Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 55

In the time of the Republic of China, Zhang Chao had the heart of a thief but not the courage to do so…

Everyday and Xu Bao very friendly mix, dress up big cat, big cat more fashionable, and more smelly.

The whole garden was filled with the smell of perfume, so the smell of the perfume could easily kill people. However, the big cat was enjoying itself, looking very comfortable. It was probably because it couldn’t smell the scent of the rabbit hair on its body after wearing the perfume, and didn’t want to eat itself.

The last time Hans had invited Wu Anguo and his wife to dinner, he had decided on the Wu family.

Wu Anguo felt that it was impossible for him to be the vice-governor of customs for the rest of his life. In China, military might was the way to go, and once he returned to Shanxi, what he needed the most was arms, so he had to deal with Hans properly.

Hans happily came to Wu Residence with his black bodyguard, Tyson Wood.

Last time, he had won a large amount of money based on Xu Bao’s teachings about horses. In the past, almost all of his money had been spent on gambling, but now that he had made both bets and losses, he had almost used up all his savings. But these few times, he had won the bet, became too magnanimous, and went out with his bodyguards.

When they arrived at the Wu Residence, Hans was very envious of the Wu Residence’s size. Furthermore, there were soldiers standing guard everywhere, making them look very arrogant. Especially since there was a swimming pool in the yard … The big cat was taken out for a walk by Fatty.

Hans was very excited. There was still some time before dinner. He sincerely asked Wu Anguo for his opinion. “Can I go swimming? After I left Germany, I never saw a swimming pool again. I really miss it.”

Wu Anguo wanted to say that it was a tiger bathtub, but seeing Hans’ eager look, he agreed. However, he would first let Little Treasure go to the living room. He didn’t want Little Treasure to see other men, and he had heard that foreigners had a lot of thick fur …

Hans then took off his clothes and jumped into the pool. He was very happy as he began swimming. He felt really good. He had been a swimmer before!

It was a fine day, and the back garden of the Wu house was beautiful. Hans did not know to build fences around the Mao pool and had a lot of perfume sprinkled on them, but this was his most enjoyable swim. After swimming for nearly half an hour, Hans climbed onto the shore. Sure enough, the foreigner’s hair was thick and his chest was full of hair. Under the sunlight, he shook his hair and body …

At this moment, Fatty brought the big cat back.

When Fatty saw the robust Hans, he was stunned … The bodyguard Tyson Wood came from the German colony of Cameroon, Africa, where their ancestors were popular in animal worship.

At the same time, in this beautiful backyard, Tyson Wood saw his ancestor, a powerful beast, dressed in clothes, leather shoes, and a belt. He knew that this was the beast that his ancestors had worshipped, and his eyes were moist.

This warrior with a temper that was even more silent and unyielding than Hans walked toward the big cat affectionately.

The fatty, who had always been feeling inferior to himself, let go of the big cat’s chain and walked towards Hans affectionately.

“Come, come, come, eat more.” Wu Anguo warmly greeted.

It was a sumptuous Chinese meal. Hans followed the customs of the land and ate Chinese food. Fatty was very reserved during the meal. He sat beside Hans and for the first time, he slowly ate his food, which allowed Xu Bao to take advantage of him.

Hans liked Wu Anguo’s family. He asked Xu Bao what kind of entertainment the Chinese people had.

Xu Bao said: “To understand Chinese people, you must know how to play mahjong.”

Hans had firmly memorized it. Furthermore, because of this, he had obtained great benefits. That was something that would happen in the future.

After the meal, Tyson Wood, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke a bunch of awkward English words to Hans.

Hearing that, Hans frowned. What? You want to stay and take care of your ancestors? Who was your ancestor? Are you crazy?

Tyson Wood shook his head, indicating that he didn’t need to be paid, but implored his boss to let him tell the owner of the house that he wanted to stay and look after his ancestors on account of the long hours he had worked.

Hans’ temper was explosive, but he was still fairly upright. Although he found it unbelievable, he still helped Tyson Wood and Xu Bao explain it.

When Xu Bao heard this dark man say that the big cat was his relative, no matter how he looked at it, it didn’t look like one at all. However, since this person had taken the initiative to take care of his relatives, she couldn’t refuse.

That night, Tyson Wood insisted on keeping a room near the big cat, and said he wanted to keep an eye on his ancestors.

The next morning, Tyson got up very early, took his foot-long katana, and forcefully chopped up the big cat’s raw meat into thin meat, and then gave it to the big cat to eat. The big cat watched a black meat stripe swing up and down in front of him, and it was so scared that its heart and liver started to beat wildly, and so the big cat hated eating, and would rather starve than eat the meat handed over by the big cat.

