When My Wife Cheated On Me, I Went Back To My College Days! I’m A Sparkling Adolescent, Irresistible With My Married Life Experience! And Yet Somehow, My Young Wife Missed Me! - CH 101

Chapter 101: Mass-produced Circle Crusher

TL: Akabane

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It was during lunch with the usual members. As usual, Yuzuriha, who looked somewhat unhappy, opened her mouth in a whisper.

“Ladies and gentlemen. How can I beat the princess of the circle?”

“What happened all of a sudden? Tell me what happened.”

I think I, Ayashiro, and Milan were all giving Yuzuriha dubious looks. Yuzuriha smiled thinly, somewhat self-deprecatingly, and began to talk.

“When I was having a bocchi class in the common lecture of the science department in the first period today, a girl sitting next to me said to me, “Oh, no? The math princess is bocchi today, wow, where are all the Santennani idiots that are always with her?” So I honestly said, “I think all the santennani are skipping school with their girlfriends and flirting at home today.”

Is the Santennani  guys are skipping school to have a day of sex with their girlfriends….? I don’t envy! I mean, I wish everyone who skips college to have sex should stay in school.

“And then she said, “That’s hilarious! Why don’t you quit being a princess and let the guys you have around you make you a girlfriend?” I don’t want to be a princess. But that girl is trying to stir things up even more. “If it were me, I wouldn’t let him get a girlfriend, but I’d let him pay tribute to me.” I don’t know. I was really angry. For the first time in my life, I felt defeated as a woman.”

Yuzuriha’s voice seemed to contain a slight mixture of frustration and anger. I wonder. It’s a very silly thing, but from Yuzuriha’s interpersonal relationships up to now, it seems that her emotions are growing.

“There were a lot of boys from the physics department around that girl. They took notes for her, escorted her to go to the next class, asked her to carry their bags, etc. I don’t know why. They were so pampered. I really don’t like girls like that. I would hate it if they thought all Rikejos were bitches!”

I’m sorry, but I find her face so cute and angry. Yuzuriha had put up a wall against others. But she’s starting to build interpersonal relationships within the university enough to want to complain to us. I thought that was delightful.

“I see. I understand how you feel. It’s much more fun to serve a boy than to have him serve you, but that girl doesn’t understand, does she? I see.”

I think Milan’s agreement is a bit off in nuance. And Ayashiro was smiling like a bad guy who found something interesting.

“Yeah. That very girl is the princess of the circle, isn’t she? But did you forget? You’re the second of that disordered, anti-corporate man Tokiwa. You are better than her as a woman!”

“Huh? That’s right! I was the second! Oh! How could I have forgotten that at the time! I’m so sorry! If only I had said that at the time!”

Yuzuriha is groaning with her head in her hands. I have no idea the reason for that lament.

“I’m not anti-corporate. I mean, what kind of logic is that? How can an anti-corporate’s second be better than a circle princess?”

“”””Haa?”””

All the girls tilted their heads at my statement. I was puzzled by their reaction.

“Hm? What? Did I say something weird?”

“Ah. I don’t know. I’m really feeling the difference between men and women right now.”

“Yes, people say I’m boyish, too, but I feel like I’m still a girl and not a boy.”

Ayashiro and Milan seem to be deeply impressed with the difference between men and women, but I don’t understand the hierarchy between the princess of the circle and the second of the anti-corporate.

“Kanata. Girls are sinful creatures who are much, much happier to be doted on by the strongest anti-corporate even as a second than to brag about their small-fry popularity. It’s a deep karma, isn’t it?”

I don’t know what it is, but I don’t feel it at all, even if it’s said as if it’s speaking the truth. What these guys are talking about is like a man who would rather date a beautiful but unfaithful woman than a single-minded and kind girl. That’s me from a previous world! For the first time in a long time, my heart is damaged.

“Yes, that’s right. Seeing is believing, isn’t it? Yuzuriha. I think the math and physics departments have a social gathering, don’t they?”

“Oh, yes. Yes, we do. We have a traditional event called the Mathematical and Physical Sciences Cooperative Drinking. Mathematics and physics are closely related to each other.”

“Then, take Tokiwa with you, and go mount him by playing the fake second, as in a romantic comedy. You’ll see the best of the best.”

I don’t get it! I can understand if you want to take me along and be a love-comedy-temple fake boyfriend, but what is a second? I don’t get it. But Yuzuriha is fumbling with her cheeks.

“So, that’s it! What an exciting youth event! It’s wonderful! Kanata! Please! Please make me a great second!”

“Yeah…no? Well, it’s okay. I don’t mind if that makes you feel better, but… what?”

It was like a love-comedy-template kind of coming-of-age event, but something was wrong. But I couldn’t refuse Yuzuriha’s request.

And the day of the few things cooperation drinking party soon came. The meeting place was in front of Shibuya station at night. I came with Yuzuriha after the class, and I was a little bit surprised by the atmosphere of the students of Mathematics and Physics Department who had gathered there. What can I say? The smell of weirdo is so strong!

“By adding dimensions, perhaps we can successfully explain the propagation of gravity.”

“This world is discrete and abstract mathematical challenges can only be inside the human principle.”

“Space and time are all one, and everything leads to a realm where even proof is meaningless.”

“The censor of space-time is nothing more than Schrödinger’s cat in front of a naked black hole…”

I don’t understand what the hell these people are talking about? It’s funny, I’m supposed to be a science guy too, but I don’t understand an ounce of what they’re saying.

“What the hell are these people talking about?”

“Kanata. This is the true science department as it is… haha…”

Yuzuriha shrugged her shoulders. She’s used to this kind of scene. I was so foreign to this culture that I was already drunk before I had a drink. It was at that time. Yuzuriha pulled my sleeve.

