When the Koi Became a Male Cannon Fodder - Chapter 38

When other people heard this, they all went to see Qian Jianan subconsciously. Not to mention, although the distance is relatively far, a closer look can really tell the difference.

“I think the nose seems a bit crooked?”

“Could it be plastic surgery? Then, didn’t he fall twice during the game just now, could it be that he knocked his nose and made it crooked?”

“Oh my god, you can get a crooked nose after a fall, it’s too scary!”

……

The people in the audience started talking underneath in an instant, and some even secretly took out their mobile phones and posted a video of Qian Jianan on the stage to the Internet, intending to explode an anecdote.

Of course, Qian Jianan’s fans are also fighting for reasons:

“If you don’t have evidence, don’t talk nonsense! Because of online doubts, Jiajia even went to an authoritative agency to appraise it!”

“Yes. Maybe it’s just because I got swollen when I wrestled before!”

“You can remotely identify you so far away, you really are Sherlock Holmes.”

“I said if you watch a variety show, can you stop doing so many things? What do you mean by always staring at Jiajia! I wonder if you are the professional sunspots invited by someone!”

……

The people on both sides were not willing to persuade each other, and they were even arguing for a while, but they were still worried about the scene of the program recording and did not make much noise.

On the stage, other guests gradually saw Qian Jianan’s appearance, but they were worried that they were still recording the show, and could not blatantly approach him to remind him. They could only try to euphemistically mention him, even one of the hosts. People also pretended to observe the game and stood on his side, trying to help him block some shots that would expose his face.

However, Qian Jianan didn’t know his own situation. On the contrary, he had a lot of dissatisfaction because of the host’s actions, as if he was blaming the other party for deliberately blocking his lens, and the expression on his face became more and more ugly.

Facing Qian Jianan’s reaction, even if the two hosts were helpless in their hearts, they could only bear it.

Fortunately, there is only the last round left in the first game session. Everyone can only speed up the game as much as possible and finish it in the shortest time.

The first game was finally won by capturing two gold coins in “Xiantu”. While the host announced the result of the game, he smiled and asked the props team to send the loser the penalty.

Said it is punishment, it is actually another way to attract attention. They are all painless entertainment methods. The purpose is naturally to let the audience see. Even the celebrity idols will make mistakes and be punished for ordinary people. Appearance, it can be regarded as narrowing the distance between audience fans and idol stars.

And this time the punishment was a cup of bitter gourd juice.

From far away, you can see the green color glowing in the transparent glass bottle, which is very dark at first glance.

“This color is so green that I panic.”

The host Wei Jia laughed and teased, and then he brought it to the guest members of the “Xian Xia Qi Yuan” group one by one with a smile on his face.

Qian Jianan is the closest.

As Wei Jia walked, he smiled casually and glanced at his partner next to him.

The tacit understanding of the partner for many years made Yao Qian understand his meaning at a glance.

“I think it should be okay as long as there is no green on the head?” Yao Qian smiled at the moment he met his gaze, and then walked a few steps aside.

It seemed that he was giving up a seat for Wei Jia, but it actually helped slightly block his shots.

While Wei Jia took advantage of the bitter gourd juice delivery, he took away the microphone and quietly patted Qian Jianan’s shoulder, and when the other party turned his head, he nodded his nose vaguely.

Qian Jianan:?

Qian Jianan didn’t react at first, and looked at him inexplicably. After subconsciously following the other’s movements, he reached out and touched his nose, then his face changed instantly.

He first took a peek at the auditorium underneath, and then used the action of drinking bitter gourd juice to cover most of his face with a cup.

The taste of this bitter gourd juice is too magical, so among the guests who grinned or frowned, Qian Jianan’s pale face was not so abrupt.

However, this situation is obviously not suitable for continuing to record. The show director under the stage also noticed Qian Jianan’s abnormality early in the morning. Although he doesn’t mind the scandals of the show’s guests being exposed to cosmetic surgery to increase the popularity of the show, it is still Regarding the other party’s background, he waited for the end of the first game session and asked his assistant to raise the prompt board in his hand to announce a break.

Fortunately, in previous shows, there will be similar breaks when the game is too intense or other situations, so the people on the scene did not have much reaction.

However, some people still noticed the abnormality on the stage. Especially after the time-out was announced, Qian Jianan hurriedly left the backstage with his head lowered, which aroused the audience’s suspicion, and then combined the previous ones, and instantly triggered a new one. Round of hot discussion.

“What’s the situation? Isn’t Qian Jianan really crooked nose?”

“I don’t know. I’ll look at the situation later. If Qian Jianan doesn’t come back, I guess this is true in all likelihood.”

“Isn’t it? If one guest is suddenly missing, can this show continue to be recorded?”

“I said, can I aim at nothing else? Can someone just go to rest normally?”

“So many people have gone to rest, why is it a problem for Jiajia alone?”

……

The audience shouted again, and more people posted their previous fans online.

