What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty? - Chapter 22

Except for the parties and the children, everyone else was going to laugh madly for three minutes.

The female guest wiped her tears and asked, “No, baby, what do you think that brother is doing?”

The child should never know that he had guessed wrong again. He flew into his mother’s arms and said, “I don’t know.”

The child’s mother is also confused, and she obviously does not know Qi Shejiang. Qi Shejiang’s debut time is not long. She said idly: “Should be, idol, isn’t there a star in the star?”

“…” This time the female guest couldn’t laugh, and she twitched at the corner of her mouth, “… that’s me.”

Everyone: “Hug ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!”

This is awkward.

The child didn’t even recognize it, the sister also saw Qi Shejiang’s actions, but she did not dare to say that he was a comic actor, and hurt the female guests by the way. Is she the only one with an idol title at the scene?

After getting along with each other these days, everyone was familiar with each other, and female guests were generally admitted from the dark. Now how could they be polite with her, and they laughed wildly again, until the director had to come out to control the field.

Qi Shejiang also reluctantly took out Xingmu, “This is what it seems, it’s time to tell you the truth, I’m a comic actor.”

Child mother: “………”

She said aggrieved, “This, this is really unrecognizable …”

Qi Shejiang moved a table over and read the first poem to everyone who was still smiling. “I set up a false marriage, and the enemies got together. It is not wrong to say that the soul is wrong today …”

When he woke up, he uttered a clear and crisp “snap”, and then he read the last three words: “——for no reason!”

Speaking of a single mouth, the poems in the fixed-field poems were taken after shooting awake woods, and there were also a few words left to shoot, one to see how Master taught, and one to read the content of the poem, based on emotions.

As soon as he opened, the scene slowly calmed down.

As usual, first introduce the content of the next and the next to those who have not heard it, and then replay it before continuing.

“When it came to the county official’s report, he broke up with Zhao Sheng and Yang Haoshan in a private meeting in a zen house, and consciously arrested her as a pair! Zhao Sheng was drunk on the spot, and he was so scared that he hit the stool and fell down. Yang Haoshan put his hand down He was still wearing a bun, but the county magistrate came in to take a look—it was to remove makeup and go to bed. He was very kind, no wonder you did n’t want to sleep with me, it turned out to be an adulterer! ”

Qi Shejiang has come to New Space Time for such a long time. Speaking of a single mouth, it also incorporates some modern-style playful words.

“As a student, Zhao Sheng has met the county’s old parents, that is, the county official himself. But where did he know that this beautiful woman was actually the county official’s wife, and she was frightened at the moment, and she just misunderstood, I was just talking to the wife Having tea here, we are innocent.

“This Yang Haoshan is a rogue. At first glance, there are only two ways. One is that he confessed that he had come to kill revenge. The other is that he was accused of adultery. Neither of them ended well. Yang Haoshan immediately turned his sister-in-law towards him. He had a throat, and he said, “Master, you’re here. This person wants to be treacherous to the slave family, and I’m trying to make a decision to be innocent.”

“Everyone, in ancient times, there was a saying called” the adulterer “, that is, only the woman sued, so and so has a relationship with her, that is, so and so have committed adultery with her, and do not listen to the man’s plea. The restrictions are greater. A woman who loses her innocence will be forced to die by the society. If she takes the initiative to say this, she will lose her life, so this confession will usually be adopted.

“When Yang Haoshan said this, Zhao Sheng was stupid. He just had mouths on his body, and he couldn’t tell. Besides, you think, the so-called mellow field doesn’t meet the requirements, Li won’t make the crown. Zhao Sheng promised a woman to be alone Is there really no other idea in the heart of the invitation to the meeting? It was just caught by the magistrate. “

It can also be regarded as the Shura field. Qi Shejiang also used his Peking opera skills. Once the actress, a few moves, and the change of the tone color, the three people’s images were clearly portrayed, and the tension of the situation was more prominent.

The county magistrate did not believe she was forced because of Yang Haoshan’s crazy stupidity in his home furnishings, and was ashamed of the green. He was so angry that he had an excuse to beat Zhao Sheng, put him in prison, and put him in jail. As for Yang Haoshan, he was locked in the yard so as not to spread his face and lose it, only to dispose of it later.

Although Yang Haoshan couldn’t get away, he felt very happy. This is the end of the matter. He has been unwilling to work as a woman in the backyard for a long time. Now he put Zhao Sheng into prison and put on a green hat to the county official. Wouldn’t it be comfortable?

A few days ago, a patrol master rushed to his post, passing by here, and heard that the granary in the county had a fire. Just now he was in charge of the granary, so he took care of it and stayed for another day. In Zhao Sheng’s home, I heard that my son was imprisoned for theft. Thinking about the environment in the prison, Yang Haoshan died there. His family was anxious. What should I do? Stop complaining!

