Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting! - Chapter 64

Yan Ran installed the phone, his body shook, and he had entered the Yunliang Mountain. At this time, the phone vibrated again. Yan Ran took it out of disappointment and muttered impatiently: “What’s the matter? Want to eat spiced roast Koi? “

Unexpectedly, the message turned out to be from Juan: The country’s 11 agricultural extension channels contacted me and wanted to find a program for you to make a fish farming venture for the young villagers. We will go to your village next Sunday. Do you have time?

Yan Ran: Yes! !! !!

If you want to go to the national platform, you can also go to the national platform for fish farming. Who dares to say that fish farming is not successful? Who says he is the least entertaining entertainer in the entire entertainment industry, he can go to the national stage! Not bad!

With an excitement, Yan Ran rushed to Qin Qili’s villa and shouted in excitement: “Fish brother! I’m going to the national stage !!”

Jiang Yanhan smiled, “Master Yan is so good!”

Yan Ran looked upstairs, “What about Yuge? Up there?”

Jiang Yan pointed upstairs, and the smile on his face gradually faded. “Mr. hasn’t eaten for several days and hasn’t come downstairs.”

“what?!”

“He hasn’t eaten and has been sleeping since you haven’t been here for a few days.” Jiang Yan frowned and sighed sadly. “Except for Master Yan, sir does not listen to anyone’s advice.”

Yan Ran murmured in his heart, ran upstairs anxiously, this wayward fish! If he does n’t come, he wo n’t eat, but it ’s not easy to grow up close to normal creatures. No matter how many days it turns into the original, do you want to become a fairy?

Yan Ran pushed open the door of Qin Qili’s bedroom and saw the person sleeping in the bed. He hurried up and said, “Wake up! Lazy fish!”

Qin Yunli opened his blindfolded eyes, stretched out his hand to bring Yan Ran into his arms, narrowed tightly, closed his eyes and went to sleep.

Yan Ran couldn’t get up with the pillow. He rested his chin on Qin Yuanli’s head and stunned, “Wake up, get up! Have you slept for a few days? You haven’t eaten a meal, and you haven’t drunk a sip of water, why are you? This is not so worrying? “Yan Ranyue said more and more,” Did you really look like a rope to tie you to your belt in the future? You look like this without looking at you! “

Qin Yunli opened her eyes and said lazily, “Tie it.”

Yan Ran took a sip on Qin Qili’s forehead, leaving a neat row of imprints. If he could tie it, he would have tied it long ago! This time, Yan Ran also made a decision. In the future, he can no longer give up Qin Yunli, no more than one day, otherwise this fish will have to go to heaven.

“Get up! I’ll make something for you and sleep again at night!” Yan Ran struggled a few times and still couldn’t get up, said helplessly: “You let me go.”

Qin Lili still stunned, turned over, put Yan Ran in bed, buried his head in Yan Ran’s neck and shoulders, and didn’t sleep enough.

Yan Ran blushed. She didn’t feel anything before. She was always so noisy. After her status changed, he suddenly realized that the posture was not right and too intimate. Yan Ran pushed and did not push the person on her body. The demon flashed and turned into a cat, which was just pillowed under Qin Lili’s head and became a cat pillow. Qin Yunli had to raise her head, open her eyes, and hugged Yan Ran, unable to sleep.

Yan Ran struck Qin Yili’s forehead with a soft claw pad. The helpless tone implied tolerance and pampering that he could not hear. “I have heard of hibernation, and I have never heard of such a sleep in summer. “

Qin Yunli touched the rune with Yan Ran’s eyebrows, and looked at him gently, “I used to sleep for 300 years.”

Yan Ran silently patted him with his claw pads, “You are terrific!”

Qin Yunli grabbed the little paw that was bad and seriously instructed: “It still needs a little aura, and the runes above my head can be fully formed, don’t leave my sight.”

Yan Ran raised his claws to cover his forehead, and realized that he might not be very safe in the future. The grandparents in Yaogu ordered him many times. His ability easily caused the bad guys to covet, and he would be caught if he did not practice well. Get up and put it in a cage. Recently, he has grown up a bit, and the cat shape has more than five catties. Compared with normal cats, he is very small, but from the rune point of view, he has at most one catty, and he is not long at all. Yan Ran put her head on the pillow, and when she thought of it, she wanted to break, what a ghost!

How can it be like Shuaibai!

The handsome white cat shape has 12 kg!

He’s only half the ghost of a normal cat!

