When a Bossy CEO Meets Gary Stu - CH 72.7

He, is quick as the wind!

He, is fast like greased lightning!

He, is Kuafu reborn!

Look! Once again, he is going to move past an innocent bystander──

Watch! The moment he brushes past them, his long brows gracefully lift past them, giving them a single moment’s glance──

Oh lord! He has managed to slay a big shut-in friend holding a big bucket of fried chicken with a side of cola!

The scream inside, and the thumping heart. Can you hear it?!

How unscientific, no?

Well, because it is.

In fact, the truth is,

He ‘The Wink Communicator’ Jünle is indicating – ‘Bro, time to act.’

The Extra Actor・Jünle Gang Member・Boss’ Fanatical Fan winks to reply, ‘No probs, boss, definitely giving you the most realistic acting ever!’

Which gives rise to, the scene of He Jünle flirting a bro to immortal ascension from one single raised eyebrow alone in public.

It would appear that the Jünle Gang members have rather amazing acting quality.

Rather…

Amazing…

While running, He Jünle is also observing how members of the Jünle Gang on either side of him collapsing one after one with dramatic Wilhelm screams──And other overly exaggerated reactions in similar vein from being electrocuted by flirts, and furrows his brows feeling a bit speechless inside,

He glances up at the mini surveillance drone that’s following him, and thinks,

‘Thank goodness they’re only possessed after glancing over at me… It won’t get busted, hopefully.’

He Jünle taps onto the mini comms equipment trapped in his hair behind his ear, and whispers,

“Chen Ergou, how’s everything coming along?”

“All good boss, I can assure you──”

(TL: The section number is wrong again, do not worry about it, now move along, citizen)

“60% of the roads in the entire City A have been infiltrated with hundreds of thousands of our members in the Gang, the rest of the roads are being actively infiltrated!

Don’t worry, everyone in on this operation is a trusted veteran! If anything goes wrong, I’ll come see you with their head!”

He Jünle’s lips perk up. He says,

“I believe in you,

In every one of you.”

“Sophia, report!”

“230:150.”

“Sophia, report!”

“260:200”

“…”

“…”

Murong Jihua is really glad now.

Without He Jünle by his side, his mind, always filled to the brim with endless flirts and without a receptive audience, has been alleviated by praising He Jünle, himself and the fangirl’s ‘666’s… (TL: ‘666’ is similar to ‘cor’ in Chinese internet lingo. No, what you think is the basically universal number of the devil ‘666’ isn’t actually that well-known in Chinese)

With elated minds comes careless tragedies.

The happy Murong Jihua was swinging his happy scarf around and observing this happy world through his happy sunglasses and making happy moves on his happy skateboard──

So much so even the Heavens are jealous of his happiness.

Finally, Murong Jihua ends up tasting the labour of his own fruit, with a lipstick coupon stuffed right into his face, the moment he lost his vision and breathing, he trips and crashes onto the sidewalk.

A nearby middle-aged woman sees it, her eyes spin for a moment and she quickly rolls up next to Murong Jihua, wailing,

“Oh my Heavens my poor, ailing bones, are you boy trying to murder this old lady──Oh ouch──”

Murong Jihua climbs back up from the ground and picks his jaw back up in the meantime.

This shaoye is,

Being scammed by one of those car scammers?

The legendary CEO, the Adonis,

The wealthiest man in the world,

Fell on the sidewalk, and is getting scammed by an old lady?

…

Life! Sure is an adventure!

What vibrant experiences, interesting. Interesting.

“… Missus, please stand up to talk, we can discuss…”

“No! You boy, don’t you know what ‘respecting the elderly and caring for the young’ means?! You don’t even watch the road, oh Heavens──My ailing bones might fail me today, now.”

“… Missus, I’ll call an ambulance for you?”

“No! You have knocked my guts and my soul out of place! Hospitals can’t even check for that! …Though I have heard about one very miraculous medicine that can treat all illnesses like this…”

The middle-aged woman is glancing at Murong Jihua’s purse suggestively.

Miraculous medicine?

Murong Jihua furrows his brows.

What’s that? Wouldn’t the usual cliché be this old lady scamming for my money by now? Where am I supposed to find this miraculous medicine?

Oh, no matter how much he wanted to slap money on her face, it would seem…

Helpless, Murong Jihua can only hold up his hand to sigh.

He can only take his sunglasses off unwillingly, and take off his big, black mask, and tidy up his slightly ruffled hair up, and from his very hair to his very toes, he is creating a very saddened countenance, extending his blessed hand towards the middle-aged woman, saying──

“I apologise, missus,” Murong Jihua’s grey, foggy eyes looks almost like they’re holding the whole universe within, or perhaps a curse from a thousand-year-old witch; he continues, “I do not have any miraculous medicine on me… Do get up. The ground is cold,”

While the woman is completely distracted, he gives such a cute, handsome wink to her as the crescent moon of a smile emerges from his lips. He asks,

“I will offer you my most sincere, apologetic smile. Please, wouldn’t you put your anger aside?”

“…”

“…”

“Oh, sure, yes, yes, of course, I am a good lady, I will stand back up. I am fine…”

Patting the dust on him away, and watching the middle-aged woman’s infatuated gaze, Murong Jihua’s mood improves,

‘This shaoye’s charm sure hasn’t decreased one bit. Sure, the sexual orientation is… well, still a woman-killer I am…’

Hey, he loves himself so much, so naturally, so should He Jünle.

With his happy mind, he steps back onto his happy skateboard, and puts his happy little scarf and happy little sunglasses back on (TL: … Did the ghost of Bob Ross possess you?), and opens his terminal to ask for where his man is now──

When Sophia’s tone of voice is now full of shock, with a tinge of helplessness, with a hint of hurry,

“Boss! Something’s up! Princess Elizabeth has moved grounds over to the Central Shopping Mall! The rate of her points increasing has doubled!”

Murong Jihua furrows his brows, asking, “don’t panic over nothing. What about shao-furen?”

“…”

“Sophia?”

“That’s the issue; the points of shao-furen have stopped changing since three minutes ago.”

“…”