Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 54

Every day, in the harbor, there was a fat guy sitting alone, looking at the raging river … There were many grilled fish that were once placed in front of him, but he did not cherish them. He only ate half of them. Now, he was filled with regret. If the heavens had given him another chance, he would have said it earlier, even if it was just a fish!

Ever since he had eaten that fish and returned, he could no longer eat nor walk. He could not reach the second floor in one breath! The strings of his dream were all made from that half roasted fish …

Sun Jiang looked into the distance and became thinner. His three chins had become pointy, making Mayor Zhang think that his brother was in love. He was extremely excited. As long as you want to be in a relationship, it’s fine as long as you’re willing to be in a relationship …

In fact, Comrade Zhang Feng did indeed suffer from lovesickness, but he was only thinking of half a fish …

The last time he and that fatty had said that they were going fishing, they didn’t even have a specific time set for the fish. Thus, a month later, Xu Bao brought Wu Zhong and the big cat to appear at a leisurely pace. This time, Xu Bao went straight to the fishing spot, not even bothering to find an excuse to look for Big Bro.

The moment he walked over, he saw the back of a depressed fatty. He looked as if he was looking to die. Xu Bao was shocked and shouted, “Big brother, don’t you dare think too hard about it! Life is still very beautiful. There are so many delicious things that you haven’t eaten yet, so how can you die? Even if you want to die, you can’t die here. There are so many fish under there! ”

Even in his dreams, Fatty Zhang still remembered this voice. It was simply too joyous. He turned his head around and the wind blew his face into tears. He said, “You’re finally here!”

“Ah, it’s you! You don’t sit here every day, do you? I almost forgot, sorry. ” Xu Bao scratched his head as he spoke.

“No, how could that be? Only a fool would sit here and wait all day. It’s just that today, we just happened to pass by.” Fatty laughed in embarrassment as he thought to himself, ‘I’ve been sitting here all day and night waiting!’

Xu Bao was in a very good mood, holding the fishing rod calmly as he began to fish, but Zhang Feng was too excited to do anything about it. He turned around and around until Xu Bao was dizzy, then unhappily said, “Fatty, even if you want to eat fish, you can’t be that old.

Zhang Feng was very dissatisfied with this fatty. How did he get fat? He was just too skinny. He obediently sat down next to the tiger, but after sitting down for a while he wanted to move again, because he discovered that the calm tiger was looking down on him. He couldn’t take it anymore, he, Zhang Feng, was a person with a lot of reputation in Shanghai, but was actually looked down upon by an animal.

Actually, the big cat was very innocent. It only took a curious glance at the cat. It only knew how to move its meaty strips to learn how to sit there. However, a big cat was born with a domineering attitude, so Fatty Zhang felt that he was injured. It was fine if others were to mock him, but a beast actually dared to do so!

He decided to take revenge.

This time, Xu Bao was very generous and gave a portion to Fatty. She, Wu Zhong, Fatty and two others, while the rest were for Big Cat.

After eating the fish, Fatty was already familiar with Xu Bao. He rubbed his mouth and asked, “Xiaobao, your cat is very cute, but its fur is a little too long. Should I trim it?”

“Good, good. I think the cat’s fur is too long and my eyes are almost covered. I took the cat to the barber’s shop, but no one else was allowed in. Big Brother Fatty is actually a barber, that’s great!” Xu Bao said happily.

Zhang Feng laughed but did not explain. Once, he had given a subordinate a haircut. The subordinate had not come to work for a month, and had only been willing to show his face when his hair grew. Since then, no one had been willing to sacrifice their heads to him.

Every time he gently and affectionately opened his mouth, “Ah, Ah San, your hair is a little long…”

The comrade Ah San immediately knelt down and cried out, “Boss, I’m about to go on a blind date. Please let me go.”

He could only change targets and saw his underling, Ah Four, ah, Ah Four, your head is also a little too long. Don’t tell me that you’re also going to go on a blind date this year when you’re over 50?

Ah Si cried even more fiercely. “No, no, no, my wife went to the temple to calculate for me. The master said that I should not have my hair cut for a year. Once I have it cut, my life is in danger. Please spare me, boss!”

Later, they caught a thief and all of them asked their boss to cut the thief’s hair. When the thief heard that they didn’t need to chop their hands, he could just cut their hair and pass, so he immediately agreed.

Thus, the fatty happily began to cut his hair. After he finished cutting his hair, the thief, upon seeing his appearance, cried more miserably than any other thief who had their hands chopped off! From then on, he no longer wanted to be a thief!

At that moment, Fatty was in the garden of the Wu Residence, looking at the big cat and chuckling.

The big cat was full and lazily ignored him.

Thus, Fatty began to take action. The left hand comb, right hand scissors, clatter, the comb broke, the other one broke, the next one … Finally, I brought the big shears for the branches…

The big cat was lying down in a very comfortable manner, feeling as if someone was making him a horse to kill chickens.

The big cat’s fur had to be trimmed well. It was a vigorous job, and considering the design of the hair style, it had to be adjusted to its full extent. Also, the word “King” on its forehead was not domineering enough, so it had to be rearranged more clearly.

