What Naruto Is Not Allowed To Do - Chapter 4 Team Nine Aka Team Guy

Neji, your hitai-ate is supposed to have the leaf symbol on it, not Pwn Ma73r, change it back.

Tenten, people are beginning to wonder about your uses of weapons after they saw you pull them from some rather unorthodox places. Wait, is that kunai vibrating!

Lee, you will not tell students about the Flames of Youth again. We already have the Konohamaru Corps causing enough havoc from Naruto’s influence.

While we applaud your skills at psychological warfare, Neji, you will never again tell academy students about fate, destiny, and how they’re linked to their pitiful n00b skillz. Where the hell do you get these words from, anyway?

Tenten, you will not reply to what Neji says with “Jawol mein Fuher!”

Don’t ask Lee, we don’t want to go there.

Guy, can you explain why Tenten was holding a drunken rave in the Forest of Death?

Can you also explain why all the attendees, including Tenten, had all of their clothing gone, and cut to ribbons which thus decorated said party?

Because of that, Naruto is now getting molested even more often by women in the village.

No Lee, you will not challenge Neji to see who the true Lord of the Dance is.

Lee, can you explain how you managed to acquire alcohol when everyone in the village was expressly forbidden to provide you any?

Neji, the Byakugan is not to be used to peep on the women’s baths, especially when the most attractive kunoichi are there.

You deserved to get pounded, skewered, maimed, broken, and abused like that Neji.

Lee, setting yourself on fire to see how brightly your Flames of Youth burn will not happen again.

Don’t encourage him Guy.

No, Tenten, you can’t use Tora as a practice dummy for your weapons.

Neither can you use the cat to practice your Jyuuken on, Neji.

Neji, quit telling Genma that you know more erogenous zones on a woman’s body than him.

No, Lee, justno.

Tenten, can you explain why you were found, naked, surrounded by chocolate covered weapons, in Naruto’s apartment?

Tenten is another genin who is not allowed to associate with Anko Mitarashi.

Neji, we are beginning to wonder if your ego is for compensating for any possible lacking attributes you may have. It’s the only explanation.

Don’t even think about it, Lee.

Team Guy will not teach at the academy when any of the chuunin are sick. It took the instructors three weeks to get those kids back to normal.

Tenten, you will not play fetch with the Inuzuka Clan’s dogs with kunai, even if they were blunted.

Guy, you and Lee will not do that man hug in the presence of diplomats from other hidden villages again.

Tenten, change back to what you wore beforehand, and put the dominatrix outfit away.

Why are you wearing a bridle, Neji?

Put the squirrel down Lee.

Neji, you will not try to put an assassination contact out on the Main Branch family elders, even if Hinata and Hanabi were the ones originally behind the idea.

Guy, you are forbidden from taking on any more personal students after Rock Lee, effective immediately.

Lee, you are forbidden from taking any personal students due to fact we can’t keep retiring Genin after a week of active service.

Neji , you are not allow to threaten any one who looks at, talk to or touch Hinata, especially Naruto. She is a big girl and can defend herself from any she doesn’t want to be around them, or molested in the case of Naruto.

Neji, do you happen to know why at least 5% of our budget goes to overprice hair shampoo and why its ship directly to the Hyuga compound?

Tenten, you are not allowed to throw kunai, shurikens, rocks, bricks or any other objects not mention at female hopefuls heading at the academy for being fan-girls.

Tenten, you are forbidden from tying them up, and threatening them to with any type of weapon or blunt objects to “Change Their Ways About Being Fangirls.” Especially when its in the Forbidden Forest and partner up with Anko.

We have hard enough time get standard teams out, we don’t need them further imbalanced because you scare the hopefuls into quitting.

Tenten, due to higher then average graduation rate brought about scaring hopefuls straight, you are hereby order to disregraded previous orders and encourage to frightening hopefuls to scare straight, so sign Hokage, Tsunade Senju.

By Order of the Council and Hokage, Tenten is hereby forbidden to interact with any academy students due to a incident that cause the whole class to drop out of fear. The events leading up are hereby classified and sealed to Jonin level and up.

By order of the Hokage and the Council, Guy and Lee are forbidden from using the sunset jutsu within fifty feet of the Hokage and any sitting member of the Council or Clan Heads.

By order of the Hokage, only Neji and Tenten are allowed to speak and engaged with villages clients for Team Guy to prevent international incidents.

Neji, No you are not allowed to get a dog and name it Doge!

Tenten, You are not allowed to experiment with explosive seals together with Naruto.

Even if it results in better seals. You have caused more property damage than what you have gained through sales.