When My Wife Cheated On Me, I Went Back To My College Days! I’m A Sparkling Adolescent, Irresistible With My Married Life Experience! And Yet Somehow, My Young Wife Missed Me! - CH 76

Chapter 76: Drinking With The Girls Who Tend To Be Taken Home Right Away At College

TL: Akabane

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Arrange snacks on the table and have a drink with the girl. It’s probably one of the best parts of being a college student. The girl who usually drinks with everyone else, shows a different face only in front of you. It must be one of the happiest moments.

“That’s why the department is having a good time these days! Santennami and the others have become more relaxed, and it’s easier to talk to them! But they won’t stop calling me a princess! Fufufu! But they say it’s safe to call me a princess because I’m not the same with them! Hahaha!”

“Hahaha! That’s just like them!”

We’re in different departments, so we’re only together during breaks. So I was wondering how things were going in our departments, but it seems we are having a good time as students.

“Come to think of it, what are the three of you like when I’m not around?”

I was quite curious. From a man’s point of view, the relationship between girls seems complicated and bizarre.

“Eh? Do you want to hear about it?”

“Yes, I want to.”

Yuzuriha was smiling like a mischievous child. I knew right away that it was going to be okay.

“I also thought it was difficult for girls to be with each other. I didn’t really have any friends. But those two are different. Milan is very good at keeping her distance from people, and she’s a cute girl because she looks cool but she’s a dope on the inside.”

“Dote!”

“Cute virgin! Cute cute! Ufufu… And Ayashiro is kind of mature, isn’t she? It’s like she’s looking out for me and Milan. But she also takes the lead and has such a mysterious charm. She’s a wonderful person.”

“I see. That’s good to hear.”

Ayashiro is a mysterious woman in my opinion. When she plays tricks, she plays tricks to the hilt, but she is also very good at taking care of others. There are times when she takes care of me, too.

“That’s why Milan and I always say we’ll kiss and kiss Ayashiro’s tits together someday! Chu-chu!”

Yuzuriha’s face was amused as she stretched her lips like an octopus and made chu-chu noises.

“You, who have big tits, are so arrogant that you want to bub with her tits! Gyahaha!”

“Ew! That’s good! Ah! Kanata, will you join us then?”

“I’ll think about it.”

“Ufufu. Ah! That’s right! TV! There is a program in which Milan will appear soon!

“Seriously!”

I turned on the TV and tuned in to the show. It seemed to be a talk show hosted by a veteran comedian. The regular comedians and young girls were lined up in the guest seating area. Among them was Milan, who had undone her usual ponytail and was wearing a long, purist-looking skirt.

— “Today we have idols who are about to make their breakthrough as guests! Enjoy the aggressive talk show!”

“Mulan is a purist dollar-selling actress, isn’t she? It’s kind of amazing how catty she is when you know her usual character!”

“That’s true! That’s hilarious!”

I sat on the sofa, hugging Yuzuriha loosely from behind, and watched Milan across the TV. Through the TV, she is a different kind of beautiful. I’m almost intoxicated by her different charm from her usual vivaciousness.

“She’s on edge! I wonder if she can talk?”

“Haha! I know how you feel! But good luck!”

“Good luck, Milan! Oh, by the way, the average number of idols over there has been 2.”

“Hey, hey, is that number less than Milan’s?”

“Even if you include Milan’s zero experience… the average experience is 2! Hahaha!”

What kind of numbers would we get if we took out Milan? It’s a really bad number that I want to know and don’t want to know.

“It turns out that there are no dreams or hopes for the purists. Gyahahaha!”

And the show goes on without a hitch. Because it is a late-night show, there are some sexy scenes. Milan’s introduction PV also showed Milan dancing in a bikini and mini-skirt.

— “Milan, you’re not a purist, you’re a sexy dancer. This is a dance that eats a lot of men!”

“It’s true that Milan sometimes gives off a sexy vibe that makes me feel horny just by looking at her. What a bad girl!”

“That’s right. As far as I know, I’ve seen people get horny when they see her dance.

Milan on TV is smiling.

— “Well, I played a lot of male roles in theater clubs for a long time. I think that’s why I can do that.”

— “If yiu can be this sexy just by acting like a guy, then I, as a guy, should be irresistible right now!”

One of the comedians dances an imitation of Milan from the PV. The ridiculousness of the dance elicits laughter from the guest girls.

“That’s right! I want to be irresistible too! Yes!”

Yuzuriha gets up and dances just like Milan in the PV. The way her hips flare erotically even though she’s in a dowdy jersey, and her swaying boobs make me feel nervous.

“Wow! Yuzuriha! That’s too erotic!”

I hug Yuzuriha from behind as she dances, and we go back to the couch again. This time I put my hands around her front, around her waist.

“Nope! Kanata’s sex! Uh-huh.”

Yuzuriha leans her weight on me. The softness of her body feels so good.