In any case, his work was something that others begged him to do. It all depended on his time, so he had enough time to concentrate on helping the big cat with her hair.

A day passed. When Wu Anguo came back from work and saw a fat guy in the big cat collar, he curiously asked who he was. Xu Bao said that it was for the big cat.

Wu Anguo looked over at the fat teenager, who was sweating profusely. It really wasn’t easy. It must have been Little Treasure causing trouble and bullying his servants.

He walked over, handed over a cigarette and said, “Bro, take a rest. Sorry, but my wife is a bit willful. You just need to do it properly.”

Tired to the point that his head was covered in sweat, Zhang Xi looked at Wu Anguo, who was wearing a customs uniform, and his tiger-like body trembled. Ye Zichen received the cigarette dumbly. The man in front of him was too handsome, it made him, who was also a man, want to die.

His eyebrows, his deep eyes, his broad forehead, his thin lips, his tall, muscular body, his elegant, powerful uniform, his thick, supple black hair, his magnetic voice, all of a sudden, Fatty Zhang was dumbfounded and embarrassed.

Wu Anguo looked at him dumbly as he accepted the cigarette. He felt that this person looked familiar, but he couldn’t remember where. Seeing that he didn’t say anything, he turned around and walked away, not disturbing the other person’s work.

Fatty Zhang foolishly watched Wu Anguo’s back until he disappeared. A very complicated feeling surged up in his heart. His mind was completely occupied with giving the big cat a haircut, a cut to the east, a cut to the west … Thinking back to all these years of growing up, he was greedy for food, liked to dress up, liked to cut his hair, liked to sew and make clothes, and even had shoes. However, he just didn’t like women.

When Xu Bao came to visit her precious big cat, he saw the tiger-furred fatty and the big cat that looked like it had been bitten by a dog. The big cat looked as if it had been tickled by a dog.

A mournful cry rang out from the garden behind the Wu Residence, “Damn fatty, you pay for my big cat!”

Seeing the tiger that looked like an old quilt, he realized that he had really caused a disaster. He awkwardly took a step forward and wanted to run, but this was Xu Bao’s territory. There were soldiers standing at the entrance, tightly blocking it.

“It’s a misunderstanding, it’s a misunderstanding. It’s really a misunderstanding. Sister Xiaobao, this is the most popular bald donkey hairstyle in the United States.” Zhang Feng explained in embarrassment.

“I don’t care. If you say that this is the most popular cat in the world, then I’ll have someone make you look like one!” Xu Bao said angrily.

Zhang Feng couldn’t explain no matter what. In the end, he first made a whole body of fur for the big cat. It was also the kind of clothes like fur, and another two pairs of leather shoes were definitely suitable for the big cat.

Xu Bao saw that the big cat had turned into a big bald donkey, he shook his head, and reluctantly agreed.

Following that, Zhang Chao used the excuse of making clothes and shoes for the big cat to come to the Wu Residence to eat and mix. He only wished to see Wu Anguo often.

One day, Xu Bao finally found out what was going on and asked curiously, “Fatty, why are you staring at my big brother so lecherously every day?”

Zhang Feng turned pale with fright when he heard this. Was he that obvious? He quickly explained, “Talking to others requires you to look at them. This is a form of etiquette. Look, aren’t I looking at you now?”

Xu Bao still thought that something was off and said, “You aren’t thinking of giving my big brother a haircut, are you? I’ll tell you, don’t even think about it, or I’ll have my men throw you into the mountains and feed you to Big Cat’s brothers. ”

Zhang Feng chuckled. He was only able to talk to this little girl like this.

The fur coat was made from the fur of a big cat, but because it was dressed in a white rabbit fur, the fur of the big cat became snow-white and big. The fur of the big cat made out of fur of the fur of a big cat, but because it was wearing a white rabbit fur, the big cat became snow-white and big.

Zhang Feng had even made two pairs of sheepskin shoes, but the big cat refused to wear them no matter what.

In the end, Xu Bao gave the big cat a day to eat a lot of meat. The cat couldn’t move, so it lied down on its back with its four sheepskin shoes on.

When the big cat woke up, it was not used to rubbing around. However, it would get used to rubbing around. If it didn’t wear shoes for the big cat in the future, it would actually stop walking arrogantly. Thus, there was a tiger wearing a fur coat and kid leather shoes in the garden at the back of Wu Residence. Zhang Feng had even made a belt for the big cat to tie around his waist with the leather left over from making leather shoes.

Amazing to the extreme!

Zhang Feng was very excited. His sewing skills in this lifetime had finally come in handy. He felt that the big cat was really great. No matter what he did, the big cat would not mind him. His loyal users.

In the Wu family’s backyard, Wu Anguo was holding the little girl’s hand as he sat by the pond, looking at Comrade Zhang Feng helping the big cat put on his shoes. The big cat’s shoes were definitely consumable, and would wear out two pairs in less than a month.

While putting on his big cat shoes, Zhang Xi looked at Wu Anguo, who was hugging Little Treasure at the side of the pool, with an expression of infatuation.

Little Treasure sighed, “Big brother, do you think Fatty fell in love with my big cat?”