What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub - Chapter 150

As the saying goes, when I was three years old, I saw that Fei Feixing and He Yuyue showed very different personalities when they were born.

The little mermaid is sly and clever. He likes to spit bubbles in the water and sees the daddy showing a sweet smile. The bald-haired donkey opened his eyes on the second day of his birth. He only grew up a week later. He clearly understood the meaning of his father. When he was noisy, he had to pretend to be a little fool.

Xi Guizhen has always been very disgusted with Xiaobaihu, which makes He Ruge sometimes worried that Xi Guizhen is more eccentric.

Until one day, He Ruge inadvertently saw the post that Xi Guizhen posted on the forum:

[very annoying]

No0

I have two cubs, one is called a bald, and the other is a beggar. A bald sees that I am going to pounce on my thigh, call me slyly, and when I drink milk, I have to drill into my arms. In the meantime, if I don’t hold him, he will stick to my trousers or put my tail on my upper. Anyway, he will glare at me.

It seems that when I drink milk, the milk will become more fragrant. Every time I took a few mouthfuls of milk, I suddenly leaned against me and spoiled me. I took it to me and licked my hand.

A bald is the most sticky to me. It may be that he saw me in a broken shell and had a nestling plot for me. I have to chase after me to drink milk, and I have to wash him in the shower. I have to hug him every day.

What should I do if my baby is too sticky?

No1

I want a baby like this! Even a bald donkey doesn’t matter!

No2

The landlord, you are here to show off! unacceptable!

No3

Ah, so cute.

No4

I want to lie to me to have children.

No5

So cute, very envious of the landlord!

No6

My family is also super cute (mother love filter)

No7

I only talked about a baldness, what about it? Can’t you have a name? !

Landlord

No8

Yesterday, A bald called me like a repeater. Hey, my lover asked, isn’t it awkward?

I don’t think so. A bald is similar to my breed. I am more able to understand the meaning of baldness than my lover. I think A bald is trying to drink water. I turned and prepared to help A bald pour water. A bald circle around my feet.

Many times I feel that a bald is not like me. I was born like a scorpion, my hair is like a cat, and I am like a dog when I stick to me.

A bald around me, I am afraid to step on him, he has not had my feet big, then, I deliberately pretend to be impatient, said to A bald, is it necessary to drink water, then I will not give you fall down.

A bald is stupid. He can’t tell whether I am really angry or fake. I just have a tone, and I can’t let go. He would yell at me with his tail, as if he was asking me not to be angry.

My lover knows that I don’t really get angry, but my face is very sultry. When we sleep at night, when a bald and aunt are asleep, my lover will hold my hand and whisper: “A Baldness is the back of our hands. It is our palms, and the back of the palms are all meat.”

I don’t know how to say to my lover. I did think at first that I didn’t like A bald. A bald is like me, but not at all. Sometimes I want a bald like my lover, just like a donkey. Then I can love him naturally.

I don’t want to be too good for A bald.

My lover and my fingers clasped each other, kissed him, and let him stop talking with practical actions.

Then again, I poured water on the bald abdomen yesterday. A bald saw me murderous, and carefully jumped on my slippers, and dared not speak. I don’t recommend one more leg pendant, silent to pour water into the bald.

A bald look at me did not respond, suddenly rubbed my ankle with my head, very soft, thin soft and fluffy hair I think, A bald is now not bald. Maybe you shouldn’t call him a bald.

However, my lover said that in his hometown, there is a saying that it is a good name to feed.

A bald was born only half of the big, may be robbed of the abdomen nutrients. A bald was born bald and ugly, and his body was weak, but he was always very noisy and couldn’t stop for a moment. It didn’t look like a porcelain doll.

In terms of appearance, 啵啵 is more like a fragile porcelain doll.

My lover and I recently found a way to return to his hometown. When A bald and aunt are bigger, we will take them back to their hometown.

Besides, the vultures licked my ankles on my shoes. In fact, I was very fond of laughing at the time. When I was laughing at a young age, I learned to be diligent. I don’t know if I have raised my lips, maybe, maybe not. I think I shouldn’t seem to be too fierce at the time, so A bald looked up at me and stared at me, and I wanted to hug him.

I don’t think I should be too indulgent in a baldness, so carrying his back neck, knocking on his skull and letting him reflect on himself.

I have a saying in my lover’s hometown that it is splendid to give some sunshine. I want to prevent the boy who is a bald from getting rid of the house.

My lover saw me knocking a baldness, and said in a row, tapping gently, don’t knock silly. A bald is very happy, and he has been pulling me all the time, wanting to play a game with me again.

I think this is stupid and ignores him.

