Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 50

Recently, the General Administration of Customs, Xiao Guan’s house, was very lively. There were people constantly bringing gifts from various sources, including money, antiques, and beauties.

Giving away money? Xiao Bai Lu laughed. Giving away so much money is to become the vice captain. When the time comes, I’ll have to take even more back. I’m afraid the customs doesn’t have enough! PASS.

Giving away antiques? Xiao Bai Lu really couldn’t tell the difference between using chopsticks and porcelain now. He was a boorish man. He didn’t like these things. If he talked about subordinates, how could he start his work if he couldn’t even understand his boss’s preferences? PASS.

Giving it to a beauty, he directly threw it out. First, he had a beautiful wife. She was not as beautiful as her wife when it came to choosing women. Secondly, he couldn’t do it. Wasn’t this like a slap to his face? PASS, not only PASS, but also let this wink where cool to stay.

Today, it was already the fourth wave. Xiao Bailu lazily opened the box of gifts and saw the name card on it. Wu An, unfamiliar. He casually took out something inside. What is this? Deer antlers? Deer Whip? Crazy! What kind of dog was this? He had the word ‘deer’ in his name, so he hated it when people used this word to talk. Was they here to mock him?

He was so angry that he wanted to throw the box away. What the hell was Wu An? He wanted him to not be able to have a foothold in Shanghai.

“Pah!” The sound slammed heavily onto the table.

Darling, what’s wrong?” A young woman wearing a white sweater and a short dress came in. She had a thick black curly hairstyle and was dressed like a avant-garde. She called out in a delicate voice.

This order made Xiao Bai Lu go soft on the inside.

He recalled that his wife had asked him in grief, ‘Are there any other women outside?’ He had a guilty conscience. He really didn’t have a woman outside. Who would go out to find a woman with such a beautiful wife? But he really couldn’t do it. He was truly in pain and happy.

Shan Shan, it’s fine. It’s just a gift from someone else. He’s getting more and more out of hand. He just needs to be able to find a job and do it properly. Xiao Bai Lu said in a manly manner in front of his wife.

“Darling, you really have a sense of justice. I really like it. Ah! “Darling, what is this? It looks so strange!” The young woman shouted in surprise.

When he was asked this question, he could not help but feel a sense of inferiority. Embarrassed, she put it away and said, “Shan Shan, those are all vulgarities. I don’t need to know, Shan Shan. Read it now, I want to hear it! ”

“Great!” Darling, listen, that was the sound of the rain crying. The night was filled with the sounds of reincarnation. Listen, that was the voice of love. Day after day, over and over again. Listen, that was the voice of regret. Listen! — how about it? “Darling, have you finished writing?” Xiao Bai Lu’s heart softened. He could only say with great difficulty, “Good, very good, very good. Writing poetry at such a young age has become more and more profound.”

“Is that so? Thank you, Darling. You are the most beloved man in the world. “Oh right, Darling, if you want that Chanel Five, can you buy it?” The young woman pouted her red lips even more as she spoke.

“Buy, Shan Shan wants the stars and moon, also buy.”

“Darling, Chanel 5 is not a star or a moon. It’s better than a star or a moon. They say it’s Sykes.” The young woman charmingly said.

“Shan Shan, what is Sykes?” Xiao Bai Lu was at a loss.

“Shh!” “Darling, I’ll know tonight.” The young woman kissed the white deer, leaving behind a fragrant aroma as she left.

Xiao Bai Lu was extremely excited by this display of power. Seeing the door shut, he almost immediately wanted to console himself.

But when he was looking for a tissue, he accidentally bumped into the deer box.

He slumped back in his chair.

What was Xiao Bai Lu’s greatest achievement? Not as Customs Commissioner, but as his wife, Shan. “He is a scholar, a scholar, a man of good character, a good figure, a sweet voice, and a beautiful face, with almost no faults. But it is precisely because of this that he suffers.

His wife was very pretty. She came out of the hall and into the kitchen. Everything was fine. But he couldn’t do it, he didn’t have the strength to do it. This kind of thing wasn’t easy to say, but once it was revealed, he would die from laughter. He could only secretly treat it, but it was useless.

His wife, however, thought that he was being cold because he wasn’t pretty enough, and that he was becoming more sexy and good-looking, just like how he said he was going to buy a Chanel today. As a customs official, he had naturally heard that this makeup was expensive.

But, it was him … Xiao Bai Lu’s heart was filled with pain, so he would usually settle this himself. He didn’t want his lofty image to appear bad in front of his wife.

After listening to Shan talk about that Sykes, he thought of himself and looked at the Deer Whip in front of him … I really want to die.

Xiao Bai Lu stared fixedly at the box of Deer Whip. He had already said what was good for him, but today he did not believe it. Did he, Xiao Bai Lu, not have this kind of good fortune in his entire life? Then would it be the heavens that would torture him to marry such a beautiful wife!

At noon, Xiao Bailu had some food and a bowl of soup. The taste was very fishy, he treated it like medicine and drank it.

His wife asked curiously, “What about Darling?”

Xiao Bai Lu finished his soup and said, “He suffered from a bit of a cold, it’s nothing. The doctor prescribed some medicine.”

“That Darling, the weather is still cold. You have to pay attention to your body, otherwise go out in the afternoon and buy a thermos bottle. It won’t be cold during office hours like this.” The young woman said in a considerate manner.

Xiao Bai Lu nodded.

In the evening, his wife came back from shopping. She was so tired that she didn’t even have time to eat before she went to take a bath. Xiao Bai Lu frowned and drank the rest of the soup in one gulp.

He suddenly felt his entire body heat up.

When he saw his wife wearing only a bathrobe, he felt as if his whole body was on fire.

Seeing that his eyes were bloodshot, his wife asked nervously, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

Xiao White Deer did not reply. He walked over, picked up his wife and carried her into the room.

His wife’s body was so well-proportioned and beautiful. Today, he had finally personally gone to battle.

It was such a blissful feeling.

The young woman attributed her husband’s outburst to that bottle of Chanel credit. She had just finished showering and sprayed a little, but she didn’t expect her husband to be so excited, loving Chanel so much.

As for Xiao Bai Lu, he was well aware that all of this was due to the efforts of the deer whip. It was simply too satisfying.

Afterwards, Xiao Bailu took the antler to the Shanghai authorities to be appraised by the senior doctor. The doctor, looking at it, was extremely shocked. This antler was of the highest quality! We can’t catch this deer now, it’s a great tonic.

Xiao Bai Lu rejoiced in his heart. He truly understood that he had obtained a treasure. Even if he had the money, he wouldn’t be able to buy it!

It was great to thank the giver.

Wu An was worried that there was no other way. He didn’t think that Nanjing would send another telegram congratulating Wu An. Liu Changshan praised Wu An for his methods. He didn’t expect that the Xiao Guan Director would appoint Wu An as his deputy.

Thus, everything went according to plan. Wu An found this unbelievable as well. He even paid a visit to the future leader, Chief Xiao.

Xiao Bailu saw Wu An Guo, he was young and strong! That’s right, he must have eaten too much of the Deerwhip Man!