Meow!

Grandpa’s body is an orange cat, which has grown to more than one meter in height after acquired evolution! Well, he has to be a lonely race, why ca n’t God let him grow longer? !!

Qin Yunli was picked up by Yan Ran’s unrelentingly funny mouth, smiling comfortably: “Yes, your ID card will always be fixed at 22 years old.”

“Isn’t it troublesome to change my ID card once a year!” Yan Ran patted the pillow wronged.

Qin Lili thought of another issue, “The legal age of marriage requires men to be at least 22 years of age.”

Yan Ran’s ears were raised instantly, and she was lying motionless, her heart pounding. What does Yuge mean?

Just listen to Qin Qili’s solemn saying: “It’s better to change your ID card to 23 years old.”

Yan Ran: “…”

Qin Yunli patted the cat’s ass, “Become human, I have something to tell you.”

Yan Ran quickly climbed twice and got under the pillow. “No change! Just say what you want to say, I listen.”

For cats, you can have a sense of security if you have hair care.

Qin Yunli dragged the cat’s hind legs and pulled Yan Ran out from under the pillow, turning him into a human in a second.

Yan Ran embarrassed to change back again, jumped into Qin Qili’s arms, and held Qin Qili’s face with his paws, “You say so, you say that I have no stress in my heart.”

Qin Yunli hugged the cat in her arms helplessly. In this pair of clear cat eyes looking a little overwhelmed, she lowered her head and thin lips on the little pink mouth of the kitten. “From now on, From now on, you are my cat. “

“Before, you also said that …” Yan Ran licked her mouth, staring blankly at the person in front of her, her head exploding completely, blank.

“It’s different, it’s not the same as before.” Qin Yunli turned Yan Ran back into a human shape with a smile, sitting on his lap, looking at the stupid cat who hadn’t responded yet, bowed her head and kissed again, let Yan Ran digest After this kiss, watching Yan Ran’s face turned into a ball of crimson, he squeezed Yan Ran’s face gently, and told him slowly: “You have proposed, dare to play with me, I split Kunlun Mountain. “

Yan Ran was so frightened that her tail hair exploded. “I don’t dare !!!”

Anyway, he has already proposed marriage. As a boneless cat, he is so frightened now. Yan Ran has no ability to struggle. Please propose marriage. Anyway, the relationship has been determined to be like this, and I will work hard to make money to marry fish. brother!

For Kunlun Mountain, we must work hard to make money to marry Yuge!

Qin Yunli petted and touched the cat’s head and was laughed. “Funny, stupid cat.”

Yan Ran: “…”

“I’m going to make you a sweet and sour koi !!!” Yan Ran was furious, and his two front paws used Qin Junli’s chest as a cat grabber. What kind of fish is this! What’s the use of fish that don’t respect the food chain? !!

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Yan Ran’s new house, in order not to cause confusion in the village, was built exactly like the previous one. While the night was quiet, the four spirit turtles brought the new house over and wanted to take away the house where the “outsiders” had lived before.

Yan Ran was still reluctant, “Where do you want to go?”

Boss Turtle: “Go to the sea and throw it away!”

It is customary to throw all the things that Mr. does not like into the sea.

Yan Ran talked to them poorly, “The house is for you, you have to leave things for me, my farm can also use it! It can’t be sold in the second-hand market.”

The turtle boss asked in puzzlement: “… Master Yan, how can you just pull it out?”

Yan Ran: “… I am poor! I am carrying debt!”

The four tortoises delivered the electric appliances to the farm. When leaving, they kindly made an idea with Yan Ran, “What is terrible is the debt, the owner has money, and you ask him, and he does n’t know how much he has. How many homes are there. “

When Yan Ran heard this sentence, not only was he not comforted, but the entire cat was stunned. How much money would he have to make in order to marry a fish brother? !!

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At the appointed time, the National Taiwan Agricultural Channel program group arrived on time at 9 am.

Yan Ran and Wang Yiming were already waiting at the fish farm, and there were two wolf dogs and a group of cats squatting around.

The staff of the show team got out of the car and smiled when they saw the cute little group behind Yan Ran. The crew member leading the team is called Wang Rui. He is a very cheerful person and asks with a smile, “Is this a feature of yours here?”

“Never mind.” Yan Ran narrowed his eyes. “My cats are all well-behaved and humane. Big dogs are obedient and help people to get things.”

Come to Qian Helai, look down at the two kettle bags hanging around your neck, meaning: Look, we can help bring water.

