Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream] - v2 Chapter 439
Lin Huai: ? ?
Amid the shouts of “City management here!!!”, a great retreat was going on like a tsunami. All the tables and chairs on the ground were taken away in an instant, all the arms that were still fried in the oil pan jumped out immediately, and all the tofu brains rolled back into their own pots. The ghost hawkers wailed, called their friends and fled with their breakfast trolleys.
Those who can drive all drive, those who can ride three-wheelers ride on three-wheelers, and those who don’t even have three-wheelers can only push the dining car madly and run away. Several of the ghosts ran and screamed.
“Why is the city management here at this time?!”
“Didn’t the chengguan not get up before ten o’clock every day?!”
“At seven o’clock in the morning, at such a time in the world, the city management actually got up?!”
“nmd! I got up so early at the risk of dying from the sun, but I still met the city management officer!!”
For a time, the autumn wind was bleak and flood waves surged. When Lin Huai walked into the alley, all he saw was an empty alley. He twitched the corners of his mouth and picked up a leaflet blown by the wind from the ground.
“How come they even know when I get up?” Lin Huai muttered, “I care more about me than Chu Tianshu.”
Compared with this, he actually has the strange nickname of “urban management” in this quiet Ximu District, which is really compelled…
Excited.
Lin Huai raised the corners of his lips strangely.
The ghost vendors were gone, and Lin Huai had no choice but to go to KFC in the world to buy breakfast. Now the entire Ximu District is desolate. In just over 20 days, the entire Ximu District was basically infected by ghosts. The number of registered members of the Underworld Forum has also increased from several thousand to nearly 100,000. Humans capable of escaping the Westwood District have already fled, but soon they were on their way to escape by car, train, or plane, and were killed by ghosts hidden in trunks, suitcases, and shadows, and the next day crooked. Walking, with a pale face, he returned to the Westwood District.
Only 5% of the human beings can successfully escape, and almost three of these five “escape” with the ghosts from the Westwood District.
Ximu District is already a paradise for ghosts, and this piece of paradise will be brought and infected by these lucky people who escaped from Ximu District to other areas. When they were alone at home reading novels, playing games in the bathroom, or having dinner with friends in the restaurant, there would always be dark ghosts that flashed behind them or followed them all the time.
In the end, the whole world will be destroyed by ghosts.
This is the end of this world.
And Lin Huai, in such a world, actually became the “urban management” of Ximu District… This is really a little gratifying to congratulate.
Lin Huai had a normal breakfast at KFC — a rice ball and a cup of soy milk. He sits by the window and digests food while playing on his phone. In KFC, there are still many living human beings who are just like him, normal, scared and nervous.
Speaking of which, chain stores such as KFC and McDonald’s were finally occupied by ghosts. Lin Huai thought about it for a while, and found that it may be because this kind of fast-moving brand is not suitable for ghosts to scare humans, attack humans, and develop offline. Their terror methods are often diluted by the similar harmony of “so big chicken chops”, which greatly reduces their terror. When Lin Huai was still able to enter the netherworld forum, he once saw ghosts complaining in the forum.
The ghost is a McDonald’s waiter who shrunk himself into a chicken chop bag to frighten him. When the living person who bought the chicken chops arrived at the gym lounge with the chicken chops, the ghost thought that the time had come, and slowly stretched his body out of the packaging bag.
and issued.
“So-so big chicken chop!” It stretched its arms to show that it really could stretch very big, “It’s so-big!”
——Then it was beaten by the fitness trainer next to it, and was laughed at by the ghost hiding in the exhaust pipe of the gym.
Maybe it’s because of this “so big” joke that McDonald’s KFC has never been a ghost. Lin Huai slowly finished his breakfast.
Nowadays, the task of delivering high-level express delivery is being sent to him later and later, and it basically has to wait until twelve o’clock noon. Today, Chu Tianshu is still on duty in the mental hospital. Lin Huai has nothing to do and no one to play with, so he plans to wander the streets here and find ghosts to practice his skills.
The first thing he arrived at was a haunted house in a shopping mall. In the past, such a haunted house has always been an excellent place for Lin Huai to see a ghost. He specifically chose a run-down mall and chose the haunted house at No. 44 on the 4th floor. Just looking at the numbers, this haunted house is such a hell.
Lin Huai even went to the clothing store next door to buy a pair of black-framed plain glasses and a plain brown wig. Against the backdrop of a wig, baseball cap and glasses, Lin Huai is as unremarkable as a primary school student who loves reasoning. He returned to the fourth floor next door with his casual clothes, and grinned when he saw the woman selling tickets feebly at the door. Then, he tried his best to suppress his ecstasy and walked towards the haunted house.
“Buy a ticket, thank you.” He deliberately lowered his voice.
The woman looked up at him. Her face was pale, and she knew something was wrong with just one look at Lin Huai. The woman glanced up and down at Lin Huai, who smiled at her.
