Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 58

Song Yihan pushed him away because he was blocking his view of Xu Bao. He smiled and said, “I’m in the middle of preparing. I’ll definitely come find you when I need it.”

With that, he looked at Xu Bao and said, “Next time, you have to call me. I’ll play with you.”

With that, he left while swaying back and forth. Chen Siya came here to see him off, so she could only awkwardly help him leave.

In her heart, however, she felt complicated. Song Yihan actually liked that country bumpkin girl. What’s so good about that country bumpkin? With Big Brother Wu, she’s too shameless to even provoke Song Yihan.

Song Yihan lay down on the bed with great difficulty. He didn’t even notice who was sending him back. His mind was filled with Xu Bao’s figure. He was asleep, and he kept yelling, “Little Treasure …”

In terms of appearance, he was even more beautiful than Big Brother Wu. Song Yihan was the type to be refined and handsome, while Big Brother Wu was rough and handsome, the two being of different types. She thought that if she met Song Yihan first, perhaps she would also fall for him.

After settling Song Yi Han down, Chen Siya took her leave. When she saw that the hot-tempered Hans was playing mahjong here and looked very happy, she felt awkward. However, she still came to greet Wu Anguo.

Out of politeness, Wu Anguo asked, “It’s already so late, do you want me to send you home?”

Chen Siya immediately nodded. She didn’t want to miss the opportunity to interact with Big Brother Wu. She looked at Wu Anguo expectantly.

Wu Anguo waved his hand and called Wu Zhong, “Wu Zhong, send Miss Chen back!”

The expression in Chen Siya’s eyes, which had been filled with deep love just a moment ago, immediately became dejected …

Seeing that it was already late in the night, Hans also took his leave. The moment Fatty heard that Hans had left, he also followed him eagerly. He would definitely take a seat in Hans’ car.

The two of them left together, cursing and swearing in a less friendly manner.

His cousin felt that he had reaped the greatest rewards. If the smuggling chain could really succeed, what kind of food merchant would he be? He could directly be the biggest smuggler, tsk, that would be a huge profit. Thus, he followed them out in an attentive manner.

Leaving behind Wu Anguo and Xu Bao.

Wu Anguo had a taste of meat, he picked up the little girl and entered the room.

Xu Bao said, “Big brother, I’m hungry. Can we eat some more?”

Wu Anguo smiled, “Alright, good girl, but Big Brother is even hungrier. Let Big Brother have a bite to eat first.”

Xu Bao firmly refused to let her go. No matter what, she wanted to eat.

This reminded Wu Anguo of his first wedding night. When he brought the girl to the kitchen to steal food in the middle of the night, he didn’t call anyone else and instead sneaked into the kitchen with her.

As he passed by the garden, he saw that Tyson was still giving the cat a massage. “He had such a fat belly, such fat legs, and so much strength to hold them down, and Tyson was such a dutiful keeper.

However, the cat was thinking different things. It was extremely nervous as it felt these black strips of meat molesting it. It touched it from top to bottom, and it couldn’t even resist. It was not easy to see its owner struggling to call for help, but seeing that its master was also being hugged, it was unable to protect itself. The big cat continued to lie on the ground, letting Tyson beg it up and down.

The kitchen was now much larger than the one in front of them. The two of them were afraid of disturbing others in the dark, so they did not turn on the lights. They relied solely on their sense of smell.

Xu Bao bent his back and stuck out his butt as he searched for delicious food. But in Wu Anguo’s eyes, all he could see was that round and smooth little fart continuously swaying in front of him …

In the dark night, he asked in a low voice, “Have you found it?”

Xu Bao turned around and said, “Not yet. Big Brother, you should help me look for it too. You can’t always follow me.”

Wu Anguo looked at the little girl and thought, “My food is right in front of me, of course I’ll follow you.”

However, since the little girl had said so, he could only go to another place to have a look. By the time he found something for her to eat, he would have something to eat as well.

As expected, after looking through it, he found a plate of slightly hot Sweet ‘n’ Sour Ribs in the cupboard.

Wu Anguo decisively brought it out and waved it in front of Xu Bao.

Ah! Xu Bao was extremely agitated. This was the exact smell. She could smell it the moment she entered the kitchen. It was extremely fragrant.

“This time, it is her turn to follow Wu Anguo excitedly.” “Quick, quick, big brother, hurry up and give it to me. You’ve starved me to death.” Xu Bao shouted in exaggeration.

Wu Anguo didn’t believe that she was hungry. She ate a lot of food tonight, and she had been eating snacks while playing mahjong. However, looking at her greedy look, Wu Anguo found it funny.

“Give me a kiss and I’ll give you a chop.” Wu Anguo naughtily placed the pork chop in front of Xu Bao, wandered around once, and then took it back.