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When He Rue song saw this, he couldn’t help but laugh out loud. He clearly remembered that day, and he returned to his face with a bald face and played a dozen times to knock his head.

At the end of the game, He Ruge was afraid that A bald would be knocked into a full bag. Although the strength of Xi Guizheng was very light and very measured, he couldn’t help but worry, so he finally stopped to sue.

Sometimes he will see it occasionally, Xi Guizhen will carry him quietly to play a bald head, a bald and a little fool like silly music.

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No9

A bald is so cute! I also want to play a bald head!

No10

Mom, sweet! Little cute a bald!

No11

So cute, I want to make a reward, hahaha, but the forum can not be rewarded, the landlord to update your daily life! Chasing more!

Landlord

No12

It has not been updated for a long time.

The night before, A bald refused to eat, and sat in the seat to play with toys. The toy was a salted fish woven by my lover with wool. The salted fish pillow was almost as big as the bald, and A bald liked the pillow.

However, he is not so indifferent, and he has to play salted fish pillows when eating. I think it should be the day before yesterday, he secretly tried to take a sip of his tail, and it was discovered by my lover that there was no cockroaches, so he changed to a salted fish pillow.

Let me talk about the stupid thing about the baldness of the water bed. At that time, my lover shouted at him and scared the a bald into the waterbed. A bald followed me and didn’t swim well.

He didn’t panic at all. He picked up the baldness of the bald, and he took care of his brother’s duties. He spit out a bald face and educated his younger brother.

My lover looked at the chicken and a bald, and was angry and distressed and funny. He asked me to dry the baldness. I took the abdomen’s back neck and took him to the dryer before hitting his mouth. Then hit his **** and finally dry the bald a bald.

I am a little angry. A bald should protect you.

I am very similar to my lover, like a breed, looks like a character, and has a similar personality. A bald and I are a bit like, I hope that A bald will protect you, not bully.

So that day, except for hitting him, I didn’t say a word to him. A bald was beaten by me for the first time. It is estimated that the buttocks have been swollen. After he was beaten, he may not want to stick to me any more, so he did not stick to me.

However, my lover saw the cold war between me and A bald. He picked up his toes and tried to touch my head. He squatted and touched the bald head.

I discovered that when my lover touched my head, it was exactly the same as touching A bald. Maybe in his heart, I am still a cub.

After my lover touched the baldness, I sang a song. The lyrics are probably, the little mouse, the lampstand, the oil, and the next sentence, it seems to be, screaming and rolling down.

After the lover sang the song, he said softly with A bald.

A bald did not respond, holding his favorite salted fish pillow without a word.

I sang out of school, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah…

When you sing, your eyes are bright. He sang very well. After I heard his voice, the anger in my heart disappeared.

I think, I may not be a qualified father, but my lover, he is a good father.

After I was mad, I couldn’t wipe my face and talk to A Bald. So when A baldness was holding a salted fish pillow and refused to eat dinner, I thought it was a time for reconciliation. To be honest, I never thought that one day I would take the initiative to reconcile.

No, it should be said that I have not thought about it. I will bow down to people other than my lover. I will take the initiative to show a small scorpion that is not dry. My temper is not very good, I am not good at showing it because I have not done this kind of thing.

I told A Bald that the two of us ate faster than anyone else. If he won, I would accompany him to play the game of playing the skull.

This sentence is quietly said, when my lover is going to eat, I am so awkward. I think, if I take the initiative to speak, A bald still ignores me, then I will not care. Anyway, I am not only a bald, but I am still awkward. The most important thing is that I still have my lover.

A bald ignores me, then ignore it. I used to have a bald day, and I can live very well.

A bald smelled up and looked up. The blue dragonfly soaked in tears stared at me silly, and I found out that A bald was crying. The salted fish pillow was wet by his tears, and it seemed to be crying for a long time. Just lowering his head is not in the salty fish pillow, but in his own tears.

I didn’t even know that A bald was crying.

I never thought that A Bald would cry. Although A Bald is in poor health, he has always been strong. He bumped, rolled down from the bed, slammed on the ground, or rolled down the stairs, he didn’t cry.

Instead, my lover was shocked and hurriedly ran to hold a bald.

I remember once, my lover was taking a bath and forgot to close the door of the bathroom. A bald sneaky ran into it. As a result, there was water on the ground. It was very slippery. He couldn’t stop the car and slammed into the glass door. On the top, the sound of the impact was so loud, but the baldness of the bald did not scream, and the body was cruelly crawling up, pretending that nothing had happened and slipped out.

So I didn’t think that A bald would cry. Also pretending to be very good, a little crying did not come out. He is usually a so-called love, screaming a non-stop cub.

