Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 39

Due to the casino strategy, Wu Anguo’s weapons and equipment had become much more plentiful, and his income was not small as well. Furthermore, he had also guaranteed Qu Yang’s safety.

However, he was still stumped by the request. He was going to fight, and the day had finally come. For safety’s sake, he went to the country and brought his father to the county town. At the beginning, Wu Haoyuan didn’t want to leave his ancestral home. That was left behind by the ancestors of the Wu family, but Wu Anguo said, “Dad, didn’t you say you want to have a grandson? “You don’t have to think about me, but you have to think about your grandson. Little Treasure is just a kid, and doesn’t understand much. You’re an elder, so you need someone to help you watch over him.”

Even in his dreams, Old Master Wu wanted to carry his grandson, so he immediately packed up his things and followed his son into the city.

Wu Anguo had brought most of his troops, leaving behind Xu Bao’s fifty men and dozens of weaker soldiers. Qu Yang County was, after all, quite familiar with its own territory.

Furthermore, the battlefield had yet to reach them. This place could be considered as their own backyard and was quite safe. Wu Anguo told her everything. When he left, he kissed the little girl fiercely and said in a hoarse voice, “When big brother comes back, I’ll eat meat.”

Xu Bao firmly nodded his head: “Okay, when Big Bro comes back, we’ll eat meat together!”

That night, Wu Anguo’s team quietly left Qu Yang County.

Xu Bao felt strange for a moment, as if he wasn’t used to the feeling of his big brother not being around. This was the first time after their marriage that they didn’t sleep together.

He tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. It was as if this was the first time in his life that he had felt such sadness.

On the second day, the weather was sunny. When her husband was not around, Xu Bao decided to make good use of it. For example, during this time, how long had it been since he had eaten a big piece of meat! If there was a war, there wouldn’t be enough meat to eat in the city. She brought fifty of her subordinates to hunt rabbits and wild ducks. She ran around every day in great health, but it was enough to tire Mr Wu to his bones.

Old Man Wu was misled by his son’s words. He thought that his daughter-in-law was here, and now he was going to risk his life just to stay by Xu Bao’s side and take good care of his future grandson.

Leaning on his walking stick, he was on the verge of losing his breath, yet he still followed Xu Bao as he shouted, “Little Treasure, slow down! Slip along the road, don’t fall …”

Before he could finish his sentence, Wu Haoyuan’s father gave him a heavy kick. With a loud thud, his butt was split in half, causing others to feel pain in their hearts when they heard his voice.

Xu Bao hurried over to help him up. “Dad, are you alright?”

“I’m fine, I’m fine. When I was young, I could climb mountains barefooted many times a day.” Old Man Wu used his walking stick to firmly stand up and passionately exhorted, “You, on the other hand, have a heavy body. Walk slowly in front of you. Don’t worry about me. I’m watching you.”

Xu Bao didn’t understand what it meant to have a heavy body, but since her father insisted, she had no choice but to keep walking. When they reached the top of the hill, his father shouted, “Little Treasure, the road is shaking! Pay attention to your safety! Don’t slip or fall!”

Then he heard a piercing sound, and Wu slipped… The cane followed him from behind. When Mr Wu crashed into a tree to block his way, the cane above him also heavily knocked on his head. Mr Wu completely fainted.

He had no choice but to send his father back.

The next day, Old Man Wu, who was leaning on a walking stick, still insisted on following him. Xu Bao had no choice but to bring Old Man Wu to the village to drink some tea.

“Dad, you can relax now. We’ll stay here and watch. After they dig the trap and catch the hare, we’ll have meat to eat when we get home tonight.” Xu Bao and Wu were sitting on the top of the mountain, basking in the sun. They were drinking tea and eating snacks while watching the scenery at the foot of the mountain.

Mr Wu saw that the soldiers were scattered about digging traps and asked curiously, “Can this work?” Does it need to be dug up that much? ”

Wu Zhong stood at the side and said, “Old Master, all these little rabbits have been caught by Young Mistress. It would be a lot more difficult to catch prey in this trap.”

At the foot of the mountain, fifty soldiers had prepared everything they needed, forming a total of three large traps.

At this time, outside Qu Yang County, there was a group of almost two companies, with more than three hundred soldiers slowly approaching.

“Brigade commander, this is how we’re going to Crooked Yang County, no? I heard that our brothers carried their belongings inside and came out naked?” an adjutant asked in a rustic voice.

“What do you know, he’s not even here yet, he’s been sent to war, there’s no one in our family. He took so many things from us brothers, so I brought him to sit down. It’s only right for him to come back with some things!” The brigadier also spoke in a country voice.

Although they lost, they didn’t dare to say such words in front of their boss, and could only say that they had been detained. This friendly brigade commander took advantage of Wu Anguo’s visit to fight with more than three hundred loaded firearms, and was preparing to pry open his base camp. So what if they were friends?

As they walked along, they were in a good mood. They were waiting to go to Crooked Yang County to eat and drink.

At the mouth of a deep mountain road, the brigade commander waved his hand! The troops stopped.

He stood there laughing at the sky. Ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!

“Captain, what are you laughing about?” The aide asked curiously.

“Pig skull!” With such a good terrain, I don’t know if we’ll be ambushing them here. If it’s me, I’ll let the soldiers outside have nowhere to go! ” The captain laughed and said.

