What To Do If The System Forces You To Exercise - Chapter 62
Just like Lao Zhan said, they can only play games with fate. Originally, they thought about playing casual tasks. Unfortunately, Lao Zhan also saw their laziness and took out a few cardboard boxes with a smile. Speaking of these cartons,
“You have ten people. There is only one king. There are ten **** in this box. Red represents the king. Others have numbers from one to nine. And this … the king just needs to say the number and draw a paper. Just look at what you want to do, it ’s like this, I ’m the king, I said, number three and number five … ”Lao Zhan took out a piece of paper and opened it.
“Niche, the king can choose who he wants, who knows?”
Everyone: … no no no, why is the first one to be extracted? There is nothing normal in this carton!
“You can rest assured that this will allow you to play until dinner, but don’t forget to forget about it ~”
Everyone: Who will forget me!
“Ah ~ yes ~ some tasks may be the same, please don’t mind ~ you can start ~” Lao Zhan said with a smile. As a result, the show crew did not know where to find the popcorn, and put it on Lao Zhan. By the way, he just tilted Erlang’s legs and watched them start to eat leisurely.
Everyone: This is treating us as a movie! hateful! Come here, I promise not to kill you!
“No way, let’s play, anyway, we can’t swim or anything.” Uncle Mu Du shrugged and took the lead to draw a ball. With his lead, everyone took their own numbers.
“Who is the king?” Wen Jiexi looked at the ball with the number three and looked around.
“I!” Huo Liner raised her hand and rubbed her hands nervously. She did not expect that the first one was the king. She looked at the crowd hesitantly.
“No. 5 and No. 9” said, taking out a note from another carton and opening it,
“Uh … race …?”
“race?”
“What are you running?”
Just when everyone was puzzled, the crew of the show suddenly came out. The three of them took a bamboo pole and quickly completed a simple sand painting runway. It should be 100 meters in visual inspection. A red line.
“… This preparation is really complete …” Wen Jie said, touching her nose,
“Who are the 5th and 9th?”
“I!” Two voices sounded at the same time, is Shi Junmao and Lan Yuyan, the showdown between the sunshine boys?
“Come on, come on, let’s race!” Lan Yuyan said without any nervousness, ran to the runway in excitement, and waved toward Shi Junmao.
“Hey, I won’t lose!” Shi Junmao was also eager to try.
“Then I will be the referee!” Mu Du was infected by the two energetic youths, walked to the two of them, raised his hand,
“Ready! Let’s go!” He said and waved vigorously.
Brush … the two rushed out, but it took a few blinks to cross the finish line, and the speed was almost not up or down, but with a slight gap, Lan Yuyan won the victory, of course, it was not visible to the naked eye, but The red ribbon is on Lan Yuyan’s waist, which is the best proof.
“Wow ha ha ha, I won!” Lan Yuyan cheered.
“Huh, I won’t lose next time!” There was only a slight gap, of course Shi Junmao was unwilling, and said with a skeptical gesture.
“No, no! I will win next time!” Lan Yu interjected.
They bothered back to the crowd,
“Next! It seems that every action is not strange!” Lan Yuyan gasped and said with a smile.
I have to say that it feels good to have a good start. Since there is nothing in the first round, does it mean that the strange instructions are not all? The people thinking like this started the next round,
“I’m a king!” Wen Ting shouted first, and then looked at the crowd cheerfully,
“Well … No. 4 … flip back, ten times! Who is No. 4?”
“I!” Wen Jiexi held up the ball with the number four on her back and said, at the same time, she sighed with relief and it was easy!
In the attention of everyone, Wen Jiexi didn’t delay. After taking a few steps back, she did some backflips ten times, without any pause, and finally landed steadily, with a blushing and pant-like appearance. She applauded.
Wen Jie was embarrassed to scratch her head, and brought the hat back to her head.
“keep going!”
“By the way, what if someone can’t do it, and if they get it again, not everyone can do it.” Huo Liner raised his hand to ask.
“Can’t do it …” Lao Zhan raised an eyebrow and raised an eyebrow,
“Then there will be punishment ~” Then, someone immediately ran over with a small cardboard box,
“If you can’t, just pick one. It’s all what ordinary people can do.”
Everyone: When you say that, nothing will happen.
next round,
“I, I, I’m the king!” Lan Yuyan said holding the red ball,
“Number eight and number seven … Princess hold! Then number seven hold number eight …”
“I’m the seventh.” Wen Jiexi said, holding his ball,
“Who is number eight?”