“It’s that girl! The girl who mounted me!”

Yuzuriha looks at one girl and the guys who are delirious around her. Every time the girl laughs, she pats the guy’s shoulder or stares at him with woozy eyes. It’s very much like a circle princess gesture.

“But since you said she’s the circle princess, I thought she’s a type of girl who got confused with the few girls in the science field.”

“Yeah, she’s usually beautiful! There’s something about her that really pisses me off! I want to chestnut her so badly!!!!”

The girl I had heard so much about was beautiful. She had long reddish brown hair that she wore in twin-tails, and she was mock-cute. She was dressed in a mass-produced girl’s style that would make anyone look cute, and she was wearing mini-skirt knee socks that would make any geek look good, giving off the smell of circle crush. She looks like she’s been paying off her male cronies and then paying off her bandmate’s boyfriend.

“Well, I’m not sure what you mean by chest. I can smell the circle-crush on you, too…”

“Eh? Is that so? I’m a glasses girl, I can’t crash a circle, can I?”

Ayashiro-sensei put a lot of effort into coordinating today’s Yuzuriha. A knit one-piece dress. Yes, the one with the wide-open back that all virgins love! Yuzuriha, who has big breasts and excellent style, was wearing the final form of the dress that kills virgins without any difficulty. And under the skirt was a pair of dark-colored pantyhose. Her legs are too shiny! It’s troubling because Ayashiro-sensei always does a good job. The most erotic part of this knit one-piece with black tights is probably the breast area. The size of the one-piece, which dares not to show cleavage but accentuates the shape and neckline of her breasts, is truly erotic. I had to be there to protect her (ulterior motive). After all the participants had gathered, we headed to the izakaya (Japanese-style pub) where we were going to have a drink.

The drinking party started and in the beginning everyone was talking about serious topics. They were all discussing about the universe, abc forecasting, and something like that, which is hard for ordinary people to understand. Yuzuriha was also participating in the discussion.

“Look, I’m saying that by using some of the equations used to solve the π to the power of π in the analysis of vibrations in the dimensions that are difficult to separate and intertwine, we should be able to create a new model of cosmology by mirroring the universe that the observer sees and deconstructing it to separate what is a grain and what is a wave!”

Yuzuriha is speaking passionately while drinking a bottle of potato shochu. The students around her listened intently.

“As expected of the four heavenly kings of the mathematics department… you are bringing innovation even to physics…”

“It’s a quintessential princess of the mathematics department to have such a deep knowledge of cosmology!”

“Oppai.”

“I’m so impressed that you’ve deconstructed dimensional vibrational analysis, and that today I’ve learned about a theory that will last forever!”

Yuzuriha got more and more heated up, and started to talk about her theory in a very fast manner. I had no idea what Yuzuriha was talking about. That’s why I felt so lonely. That’s when it happened. I felt a poke on my back. I turned around and there she was, the mass-produced circle crusher girl I had heard so much about.

“Hey. I’ve never seen you before, but you’re not from the math department, are you? I’m Mitsuzumi Maiya. Nice to meet you.”

She’s smiling cutely and staring up at me with her wizened eyes. I wonder. I thought she was legitimately cute. She really is like one of those college girls who can make any guy’s heart skip a beat! It’s been a while since I met a college girl who looked like a college student, and I realized that I was getting somewhat excited.

“Oh, nice to meet you. I’m Kanahisa Tokiwa, a freshman in the architecture department of the Faculty of Engineering.”

“Oh, so you’re an architect! Wow! That’s so cool! I was actually torn between architecture and physics, so I chose physics. But maybe I should have chosen architecture. Then I could have taken the same classes as Tokiwa. Too bad.”

What a mockery! No way! What is this girl? Mocking! I feel so fresh. A mass-produced girl who’s friendly to shady people! I think it’s a big deal!

***Author’s musings***

I feel like I finally wrote a heroine who looks like a college student!

By the way, this is completely off topic, but I forgot to explain about Suo, so let me explain a little here.

Suo real name is: Edileza Hakeu Fonseca Reichi.

Suo is her given name.

There is actually a little twist in Suo’s given name. I will reveal it’s meaning in the next issue, but I am confident that you will find it interesting if you look it up.

It’s been a while since I’ve done a college student romantic comedy, and I had a lot of fun doing it.

Here’s the main topic:

I’m suddenly thinking, we are now in the summer edition.

I think I’d like to ask readers to tell me what they would like to see in a story like this.

I have a variety of stories about summer events with the heroines.

Here are some of the stories I have prepared:

-> A swimming trip with Kirin and Santennani and their girlfriends

-> Barbecue at the river with the architecture department + Saba-chan

-> Summer trip with Tokiwa group

-> Staying over at Edileza and Kanata’s house (enchanting dark pot)

-> Watching fireworks with Edileza

-> A trip for three guys with Tsukasa and Kekai-senpai – The Pickup King! ~ (a very special night)

and more!

But I don’t want to solicit plots from readers.

So I’d like to solicit plots like this.

Example:

[Partner]

Edileza

[Place]

Kanata’s room

[What I want them to do (word list)]

Overnight stay.

Homemade cooking.

Mysterious dark pot.

I will prepare a temp like that here and try to recruit.

I will look at what is written there and choose the one that the author finds piquant, then finish it as a short story and upload it!

I’ll post a note in the “status report” section soon, so I’ll ask you to write in the comments section of the note.

By the way, I will eventually do the story I mentioned in the example. Expect a dark pot of Edileza! Season 4 is really just a summer if you do the serious stuff, so I’d like you to play around like a college student in various crazy ways. I want readers to relive the summer of wife’s life.

That’s what this project is all about.

We hope you will continue to enjoy “Yome-Uwa”.