What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty? - Chapter 40

The host of the show didn’t come out for the show. The audience didn’t even know the name of the show, let alone any actors, or it would have been blown up.

Everyone knew that Zhang Yue was on the scene, but everyone thought he would accompany Qi Shejiang to sing a few children’s books when he returned at most. It never occurred to him that Zhang Yue was wearing a coat and wanted to come on stage to talk about cross talk!

Although they were all joking and allowed Zhang Yue to change careers, no one expected that they would be so playful, and they actually arranged Zhang Yue to cross the border to hold their hands.

In conjunction with the Xu Si language and the preparatory work of Qi Shejiang, the gossip between Qi Shejiang and Zhang Yue, the effect of this show has exploded.

What does that say, Zhang Guifei really wants to enter the main palace, and she split the playing partner of Sai couple with her own strength, even the coats are red, is this really running to get married?

The screams and cheers at the scene did not stop for a long time.

Qi Shejiang looked at Zhang Yue with a smile and stepped up a bit, and read two poems with ridicule, “Yun Tao looks tired of Li Li, why would Mingyue let Xiaoxing.”

The baggage is a little thick, and not everyone can react for a while.

Looking at the literal meaning alone, it is very ambiguous. It is still from “Xuege”. It tells the story of Emperor Tang Ming and two concubines Yang Guifei and Mei Fei. Her Majesty loved this and could not let it go.

But Qi She Jiang Shun read this sentence, it is not just a joke, but also a certain field.

As soon as he began to read the poem, the screaming scene immediately became much quieter, so that the show went on.

Zhang Yue walked behind the scene table and stood up, and said with a smile, “What about me?”

There was another laughter immediately. People asked if they wanted to be in the higher ranks. He was better, and he directly said “call me?” This thought was also unabashed.

“Why, how are you?” Qi Shejiang looked a little surprised. “Don’t we have any support in the background? Why did you call a singer?”

Zhang Yue said with a grin: “Hey, it made me dizzy.”

Qi Shejiang: “…”

Qi Shejiang gave a thumbs up, “Okay you, non-toxic but not husband.”

Zhang Yue snapped her placket. “I’ve changed my red shirt, and we’ll be ready at any time.”

“Don’t, don’t,” Qi Shejiang pointed at the audience, “you see you scared everyone.”

-How can anyone be scared off the stage, they are all so happy.

“I think they really want to watch the ceremony.” Zhang Yue lifted the microphone. “What’s wrong, can’t I?”

Qi Shejiang prolonged his voice: “Can you …?”

Audience: “Oh!”

Qi Shejiang said meaningfully: “I don’t know yet.”

“Hey, you, you ca n’t believe it,” Zhang Yue said, and Qi Shejiang made fun of him. He was even harder, dragging Qi Shejiang’s sleeve to blame. ‘I can do it, you say you don’t know again? You are unreasonable! “

I’ll go, what a bad burden this is! Please come back a little more!

Since Zhang Yue played, the audience ’s smile has never gone down, I do n’t know how excited.

Well, it is worthy of the day and night cp. Speaking of cross talk is fiercer than fans’ brain supplements.

“What is it? What aspect am I talking about?” Qi Shejiang put on his innocent appearance again, breaking away from Zhang Yue’s hand, and justified, “I’m looking for a partner, you are not of professional origin. It ’s better, but you do n’t speak cross talk. Standing next to me, there are some requirements. ”

Zhang Yue sneered suddenly, “Come on, hit you debut, I’m in 99% of the shows!”

Suddenly there was another burst of laughter.

Hey, isn’t it? Speaking of Zhang Yue, the first cross talk that Qi Shejiang said on stage took Zhang Yue, and it was always inseparable to take Zhang Yue. It was really a show in most shows, more or less. There are Zhang Yue.

Zhang Yueren is not on the stage, but he is really on the show!

Qi Shejiang thought about it and smiled, “Yeah, although you didn’t show up on the crosstalk stage, you are really famous among the audience.”

Zhang Yue said, “I’ve lost you.”

“So, you have an inextricable bond with cross talk, and you are not considered ineligible.” Qi Shejiang nodded thoughtfully.

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In the second half of “Selected Concubine”, the picky Xus language from top to bottom has become a supplement from the inside to the outside. The singer Zhang Yue actually has the potential to be a comic actor.