“Brigadier, you’re smarter than our county magistrate!” The aide flattered. He didn’t have much experience, so the county magistrate was the biggest official here.

The underlings did not catch up to Ye Zichen and laughed along with him.

Then he laughed and walked on.

The leader took the lead and swaggered ahead. The road was filled with the sounds of fallen leaves and branches. Suddenly, a crunching sound could be heard. No one noticed as a person stepped on the mechanism. Suddenly, a large number of logs rolled down the mountain. Ow! Mother! Mother, alas! Ambush…

A group of soldiers were screaming and wailing within the mountains. Since this was a passageway, it was not easy to run away. People squeezed in and many were injured!

The leader ran ahead of them quickly, barely escaping death. Seeing the two hundred people running out, his heart thumped. This was too dangerous. Wu Anguo, that birdman, actually set a trap to ambush them. A sinister villain, a sinister villain!

Xu Bao and Mr Wu, with their binoculars, saw a group of people below and were very curious.

Old Man Wu asked, “Who are they?”

Xu Bao said, “I don’t know. Maybe it’s just a passing by. Don’t worry, we’ll just wait for the prey to take the bait.”

At the foot of the mountain, the brigade commander led a group of soldiers as he hesitantly stood at a crossroad with a serious expression on his face.

“Captain, why not take the main road? The Great Dao is easy to walk on! How fast is it to enter the city directly? ” the aide gasped.

“Pig skull!” “You know what a fool, Wu An that bird person would definitely set a trap on the main road and listen to me. If it’s a mistake, take the small path.”

Thus, the group of people continued to walk around the mountain under the command of the captain.

When he came to a flat piece of ground, the brigadier waved his hand and stopped, put his hands on his hips, and laughed at the sky. “Hahahaha!

“Captain, what are you laughing about?” The aide asked curiously when he saw a flat ground.

“Pig skull!” With such a good terrain, I don’t know if there will be an ambush. If it’s me, I will dig a hole and let all the soldiers outside fall! ” The captain laughed and said.

“Brigadier is wise!” This time, all of his subordinates rushed to applaud him and shouted in unison.

After laughing for a while, the brigadier was tired this time. He let the soldiers lead the way and walked to the back.

As he was walking, he suddenly looked up. The soldiers were getting fewer and fewer. How could he touch anything?! A soldier who had recently fallen into a trap shouted with all his might, “Captain, there’s an ambush!”

Of course, half of the soldiers had fallen into the trap. This was a huge group of traps. The soldiers that were walking behind could only crawl on the ground step by step. Finally, they had passed through this flat land, and there were only a hundred soldiers left.

The brigadier was also sweating profusely as he scolded, “Wu Di! Me and you are irreconcilable, I will take the soldiers and raid your house, and play with your woman! ”

Up on the mountain, Mr Wu held his binoculars and looked at the soldiers, asking curiously, “Little Treasure, these people don’t seem to be passing by, do they? What’s going on?” Why is it all our traps? ”

Xu Bao looked at it, calmly took a sip of water and said, “Maybe it was an accident. After all the traps we made, they couldn’t possibly try them out one by one.”

At the foot of the mountain, the brigade commander looked at the remaining one hundred men. In order to prevent a trap, he requested that everyone be on the lookout so that they would not fall behind.

Keep going at full speed!

Arriving at a lakeshore, he saw that there was a lake in front of him. It was simply too beautiful. The brigadier waved them to a halt again.

He stood where he was, with his hands on his hips, laughing out loud to the sky: Ha ha-ha ha!

At this point, the soldiers, who had barely survived, tensed up and asked in unison, “Captain, what are you laughing about?”

“Pig skull!” With such a good terrain, I don’t know if we’ll be ambushing them here. If it’s me, I’ll make a trap for everyone to fall into the water! ” The captain laughed and said.

When the soldiers behind them heard about falling into the water, they all cried. It was winter, and they all looked at the captain’s head, thinking that he was that pig’s skull.

At this time, everyone was extremely careful as they continued to move along the river, with the leader in the middle. As they walked, they arrived at a downhill. The grass looked like grass, but for some reason, the person in front couldn’t help but slide down. The person in the back was the same, the brigade commander in the middle stood up and shouted, “Steady!”

One of the soldiers behind him knocked him down with him, and in the winter, a group of soldiers fell into the water with a splash.

On the mountain, Old Man Wu muttered, “I was just saying that the road is slippery, so you should be careful when walking. Look, the group of people have all left.”

After struggling for a while, the aide finally climbed onto the bed and waved his hand, shouting, “Brigade Commander, come here quickly! Let me help you!”

The brigadier finally swam to the shore with all his might, waving one hand with all his might …

The aide was about to reach out to save him when a rabbit ran past him and hit a rock on the side of the road and died.

The aide-de-camp was extremely excited. This was exactly what he had been waiting for. He was simply too angry, so he happily ran over to pick up the rabbit. He had meat to eat tonight.

Turning around, he saw a few bubbles appearing on the surface of the lake, and he had disappeared. With one hand holding the rabbit, he let out a loud and sorrowful cry, “Brigade Commander …” Brigadier… Where are you? Didn’t he swim back here just now? Brigadier… “Captain …”