Wang Yiming added: “They are really good and will help collect the net.”

The two big dogs immediately lifted their heads and raised their chests, giving their father a long face and hearing that they were bragging about them.

The reporter clicked on them to take pictures. The younger sister could not control the furry.

The original intention of this show is to introduce people to agricultural knowledge. I have previously taken pictures of raising cattle, raising pigs, raising chickens, raising mushrooms, raising foxes, raising rabbits, and raising scorpions. Anyway, anything that makes money can be raised. Now, Taking pictures of Yan Ran’s fish farming to get rich is to ask Yan Ran to introduce some things about the fish farm.

Regarding this aspect, Yan Ran really didn’t know much about it, and Wang Yiming got on.

Everything here is particularly clear to Wang Yiming.

From the completion of this fish farm to how it works, the principle of work, how many fish can be raised, how many harvests, Wang Yiming introduced clearly, Yan Ran followed, handed Wang Yiming a water, and patted Wang Yiming dog comfortably On the shoulder, when someone is not paying attention, he exaggerates his **** officer: “Great! Great! If someone digs you at a high price, I will absolutely kill him!” At the end, he threatened fiercely. under.

Wang Yiming drank his saliva, but he was almost not photographed. “Don’t make a noise, let me go and I won’t go.”

No boss can trust him like Yan Ran, no matter how much money he makes, and let him run it by himself, without millions of eyes blinking.

After recording for more than an hour, I finally finished the catalogue. It is said that when I go back, it will be edited into twenty minutes to play. Finally, I will give Yan Ran as the boss a half-minute interview time.

Yan Ran thought for a while, and said deeply: “I just want to raise fish and sell fish. I earn money and buy more and more delicious fish. My life is to eat fish. The only wish I have is to promise to We hurriedly repaired the road. It was really inconvenient for buses to come and go. We also wanted to drive the local tourism industry. Unfortunately, we did n’t have the money to build roads. “

After the interview, the host shook and couldn’t stop shaking. I heard classmates long ago. The interview with Yan Ran would make people feel angry and funny, and she didn’t follow the routine at all. Now she understands it.

Yan Ran also specifically instructed: “Don’t cut it out for me. I really lack money and would like to repair that road.”

Both the host and the camera crew nodded and agreed, “Be assured, this section is definitely not cut!”

It ’s noon when the recording is over. Wang Yiming warmly invites everyone, “Let ’s go and eat at the farm together. Acquaintances are friends, and often come here to play!”

I can’t help but say that Wang Yiming took a few people to the show group and pulled him to the restaurant. There is a private room on the second floor. A table with unique farm dishes is served. After a meal, Wang Yiming and the entire show group are all buddies. child.

Yan Ran had slipped long ago. There was no way. As soon as he left Qin Yuanli, he would not eat or drink but only sleep. Yan Ran could not rest assured that he was completely caught by a fish.

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As the first cat to get on the national platform by raising fish, Yan Ran has already swelled and walked with the wind. As soon as this program was broadcast, he immediately became a local celebrity, and was also the first in the red circle and entertainment industry. A person on the National Taiwan Agriculture Channel.

The grandfather and aunt in the entire Dawang Village just blew each other. When Yan Rankua had nothing in the sky, he sent a gong and played a trumpet, gave Yan Ran a big red flower, and pulled a few banners, pennants, etc. The wind fluttered in the wind to let everyone know that Yan Ran of their village was on the national stage.

With such a disturbance, the news spread throughout Shili and Baxiang, and then from Shili and Baxiang to the city. Even the people in the provincial capital knew that the farm at the foot of Yunliang Mountain was opened by a big star and returned to National Taiwan. Pollution base.

The construction team in the county came with tools the next day: road repairs!

In order to drive the county’s economic development, it must be repaired here!

Wang Yiming only wanted to hehe. Before he asked so many times, he said that after finishing the repair, others would repair it, and he kept dragging it. Now when he pays attention to the farm, the road can be repaired immediately. If there was no time before, Wang Yiming would not believe it.

Sure enough, the celebrity effect is useful no matter when. To save money, effort, and peace of mind, for this reason, the boss has to work hard to earn a good reputation. Wang Yiming even wants Yan Ran to go out to take part in a play. His fans alone can make the whole farm business fire.

After Yan Ran went to CCTV, the major entertainment media also reported this as a joke, saying that Yan Ran was the most unprofessional artist, and even raised a fish and raised a name and went to National Agricultural Television. At this moment, Yan Ran was promoted again. Many fans and netizens who watched the lively melody laughed. Yan Ran is definitely the best fish-raising among the stars.