“What’s your name?” the woman said hesitantly.
“Lu Jin.” Lin Huai didn’t bat an eyelid.
“your job is?”
“Student.” Lin Huai said again.
“Where do you live?”
“Room 103, No. 79, Huaian Road.” Lin Huai reported a fake address without blinking.
Lin Huai only felt that his answer was very seamless. He is not surnamed Lin, nor is he a courier, nor does he live in a courier station. But just as he looked at the woman with expectant eyes, hoping to get a ticket…
The woman glanced up and down at him in fear, and turned around to run! !
How could Lin Huai allow her to escape. Just as the woman was about to leave, Lin Huai grabbed her arm and said, “Tell me, where did I talk about this time?!”
The woman couldn’t dodge, and finally could only cry: “Damn it, a normal living person should impatiently ask ‘why are you selling tickets or not, and asking so many questions’ before I ask the third question!!”
Lin Huai: …I’m careless.
Just when Lin Huai was frustrated, the woman had cut off her arm and crawled away.
Lin Huai got the ghost hand X1, he put the ghost hand into the shopping bag in his hand and walked to the next place.
The next place Lin Huai went was a famous cosmetics company. It is said that the lipsticks in this makeup shop are made of the blood of ghosts. If you use the lipstick sold by this cosmetics store, your lips will gradually become the lips of a ghost.
The ghost speaks a terrifying prophecy every morning. In the next day, this prophecy will come true. It may be “you will fall when you go out today”, or “you will be called by your teacher in class today”, or it may be “your mother will die”, “your father will die”, “your whole family will die” “Wait for Zaun to speak.
Therefore, Lin Huai called this set of lipsticks the Zuan lipstick.
When Lin Huai was still fifty meters away from the cosmetics store, he heard an alarm sounding throughout the mall. Lin Huai was stunned, he didn’t expect the ghost to be so arrogant.
“The whole mall is owned by ghosts so soon?” he thought.
Lin Huai immediately accelerated. Before he arrived at the cosmetics store, the two female clerks in the store had already sprinted down and pulled down the shutters, trying to refuse Lin Huai to enter—
Lin Huai arrived at the cosmetics store just before the rolling shutter door was one step away.
A female ghost’s hand was still caught in the rolling shutter. Lin Huai was about to take advantage of this gap to open the shutter door, and then he heard a scream.
The rolling shutter door slammed down. At the same time, the hand of the female ghost also grunted bloodily and landed in front of Lin Huai.
Lin Huai: …
“They sacrifice themselves too much to avoid me,” he thought.
He happily picked up the ghost hand and put it together in his eco bag. Seeing that all the shops in the mall were closed, Lin Huai knew that he would not be able to encounter ghosts here. He was a little disappointed and decided to go somewhere else.
Lin Huai was sitting in the square. There were originally many ghosts handing out flyers in the square. Those ghosts were wearing huge stuffed bear clothes, but they smelled rancid. No one knew that there would be rotting corpses inside the puppet suits, and receiving their flyers was equivalent to receiving the gate of ascension. And after the tragic death of the living people who received the flyers, they will also become a new puppet ghost who distributes flyers and obtains many flyers.
The children and grandchildren are infinitely scarce, comparable to the MLM organization in the underworld.
This underworld MLM organization ran away after Lin Huai arrived. A group of puppets were running in the square. The scene was so spectacular that Lin Huai thought for a while that he had broken into the shooting location of a certain Disney animation movie.
Sitting alone on a bench, he looked at the map to see the happy places in the entire Westwood District. In the end, he decided to go to elementary school.
“Children in elementary school are still the flowers of the motherland and have not yet been beaten by the sinister society. Therefore, their fear of me should not be so profound.” Lin Huai thought, “If they are willing to let me into the school, I can also dance rubber with them. Playing with muscles.”
Lin Huai thought and took a taxi on the side of the road. But all the taxis ran away when they saw him.
The one who finally stopped was a driver surnamed Li.
“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Lin Huai was very surprised by this.
Driver Li was very silent about this: “Now there are no living people in Ximu District, and even dead people…don’t dare to ride in my car!!”
He gave up reality and began to give up on himself. In these more than 20 days, Driver Li has become numb to everything that happened in this city, and also numb to the terrifying ghosts.
He even just wanted to die quickly and join the family of the Underworld Forum as soon as possible. But no matter how he finds ghosts or hits ghosts, all the ghosts unanimously believe that he must be the courier’s inner responder, and refuses to be an introducer to kill him and let him go to the underworld.
Driver Li was already numb. He thought desperately that he might become the last living person in the Westwood District.
“Why don’t you be my limousine driver?” Lin Huai said sympathetically.
Driver Li: …
Driver Li was silent all the way. He took Lin Huai to the elementary school and left in silence again.