What To Do If The System Forces You To Exercise - Chapter 67
“This **** …” Lan Yuyan almost couldn’t help swearing, not just him, everyone had the look of constipation, and no one expected that they would be locked in an iron cage someday.
“It’s ironic that I want us to dance.” Wen Ting leaped frantically. It was a shame to think of what kind of dress she was going to wear.
“You girls are all right. If we wear these big masters, it really hurts our eyes.” Shi Junmao said angrily, even a big master would wear a straw skirt. Coconut bra? This show crew hopes he will always be single!
Huh … Mu Du reached out and knocked on the iron bars. This cage may be because of the time-saving, but it looks like a long strip, but although the distance between the two iron bars is not dense, people can’t get out sideways. Yes, as long as you go out a little bit, you will get stuck. The idea of getting out directly is impossible.
“This may still be a thick iron bar.”
The palm can barely hold one. Obviously, the ordinary iron bars do not have such thickness. It looks much worse than the one above. It seems to strengthen the defense below. .
“Suddenly there was an urge to throw Lao Zhan into Slime when it was over, and let him stay there all night.” Shi Junmao murmured sitting on the ground.
“I think so.” Chu Heling, known for her gentleness, said lightly, and everyone looked at her with a small Tic-tac-toe in amazement, which looked particularly remarkable.
Wow. Old Zhan dislikes Chu Heling, who is known as “Gentle Big Sister,” and has a promising future, admired and admired.
“Would you like to add some water to him so that he can be sober and awake?” Li Lingqing said vaguely.
Others: Lao Zhan, please ask for blessing, but we support …
Old Zhan’s horrified face: You can’t do this to me! I’m the host, the host for the sake of the audience! And you can’t do it, just slightly!
“Then sit here now until it’s dark?” Lan Yuyan hugged his head, and lay down regardless of whether the ground was dirty or not. Anyway, his clothes were dirty enough, no problem.
But Yan Haocheng didn’t seem to agree and pulled him directly.
“Don’t lie down and sit.”
“Oh.”
Most people were sitting on the floor, only two or three were still standing, walking around, Wen Jie came to the iron bar and played a bomb,
“Jie Xi, why do n’t you kick this iron cage? With your strength, I think it’s ok! And there are also yellow missions! Rescue everyone out of the cage, you can get five thousand pounds! Ah, this mission is not Punishment, because there is already a punishment. “The regiment went around Wen Jie to come up with an idea, and in his later period, Wen Jie also knew that if he didn’t go out to find the exit, the terrible hula punishment would be waiting for them.
There are only one or two people with me, and they can still rely on me, but now so many people may be taken out. It will not be a game, but a few human cannonballs will be lifted up and sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. I don’t want to be in the news this way.
“You humans are really troublesome …” Tuanzi said with a sip.
Oh, Wen Jie rubbed her eyebrows and was completely immune to the words of the dumplings.
“So you have to pick up the task? The task will take half an hour,” the regiment asked.
Help me pick it up, I’m watching again.
“Oh!”
She observed the iron bar again, and Su Chenyu did not know when she came to her.
“What are you looking at? Are you not resting?”
“I’m thinking about the possibility of destroying the iron.” Wen Jiexi honestly stated her thoughts.
“What?” Su Chenyu was bewildered by this shocking speech, reached out and held an iron bar,
“You want to destroy it?”
“Well, try it, we have cracked the map, it is really a pity to stay here.” Wen Jiexi said helplessly, they found that the map is correct, they began to observe their location, and then drew a road It is a pity that they are being held here now, otherwise they will definitely be able to reach the exit before dark.
After thinking about it, Wen Jiexi grabbed the two iron bars with both hands, because it was thick, so she could n’t grasp it, and she might slip off. Wen Jiexi had her fingers hooked, her thumb pressed as an assistant, her feet spread , Stepping on the ground hard, using your waist to pull, your hands will be pulled outward …
Titicaca … the harsh sound of friction, the iron bar was slowly under the eyes of everyone, at a speed that can be seen by the naked eye … bent to both sides! !! !! It has an L-shape.
“Haha, it seems to be working well.” Wen Jiexi shook some reddish fingers and said that with such force, the fingers really hurt.
“Don’t make it so big next time.” Su Chenyu watched Wen Jiexi’s hand frown slightly, stretched out her hand to hold Wen Jiexi’s hand, rubbed it at her finger, and helped her press.
“Whoa, it’s true …” Shi Junmao muttered to himself, and he seemed to see the Superwoman.
“Isn’t this a fake iron bar?” Wen Ting stood up, rushed to the iron bar, and pulled it hard, but unfortunately she exerted her strength to feed her milk, and the iron bar did not move at all.