The well-designed contrast reminds the audience from time to time of the corresponding bridge in Xu Siyu. With contrast, he feels more comfortable in the heart.

This is a double standard, poor Xusian.

The comic actor has four lessons. He says he learns to sing and laugh. Zhang Yue’s singing and singing are all right. He has a singer background and can write. The lyrics of Taiping are not difficult to sing.

As for the others, the mouthpiece is twisted into a rap, and there is nothing wrong with the mouth.

It’s funny, but Zhang Yue often talks about Weibo on Weibo-spraying people.

When it comes to learning, it is even more amazing.

People learn a quyi, sip, and oral skills, and Zhang Yueyi points his nose: “You look at me like you, I can learn to get a certificate …”

“Yooooooo–“

The fans responded enthusiastically. If there is a microphone in front of them, I really want to yell you to get married in place.

Only the most persevering cp fan can take the time to record a small video with a strong Weibo: “I knew that the comic actors could let go, but I didn’t expect their cooperation to be so sweet, I’m going to die here today! I must be Let me tell you: day and night are true !!! “

As for how fans who ca n’t get tickets and howling crowds howl, it ’s off-site.

“… At this point, you are not only a suitable cross talk actor, you are almost reincarnated, the grandfather gave birth to him.” Cross talk has entered the bottom, Qi Shejiang looked at Zhang Yue, praised.

Zhang Yue: “Uh-huh.”

“Then I have only one last request.” Qi Shejiang held his fist and compared. “After you became my partner, you would tutor my mother every day until she got the highest award for Chinese music.”

Zhang Yue froze, covering her hair and saying, “I’ll leave the comic dialogue world!”

Xia Yiwei from the audience: “………”

Audience: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!”

No wonder the mother-in-law’s mother had been laid before, and it turned out that Dier also fell on Xia Yiwei. They thought of Zhang Yue covering her hair and laughed crazy.

Think about Zhang Yue saying that he has dedicated a lot on the crosstalk stage. In fact, Xia Yiwei is not easy!

Both are indeed the families of the comic actor …

…

Dier baggage rang, Qi Shejiang and Zhang Yue bowed down and walked down. The applause kept going down. Before leaving, they were greeted by the host and returned.

“Just now, the host didn’t make the announcement. In fact, it’s called” Selected Concubine “. It’s our new compilation and it’s very lively.” Qi Shejiang walked back to the table and introduced the program that was just finished.

As soon as he said, everyone laughed, wasn’t the name quite appropriate?

“Zhang Yue belongs to a guest. Everyone knows that he really isn’t a cross talk. He temporarily trained for a few days to catch up with this surprise show.” Qi Shejiang talked about the behind-the-scenes story. “In the beginning, he was always uncomfortable. As a singer, he I prefer to face the audience face down, but I want to keep looking at the teaser. “

“Look at it.” Zhang Yooling bulged a sentence, and his posture was indeed aligned with Shijiang half-to-side, his eyes staring at Qi Shejiang.

“…” Qi Shejiang paused for a while, and the audience stunned.

“Well, the training is good.” Qi Shejiang chuckled, “Do you want to change it?”

“Yes, you can fire the Xus language back.” Zhang Yue answered naturally.

Actually, the layman looks busy and the layman looks at the doorway. Don’t look at the cooperation between the two before. It seems to be very easy, but it’s not that simple. Thanks to Zhang Yue’s rich stage experience, he has been confronting again and again these days.

In addition, Qi Shejiang was completely shattered in telling him about his illness, and reached the height of a note. The pause time of a sentence completely forced Zhang Yue to grasp it.

Otherwise, it ’s hard to make the audience laugh on the stage without practice, and it may be difficult to do it naturally.

And Zhang Yue is very good. As long as he tells some real things and real ideas on the stage, everyone will feel funny …

As everyone knows, these two really have a leg!

“But this time back, to be honest, there are no other paragraphs, we will schedule that program, or we will call the Sri Lankan language?” Qi Shejiang laughed, and then proposed, he and Xu Si Yu also prepared two short segments to return.

There are also two teachers, Meng and Zeng, who have to come out and talk. If it wasn’t for the younger brother to go to rest first, he should also be invited to make a speech. This is their first special performance after all.

“No!” Zhang Yue said immediately.

“Ouch ~~”

But it ’s not just girls, male audiences are coaxing. The entertainment of the show just now has not passed yet.