— “I mean, isn’t that too sexy? Maybe she’s practicing by shaking her hips on top of a guy…”

Some kind of yucky remark came from the TV. The camera focuses on the idol who is the subject of the comment. She has long black hair and is wearing a school uniform-like outfit. She looks like the purist.

— “Oh no! Now you’re talking! You’re going for it on the edge! As expected of a major idol group! I’m here to crush you!

The comedian follows up. Apparently, the black-haired idol who spoke up is one of the major idol groups.

“Kanata! Scary! I’m scared of girls crushing each other! I mean, that black-haired guy just had five girls in his career! Your statement is so convincing!”

“I think Yuzuriha’s statement is scarier than a bad horror story.”

If fans heard Yuzuriha’s statement now, they might stop their hearts. I mean, that long black hair (5) is definitely trying to pull her leg, isn’t she?

— “Hahaha. Not really…”

Milan smiles bitterly and tries to pass it off as appropriate.

— “But…. I heard. You used to go in and out of clubs and dance, right? There were a lot of cool people there, right? Did those people teach you? Kyahaha”

The girl with long black hair (5) is giggling, and she is trying to get Milan to fold up. Milan is somewhat upset. The comedian also looks troubled. This line probably wasn’t in the script or at the meeting. Some people who like idols may have a prejudice against places like clubs and the like as being disturbing places. But to put it bluntly, a club is a place where you have to be as popular as Kekai-senpai to get a one-night stand in the first place. Most of the girls who come to clubs stay there until closing time.

— “No. I was just in and out as a part-timer. Ahaha.”

Milan is being pushed. Me and Yuzuriha hugged each other and watched with bated breath. And the wiggly comedian who read the atmosphere of this studio probably made a discovery to a major idol group. He throws a question to Milan.

— “How long have you been without a boyfriend?”

This is a tough question. It’s like that black-haired long(5) and the comedian are colluding to destroy Milan. The drag in the entertainment industry is frightening. I guess in a way it proves that Milan’s ability is a threat in the eyes of other entertainers.

— “Eh? Haha. Eh. Well, you know… all the time…?”

— “How many years is forever?”

— “…Forever and…forever…”

—- “Heh? Does that mean you’ve had a boyfriend before, even though you’re an idol?”

That wigged comedian and long black-haired grinning. They must have thought they had taken the fight to him. But then. Milan got up from his seat.

— “Shut up! I’m popular! But I told you the other day! Ronin girls are concerned about my lack of dating experience! You know what I mean? I was studying with my boyfriend at a prep school, and I was a ronin all by myself!”

— “Heh? I don’t know what you mean by “the other day” but… we’re the first time we’ve ever played together…”

—- “I’m not a slacker! I can have a boyfriend anytime I want! I’m a virgin on the verge of losing my virginity, and I can have sex whenever I feel like it! A virgin is still a virgin, but just barely!”

— “Eh? A virgin? Heh? Huh? Not virgin?”

It wasn’t just the wig-wearing comedian. Other idols and the host also opened their mouths. The studio was in turmoil over the mysterious coming out.

— “Not a virgin! A virgin! That’s right! I’m a virgin, after all! Laugh if you want to! Laugh at me, a virgin who’s always getting stopped short! Hahaha! Hahahahaha!”

Milan is going to break down. Whats he’s saying is too incoherent.

— “This is a commercial break!”

And then a commercial comes on the TV. Isn’t this a broadcast accident?

“Kanata! Look at this!”

Yuzuriha shows me the screen of her phone; there is a SNS on it.

[Virgin lol…but me too, Milan-chan…]

[There may be virgin idols, but the teal virgins, wow, I’m a virgin too…]

[Milan-sama, please lose your virginity with me!]

[I want to exchange my virginity for Milan-sama’s virginity!]

There’s a little buzz going around! Many of the statements were favorable. The number of followers on Milan’s account is growing and growing.

“I want to say to everyone across the Internet. Milan’s virginity is mine!”

“Declare the virginity to the whole country. Milan is a god of virginity!”

Personally, I was really vexed because when a ronin sees an active couple at a prep school, it’s becomes negative for the rest of the day. And the show then ended up proceeding without a tube, pretending that the virginity declaration had never happened. We turned off the TV with only warm smiles on our faces.

“Yuzuriha! Let’s do something else!”

“Great! Let’s do something else!”

I took out a box of gas guns and goggles from the closet, the ones I used at the circle camp the other day.

“Have you ever done something like this, Yuzuriha?”

“Is this a gas gun? I’ve never done this before!”

“Well, let’s give it a try.”

I handed Yuzuriha a pair of goggles. I also put on the mask that I used the other day when I was shooting Kuzu Blue. Since this mask is for savage warfare, it also functions as a pair of goggles.

“Kanata…! That mask! No matter how you look at it, it’s anti-corporate!”

“I’m not anti-corporate. Rather, when I wear this mask, I’m on the side of justice.”

