Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 40
Seeing that it was almost dusk, Old Man Wu was afraid that Little Treasure would catch a cold on the mountain and insisted on going down. Thus, the group of people descended the mountain and arrived at the mountainside. They saw a person wearing the same military uniform that Wu Anguo wore, leaning against the side of the road as if he was wearing water.
Xu Bao immediately thought of his big brother, so he called Wu Zhong to take a look. Was this person still alive?
This person was the unlucky brigade commander. He had finally reached the shore with great difficulty, but he felt someone tugging at him from beneath his feet, causing him to be dragged down. The aide above shouted a few times, but no one came. He was scared, thinking that the brigade commander was dead, so scared that he even threw away his dead rabbits. He turned around and ran for his life in a fluster, with only one thought in his mind: Leave this place, leave this terrifying mountain, run as far as you can …
When the brigade commander finally managed to kick away his men, he was, after all, a proper military academy graduate with good physical qualities. With another effort, he managed to land on the shore and climb all the way to the shore. He himself had been frightened all day and fell back into the water. His whole body was cold and hungry as he forced himself to walk forward. There was only one thought in his mind, to leave this place, to leave this terrifying place … Finally, he fainted on the side of the road.
He felt that someone was shaking him, a gentle voice. He felt as if he was in a dream. He struggled to open his eyes to take a look. A fairy! A fairy stood before him.
“Brother, are you alright?” How are you? ” Xu Bao asked worriedly as he saw Tang Wulin open his eyes and stare straight at him.
When the brigade commander, who had been tortured for a day, heard this cordial greeting, he immediately choked up. With tears in his eyes, he said, “I, Mu, have something to do. Many thanks, big sister.”
When Xu Bao saw his miserable appearance, he thought of how his big brother had gone to the battlefield, and if he was also injured, he felt that this was the first time he had meddled with someone’s affairs and allowed Wu Zhong to pass on the blanket and snacks that he was afraid Wu Zhong would give her to that person.
The brigade commander’s hands trembled as he took the blanket and some food and drinks. He wrapped the blanket around himself and wolfed down the food. He immediately felt warm and full of strength. Then, he came back to life.
He stood up, looked at the girl in front of him, and firmly said, “Big sister, don’t say such things. In short, you saved my life, and if anything happens in the future, I’m willing to use my life to repay you! Big sister, I’m leaving, I’ll remember you for the rest of my life! ”
The brigadier walked away with his blanket wrapped around his head and cake crumbs on the corner of his mouth. Before he left, he forced Xu Bao to give him a seal with the three words’ Ma Niu and Yang ‘engraved on it. He said that he would use this to find him in the future.
Looking at his ragged back, which gave off a very miserable and sad feeling, Old Man Wu said, “Why does this person look a little familiar? I feel like I’ve seen him somewhere before!”
The group continued on their way and passed by the river. Unexpectedly, they saw a dead rabbit. It wasn’t easy. She thought that the entire mountain was filled with rabbits. She didn’t expect there to be one that had just died. She let Wu Zhong carry her, at least she had some meat at night.
The fifty soldiers had actually been hiding around the trap the entire time. Seeing their friends who had unluckily died, they were all cleaned up and buried by the soldiers. In this chaotic world, who didn’t bury a dead person?
The lucky ones who were still alive quickly ran away. Moreover, when they ran past the place they just passed, they discovered that the corpses of their comrades were all gone. Even the traps were gone.
Apart from the Ma Niu and the Sheep Brigade commander who wanted to repay this debt of gratitude, everyone else had the same thought in their hearts. Crooked Yang County was simply too terrifying. Even if they were beaten to death, they wouldn’t be willing to come here.
At night, there were only a few people.
Xu Bao was extremely unhappy. After hunting for an entire day, she was the only one to pick up a dead rabbit, but she didn’t catch anything. Everyone must have been lazy, playing hide and seek with the group of people that passed by today.
When the soldiers below saw their boss fuming over the lack of meat to eat, they didn’t dare to say anything. They had picked up a lot of firearms, ammunition, and money … They were indeed ashamed to say that their boss had such a simple wish to eat meat.
No meat, not even cats, and so many people, alas! Luckily, the noodle shop was torn down, and there was still a lot of noodle soup left.
However, the more it ate, the more it would want to die, especially for the big cat. It would tremble at the sight of the white face, as if it was given poison.
It was no wonder that the big cat was frightened. There was a time when it was imprisoned and grinded its face, and this white surface was it. It subconsciously resisted the moment it saw the face! With sequelae, would rather starve to death than eat. Xu Bao looked at the big cat and sighed.
He had to continue hunting the next day.
Furthermore, Xu Bao had guaranteed that she would be watching from the top of the mountain today just like yesterday. Mr Wu had reluctantly agreed that he would rest at home, but Little Treasure had to come back early.
Xu Bao was a rabbit, so he wasn’t willing to sit there obediently. He happily ran without his father-in-law watching her run around.