“… I …” A trembling hand was raised, and everyone was silent when they saw the man. Why? Because the person raising his hand is Mu Du!
Mu Du’s heart also collapsed. He held the princess pretty much. He didn’t have any problem asking him to hold a man. Just now I had a lot of lip prints. The princess hugged me, but why was he hugged by the princess? Still one can be your own daughter! This this this is too shame this is …
“Uh … can I change it?” Lan Yuyan said nana.
“No, you can’t regret it when you say it.” At this time, Lao Zhan sat up, and there was no slackness in his eyes, and his eyes were about to fall out, showing how grateful I am and how imposing I am.
Mu Du stared at Lao Zhan fiercely, muttering in his mouth,
“Remember me … I must tell my wife to talk to your wife …”
Wen Jie Xi, who came to Uncle Mu Du, heard his broken thoughts, and almost laughed out loud. Unexpectedly, Uncle Mu Du’s revenge method was to go home and his wife said, too happy!
“Uncle Mu Du, I’m starting.” Wen Jiexi said.
“Ah? This … wow!” Mu Du’s face was tangled, thinking whether he would sacrifice hue for this show, but Wen Jiexi did not wait for Mu Du to say yes, she didn’t want to experience the so-called Punishment game. Because of the sudden movement of Wen Jiexi, Mu Du exclaimed, and his subconsciously wrapped around Wen Jiexi’s shoulder.
“Hahahaha!”
“Haha .. haha …”
Seeing Mudu ’s reflection, almost everyone laughed.
“What a smile, this is my Ouba ~ Don’t be too envious of you ~” Maybe it was because you were picked up, already ashamed, Mu Du actually held up the orchid finger, and gave everyone a wink and gave everyone a Air kiss.
“evil…”
“Cough cough … cough.”
Mu Du: Laugh at me, just pay the price! Disgusting you.
Then many rounds came down. Some people did stupid things. Some people were ridiculed. See how many people were painted with strange makeup on their faces. It was really … so angry … everyone looked Lao Zhan, who was laughing continuously, had blue tendons on his head. They looked at each other and rubbed each other in secret.
“Next … I’m the King!” Mu Du took the red ball, and he finally became the King for the first time, moved! He looked at Lao Zhan who was still leisurely and blinked at everyone,
“So number three …” He deliberately put it in slow motion …
Lan Yuyan threw the ball and laughed at everyone,
“Lao Zhan, I also want to eat fruit …” Wen Ting said next to Lao Zhan, coquettishly.
“Well …” Old Zhan looked at the crowd with a little suspicion, and felt that Wen Ting’s sudden action had a strange feeling, but there was no special response from other people, but it looked like Mu Duzheng turned at a glance. Stirring the note’s hand, it seemed to care about it. After thinking about it, I turned around and inserted a watermelon with a bamboo stick for Wen Ting, but when he turned sideways, Lan Yuyan had already reached the side of Lao Zhan. , And stuffed his ball into Old Jan’s pocket.
“Hold it, get it for you.”
“Thank you ~” Wen Ting took the watermelon with a smile, stuffed it into her mouth, and glanced at Lao Zhan’s pocket to make sure the ball didn’t fall out. Then she turned around and stood up where Lao Zhan couldn’t see. Thumbs up gesture.
After watching this series of extremely smooth movements, Wen Jiexi can only describe her feelings with stunned words. I did not expect that the two people who always met each other every time they met, the tacit understanding could be so good, absolutely, I admire you!
“So what is No. 3 going to do …” Mu Du finally pulled out a piece of paper when the two returned, spread out his eyes, widened his body, and seemed to be … bearing a laugh. ..
“Puff puff…”
“What is it! Brother Mu, you say it fast, don’t sell off!” Shi Junmao urged, if the old Zhan found something wrong, it would be bad.
“Put on the white dress and walk on the beach to confess to the first man I saw” Mu Du read the words written on the paper.
“puff..”
“.. so exciting …”
“Who is number three, and who is number three?” Old Zhan was excited when he heard this. This was more exciting than the previous ones. This was something that I had racked my brains to think about, but it would be fine for women, but if Man, wow quack, so happy.
“Who is it?” Mu Du raised his eyebrows, his tone was prolonged, and he looked at Lao Zhan hummingly, looking at this excitement, this thing must have been Lao Zhan’s thought.