I teach Yuzuriha how to use a model gun. Then I prepared a caged target in the room. With an excited smile, Yuzuriha grips the gun, aims at the paper on the target sight, and pulls the trigger.

“Kya! That’s amazing! The slide is moving! It looks so real!”

Most otaku hobbyists also like model guns. Yuzuriha continued to shoot until it ran out of bullets. The paper bullet holes on the target sight were scattered and not stable at all. The aim is so bad and cute.

“Phew. That was kind of neat. I think I understand why men say it feels so good to put out.”

“That statement is contaminated with the Ayashiro virus, isn’t it? Can you please stop using metaphors to talk dirty to me? Yes! Ayashiro virus barrier!”

I gently attached myself to Yuzuriha’s back and laid my arms on her hands.

“Kyan! Please guide me!”

“Leave it to me, I’ll give you 100 shoots and 100 hits. Hold your stance like this. And look at the target sight…”

I corrected Yuzuriha’s stance from behind. Then, Yuzuriha pulled the trigger. The bullet hit the middle of the target sight.

“Did you see it? It’s great, great, great! It hit the middle! It’s fun! It’s so much fun, Kanata!”

“That’s great.”

And she continues to hit while I stick behind her and try to kill the recoil. The bullets Yuzuriha shoots are concentrated in the center of the target sight.

“This is good! It’s so much fun! It makes me want to try some survival games and stuff!”

“Oh, that’s nice, survival games. Maybe I’ll find an opportunity to try it sometime.”

Savage requires a lot of people, and I have an image that it’s something that only the otaku types do, so I might give it a try, even though I was weary of it in my previous world.

“Yes! Let’s all challenge Ayashiro!”

“Hmm? Why are you challenging Ayashiro?”

“Huh? Do you perhaps not know? Ayashiro’s hobby?”

Yuzuriha tilts her head.

“Her hobbies are fashion, law, and education, right? Also, playing with people.”

“Yes. That’s right. But there’s something else… Ah, Ayashiro, did she catfight with Kanata?!”

Yuzuriha pulls out her phone screen and shows me a video. There are targets lined up in the open air somewhere that are supposed to resemble dolls. It’s definitely a shooting range. There, Ayashiro is wearing a camouflage uniform and a tactical vest. Ayashiro, who is wearing sunglasses, is smiling and waving at the camera. In her hand is a burly rifle.

“What? She likes to play survival games? You should have told me earlier!”

— “No. That’s what happens from here on out.”

English is heard from the screen. In fluent English Ayashiro said.

— “Then, I’ll start shooting. Let’s start the time count.”

Then the bell rang, and Ayashiro quickly raised her rifle and began shooting.

A bang-bang sound was heard. And after hitting all the bullets out of the rifle, Ayashiro takes her hand off the rifle, pulls the handgun from the holster on her waist, and starts shooting. The camera then zooms in on the target. The bullet holes were concentrated on the head and chest of the doll, the target. The camera then zooms in on the target, a doll, with bullet holes concentrated in it’s head and chest, as well as all of its multiple targets. Seriously?

— “Perfect! That’s just what I’d expect from Himena! What do you think? How would you like to join the military after college? You could join the Green Berets, the Deltas, the SEALs, anywhere!!!”

An uncle in camouflage praises Himena.

— “No thanks. Guns are fun because it’s a hobby. If I made it my job, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy it.”

The video then ends with Ayashiro looking smugly at the camera.

“What was that?! That’s live ammo, isn’t it!”

“She went to visit her relatives in the U.S. on a GW trip abroad, and while she was there, she went to the shooting range to play. She’s been familiar with guns since she was a little kid.”

“Wow… Humans have a surprising side to them…”

“But Ayashiro is a girl too, right? Fufufu… She don’t show her tomboyish side to Kanata, does she?”

“Tomboyish…? Yes, that’s right! But she has an unexpected charm! Hahahaha!”

I couldn’t hide my surprise. There are always parts of human beings that we can’t see. I had to keep that in mind.

Then, tired of playing, we lay down on the bed. Yuzuriha was nuzzling her face against my chest.

“Please make my pecs twitch.”

“Sure. Here.”

“Geez, you’re really twitching! You’re really twitching! Fufufu. Put your head like this! Male head massage!”

Yuzuriha’s head bobbed a little along with the movement of my pecs. What is this one-shot gag? I laughed a little.

“Kanata. I’m very happy right now. A while ago, I was in a suffocating countryside, and no matter how hard I tried, I wasn’t accepted, and no one was kind to me, but now it’s different. There are many kind people here. I am enjoying my days. It’s because of Kanata. Thank you for meeting me that day.”

Saying this, Yuzuriha smiled and kissed my cheek.

“So, Kanata. If you need anything, please tell me anytime. I will help you next time.”

“Yes, I will. Thank you, Yuzuriha. I’m glad I met you too.”

I hugged Yuzuriha gently. Then we fell asleep quietly. It’s a charm that we both overslept and had to skip the morning class.