Vampire Primogenitor - Chapter 11：Meaning

Chapter 11: Meaning

“Yoh!” I greet the elven beauty in front of me like we know each other for a long time.

“How should I address you?” she said emotionlessly

“Hmmm…. Let’s see… how about Honey? Darling? Husband? Dear? Love? Sweetheart? Handsome? Or you could also call me my E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. Since I have a really good mood today I will give you a special service and allow you to call me in one of those I said earlier. Now! Grab the chance and select one. This is your only chance so don’t hesitate and chose your heart content.”

Alice coldly looks at me and said

“So you’re name is piece of trash! Nice to meet you piece of trash! My name is Alice Ashdown.

Unfortunately, from now on I will assist you in managing this world and explain to you how things work here. So please ask anything and I will assist you. Especially, if you want me to stab those eyes that keep looking at my breast or if you want me to castrate that thing that can’t help but play up and down I will also help you. Isn’t it annoying how about I give you a gentle C.U.T. Oh I will also give you a special service, if you want to die please step forward and I will gently slice those limbs, hmmm they look so smooth and tender that makes me slowly skin it and slowly cut it.”

After she’s done talking I suddenly tremble.

“How can it be? This shouldn’t have supposed to happen. According to a certain novel, elves should be kind and gentle especially to their master. So she’s supposed to run to me while fidgeting and say “Welcome home honey. What do you want to do first? Dinner, bath or M.E? while bending down and exposing her cleavage in front of my eyes with a red face!

That is how it should happen! Why is the scenario different and gave me a sadist elven beauty when I’m not M!

Hmmm. That’s right! It got to be a bug! Hmm. Hmm.. it should be a bug! Hello GM? GM? GM! Answer the fuc*ing call and fix this bug and give me my ideal elven woman or I will sue your company! GM! Fu*k!”

“What a trashy game, to think they have a serious bug and they didn’t even fix it. Hmmm, maybe they go bankrupt.” I said while trying to convince my self

“Who are you talking to, piece of trash?’

“Shut up! You’re just a bug, a bugged old woman; you don’t have the rights of talking to me. You can only talk if I ask you a question understand!?”

“Who’s the old woman! FYI I’m only 1,000,405 years old! I am still young hmmpp!”

“1,000,405? Young!? Who are you kidding? A 3 years old kid? Your way too old and qualified to be my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother and you’re saying you’re young? You should tell that to me if the sun rose from the west!”

“Then I’m young! Cause the sun always rises from the west, hmmp.”

Crap! I forgot that I’m in a different world.

“I don’t care, just don’t talk to me!” I said and prepared to go out

“As if I want to talk to you! It’s not like I want for you to stay here and talk to me because I’m lonely having no one to talk too, hmmp!”

” I said don’t talk to m……” before I finish my sentence, her word rang to my mind

It’s not like I want for you to stay here and talk to me because I’m lonely having no one to talk too, It’s not like I want for you to stay here and talk to me because I’m lonely having no one to talk too, It’s not like I want for you to stay here and talk to me because I’m lonely having no one to talk too.

‘I want for you to stay here’

‘I’m lonely having no one to talk too’

‘I want for you to stay here’

‘I’m lonely having no one to talk too’

‘This pattern, this tone, this behavior, there is only one creature that has this characteristic, the legendary anime attitude! There is no mistake.

She is one of those moe characters I love.

‘Tsundere! It’s an agressive tsudere. Crap! Although I love them, I heard from a friend that tsundere is not a girlfriend material. Hmmm, what did he says about tsundere, ahh I remember?

He told me a list of do’s and don’t

1: don’t look at her with a perverted look and absolutely avoid having an accident of touching her breast or looking up her skirt. If you do the 2nd and 3rd, then be prepared for you visiting a hospital.

2: Refrain from insulting her, especially the heavy ones.

3: Compliment her without even a slight of sarcasm.

‘There should still a lot more but I forgot them. Now, what should I do? First, I stared at her breast. Second, I insult her. Hmmm… then I can only do that. I call it ‘operation Flirt with her’

I slowly turned to her with a smile on my face

“Just kidding, did I fool you? Well you see, the first time I saw you I thought how beautiful you are (even though I was the one who set her face up) and really wants to see your angry face so I deliberately make you angry, and just as I expected, you really are beautiful. Are you still angry? Alright, I apologize. I’m sorry miss beautiful I won’t do it again, so please grant me your radiant smile pretty please.” I said to her while trying my best not to be discovered

After she heard what I said. She suddenly turns around and put her hands and her cheeks and softly said

“What should I do? He said I’m beautiful; this is the first time someone said that to me.

Oh no, I called him piece of trash earlier, well he looks at my breast! But he only looks because he said he finds me beautiful. Ahh, he’s still waiting for me to answer and give him a smile. Unnn… I just give him a smile sins he really wants it badly” Alice softly said and thought that I didn’t hear her mumbling.

Alice turns around and looks at me and said

“Hmmpp! Since you apologized and it’s your first time here I will forgive you and let you at this time.”

‘What happened to your action earlier and where is the smile you’re supposed to give me since I really want it badly?’

“Thanks, ah, I forgot. I’m Liam, Liam Anderson, please call me Liam. Can I call you by your name?

“Since you want it badly, I shall give you permission to do so”

“Then since where friends, I will just call you Alice, right? Alice.” I said with a smile

“Who are friends with you?!”

“Alice, can I ask you something?”

“As long as it’s related to this place”

“Then, can I ask you first why is this called uratan planet when I can only see a 3 hectares barren land and why are you called uratan spirit? What thus uratan mean?”

“This world is really a planet; you can only see 3 hectares land because if you want this place to expand you must bring soil in this place. For example, you want trees to grow in this place, you must use “Vacuum on a tree along with the soil on the outside world and suck it into here. If you want a sea then go to a sea on the outside and use vacuum again and open a large vortex so that the sea water would enter here.

Why am I called uratan’s spirit? Simple, it was because I was made from the Uratan Empire that is situated from another galaxy.

As for the meaning of Uratan, it is a language of the Uratan Empire which means “My beloved”

‘Hmmm…. So I can expand this place up. Hehehhe so if I swallow the village and brought it here…. With this, I can build my own kingdom and avoid the watchful eyes of the church. Wait a minute? Aren’t I growing too fast? And what is this feeling?

I just can’t stop thinking what would I have to pay that I become extremely lucky.

Just like a saying on earth “There is no free lunch in this world” so what is the price? Ah forget it; it’s not the time to keep worrying about that.

Let’s analyze what Alice just said. She said there is another galaxy and they have a technology of creating her. Then if they can create something amazing like this then they must have others who possess this kind of world and they must have an advanced technology that is more advance than earth. Sigh! Will there be a galactic battle later?

Alice also said something “My beloved” what an interesting language they have

“Then since you call Uratan spirit, is it alright if I call you; my beloved Alice?”

“Who’s your beloved?!” She said and her face turns red especially her ears.