able to see was dumbfounded!
“Holy sh * t!” This woman is fake! ”
“Damn!” So the one sitting on the ground is a freak! ”
“Damn, what a waste of emotion!”
“…”
Hearing the commotion, Yan Ge shook the underwear in his hand and threw it at the face of the already dumbfounded Ertou. He spat towards him and quickly ran towards Sa Boa Ban, now that there were only 25 minutes of time, he had to leave immediately.