“How exactly is this arm?” Li Lingqing saw this magical scene in his own eyes, almost like Wang Hao, and almost wanted to remove Wen Jiexi’s clothes to study it.
“Don’t move your hands.” Su Chen said politely and let go of Li Lingqing’s hand that was about to meet Wen Jiexi, and said angrily.
“Well, that’s stingy.” Li Lingqing shook his palm and said with a skimp, rolling his eyes toward Su Chenyu, saying that she seemed to be stinging her little one, and she had a daughter-in-law too! It sounds like he’s a single dog, huh!
“Well, you want to pick up other people’s clothes, but also blame them.” Chu Heling reluctantly pulled away the person who sometimes had an unclear head. He was very serious when he was in the company. , Especially in front of Chen Yujie.
This hole is not big, the girls can go out smoothly, the boys are barely forced, they can come out by stretching their hands,
“His … it’s really dangerous.” Shi Junmao shook his hand and twisted his body. He just tried to shrink his body as much as possible, and it felt like it was not in line with human body mechanics.
Now only Uncle Mu Du stays inside. He is rubbing his arms and looking at the people with a sad look. His physique is of a relatively strong type. This kind of small hole cannot be drilled out at all. Everyone pulled it. He And most of my body is stuck in it,
“So what do I do?” Uncle Mu Du’s eyes were full of tears, with a look of “don’t leave me!” His eyes kept gazing at Wen Jie, hoping that she could help herself, and Wen Jie was caught by him. It looked like goosebumps, but also stepped forward.
As soon as I stepped on the iron bar, I grabbed the other with both hands, and then I opened it hard. The sound of Titicaca sounded again, but because of the greater power, the sound was more harsh and louder.
With a slam, the foot picked by the feet was finally overwhelmed, and the lower part was broken, so it hung in such a sloshing manner that it was at the end of its life.
Everyone, open your mouth, my god!
Program group: This is fake! I’m afraid it’s a fake iron cage!
“I finally came out! My Mu Hansan is back again!” Finally out of the iron cage, Uncle Mu Du was stuck in his waist, and he was screaming.
Old Zhan jumped up and said frantically,
“Hey, don’t you all say it’s going to be bold! What’s going on! Can it be inferior?”
“Lao Zhan … we found a famous company to make it for us, it can’t be inferior.” The person in charge of the program group stood out and said weakly.
“Let’s go, I’m going to see!” Old Zhan Mo’s fist was going to verify.
Program group: Didn’t you see Wen Ting tried it just now?
It’s a pity that now Zhan can’t listen to anything. After Wen Jiexi left, they ran to the iron cage, grabbed an iron bar with both hands, and stepped on the side with one foot to exert the power of feeding and pull out. The iron bar did not move at all.
Old Zhan couldn’t believe it. He actually stepped on both sides like this, kicking hard, pulling, when the face was red, and the blue tendons on his hands were exposed, the iron bars were very shameless, and it was almost invisible to the naked eye. Half a centimeter.
噗 Tong … Lao Zhan rolled backwards, howling and fell to the ground, shook his red and somewhat shy hands, looked at where Wen Jie pulled away, and looked at the iron bar that he had just pulled, shouted,
“It’s not scientific !!! So who wants to do a hula for me!”
Program group: … the last sentence is the point.
At the other end, Wen Jiexi walked along the road with a smile on their faces,
“Hey hey, old Zhan must be furious when he sees the scene just now. I think he must want us to go hula dance. Now that we have escaped, I probably jumped angrily.” Wen Ting Holding his head, he said with a smile, and then patted his thigh and laughed wildly.
“Since we’re out, let’s see how to deal with Lao Zhan.” Shi Junmao said with a fist of gears.
“Aren’t you afraid of giving everyone a bad impression?” Huo Liner said hesitantly.
“Please, old Zhan said it was a variety show, our image is almost gone, then maybe the host is brought in to play together, the audience would like to see it, let us make the game more interesting!” Lan Yu Yan squeezed his fist, he smiled.
“But if you discuss here, willn’t it be seen by Lao Zhan? I will take precautions at that time.” Mu Du scratched his head and said.
“It’s very simple …” Wen Ting snapped a finger, Lan Yuyan and Shi Junmao gathered together immediately, the three whispered not knowing what was being said, and kept whispering.
Others looked at the **** and the three people who appeared on the head with devil tails and devil horns, and the cold wind around them. Well, Lao Zhan, please ask for more blessings. Revenge is not fun, especially the young people with the most tricks. They still touch their noses and continue to hurry.