This tour is also a righteous person. Immediately asked the county official, who revealed the filling, and the tour asked Zhao Sheng for questioning.

There is no impenetrable wall in the world. In fact, the affairs of the magistrate’s wife have spread to a small extent. Some people think that this lady was a virtuous lady before, but now she commits adultery after a serious illness. She should be fascinated by fox spirits.

During the trial, Zhao Sheng and Yang Haoshan were judged. Yang Haoshan had not seen the world, and when he was frightened by the tour, he poured beans on a bamboo tube and made clear his origins.

“The county officer was silly when he heard Yang Haoshan say he was a man. Yang Haoshan also deliberately told him, sir, a couple of days a day …” Qi Shejiang learned the county official, “his face is green It’s up to Yang Haoshan! “

The case was confirmed on the road, and reported to Shangguan, and the case had to be concluded. But people have been judged, how can ghosts and gods be judged? The cruiser ordered people to open the altar, personally wrote a blue poem, and lodged a complaint with the Ninth Division. The two officials complained at the same time—the Lord Yan and the county officials were sued.

“If you act with forgiveness, you will be blessed, and if you use violence, you will be blamed. Confused Yan Wang will return the soul, and Germany will not match. It is also responsible for causing death, and Zhao Sheng has no hope of imperial examinations. Although Yang Haoshan was a victim, he almost broke the innocence of his wife and sent it back to the Ning Division for re-examination. Cause and effect! “Qi Shejiang awakened the wood, and” The Wrong Body “was finished.

The scene was silent for a while before everyone applauded.

The guests touched it for a moment, and they all felt that it was still inexhaustible. Admittedly, Qi Shejiang said so wonderfully, but the end of the story made them feel like they were lost, they are used to “heavy taste”, and they always feel weak enough about this traditional causal ending.

Qi Shejiang was acutely aware of what was wrong, and quickly asked, “Where is it bad?”

When he told this story in the past, the response from the beginning to the end was very good, but now everyone is a little hesitant. He doubts whether it is an aesthetic change. If so, he consulted and could change it.

The female guest held her face and said, “Nothing is bad, I just like emotional factors more …”

Qi Shejiang didn’t quite understand: “What do you mean?”

Zhang Yue said blankly: “She means, if you have a love triangle between Zhao Sheng, Yang Haoshan, and the magistrate, love and hate will be fine.”

Qi Shejiang: “………”

An actor and male guest also caught Qi Shejiang and said, “Otherwise, you can add a few more lines to this story. In addition to their trivial love triangles, there are the original genuine magistrate’s wife, Zhao Sheng’s fiancee, and Yang Haoshan’s green plum bamboo horse. Wait for the characters, you see, you have all your sexualities … “

Qi Shejiang covered his face and said, “That’s the next year.”

Everyone said, “No, this kind of story can shoot you 180 episodes.”

Qi Shejiang laughed. He said a single port, and it took him a few dozen times at the longest.

But think about it, the TV series is performed by a group of people, with all the scenes, and what special effects are there. The stand-up and storytelling are all talked about, and the drum book has an accompaniment. This is difficult and unfortunate.

…

After the third recording, the content of the second itinerary also began to be released.

Originally, Qi Shejiang and Zhang Yue sang once before returning to the show team to cut it. This time, the effect may be too good. It is more explosive than the conflict between them. The chorus “Why West Chamber” was not cut.

This can break the audience.

OK, Zhang Yue, you saw Tian Er mocking Qi Shejiang, and actually learned Xia Yiwei ’s songs in private, no, just saying that Xia Yiwei ’s songs are not enough to express connotation. It should be said that Qi Shejiang sang and Zhang Yue forwarded song.

You must know that because he was hanged by Qi Shejiang, some people in Crosstalk also took it as saying that this is a kind of ethics, not worthy. It is logical that the object of scolding every day should be your partner.

As a result, Zhang Yue himself did some sand sculptures and learned to sing “Why the West Chamber”-of course, they sang very well. The two impromptuly cooperated with each other. It was unexpectedly perfect, and many people thought it was more durable than the original.

Fans of Zhang Yue are drunk. [Ye brother, to be honest, are you and Qi Shejiang on the surface with the same fire and fire, and they have fallen asleep in private …]

[Crap, can you sleep without feeling for you? Look at their figure, their face …]

[What is the word of the tiger and the wolf above? Report it. 】

Zhang Yue also forwarded with special indignation: “… I was brainwashed for a moment!”

Because the previous impression is too deep, more people think that Zhang Yue made a joke, how funny.

There are also a handful of heretical cults that lurk in all corners, and secretly rubbing said: [Love and kill each other, cp is bursting, stunned! 】

In the blink of an eye, the last recording was made. As soon as Qi Shejiang arrived, he was whispered by the director and he nodded again and again.