Those friends in Yan Ran’s entertainment circles are also afraid that the world will laugh at him, saying that his fish farming is great, so don’t come out to perform in the future, just raise fish in the ravine.

And the director asked him when he would come out to take part in the show, why is it such a bad job to have such good acting skills? Really hate iron and steel!

Taking advantage of this enthusiasm, Yan Ran begged his second grandfather to find the terrible five grandfather to figure it out, and found a good day to open it!

The accommodation area is ready to accept reservations, and Yan Ran has also drawn prizes on Weibo. What was previously forwarded is a lucky one, and he will soon receive the voucher sent by Yan Ran.

Wang Yiming counted the customers who were booked, and was shocked by the booked number, and the farm immediately entered the hot stage!

The current staff must be too busy, and the people in the farm now have the strength to do farm work. When the service staff can’t do it, they must be beautiful, smart and smart. There are many fairies, Wang Yiming proposed: “Recruit fairies. Fairies are full of energy and don’t know that they are tired. It is also convenient to talk together.”

As soon as Yan Ran listened, he patted Wang Yiming’s dog head happily and agreed: “You are very reasonable, listen to you!”

Wang Yiming covered his head with one hand, and owed the other with a claw. Before he hit Yan Ran, Yan Ran got a claw back. Cats fight with dogs, and it’s always the cat that moves fast. Wang Yiming just raised his hand, and Yan Ran slammed his paws. Wang Yiming couldn’t see and beat. With both hands holding his head, he ran up and ran. Yan Ranyan caught up with it all the time, and Papapa was a few claws. He asked, “Do you dare to fight back? Do you know if you fight back? “

Wang Yiming was mad, Yan Ran was very polite to talk to others, especially polite. When he talked to him, he owed his paws every time. How did he chase Yan Ran when he was a kid, and he wanted to Bite it back!

Zhang Xiaoba and Yue Yue passed by and saw Yan Ran and Wang Yiming slap me. I slap you ten. Zhang Xiaoba asked: “Your brother is fighting with Wang Yiming. Don’t you care?”

He shrugged enthusiastically. “What’s so manageable? My brother can’t beat him.”

Zhang Xiaoba opened his mouth and had nothing to say. He meant that you should stop your brother! Why are cats so fierce!

Over there, Yan Ran and Wang Yiming didn’t know why they suddenly stopped their hands. The two returned to normal once a second, while squatting on the ground. Yan Ran pulled out his cell phone and talked to Wang Yiming. “Do you know that the website dedicated to fairies? Do you have Is the Goblin Pass? “

Wang Yiming frowned, he had nothing, and had not taught him.

Yan Ran patted Wang Yiming’s head again, “I’ll take you there! Go now!”

They rode their bikes and went to the county seat!

Zhang Xiaoba: “…”

They spread their hands enthusiastically. “They did the same when they were young. They could fight for a day and say okay. If it weren’t for Wang Yiming going crazy one day and chasing my brother to bite, Uncle Wolf wouldn’t ask Grandpa to seal his memory. Make him a serious person. “

Zhang Xiaoba was puzzled, “Why let him be an ordinary person? Wouldn’t it be pitiful to be concealed like this?”

There was a smirk, and a bit of sarcasm flashed in his eyes. “Maybe this is fatherly love. Parents want their children to grow up in peace. Since he can’t control his spiritual power, he can use external power to control it. Sometimes They don’t care if the child agrees. “

Zhang Xiaoba sensitively noticed that when he kicked his parents enthusiastically, his tone was not right, he closed his mouth wisely and stopped asking.

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Yan Ran took Wang Yiming to the town and found a very humble shop in a small alley. The old man at the door glanced at them lazily and asked hoarsely, “What do you buy?”

Yan Ransheng was afraid that he couldn’t hear it, and approached: “Senior, we want to register!”

The old man raised his eyelids lazily, “Register to the Civil Affairs Bureau, I am not responsible for registration here.”

Yan Ran poked his lips, shoved the jade piece hanging around his neck, and shook it at the old man. The powerful murderousness and good fortune on the jade piece were intertwined, and the old man was almost pressed out of breath. Knowing that this little demon is not easy to mess with, he quickly stood up tremblingly and said to Yan Ran and Wang Yiming: “Please come with me, two people.”

Wang Yiming looked at the jade piece with curiosity. “It looks so good. What do I look at?”