“Jie Xi, I’ll leave it to you to catch Lao Zhan.” Wen Ting said next to Wen Jie.
“Huan? Me?” Wen Jie hesitated, then couldn’t laugh or cry.
“Of course, of course, as long as you catch him, leave the rest to us!” Wen Ting patted his chest and smiled.
Wen Jiexi looked at Lan Yuyan and Shi Junmao in front of each other, and whispered that they didn’t know what was being said. It seemed to be arranging each person’s stand, and then nodded.
“I know.”
“Hahaha, with Jie Xi’s help, Lao Zhan can never run away.” Wen Ting grinned, then looked at Su Chenyu,
“Goddess Su just need to eat.” After that, he went to where Li Lingqing and Chu Heling ran.
Wen Jiexi and Su Chen looked at each other, wondering what the three men had planned.
They followed the course and after the lesson they just saw, even if they saw copper, silver, or even golden treasure chests, they ignored them directly. The most important thing is to make a maze. No one wants to try again just now.
But the puddles, these traps are still unavoidable. It took an hour and a half to finally come to the exit. Shi Junmao was soaked, and felt that the whole person was particularly depressed, because he just saw the exit was too excited and fell directly into the water Pit up.
“Hahaha, welcome back, everyone, I didn’t expect that you could come out so quickly, and no one was falling, it really opened my eyes!” Lao Zhan sat on the rocking chair next to the exit and shook the fan without shaking. Leisurely,
“Since it’s out then …”
“We’re going to play together!” Lan Yuyan grinned.
“What do you want to do again?” Old Zhan widened his eyes and looked at the obviously unwilling people, jumping up and trying to run.
Unfortunately, a figure rushed up quickly and came to Lao Zhan’s side. He pulled a tick and directly resisted the person. This person was Wen Jiexi.
“I wipe, what are you doing!” Lao Zhan screamed in shock, waving her limbs and struggling, but Lan Yuyan and Wen Ting ran up immediately, pulling the rope that they had purposely collected just now, to Lao Zhan’s Bound by hands and feet, he couldn’t move.
“Oh, Lao Zhan, don’t struggle.” Lan Yuyan still patted Lao Zhan’s **** maliciously, laughing.
“Thank you for your cooperation!” Shi Junmao bowed to the others in the show funny.
“You colluded?” Old Zhan said with wide eyes, why didn’t he see them colluding?
“Lao Zhan just went out and they were discussing how to pit you.”
“Then say to the aerial camera, if we keep it secret, we’ll invite us to dinner after the show.”
“Cheer up, we support you!”
Because he sold himself at a meal? It is said that the entertainment circle is plastic sisterhood, and the feelings in the show group are so plastic? !!
Lao Zhan regretted why he had to prove that the iron bars were inferior, but as soon as he left his sight, he was immediately pitted! !! !!
“Good, let’s go!” Mu Du patted Lao Zhan and said with a smile.
“Old Zhan, come on, you can!”
“Mu Du, you asshole!” In the scream of Lao Zhan, Wen Jie was carried to the maze.
“This way!” Huo Liner was on the way, and Wen Jiexi was following her, the old Zhan on the shoulder kept yelling,
“Let me down, let me down.”
“Old Zhan is quiet.” Wen Jie said helplessly.
“You put me down, I’ll be quiet!” Old Zhan Xin swears.
“No way.” Wen Jie shook her head.
“It’s illegal for you to do this!” Lao Zhan saw that the conditional method had no effect and immediately changed to another method.
“I think I will be dialed into the program, and I don’t think it is illegal to use medicine and Guan Tie cage, even if the program is not?” Wen Jie asked.
Woo … lambs speak better than they think!
“Otherwise you can let me down and I invite you to have a big meal! You can eat it full, seafood, hot pot, barbecue, steak or whatever,” Lao Zhan tempted.
“But … but this is not something I can decide on my own.” Although Wen Jiexi was in her heart, she didn’t want to let everyone’s plans fall through because of her desire.
“Jie Xi, I have an 80-year-old mother and seven daughters. Each of them is just an adult. My wife still needs me. I can’t die like that! I beg you to let me go!” Lao Zhan Zheng cried, but Wen Jie, who turned his back on him, didn’t know that he was just drying up, but felt hesitant to stop.
Looking at this scene, the old Zhan Yan is even more powerful, but …
“Lao Zhan, you’re so noisy, you didn’t cry, and you screamed so loudly.” Huo Liner whispered while watching Lao Zhan’s face.
When Lao Zhan’s voice heard this sentence, he stopped instantly, forgetting that there was someone!