Although Qian Jianan didn’t have much right to speak at the beginning, Qian Jianan’s reputation was not enough to attract too much attention, but it couldn’t hold back more and more people discussing and reposting. In addition, the topic of celebrity cosmetic surgery has always been a topic of enthusiasm for netizens, so gradually Yes, more and more people are paying attention.

Of course, these fermentations are still running in the dark on the Internet, and not many people can see them at the scene of the program.

Qian Jianan didn’t delay too long after returning to the lounge. He only asked the accompanying medical staff to perform a basic examination, adjusted the position of the prosthesis slightly, and returned to the stage again after confirming that it looked normal.

After all, he had just slapped his natural and high-looking face before, so it is naturally impossible to expose any bad news at this time.

No matter how bad, he has to finish this variety show.

Fortunately, the next two games do not need to do any major exercises. Most of them are puzzle games, so there is no need to worry too much.

But after all he knew that his nose had a condition, so when he returned to the stage, Qian Jianan’s heart still inevitably gave birth to panic, especially every time he faced the camera and the audience below, he always gave birth to a kind of all beings. The illusion of staring at his nose, as if everyone had noticed something wrong with his nose.

With this psychological effect, and thinking about the project arranged later, Qian Jianan instantly felt that this recording had become extraordinarily long, and subconsciously began to avoid the surrounding scenes, and he was hoping for this public execution-like show in his heart. It can end sooner.

“Welcome everyone to come back to our show again. After a short break, the guests present must have regained their vitality. Then in the next game competition, I hope everyone can show their best mental state. “

Wei Jia finished the opening remarks with a smile, and then directly announced, “Next to the second game link, [Tacit Understanding]!”

“The tacit understanding competition, as the name suggests, is to test the degree of tacit understanding between team members. Two team members are selected to make gestures and guess one by one within the specified three-minute period, but during the period, no sound is allowed except for gestures. Otherwise, It is regarded as a foul and disqualified from the game.”

Yao Qian followed his words and briefly introduced the rules, and then smiled and said, “This competition still selects three groups of candidates from each of the two crews, and takes turns to compete.”

“Finally, the party who guesses the most cards wins, and the losing party will still be punished by bitter gourd juice, so please come on!”

After listening to the explanations of the two hosts, the members of the two crews selected the people for the three competitions in turn. Because it is a team form, everyone also has a chance to show up. The extra one is naturally given to the team. The one with the biggest Liga.

Taking into account that the first round of the game was won by the “Xiantu” side, so this time the game started from their side.

Fu Yan and Du Jiaojiao participated for the first time.

Du Jiaojiao gestured, and Fu Yan guessed.

Two people acted as a couple in the play, and when they played, they naturally aroused the cheers of the audience below.

After the timing started, the two people actually guessed 24 cards correctly within three minutes. The tacit understanding has attracted the attention of many audiences and fans, and directly brought the atmosphere to a climax.

Even the host exaggeratedly admired, saying that this was the first time in this game that he encountered a partner with such a high degree of understanding.

Then in the second game, it was the turn of the male second Wang Heng and Wang Lele. The two double kings are both playful types. Although the winning rate is not as good as that of Fu Yan, they are not bad. In addition, both of them have a sense of variety and even It has also been loved by many audiences.

In the last game, it was finally Jing Li’s turn to play, and his partner was the male protagonist Fu Yan.

The roles played by the two people in the play are brothers, and the young master of Jing Li defended the male lead everywhere, and finally gave his life for each other.

Therefore, as soon as the two talents stood together, there were enthusiastic cheers from below. Countless people shouted the names of the roles of the two in the play. There were even many CP fans of the roles secretly clenching their fists with excitement, as if they couldn’t wait for excitement. Bundle the two together on the spot.

“Ahhhhhhh! Seeing the young master and Yuze (the name of the script role) standing together, I have no regrets!”

“Young Master and Yuze’s Yan is too good!”

“The realistic version of Wenya Chongni Junior Brother attacking the beautiful young master! I’m simply too good!!”

…

Jing Li hadn’t noticed the remarks from the audience. He was looking at the card on the reminder board right now, studying how to pay for Yan’s gestures.

Soon, the timing began.

The words on the first card are clown performance.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing when they saw the title.

Jing Li took a look and showed an expression about to split, but in the next instant, he began to imitate the clown performance he had seen in his memory.

Everyone saw him suddenly gesturing four fingers to the opposite side, then raised his hand to touch his nose, and then the opposite Fu Yan instantly said, “Four words? Nose?”

Jing Li nodded, then raised his head and wrinkled his nose and began to learn how to walk as a clown.

The action this time is not complicated. Fu Yan guessed it almost instantly: “Joker? Clown performance?”

With the prompt tone for the correct answer, the audience below cheered at the right time, and Jing Li’s face also showed a happy smile.

Fu Yan couldn’t help but laugh, then looked at Jing Li on the opposite side and joked, “This is the clown performance with the highest value I have ever seen.”