I looked at A bald and suddenly found out that he did have something like me. When I was a child, I was like a bald man. I wouldn’t cry out in front of people.

A bald under my gaze, especially excited to drink the milk, and I am still eating slowly. A bald whispered, as if I wanted to hurry up with me to play the game.

When my lover didn’t pay attention, I gently bounced the head of A bald. A bald is very happy, and does not want his salted fish to hold the pillow, and dig into my arms.

I also think that A bald is not like me, he does not avenge.

I have been very vengeful since I was a child. Whoever bullied me, I have to remember for a lifetime, not endless.

A bald kept arching my hand with my head. I think he was afraid. He was afraid that I would not want him. I did have no idea of ​​him anymore, and my cold reaction scared A bald.

I was rethinking my own behavior, and suddenly I heard a soft, soft, pointed, milky voice. It was the voice of a bald man. He was calling me “粑粑”.

No13

I feel that the landlord is a big child, A bald is a child, the two children are awkward, and the landlord’s lover is in a hurry. As a result, I did not expect the two children to quietly reconcile Mimi (what I am talking about).

No14

A bald is so cute! How can you go to fight the landlord! Distressed, a bald little ass

Also, the song of the first song, my goddess sang in the live room! The landlord, your lover is also like a song powder ~

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He Ruge saw this and remembered that the abdom suddenly learned the word dad. Before that, he and Guizheng always thought that they would learn to speak first.

A baldness reads “粑粑” like a repeater. Under the stimulation of A baldness, he also called “粑粑”.

At that dinner, he and Guiqi were left with a “snap” and a right “粑粑”.

When children learn to speak, they are even more noisy. They can’t understand what they say in the egg, but they can tell the emotions when they speak.

For example, when the cubs are still in the egg, Xi Guizhen said that there are pockmarks on the eggshell, so we can understand the meaning of the swearing in the tone.

Now that the parrot is learning the tongue, there are two small repeaters plus 100,000.

Children often ask questions about their arrogance. Yesterday, Xi Guizhen became a prototype, a big white tiger with wings, carrying them to go to the beach for a walk.

A bald man sat on the head of the big white tiger, trying to raise his small head and screaming. He Ru song squats on the broad back of his seat. I can’t change my legs now, I can’t leave the water for a long time, so every time I travel, why should I take out the waterproof bag, fill the bag with water beforehand, and then put the cockroach into it.

They joked that this is a bag of cockroaches.

The small handcuffs in the bag pulled the bag and spit into the sea breeze. The blue eyes looked at the sky and looked at the sea, clear and quiet. He likes the sea very much, and the milk is so hot that he asks why the sea is blue.

The problem of a baldness is different. He pointed to the white stone on the beach and asked questions such as the song, why the stone can be eaten, and the stone on the side of the road cannot be eaten. He Ruge told A bald, there is a reiki inside the Lingshi, and there is no stone.

A bald unbelief, from the roadside came a stone that looks like a stone, insisting on using your own rice-sized deciduous teeth to stone every day.

If one day, the baldness becomes a slap in the face, it is not surprising that He Ru song.

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Landlord

No15

I don’t seem to have the disadvantages of a baldness.

A bald is afraid of black, is a coward. I first knew that he was afraid of black. It was once we came back one night. On that day, A bald performed very well. I told A bald that there was a packet of sugar in our bedroom nightstand. Oh, yes, I haven’t said sugar yet. A bald likes to rub the stone, which makes his teeth bad.

A bald is a baby, the white stone that came from the beach. One day my lover secretly took it out and lost it. I changed another one… How to say, the “stone” that can bite.

A bald was found and cried again. Every time he cried, he was quietly, and one person shrank in the corner and cried, and there was no sound at all when he cried.

My lover knows it and regrets it. He goes out to find the stone and let me comfort the baldness at home.

After seeing it, I called A bald to come to him.啵啵Because of physical reasons, I can’t just walk around, and A bald walks over while crying. Then he used his unique way to slap A bald.

Later, my lover found a day, and did not find the stone before. It should be said that he could not tell which piece was the baby stone of A bald. In our eyes, all the stones seem to grow up. But for A bald, this is not the case.

My lover came back all the way to a large white stone, and A bald took all the white stones back, but after that, A bald never smashed the white stones.

My lover is afraid that after a baldness grows up, his teeth are ugly, and he protects the bald teeth from all aspects. Brushing my teeth twice a day, A bald is responsible for opening his mouth, my lover is helping a bald brush. A bald is very stupid, and the mouthwash will be swallowed carelessly at first.

