Why Don’t You Coax Me? - CH 16

Chapter 16- Status: Party

Ran Shu felt extremely tired from this sleep.

If

sleep is a way to relax and relieve fatigue, then he did the opposite this night.

He slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was the familiar Adam’s apple he always used to see.

Looking down again, he saw that he seemed to be bound, and his body was held stiffly by Sang Xian.

When they dated before, Sang Xian never hugged him so tightly…

It’s as if he was afraid that he would run away.

He wasn’t overly shocked that the two of them fell asleep in this posture. Ran Shu just tried to move his body at the moment, but unfortunately he couldn’t break free. Instead Sang Xian hugged him even tighter.

So he calmed down. He was not in a hurry to break free and simply yawned big. Obviously not fully awake yet, blinking his eyes in confusion.

Sang Xian breathed evenly, and the blow made his hair shake slightly. He even felt its warmth on the top of his head.

His nostrils were also filled with the smell of Sang Xian.

Sang Xian never wears perfume because he keeps pets. But his body smells very light, probably from the shower gel or his skin care products.

Ran Shu searched left and right for a while, and finally bit down Sang Xian on his shoulder.

Sang Xian woke up quickly. He did not push Ran Shu away, but lowered his head, biting wherever he could.

The two were like two dogs in battle, biting each other non-stop.

Unfortunately, he imagined a chihuahua fighting an Alaska. Ran Shu was finally subdued because of it.

Unwillingly, he kicked Sang Xian several times before getting out of bed and entering the bathroom.

Sang Xian reached out for his mobile phone to check the time. He sat down to relax for a while, and then went into the bathroom.

Ran Shu was still washing his face in the bathroom when Sang Xian helped him pull out two face towels and put them beside him. He also took out the toothpaste on the side and brushed his teeth on his own.

Ran Shu obviously didn’t like Sang Xian by his side, so he took off his slippers on the way to wash his face and kicked Sang Xian twice.

Sang Xian ignored him and continued to brush his teeth.

To him, being kicked by Ran Shu’s feet was like a massage.

After washing, the two stood side by side in front of the mirror.

Ran Shu stared at his dark circles, a little upset.

While Sang Xian is arranging his overlord’s hairstyle as he must be meticulous.

Seeing that Ran Shu was still sulking, Sang Xian finished arranging his hair and raised his hand to help Ran Shu dry it.

Sang Xian’s hands were very big, and this kind of big hands were busy on top of Ran Shu’s head, making Ran Shu’s face look smaller while the silhouette of  Sang Xian’s big hands was cast on the palm-sized cheeks.

Ran Shu didn’t care that Sang Xian was blowing his hair. He even started directing him on how to do it.  “Blow it upwards from this angle so my hair will be fluffier”

“I can do it.”

“Yeah.”

“Your mouth also looks stupid.”

“If I tell you the truth, you will be angry.”

“……” Can’t he stop making him angry?!

Ran Shu changed his clothes and walked out of the guest room, leaning on the handrail of the stairs to look down. He then saw someone busy in the living room and immediately yelled, “Who’s there?”

The people downstairs heard Ran Shu’s voice and looked up. Another guy started to call: “Yo! Big star!”

Ran Shu also smiled when he saw that person: “Yo! Fenghuang Heng!”

Fenghuang Heng, formerly known as Deng Yiheng.

Deng Yiheng and Shen Junjing were doubles partners in high school. But unfortunately, their performance as doubles were not outstanding, so they eventually disbanded.

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Meanwhile, Shen Junjing became Sang Xian’s partner after graduating from university and now has a bright future.

Deng Yiheng is different. He found a good girlfriend. His girlfriend has a very high level of tennis skills,p and even achieved very good results in singles in this competition. In the mixed doubles with Deng Yiheng, their ranking is also more than good.

Deng Yiheng is a typical representative as someone who has a chance in becoming a phoenix because he found a powerful girlfriend. Over time, his friends began to call him Fenghuang Heng.

He, himself, didn’t care about this title but was very proud of it.

Deng Yiheng is amazing. Otherwise, how could he find such an amazing girlfriend?

Ran Shu went downstairs quickly and asked excitedly, “When did you arrive?”

“Oh, you two slept for another three hours after we came.”

Ran Shu patted Deng Yiheng on the shoulder: “Well, very good talk.”

As if on cue, Lu Yanxin came out holding a fruit plate. She saw Ran Shu and asked, “Oh, Ran Shu? How come you can still go down the stairs by yourself? Is Sang Xian not good enough last night?”

Lu Yanxin is Deng Yiheng’s girlfriend. She is the epitome of beauty except that her skin tone is a little uneven, having yellowish patches from here and there.

“We broke up.” Ran Shu walked over and picked up some cherries from her fruit plate. He swallowed them directly and then spit the core into the trash can.

Lu Yanxin asked: “Is it sweet?”

Ran Shu replied complacently: “It’s pretty sweet.”

“It’s not as sweet as falling in love safely and in a healthy manner.”

“…” Ran Shu didn’t want to talk to her anymore.

Ran Shu sat on the sofa, eating his fruit quietly.

Sui Houyu sat beside him. And as soon as he sat down, he saw Lu Yanxin approaching him and said with a smile, “Hou Mo is still fine, I see. You’re walking with your legs pinched. Are you still passionate after so many years?

“I saw Deng Yiheng coming here tired.” Sui Houyu leaned against the back of the sofa and lazily replied: “I’m different from you.”

Suihou Yu has mania. He has this high energy and good physical strength. Not to mention his strong competitive spirit but most importantly- strong libido.