“No, I can’t just say that when I come back, I can’t say much, I can still sing.” Zhang Yue took the opportunity to fish out his sleeves. “I haven’t gotten hot in the phoenix. Xu Si waited Go ahead! “

“Then you perform first?” Qi Shejiang looked at him with a smile and looked very pampered. It’s okay to play for a long time tonight. Zhang Yue is over. He asked Xu Siyu again.

The fans on the spot who are engaged in cp are almost unable to breathe, “Well … day and night are so good …”

Sitting side by side, Xia Yiwei shook his goosebumps when he saw this scene: My son loves tiresome people!

“I’m coming, I’ll sing some children’s books.” Zhang Yue thought about it, “Learn from him.”

Qi Shejiang Shunkou replied: “You are not nonsense.”

It ’s not him who can learn with him, who can go to school and find a younger teacher.

Zhang Yue did n’t sing. One sing was an excerpt from the difficult “Q. 10 Questions.” “The majesty is rushing to the skies, and the murderous is full, but I can see Cuiyin ’s gloomy and gloomy green scarf on his head. A clever craftsman made golden silk, and the two dragons appeared dazzling. The wisps on the forehead had a juniper trembling from the Jiulong plate. Wearing a nine-headed swallow and eight-faced animal face, the delicate scales were densely packed with Tang’s locks. Serial gold armor … “

Well, Zhang Yue deserves to be a singer, full of breath, and is also personally taught by Qi Shejiang. He sings very well, and his singing style is exactly the same as Qi Shejiang. Think about it this way, I think the relationship between the two is better.

When Zhang Yue sang halfway, Qi Shejiang took the lead and applauded, looking a little proud.

After singing for a while, Zhang Yue asked with a smile: “Am I singing well?”

The audience praised in unison: “Okay!”

Zhang Yue ignored and stared at Qi Shejiang: “Ask you.”

Audience: “………”

Qi Shejiang did not approve just now, smiled, “It’s very good.”

Zhang Yue was satisfied now.

Audience: “噫 ——”

Hissing rose.

It’s so good, it’s so good!

There were also fans who shouted, “Okay! One more time!”

“Come again? Can’t come, this thing is about to sing out of breath.” Zhang Yue stroked his chest, not a joke, this section is really terrible.

Although the children’s book has been sung, the popular songs have not been sung yet. Zhang Yue is here. Is there any less singing?

Everyone chanted again. Needless to say, the loudest voices were “Why West Chamber” and “Autumn Water”.

“… Well, let’s sing” Autumn Water “and sing me a new version of it, I sang it once while performing on the street.” Zhang Yueyi said that many people have impressions, not just these two It was photographed that year, it was the first sound of the day and night cp.

In fact, many CP fans did many listening tests later and tried to restore his lyrics. They all felt that the lyrics and Qi Shejiang touched the edge, and there was much sugar anyway.

Now that I heard Zhang Yue say I want to sing again, I don’t know how excited.

That’s right, the change of words is definitely for Qi Shejiang’s reform, otherwise why does Qi Shejiang sing every time … if it is not love?

“Then I’ll accompany you.” Qi Shejiang asked someone to take up his Sanxian and try the sound.

Qi Shejiang held Sanxian, glanced at Zhang Yue, and smiled, “Zhang Yue sings very well. I just like him when I listen to him singing.”

The cp fan under the stage made a happy howl, my cute cp will be open for business!

There are more laughs from the audience: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

They are not tired of playing this one hundred times!

Only opened his ears and his heart beat.

Most people didn’t know that Qi Shejiang had just spoken a real love affair in front of everyone’s generous and secret confession.

The two stared at each other for three seconds without saying a word.

True or false, in the excitement, others can’t tell the difference between drama and truth, just like Qi Shejiang can’t tell whether he is a dream in front of him for 80 years or whether the soul dream has strayed into this body.

The rivers and lakes are too big, and too few acquaintances. I hope that this meeting will not fail.

Qi Shejiang gently plucked his strings, Zhang Yue responded with singing, floating in the venue:

Autumn water flows from spring to winter, and the sea level does not seem to be any different.

You have counted thirty-nine sycamores flying from the green hills, only to see the frost wind to this night.

For the time being, borrowing the wind flower to stop Xueyue, it became a dream that can’t be dreamed of.

Xicheng Yanshen couldn’t call back the plum blossoms thirty-nine times, but met on the string.

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