She felt that she didn’t catch any prey yesterday. Maybe the traps were too numerous and the people were too scattered, scaring all the animals. Today, she focused on choosing a place to ambush them.
Xu Bao was also dressed in camouflage clothes, and he was with the soldiers. His men were afraid that their boss would be in too much danger, so they chose the same piece of flat land as yesterday.
After obtaining yesterday’s weapons and equipping the remaining people in the county, even the servants at home had guns. These fifty soldiers naturally had better weapons on them, and after a long period of training, they were already used to using all kinds of guns. They worked very well together and now even a leopard passed by.
Xu Bao was sitting patiently in the grass. He imagined a large piece of roasted meat passing by, and he felt a burst of saliva. Xu Bao, who was earnestly waiting for meat, was sitting there professionally without moving as he thought about the delicious scene.
It was a flat land with an ambush in the surroundings. A gun was hidden in every leaf, waiting for its prey to pass by.
The mountain winds blew, and the rustling of the leaves seemed to be very quiet. Suddenly, a whistle rang out from not too far away …
“Sixie, stop bragging. What if we alert someone? Don’t forget that we’re here to gather information.” a slightly taller man whispered to the shorter man beside him.
“Brother Long, don’t worry. There’s no one here. Our captain wants to attack the county city. This is the mountain, so there won’t be anyone here. If you don’t believe me, I’ll shout …” Hey! Is there anyone here? Hey! “Is there anyone here …” Liu Zi’s men shouted loudly in all directions, echoing in all directions!
He laughed out loud. “Brother Long, look at the timid one. There’s no one here, don’t worry. There’s a flat ground ahead. Let’s go sit down and rest for a while!”
“It’s good that there’s no one here, haha, Liu Zi, don’t talk about the chaos here, it’s really a bit unsatisfying. As long as there’s no one around, it’s good that there’s no one around. Sigh, you’ve been walking around for the whole morning. Didn’t you bring something good to eat? Let’s get something to eat!” Brother Long laughed.
“Really, when I was passing by that village, I picked up two chickens. Brother Long, I think I have enough brothers. I’m still thinking about you even after eating. Fine, we’ll wait for the flowers at noon!” As the sixth son spoke, he untied his belt and took down the chicken from his waist. Then, he started to kill the chicken with ease while Brother Long was working together to dig a hole.
The two of them came to a mutual understanding. They wrapped the chicken in the soil, buried it in the pit, and started a fire. They picked up some dry winter branches and grass by the roadside and listened to the crackling sound of the fire.
“Liu Zi, when I went to pick up the branches, I felt that something was wrong with the mountain. I felt that it was weird!” Brother Long once again had that feeling, as if many people were staring at him and growing more intense.
“It’s okay, it’s okay, wait till we finish all the fried chicken, then we’ll go into the county and find out what the good news is, tomorrow when the captain attacks the city, we will be the meritorious officials, we will definitely be eating hot and dry in the county every day, and that’s just your misconception, your misconception, every movement will cause you to be nervous, aiya!” Brother Long, smell it! The fragrance is coming out! “Quick, quick!” Liu Qingmei felt a burst of excitement. The fragrance was almost good enough.
Brother Long and Brother Six both lowered their heads and moved the bonfire away. They dug up the dirt on the ground and carefully took out the two fragrant roosters. Brother Long raised his head first …
“Sixth brother …” Brother Long’s voice trembled, and his legs trembled …
Liu Ziyi also raised his head and saw the densely packed guns pointing at the two of them. They were both the best kind of guns, and their firepower was great. It was enough to blast them a hundred times over … Liu Xiaoyang was also shaking …
Is that really necessary!?” Military, Military Lord … At most, I can steal two chickens… There’s no need to shoot… “It’s fine if you’re shot, but there’s no need to send so many big brother soldiers …” As he said that, Sixie’s pants got wet!
The soldiers decisively confiscated the ‘flower chicken’. Xu Bao had given the order that they didn’t want to capture the two of them, but they were actually roasting the ‘flower chicken’. That fragrance seriously hindered some treasure’s ability to think.
A certain treasure took the Flowery Chicken and was embarrassed to say that he had taken someone else in just because he was gluttonous, so he solemnly said, “You must interrogate them properly. These two people do not look like good people.” After she finished speaking, she and Wu Zhong went to the back to eat the fried chicken. It was so delicious, the oil was sizzling and the fragrance was fragrant.
When the soldiers came to report the results of the interrogation, a certain treasure had already exterminated the chickens. It burped and said, “Eh, those two chicks are very dangerous. I’ve already exterminated them. Did you find anything special?”
The soldiers were all aware of their boss’s character. It was hilarious seeing her beautiful face with dark spots, but they held it in and said seriously: “Report, these two people are really not good people. They are enemy spies and they said they are preparing to attack the county town.”
“Attack the county city?” Xu Bao suddenly felt dizzy and didn’t have the time to react. Having just eaten her fill, she said sleepily, “Forget it, let’s go back to the city first. The two of them can let them go!”