“What do you guys see me do? Continue the game!” Lao Zhan had a strange, uncomfortable feeling in the eyes of the crowd, and Lao Zhan stood up and stretched out. Stretching his back, suddenly something fell out of himself, attracting his attention.
Head down, that’s … a ball?
The ball rolled and rolled, and finally stopped, and the number above just turned up, and a big three reflected into the vision of Lao Zhan.
“You you you … you pit me!” Lao Zhan tremblingly pointed at the crowd. Could it be that … Lao Zhan’s eyes fell on Wen Ting. Just now he looked at the players. How could he be so successful? If you think about it, only when you just took the watermelon sideways, that short period of time can be used for them to start, and their only soft-hearted moment actually got to themselves.
“Oh, Lao Zhan, don’t look at Wen Ting, we just think that it is better for Zhonglele to pull the audience together for fun, isn’t it?” Lan Yuyan said with a smile on his head, his face smiling. It’s all the caper after the trick.
“No … not … I …”
“Lao Zhan, the ball is already in your hands, you can’t escape it, right?” Chu Heling also said slowly at this time.
“Yes, the rules you said, you have to abide by.” Li Lingqing agreed.
Su Chenyu and Yan Hao did not speak in Chengdu, but oppressed with their eyes.
Wen Jiexi hid behind Su Chenyu and probed her head, looking at the already distorted face of Lao Zhan, alas, so if the whole is too much, there will be retribution to herself, this is a typical case.
“Come on, Lao Zhan, come here ~ Otherwise, do you want to try the punishment game?” Shi Junmao passed the box to Lao Zhan with a big smile, hehe smiled.
“Huh, no need, since I was pitted by you, I will do a good job.” Lao Zhan pushed the box open, looked up very aggressively, in fact, thought inwardly, please, inside the box, ten Nine of them are like this, that’s not the same!
Everyone despised the eyes: I did not dare to take the punishment box myself, but fortunately none of us tried it, or you would be pitted, wow haha, the host pitted himself, which is also a strange thing .
Lao Zhan quickly walked into the fitting room, but walked out in ten minutes. She wore a simple white dress. It would look elegant if the girl wore it, but Lao Zhan put it on, and his body directly put The tightness of the dress and the beer belly he called “the ultimate realm of the man” in front of him, what should I say, it has become a big belly suit, but it is a male version of the big belly suit …
Then I do n’t know who helped Lao Zhan. She painted her makeup. Her dark face was pink and white, with big red lips and blue eyebrows. It looked so terrible!
“My mother … if I were the confessed man, would I want to cry …” Shi Junmao muttered to himself.
“I think it will have nightmares!” Lan Yuyan sighed and sighed.
“Hahaha …” Mu Du just smiled wildly at the vomit of the crowd, then grabbed the arm of the show crew,
“Hey, is there a mobile phone! Let me take a picture, let me take a picture, I must have a close-up!”
“Are we going to check it out? I just saw that Lao Zhan left with a note and didn’t know what it was.” Huo Liner said with a probe, her eyes full of curiosity.
“That was the line that Lao Zhan thought. It was meant to be read by you. I didn’t expect to dig into him.” A member of the show group laughed, covering his mouth, looking very happy.
“Hurry away, how can you miss such a good show!” Lan Yuyan beckoned to the crowd and rushed behind Lao Zhan.
A strange picture appeared on the beach, ten men and women in animal costumes, followed by a big belly … uncle …
Old Zhan walked and finally met a man, the same middle-aged man, old Zhan stopped people,
“Hello, I have something to tell you.”
“Uh … is there something wrong?” The man looked at Lao Zhan, wondering if it was an illusion. Wen Jiexi thought the man’s eyes were strange.
“Cough …” Lao Zhan coughed, opened the paper, and began to recite with emotion,
“I want to say that the first time I saw you, I was convinced by your handsomeness, and I wanted to come forward and meet you, but I couldn’t courage this courage, and finally waited until the moment when we were alone, I finally took the first step in my life. When I first saw you, to me, you are like shining the light in my life. Without you, I do n’t know how to live. Please accept me. Love it! “After the words were finished, he held the man’s hand affectionately, and his eyes fluttered and fluttered.
Everyone: Evil … deserves to be old Zhan, what came up with this … Fortunately, did they get such strange instructions …
Among them, Lan Yuyan felt the most fortunate, but fortunately, he gave the number to Lao Zhan, otherwise it was himself who was approaching at this time, which was terrible.
To everyone’s surprise, instead of retreating, the man grabbed Lao Zhan’s hand, and his face was full of emotion.