On the third day, Tyson got up even earlier. He thought that the most delicious thing in the world was a piece of roast beef, so he made a basin as big as a basin and respectfully placed it in front of the big cat, which ignored him.

On the third day, Tyson decided to help the big cat bathe. The big cat refused to give up. He was very strong, so he first stood in front of the big cat and apologized. The big cat didn’t understand him, but even if he spoke Chinese, the big cat wouldn’t understand him. Then, he picked up the big cat and threw it into the water. Too terrifying.

On the fourth day, the cat ate whatever Tyson fed it, even giving it to the cabbage.

When Xu Bao saw that the cat and Tyson were getting along so well, he thought it was possible that they were relatives. Inside the big cat, the cow’s face was full of tears … It didn’t like this black meat stripe, but this meat stripe could actually lift him up and throw him away. It was too frightening, and it had no choice but to submit …

Thus, when Xu Bao went out, he had the big cat and the black guy following him, so he had a 100% chance of turning back.

On this day, as she was walking on the street, suddenly, there were a lot of people showing off on both sides. Xu Bao was walking in the middle and was shocked. However, when the procession saw the strange combination in front of them, a Chinese woman, a huge black man, and a tiger-wearing man walked around them automatically.

However, a person rushed straight at him. Tyson, who was originally a bodyguard, used one hand to stop the person and push him away, but the person behind him was a demonstrator. The person was bounced back again, and when the big cat saw the huge meat strip flying over, it instinctively picked the person up …

When that person saw that it was a tiger, he was so shocked that he almost fainted. But at the last moment, he saw Xu Bao’s face and shouted, “Cousin, it’s me, I’m my cousin!”

At Wu Residence, his cousin, who was in a suit but had a swollen face, wolfed down his food. He had eaten his first full meal since his death with tears in his eyes.

“Cousin, didn’t you write back then saying that you had a big business? Why did it become like this? Are you still selling fake rat poison? ” Xu Bao asked curiously.

After his cousin had eaten his fill, he let out a burp and happily told the story of his trip to Shanghai.

He was so determined not to be blinded by the world, so he started his own business. As he was quite familiar with the food industry before, he decided to return to his original job, spending a bit of money to buy some goods, then finding a place to sell. Due to his good brain, sincerity and steadiness, he finally turned from a small peddler into a huge food broker in Shanghai. His business was very big and he even bought a house.

“Not bad, cousin. Then you can return the gold bar to me.” Xu Bao still remembered the time when his big brother beat him up to the point that his butt hurt.

The cousin said in embarrassment, “I’m not done yet. Listen to me, cousin.”

His career had gone smoothly. When he heard that his cousin had come back, he had wanted to look for her. However, he had never expected that the heavens would be jealous of such a talent. Suddenly, the “Declaration” began to care about the lives of the people. First, it was the intense exposure of the racetrack’s gambling scene, and then it was against these food merchants, saying that they had taken advantage of the situation and brought calamity upon their country. In order to earn a bit of money, they had shamelessly made black-hearted rice, soaked bean sprouts, and sold away their rotten bamboo… Then a group of students started to stir up trouble, then the government stepped in and confiscated his property. What a tragedy, it was said that the one who was famous for writing food was the one who unveiled the dark curtain on the racetrack, a man surnamed Song, who cursed his family for being so young.

When Xu Bao heard this, he concluded, “Cousin, are you saying that you don’t want to return me the gold bars?”

His cousin shook his head and said firmly, “Of course not, if my cousin did not give me the gold bars, I would not have the chance to harm the people from Shanghai. I swore that I would return the money ten times one day, when I was doing business with my cousin, I would have deposited all my money in a foreign bank.”

In the evening, the Wu residence gained 30 gold bars and a cousin.

Song Yihan returned for a rare meal. When he saw his cousin, he was pleasantly surprised. “Brother Xu, why are you here?”

When his cousin saw that it was Song Yi Han, he saw that his face was covered in oil and was doing pretty well. He smiled and said, “Because of the revolution, I came to Shanghai. I am a brick of the revolution, so I don’t need to move it.”

Song Yihan was touched. “Brother Xu, that’s great. Our newspaper just needs someone like you. We just solved a food crime, and now we’re going to expose the secret of the customs smuggling. If Brother Xu is willing to help, that’s great!”

Both his cousin and Wu Anguo’s faces darkened.