After finishing, the director announced that this time there are new rules, you can switch to live with partners, that is, regroup.

The guests said everything here, some got along well, and were unwilling to change partners, and some also snored in the same room and applied for replacement.

The director also wants to be the last. Let’s have some freshness and say that if we play a game, we have the right to choose first.

This time, Zhang Yue can be embarrassed.

He said to himself, I’m used to sleep and don’t want to change roommate again. It can be hard, but it can not be seen, it seems that he cares about …

Of course, Zhang Yue still won the championship in the end, and let his teammates choose a partner.

Xie Qing, they didn’t find it unpleasant to get along with Qi Shejiang, and he was joking, “I have to make Lao Zhang unhappy, we also choose Jesse.”

So their group did not change in the end.

Zhang Yue was quite relaxed, and the group went to the house where they were going to live. They walked around in the yard for a while. When they turned back to put their luggage, they found that Xie Qing was standing at the door of the house, and Qi Shejiang was inside.

Xie Qing: “Hahaha, let’s sleep in the same room, I like to sleep south.”

Zhang Yue: “………………”

Xie Qing looked back at Zhang Yue and enthusiastically pointed out, “Lao Zhang, you sleep in that house, the bed is big, and you sleep well.”

Your uncle. Zhang Yue walked away with a black face.

Qi Shejiang glanced at the probe, and always felt that Zhang Yue was not very happy. Also, both of them slept in front of each other, everyone was very happy, Zhang Yue always has a little temper.

Isn’t it, Zhang Yue packed things in the room and tossed loudly.

Qi Shejiang burned water, mixed it with well water, beat a bowl of warm water, and drank this throat without stimulating his throat. He found Zhang Yue, who was still packing when he saw him and turned around.

Qi Shejiang walked over, “After a while, drink some water before practicing.”

Zhang Yue: “………………”

Zhang Yue: “… Go to yours !!!”

Qi Shejiang laughed: “You have the potential to be a fan.”

Zhang Yue was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry. Qi Shejiang teased Yang and Xiaolong girls with ridicule. This is just an ethical encounter in the cross talk, looking for baggage from an ethical perspective such as father, son, wife and children.

But Zhang Yue is deep inside, but a little weird …

He stood up and drank the water. “Come on, I’ve always been stabbed by you like this, and talked about crosstalk?”

After I met Qi Shejiang, I watched a lot of cross talks, otherwise it was just a sentence “Go to you”.

At this time Xie Qing also walked over, “Comrade Zhang, don’t be so impatient, don’t know if you think the earthquake is over, you can feed the chickens outside …”

When Zhang Yue went up, he kicked his head behind his **** and scolded: “Get out of you, Yin!”

Xie Qing: “????”

…

Towards the end of the recording, everyone had a dinner together and said goodbye to show friendship.

Qi Shejiang stood up as the director ordered, and said, “Let me tell you a bit more.”

It was when the mood was enthusiastic that he thought he was going to adjust the atmosphere with a paragraph and applauded.

Qi Shejiang pulled out Wakewood and stood up and read the poem: “I miss the Sansheng Road in infatuation, and the blue building looks back with hate. I am writing Longquan Sword and waiting to be cut off.”

“What I want to say today is the story of the Huakui leaders in the land of fireworks at the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China. In Lezhou, today’s Leshui River, Shengge is like a Lantern Festival every night. Complete episode … “

Everyone has watched a lot of Qinglou Chuguan in the TV series, but according to the current standards, there are no detailed shots, let alone the inside story at that time.

But Qi Shejiang is not the same. He played streets and lanes more than 80 years ago. In the evening, he had to go to Yaoyao Street, go to the fireworks place to make money, and watch more. This article is an old story, but he has added details of his own, which are extremely real.

This kind of insider exposure of similar industries has heard everyone’s interest.

But after only a few minutes, Zhang Yue suddenly interrupted Qi Shejiang, “Wait a minute.”

Everyone looked at him, so why interrupt it when it was wonderful!

They are still a little bit stunned. Suddenly interrupting people’s performance is not very good. Besides, Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang are not doing it to each other. Isn’t it just to find fault suddenly?

Zhang Yue felt wrong. He asked Qi Shejiang: “How many times have you told this story?”

Everyone 😕 ?

Wait, no, isn’t it …

Seeing the director, Qi Shejiang could not hide it, and looked at the director, and said, “It was directed by Liu Liu. There were thirteen times …”

Everyone: “………”

Everyone picked up what was on hand and beat the director, “You are not lacking in virtue!”

Do you say whether they continue to listen or not? Don’t listen to this is the exciting part, let me elaborate on the tips of helping the girl in choosing the guests. But then listen, from their experience, they all know that there must be a suspense in the end!

… let’s hit the director first!

The author has something to say: “The infatuation” is a poem from the children’s book Qinglou hate.