“I finally met the right person. Do you really love me at first sight?”
Wait … this script doesn’t seem right! Not only Lao Zhan, everyone was wrong about it, but Lao Zhan quickly reacted and said with affection and sadness on his face,
“Yes, I love you at first sight, unfortunately …”
“What a pity?” The man asked excitedly.
“It’s a pity that we met too late, we are already … it is impossible …” Then, old Zhan burst into tears.
“Oh no, this is the worst news I’ve heard!” The man shivered with tears in his eyes.
“Let’s go … Hurry up … I don’t want to see you, my heart hurts.” Lao Zhan took back her hand, put it in her heart, a sad face full of faces.
“Woohoo.” Then the man really … cried and ran away …
Everyone was embarrassed, why are they obviously a funny picture, but they feel empty? !!
“Ah, let’s go.”
“It’s time to go back.”
No longer paying attention to the old Zhan who was still performing on the ground, the crowd directly returned and continued to play the game.
“Hey, why can’t you wait for me!” Old Zhan who wiped his face with a damp cloth, at that time waiting for the man to run away when he couldn’t see, jumped up immediately, and wanted to tell them how dedicated they were, and as a result Everyone is running out!
“We don’t want to continue watching you cry like you would die. I believe your wife would be very interesting to see this paragraph.” Mudu ate peppers, biting his face, spitting his tongue and constantly fanning, but his mouth was facing old Zhan also There was no water at all.
Old Zhan: I forgot this is the show, my image!
Ignoring the circle around, old Zhan with a sad face, Wen Jie Xi, they are still playing the game slowly,
“I’m a king.” Yan Haocheng said holding the red ball and pulled out a note without stopping,
“Niche … just niche No. 5 and No. 7.”
Wen Jiexi looked at the numbers in her hands, her eyes widened, why was it seven, why not five! Niche … it really has the same note
“Who is number seven and who is number five?” Lan Yuyan asked.
“I’m five.” Su Chenyu stretched out his hand, his palms spread out, showing that the number five ball was exposed in front of everyone.
Looking at the number ball in his hand and then looking at the numbers in Su Chenyu’s hands, he couldn’t wait to exchange them. Wen Jie wanted to cry without tears, and she was clearly the side of the niches.
“Who is No.7, let me admit it!” Wen Ting said excitedly, and at the same time she was very disappointed. She also wanted to make Su Goddess niches.
“I … I’m number seven …” Wen Jiexi said with a weak hand.
Su Chenyu raised an eyebrow at Wen Jiexi’s entangled and resentful gaze, patted her head, and gathered in the past.
“I look forward to it …”
“… wow …” Wen Jie trembled, a little shocked and a little shy, what to expect, what to expect! No, no … it’s just a niches!
“But there is no wall for the niches, so how do you do this? Or you can drive a car over and let the car wall act?” Wen Ting suggested.
“You don’t need to worry about it, but we have fully prepared for each note.” Lao Zhan said with his arms folded, and he skipped in his heart. I did not expect that he was actually pitted by this group of people and himself. It ’s a pit, and it ’s too ugly to drill holes!
“Yo, Lao Zhan, you’re back after changing clothes!” Mu Du said with a smile. How old Lao Zhan felt that the face was very unpleasant to the eye, rubbing secretly to increase the scene where Mu Du was held by the princess Close-up, especially the orchid finger!
While they were talking, the crew of the show had taken a wooden board with a piece of wood pattern on it. If they only took the center of the wooden board, it would really look like a wall.
“Come on, let’s get started!” Lao Zhan saw that the erection had been completed, and then hurriedly, wow quack, you can see Su goddess niches! This is a rare sight.
“I am now … I haven’t …” Be prepared … Wen Jiexi’s voice is getting softer and softer, because Su Chenyu has gradually forced her step by step, with inexplicable In the momentum, Wen Jiexi continued to recede, and was quickly blocked by the wooden board behind her. There was no way back, just as she was thinking about whether she would smash the board backwards and run away,
Touch … Su Chenyu’s hand has been propped up by Wen Jiexi, who was slightly taller because Wen Jie’s posture leaning against the wall is more obvious. She bends slightly, her hair slips, and her face reaches Wen Jie Beside Xi, the **** and magnetic voice whispered directly in Wen Jiexi’s ear,
“Do you like it?”
Fluttering fluttering … This sentence echoed in my mind, Wen Jiexi only heard the sound of his heartbeat speeding at this moment.