“It’s more than loud, it’s like killing a pig. Obviously there is only one son. Now it has become seven daughters. You have seven fairies in your family! My wife needs you? I do n’t want you when I watch this show. It ’s an 80-year-old mother. Will your 60-year-old mother see you taking a feather duster for a meal? ”The belated Mu Du heard Huo Liner ’s words and turned over unceremoniously. Eyes.
The woman hates most people saying that she is old. She was twenty years old when she was twenty years old. Lao Zhan, you did it yourself!
“Oh ~” Lao Zhan wailed sharply, and his struggling body also spread out.
“Walk around, don’t care about this guy. This guy has a lot of dramas, but don’t think that the actors are all dramas. In the entertainment industry, which one is not a drama.” Mu Du’s emotions for Lao Zhan are completely ignored , Shrugged and urged.
“Oh …” Wen Jiexi felt that she was quiet and silent, and continued to move forward.
Soon I came to a very large pit with a light blue inside, which does not look like a liquid thing, yes this is the soft slimy slime.
Wen Jie put Mu Du to the side of the pit, and then she scratched her head and looked in horror, Lao Zhan, who was creeping like a caterpillar on the ground.
“Uh … Old Zhan … Come on!”
Old Zhan: You tell me to cheer, I hope you help me untie the rope! !! !!
“What is this?” Lao Zhan tried to raise his body to look at it. He only knew that it was a hole, but because he had just turned his back, he didn’t see what it was.
“This is a good thing ~” Mu Du said, squatting to the side of Lao Zhan.
“Hey, go, go and talk here less.” Lao Zhan raised his head stiffly, though he was stunned.
“Hum.” Mu Du Leng hummed and pushed Lao Zhan’s entire body forward so that he could see what was in the pit.
“Wow …” Old Zhan, who had been yelling, saw his contents wide, and his eyes widened.
“You don’t want to throw me in, right?” He looked up at the three people standing next to him, seeing them all watching him in silence,
“You guys are so cruel?”
“We can’t be crueler than you are cruelly.” Mu Du rolled his eyes and saw how badly they fell, but this product has only been tried once. It is estimated that they just fell into the scene Laughed crazy as a joke.
“This is just … for the effect of the program …” Old Zhan muttered softly.
“We are also for the effect of the show. Look at which variety show host has been rectified, this will definitely set a new high ratings!” Shi Junmao ran back with a bunch of bags that scented, laughing.
“I agree, we must be the newest.” Lan Yuyan also came over holding a wooden box.
On closer inspection, almost all they brought back was food, ten boxes of pizza, four barrels of fried chicken, two barrels of roast chicken, six bottles of beverages, and even ice buckets.
“Where did you get the food?” Old Zhan’s eyes were almost protruding.
“Well … of course, let the people in the show buy it, oh, of course, half of our price, then Goddess Su signed them.” Wen Ting said with a smile,
“I heard that Goddess Su was willing to sign them, but they couldn’t find the north and the south with excitement.”
Old Zhan: These little cubs!
“So old Zhan, come on!” Shi Junmao and Lan Yuyan carried Old Zhan up and threw it down in the old Zhan’s wow.
噗 Tong … Lao Zhan just fell down like this, and then made a great through sound. Take a closer look. Lao Zhan’s entire body, the place below the neck, actually got trapped. Think about them even if they fall in, It’s just a waist, but looking at the current situation of Lao Zhan, everyone can’t help but cover his mouth and laugh.
“Lao Zhan, I can’t see how your momentum is so good!” Lan Yuyan laughed as he looked down at Lao Zhan.
“Huh, cubs.” Old Zhan rolled her eyes at Lan Yuyan, not knowing when the unwrapped limbs were slowly swiping inside Slime. It can be said that the speed is extremely slow, but it can really move. .
But if you want to try to lift your hand, it can only be absolutely impossible, as if there is a harder film on the outside to block anything out.
“Come here! Come for dinner! Everyone is hungry!” Wen Ting greeted loudly, then opened the pizza box, and the aroma of the food immediately drifted into the air,
“It’s so fragrant! It feels like I haven’t enjoyed eating so much for a long time!” Uncle Mu Du took a piece of pizza and ate it with interest.
“There’s a lot more, let’s have some drinks.” Chu Heling took the juice in a disposable plastic cup and poured the drink to everyone.
“Sister Su eat fried chicken?” Wen Jiexi specially picked two chicken legs, wrapped the bones with a tissue, and handed one to Su Chenyu.
“Hurry up.” Su Chenyu touched Wen Jiexi’s head and took it with a smile.
The people above were eating happily, and the potholes on the side shouted,
“I want to eat too, feed me!”