I helped my face wash my face and glanced at the baldness with the light. I am thinking, what is the use of the cubs born? They came to this world, only so small, they couldn’t do anything, and even their parents would help with eating and washing their faces.

But when my lover, A bald and aunt squatted on my stomach, I felt back that the young people were very good.

Because my lover can’t fill my belly, although I can’t add two cubs now, but as time goes by, the two cubs will grow up slowly, and all my stomach is the one I care about. . I can feel the weight of them as soon as I breathe.

They will get bigger and bigger, especially the a bald man. He was not born with my hand, and now he needs two hands to hug him. Chubby, round, like a small meat ball, his animal type follows me, and when he grows up, he can no longer jump on my stomach.

Besides, eating sugar, A bald teeth are not good, my lover usually does not let the a bald eat sugar, only to praise the a bald, will give a bald sugar.

The sugar of the cockroach is not wrong, so every time you want to eat sugar, or you want to please, or try to fulfill our requirements.

That time, the baldness was very good. My lover and I decided to reward the baldness for a chance to eat sugar. Because my lover wants to drink pear soup, I accompany him in the kitchen to cook pear soup, let A bald himself go upstairs to get sugar.

A bald rushed out and took a small step and moved back. I looked at it and looked at me again. A bald asked, how long it takes for the pear soup to be stewed.

My lover said that it would take a long time. A bald immediately smashed the eggplant like a frost and slammed it on the ground. Every three or four minutes, A bald asked us like a timed alarm clock. Is the pear soup good? When can we go upstairs?

I don’t know why, I said to A bald, if you want to go to eat sugar earlier, go upstairs yourself.

He suddenly smiled at the side, he waved at me, and when I came over, I was attached to my ear and said to me, my brother is afraid of black.

I only know that the original bald is afraid of black. It’s strange that our family is only a bald person who is afraid of black and does not know where he came from.

A bald is afraid of black and does not dare to go alone, he can be wronged to wait for the pear soup stew, let us accompany him upstairs.

I transferred the flashlight mode in the light brain of A Bald Children, so that A Bald himself was brave enough to go upstairs. A bald tried a few more steps with the help of a flashlight, and the result ran back.

I didn’t have any trouble, and led A bald to go upstairs. Because I was determined this time to make A bald overcome the fear of blackness, so I didn’t turn on the light. In the dark corridor, there was only a light from the brain.

A bald child’s light brain is a necklace form, it is not easy to fall on the neck, wherever he goes, where the light shines. The gleaming A baldness is close to my leg, which gives me a strange idea that my leg pendant will glow.

A bald has a flashlight and my companionship, and I have no courage to brave.

I heard that A Bald said so, I am very pleased. I stopped and did not leave, let A bald go ahead of me.

As a result, the vulture said no.

This coward, I said that A bald is a coward, he can hardly look at me with affection, and he can’t say anything refutation for a long time.

No16

so cute! ! ! Afraid of black little a bald is more lovely t^t

No17

So cute, ask the landlord to add more

No18

I was killed! Sucking a bald! Yes, why did the landlord give the bald a bald name?

No19

I am also very afraid of black…

No20

呜Wow, wow, fairy goddess are all other people’s qaq

No21

It’s so cute. However, there is a small problem, is the landlord very eccentric? Non-bar, I like the landlord and the vultures very much. It is strange that the landlord does not mention it. The landlord mentioned it. You can’t move the position because of special reasons. Is he a problem with his legs?

If there are conditions, I hope that the landlord will go to the hospital for treatment soon. If the landlord’s medical expenses are not enough, I can make a part of the money. I hope that both of you can be good.

No22

The sisters upstairs are very good. I actually want to ask why the appearance rate is so low. It’s no longer enough to **** me.

Landlord

No23

The same reply, the body is very healthy, we don’t have to worry, for reasons of protection, I will not mention it in this post.

When a bald was born, there were few hairs and it was bald, so he called him a bald.

……

He Ruge still wants to continue watching. After hearing the footsteps of Xi Guizhen, he puts the light brain ring back in place, remembers the title of the post, and prepares to collect this post and watch it slowly.

A bald is still asleep, why the song wants to blame and forget the disadvantage of adding a baldness, that is, when you sleep, you will scream. If you say that you are a singer during the day, then A bald is the noise maker at night.

He Ru Ge couldn’t sleep at first, and then he got used to being able to fall asleep with the snoring. When the gaze moved from the bald to the shackles, He Ruge discovered that he didn’t know when he woke up and watched everything he placed on the light brain ring.

He Ru Ge was inexplicably guilty and made a snoring action.

He nodded with a good understanding. There is no need to pull the hook, there is a little secret between them. 2k novel reading network