As soon as the voice fell, the audience below immediately caused a roar of laughter, and the cp fans were also more excited to be more unsustainable.

However, Qian Jianan, who was sitting next to watch, couldn’t laugh at all. He always felt that the topic was implicitly suggesting something, and when he saw Jingli touching his nose, he also subconsciously touched his nose. To confirm that the nose is not crooked again.

And the following cards don’t know if it’s a coincidence or something. Many of the words still use nose-related movements.

“Eat? Nose? Sneer?”

“Fish? Eyes? Fish eyes mixed with beads!”

“Car? Drinking water? Mom? Busy?”

“Ears? Nose? Ears full of noses?!”

……

Listening to the constant lifting of the nose and nose by the ear, Qian Jianan couldn’t help but touch the bridge of his nose again and again, as if he couldn’t feel relieved if he didn’t check it personally.

His frequent movements naturally did not escape the eyes of the audience below. For a while, many people were attracted by his actions and followed his actions frequently.

After going back and forth like this, Qian Jianan felt even more on pins and needles, always feeling as if everyone was paying attention to his face, waiting eagerly for him to get embarrassed.

Even every laughter on and off the stage made him feel that they were taking the opportunity to laugh at him, causing every pore in his body to start clamoring that he was about to collapse, and he wanted to escape the show immediately.

Finally, in his torment, he ushered in the last item, which is also the most anticipated by the audience-talent show.

This link had already been arranged before, and even the process was deliberately followed during the dress rehearsal, so theoretically speaking, there should not be too much problem.

The program Qian Jianan reported in this session was singing, which was one of his poor talents that he could barely come up with.

As long as you don’t run out of tune, you can basically get confused.

But that was before.

After experiencing the nose incident, Qian Jianan obviously felt that his state had fallen drastically, and even because of nervousness, he had forgotten most of the lyrics at this time when he asked him to recall the lyrics.

Letting him sing in this state made it clear that he was making a fool of himself, but he couldn’t think of another solution for a while.

Anxious Qian Jianan subconsciously glanced at the guests around him, and finally stopped his gaze on Jing Li beside him.

He remembered that Jing Li’s talent project seemed to be playing the piano?

If there is the sound of the piano performing with him, you can also hide the other party’s performance if you can’t remember it.

What’s more, judging from the reaction of the audience just now, Jing Li’s popularity is also very high. If he cooperates with him, he can also take the opportunity to win more attention and topical interest.

Qian Jianan’s thoughts became more and more heartwarming. He glanced at the performance in front of him, and hurriedly leaned close to Jingli’s ear while he was not paying attention, and proposed to him the idea of ​​cooperating.

However, Jing Li only glanced at him after listening, and then shook his head without hesitation.

“I’m not familiar with that song you sang.” Jing Li refused.

Qian Jianan’s face instantly stiffened when he heard the words, and his expression was distorted for a moment.

Unfamiliar?

This song is so **** bad, you said you are unfamiliar?

Qian Jianan gave Jing Li a hateful look, and felt that the other party was deliberately making him want to see his jokes.

But right now, he is asking for someone. Even if he gets angry again, he has to temporarily let go of his anger, and move forward again, begging him in a low tone for the first time in his life, “I beg you? Help and cooperate with me once, and you can just say hello when you need help later, I will say nothing.”

This is already the greatest sincerity he can show.

But Jing Li remained unmoved and continued to shake his head, “I’m really unfamiliar.”

This is actually not because he was fooling Qian Jianan. Even though he looked down on this person, he was not despicable enough to deliberately play tricks at this time.

Although the time he has been in this world is not short, and he has listened to many popular songs, there is still a big difference from the Yuanling Continent where he was before. It is normal for him to be unfamiliar with music scores.

Therefore, in this talent show, the music score he played on the piano is also one of the songs taught by his previous masters.

But how could Qian Jianan know this? Seeing that he repeatedly refused his favors, he almost couldn’t maintain the superficial politeness.

He stared at Jing Li with his head to the side, gritted his teeth and whispered, “Jing Li, I advise you not to make an inch!”

However, facing his threat, Jing Li just glanced at him faintly, then turned his head and ignored him.

Qian Jianan was so angry that Qian Jianan was making smoke there, but there was nothing to do with him.

At this moment, Fu Yan in front of him had already demonstrated his talents. The host Wei Jia asked the staff to pick up the calligraphy written by the other party and face the audience with a smile. The writing brush is so vigorous! The pen is vigorous and powerful. It seems that I usually practice in private, right?”

The audience below suddenly cheered, and Fu Yan’s fans went crazy to call for their idols.

Just when the atmosphere was stacked to the top, Qian Jianan from behind suddenly changed his eyes and interjected with a smile. Words, I don’t know if I can also take the opportunity to see it?”

The author has something to say: Qian Jianan: Jing Li is very popular, and cooperating with him can not only make up for my shortcomings, but also take advantage of his popularity.

Jing Li: It’s not necessary. You are already very hot without rubbing.

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