Yan Ran hurriedly took the jade piece into her arms, and carefully did not show it, “This is a token of sentiment sent by her daughter-in-law. Without it, the daughter-in-law will not marry me.”

Wang Yiming only wanted to hag his face, “Just like you, but also want to marry a daughter-in-law, aren’t you afraid your brother will tear you?”

Yan Ran rolled his eyes in disdain. This single dog said he didn’t understand it.

The old fairy has found the registered chapter, took out the small book for registration, and asked, “Who registered?”

Wang Yiming stepped forward, “I, my name is Wang Yiming, it should be a wolf.”

The old demon is probably the first time he has seen a demon who can’t distinguish his species, and he subconsciously glanced at him, frowning, “Is the blood impure?”

Wang Yiming looked at him, “Can’t she register if she’s impure?”

“Yes,” the old fairie glanced at Yan Ran in embarrassment, and was afraid of what was hanging on his neck. “I personally do not discriminate against the half-monsters, but I need to mark them when I register, maybe in the future. There are many restrictions on many benefits. “

Wang Yiming’s face was dark, so what exactly is he?

Yan Ran’s face suddenly cooled down, and she snapped the table angry. “Why! Isn’t this discrimination against the demon? Register me a normal one! I know this is all handled by your host, I listen to the management department The fairy said! “

When the old demon listened to the inner demon, he dared not make nonsense. He took out the green book that was exactly the same as Yan Ran’s book, put the yellow book that Zhang took out, and whispered, “This time, give Xiao Master, save face, don’t tell others when you go out. “

Yan Ran urged: “Hurry up.”

Wang Yiming is also more kind and frowning at Yan Ran. Is this considered a force?

Yan Ran winked at him, as a gesture of relief, he had already inquired about it, the inside of the fairy was like this, the strong is the respect, why is the fish brother so crazy and so bad, and there are so many monsters stinging him, that is Because his ability is relatively strong, when you see a fairy, you must put your momentum up, don’t be afraid, rigid!

Before he heard that Cen Tongen’s uncle was a member of the management department, he deliberately asked how Wang Yiming registered such a half-demon. Yan Ran listened to Cen Tongen, in fact, the upper management department did not care about the half demon at all. After all, the half demon lived for a short time, and issued you a certificate. When the day ended, the aura on the certificate disappeared, naturally it was useless. Generally, in this case, either look at the face or give the manager a little money. Yan Ran is a poor bearer who can’t bear to waste a penny. He directly uses the jade piece given to him by Qin Qili and tells the other side by breath: someone on me , Give me a good one!

The old fairies registered with Wang Yiming as a wolf, and they sent them in normal notebooks. After receiving them, Yan Ran checked them and watched the old fairies enter the information into the computer. The old fairies smiled and exaggerated: “It is a good demon in charge. ! “

The old fairy smiled flatteringly, “Thank you, Young Master, for your praise.”

Yan Ran led Wang Yiming to shake out and went home, riding a bicycle, using Reiki, and galloping home.

Don’t forget to ask Wang Yiming along the way, “How does it feel to be covered by the boss?”

Wang Yiming’s **** slaps, “Awesome! The master is in all generations, dominates the rivers and lakes!”

After returning, Yan Ran taught Wang Yiming to go to the fairy website and teach him how to identify himself. After entering, he broke through this level of barriers like normal human websites. How to communicate or how to communicate. The door of Wang Yiming’s new world was pushed open by Yan Ran, and behaved the same as Yan Ran was then, “Wow! All fairies! Isn’t this a fairy nest?”

Yan Ran shook her feet and began to blow a wave, “Look, this post is from my brother, do you know my brother?”

Wang Yiming: “…”

Yan Ran’s expression now clearly said: You certainly don’t know, you are a dumpling demon!

“My brother is the legend of the demon world, do you know the King of Fortune? You definitely do n’t know, you do n’t understand when you say it, look here, he gave me a vote, just this word, this post is enduring, It has always been red. Every day, many fairies come to worship him and pray for good luck. Is the cow broken, or is it hanging up? “Yan Ran’s despised triangle looked at Wang Yiming, tremble, soil buns!

Wang Yiming’s mouth drew straight, “I don’t know who your brother is, but I know who you are.”

Yan Ran glanced at him, what?

Wang Yiming was helpless, so close to him that he didn’t look straight at him. Is the cat so owed? “I know, you look like a dazzling, husband, mad, demon!”