Xu Bao was like a puppy, circling around the meat and bones. Hearing her brother’s words, she felt that he was really too evil. Was she the kind of person who did not have a backbone? Therefore, she firmly said, “No, I must give it a kiss. At least two pieces of ribs.”

Wu Anguo considered it for a moment. Xu Bao was very proud of his talent in business.

In order to eat the ribs, she kissed her big brother very earnestly with her small mouth.

How could Wu Anguo let her run away like this? He reached out to hug her, then pressed his hand against her waist. Xu Bao’s cherry-red lips parted in pain, and Wu Anguo smoothly poked his way in, his tongue intertwining with hers.

After a long while, Xu Bao panted as he pushed his elder brother away. He felt that he had suffered a huge loss. After kissing for so long, he had only gotten two ribs.

Wu Anguo ignored the fuming Xu Bao and hugged her, placing her on his lap. Wu Anguo’s stature was tall, Xu Bao was petite, and there was a servant’s table in the kitchen, which was also very clean. Wu Anguo sat there with Little Treasure on his lap, his back against his chest, one hand on Xu Bao’s waist, the other holding a small piece of pork chop as he smiled and said, “Hello, how are you?”

Xu Bao struggled, he wanted to eat it himself. Wu Anguo tyrannically held her hand in place. The greedy Xu Bao finally realized his big brother’s strength. His struggle was futile, so he obediently opened his mouth.

Wu Anguo even mischievously bit his big brother’s finger from time to time, thinking that he was getting his revenge. However, Wu Anguo felt that his entire body was trembling, that little girl’s mouth would occasionally hold his finger, causing him to almost lose his balance.

“Little Treasure, be good. Don’t move about too much. Just rely on Big Brother to eat another piece of pork chop, okay?” Wu Anguo picked up another piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and waved it in front of Xu Bao.

Seeing a large hand grabbing his own, with an incomparably smooth ribs in front of him, Xu Bao was both conflicted and decisive.

Wu Anguo acted like a bad uncle. The dark night hid his wolf-like green eyes, and then he used the fourth rib to release Little Wu’s children’s shoes. The sixth rib required a pause outside, the seventh rib, the eighth, the ninth, the tenth …

Wu Anguo gloriously stuck himself in and refused to come out.

It’s my turn to eat.

Xu Bao thought that something was amiss. They had clearly come here to steal food, so why would such a scene occur? Just as he was about to argue with his big brother, there was suddenly a commotion from outside the kitchen.

Wu Anguo quickly carried the little girl and hid under the table.

There was a creak as Third Aunt’s voice came from the door. She turned on the light and looked around. There was no one there. She patted her head and said to herself, “Strange, I heard a sound just now. Why is there no one here?”

He then saw the pile of bones on the table and cursed angrily, “The servants these days are getting more and more ignorant of the rules. Even after eating, they still don’t know how to clean up!” As he spoke, he walked over to the table and collected the plate of bones.

At this moment, Wu Anguo was still inside Xu Bao.

Finally, Third Aunt scolded and left the room. Xu Bao was relieved, but just as he thought about it, he heard Third Aunt speaking from outside, “Mister Song, why have you come? Just call a servant.”

Song Yi Han replied, “I’m a bit thirsty. There’s no tea in the room. It’s too late, so I came out myself.”

“The kitchen is dark. I’ll help you get it.” Third Aunt said straightforwardly.

At this moment, Xu Bao and Wu Anguo who were still under the table were like two little thieves. Just as they were about to climb out, the kitchen door opened again. This time, two people walked in.

Xu Bao became even more nervous, but Wu Anguo felt very excited. He was afraid that the little girl would call out and continue kissing her.

“Thank you.” Song Yihan took the cup of boiling water poured by his Third Aunt and gulped it down in one gulp. He felt that it wasn’t as uncomfortable anymore.

Third Aunt looked at the handsome young man in front of her and smiled. “You, at this age, should find a girl to take care of you.”

When Song Yi Han heard his Third Aunt’s words, he immediately thought of Xu Bao. He said desolately, “I already have someone I like, but that girl is already married.”

When Third Aunt heard that there was some gossip, she immediately became excited and asked curiously: “Impossible, how could there be such a blind young lady who could actually give up on you and marry someone else?”

Song Yu was somewhat hesitant. He only said a few words before leaving in a hurry.

Wu Anguo choked on his words. The heavens must have punished him for tricking the little girl. He quickly picked up Xu Bao and ended the battle as quickly as possible. Otherwise, if another person came to pour tea, he would be crippled.

Xu Bao and Wu Anguo had both eaten their fill and returned to their rooms satisfied.

Before going to bed, Xu Bao also gossiped to Wu Anguo, “Big brother, big brother, you and big brother Song are so good. You must know which girl actually ditched big brother Song. I promise I won’t tell anyone. “