Suihou Yu is like a match. When it catches fire after it is lit, Hou Mo ends up being heroic to indulge with him as if he is still not used to it all these times. And with that, it can be stated that he is immortal

Ran Shu looked at Suihpu Yu and then at Lu Yanxin. Seeing the two looking at him at the same time, he knew that they were going to scold him. So he immediately continued to eat cherries obediently, fainting ignorance.

Unfortunately, he still did not survive.

Lu Yanxin looked at Ran Shu and smiled evilly: “Where is Ran Shu?”

Suihou Yu sneered and replied: “Isn’t this the person relying on breaking up to maintain his partner’s interest?”

Every time Ran Shu broke up with Sang Xian, he would be severely “loved” by Sang Xian ” after a few days.

They all know Ran Shu’s little thoughts.

Ran Shu continued to eat fruit, as if today was a catastrophe for the cherries.

These are the people who can make Ran Shu speechless. After all, they are the people who know Ran Shu best.

When Shen Junjing came, he brought a lot of ingredients. And then Hou Mo led Sang Xian, Shen Junjing, and Deng Yiheng busy in the kitchen.

Fortunately, the villa is divided into two kitchens: the Chinese kitchen and the Western kitchen, otherwise these tall boys would be inconvenient to move when they gather together.

Su Anyi was the last one to come in. After coming in, she moved her shoulders, leaned on the sofa, and sighed: “I want to retire.”

Ran Shu echoed: “I want to too as well.”

It just so happened that Shen Junjing gave them cut watermelons at this time, saying: “Ran Shu, you’d better stay in the industry for a few more years and have some work to do. Otherwise, according to your efforts, the Sang family is likely to go bankrupt, and then I will lose my job.”

Ran Shu was so angry that he stood on the sofa and looked at Shen Junjing yelling: “I broke up with him already! So let him go!”

“Heh—” Shen Junjing sneered and left.

Ran Shu immediately followed Suihou Yu to complain: “Brother Yu, look at him!”

Lu Yanxin laughed softly: “Your brother Yu can’t even stand upright; what do you expect from him?”

Lu Yanxin was right after Ran Shu thought about it and sat down dejectedly again, continuing to eat fruit.

Suihou Yu sighed. He had known that Lu Yanxin would come, so he restrained himself a little. He and Ran Shu were no match for such a heroine.

When lunch was ready and everyone was seated, Ran Shu was still arguing with them about a topic—

is infertility hereditary?

Ran Shu sat down and said at the same time: “Infertility is a parent’s problem. Why would it the matter with the child? Anyway, I have never heard of infertility and genetics being combined together.”

Suihou Yu tried his best to explain to him: “But if this person is already infertile, how can he still have children?”

“Aren’t we discussing genetic issues? Whether he has children has nothing to do with this issue, and children will not be affected by the infertility of their parents.”

“If children can’t be born, how can they inherit not being able to make children?”

Ran Shu looked at Suihou Yu for a while, but still couldn’t figure out why.

He watched Sang Xian put the bowl and chopsticks in front of him. So he asked Sang Xian unwillingly: “We are talking about heredity, but Brother Yu entangled in whether a child can be born. This is not the point. We are discussing heredity. The question of the disease is…whether this disease will be inherited.”

Sang Xian raised his hand and rubbed Ran Shu’s head: “Well, I understand your thinking. This is a medical problem, so we don’t need to discuss it. “

Ran Shu came back to his senses immediately and said arrogantly to Suihou Yu: “Yes, I am an art student, and you are a group of sports students; what can we discuss here when we talk about medical issues?!”

Lu Yanxin laughed loudly when he heard it: “Sang Xian, you have to protect this smart baby. Otherwise, he will be easily deceived when counting money.”

Ran Shu still refused to accept: “You don’t have a deep understanding of this problem.”

Suihou Yu didn’t want to discuss with him: “Let’s eat.”

All of them gathered together as if they had endless things to say. In fact, they even needed to shout whenever the discussion got heated.

Fortunately, this is a detached villa, so it won’t disturb the neighbors.

After a noisy afternoon, the food on the table has changed a lot, but the wine has not stopped.

Ran Shu had a good time drinking. He even wanted to drag Suihou Yu to dance with him. Whatever he said, he also wanted to do a video so that he could post it on Weibo.

Those who were unable to show their faces chose to watch while Ran Shu and several popular athletes recorded the video.

Ran Shu and Suihou Yu learned to dance together when they were young. Both of them have very good foundations, and they can dance along to familiar music.

In the middle of the jump, Ran Shu dazedly ran to lift Suihou Yu’s clothes: “Brother Yu, you still have abs. Mine is not as obvious as yours. I just have a thin waist…” He said and went to lift his clothes.

At this time, the people around rushed up. Hou Mo went up and held down Ran Shu’s hand, preventing him from taking off Suihou Yu’s clothes.

While Lu Yanxin covered Ran Shu’s stomach with a pillow: “Is this something we should see? I can’t show myself here for more than ten years.”

Ran Shu yelled at Lu Yanxin: “I haven’t been in the industry for ten years yet!”

Ran Shu walked towards Shen Junjing at this time and asked: “Is it recorded?”

“Yes, I will send it to Brother Liu and let them deal with it.”

“Oh…”

Ran Shu walked a little wobbly. Everyone was looking at him as he found that Sang Xian was still sitting at the dining table drinking red wine. He then immediately shouted at Sang Xian: “Didn’t you see that I can’t stand still?”

The people around looked at the two of them at the same time.