Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 62

While Oreo was boasting, the world’s strictest troop of soldiers, those who did not leave their posts without permission and without orders from their superiors, ran into the banquet hall without permission, because there were too many people in it to be pursued by tigers.

Suddenly, the banquet became chaotic. Oreo’s face was as black as a modern Oreo cookie. Embarrassed, he said to Wu Anguo, “Mist Wu, this must be an accident, you know, life is always full of accidents!”

Wu Anguo strongly agrees.

Oreo wiped off his sweat. This was too embarrassing …

He reprimanded the soldiers. No matter what they said, he wouldn’t listen. He told them to go back to their posts and do their jobs.

His subordinates wanted to say something, “ISay …” He was interrupted by Oreo.

Another subordinate stepped forward and said, “ISay …” Oreo interrupted him again, and his third subordinate stepped forward and said, “ISay …” Oreo gave him a slap, “Out, Now!”

So the Indian soldiers went out obediently, and the name A’San spread, and they liked to add “ISay” before they spoke, and I said… Whatever it was, it sounded like Ah San.

Poor Ah San, Ah San couldn’t finish his words for a long time. He had to continue facing that terrifying tiger.

Unexpectedly, when they reached the courtyard, they saw an even more terrifying scene. A young Chinese girl was feeding the ferocious tiger a bowl of fragrant curried beef.

The tiger revealed a look of despair, looking down on the fragrant curry beef …

Xu Bao squatted in front of the big cat and yelled, “Big cat, quickly eat, quickly eat! This beef is very tasty, we don’t have it at home!”

The cat snorted. It hated the smell and turned its head away.

Xu Bao held the cat by the neck and turned its head back, saying, “Big cat, be good, I didn’t mean to keep you inside, look, I remembered to bring you some delicious food as soon as I was full. Don’t be angry, be good, eat, eat! I won’t lie to you! ”

The soldiers looked at the girl who was talking to the tiger and were all amazed. Could the tiger understand? And the tiger wouldn’t bite her? In India, a Bengal tiger eats more than 40 pounds of meat for one bite, and a little girl can eat only two.

In any case, Xu Bao felt that the big cat could understand her words. She continued to chattered on and on for the big cat, with one hand scratching the head of the big cat, while the big cat comfortably lay down. In the end, he didn’t know if it was because his master had worked too hard or if he knew that his master would only last for half an hour.

It was almost swallowed with his eyes closed.

After eating the first piece, it didn’t seem to be that bad. The big cat would eat the second piece and the third piece … His speed got faster and faster, and this yellow colored meat that was the same color as the color of defecate was actually very tasty.

After eating the beef, the cat didn’t reject the curry. On the contrary, it felt that the curry was very fragrant and that the whole yard was filled with the curry fragrance.

Xu Bao fed the cat and went inside, leaving the cat to play outside.

The big cat sniffed the air and found that every meat strip that was standing had a curry taste. It was very fragrant …

Other than the earlier panic, the banquet inside was still very harmonious and beautiful.

Oreo announced how good their supplies were and how good their soldiers were.

Wu Anguo laughed, “Mr. Oreo is right, but I believe that the Chinese soldiers will provide more comprehensive protection for you since you are in China. We have a saying in China, do as the natives do!”

The interpreter translated Wu Anguo’s words to Mr. Oreo.

But he didn’t seem to take it seriously. Could this be Mistelwu’s last resort? Why would the British Empire need the protection of the Chinese? That’s ridiculous.

So he said firmly, “No, no, no! Mistoru, we English trained the best soldiers in the world. They are unafraid of danger, and even if danger is right in front of them, they would still be able to calmly promise not to shoot. Even if they did shoot, it would be done in an elegant and orderly manner, meticulously. ”

Oreo told the translator to make sure that he translated all his words accurately to Mistelwoo.

Just as the translator finished his last sentence, there was a loud bang outside the courtyard. Bang! “Bam!” Several chaotic gunshots rang out.

Oreo almost fell off his chair.

It turned out that Xu Bao had just been feeding the big cat. Seeing that he didn’t like curry beef, he got someone to send a piece of raw beef to the big cat.

The big cat happily bit into the raw beef, but it still felt that the curry from before tasted better, but it didn’t know how to talk, and no one could understand what it said. Thus, the big cat thought that it was smart and walked up to an Indian soldier to eat the beef, following the curry scent on the soldier’s body.

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. He felt that the meat was his own, so he nervously picked up his gun, the big cat had escaped danger and naturally felt that the black hole was not fun, so he bit the bloody beef in his mouth and rushed towards the soldier. The soldier was so anxious that he fired randomly that the big cat did not hit him, but injured his comrades, because the other soldiers were not allowed to leave the post without permission …

When Oreo came out, he saw a few wounded soldiers and a tiger eating beef.

Mr. Oreo’s face was dark and red, like a modern strawberry sandwich.

He told his men to deal with this matter seriously, and brought Wu Anguo in with an awkward expression.

Wu Anguo nodded with a smile, but didn’t say anything.

In order to save face and prove that his soldiers were truly good soldiers, Oreo was prepared to keep the Mistwugs at the embassy for the night, so that they could enjoy the quality of the British life, and at breakfast tomorrow he could show them the spectacular sight of the British soldiers practicing in the morning.

Wu Anguo naturally didn’t refuse.

The dinner was also very rich, the curried beef was very authentic, and Xu Bao felt that it was quite tasty. After the meal, he brought another serving for the big cat. The big cat was very happy and ate like a well-behaved baby. Oreo listened to the soldier’s report this afternoon and said it was because of the tiger.

But he didn’t believe it at all. The tiger was very well-behaved, so gentle with a lady that it seemed to be domesticated no matter how you looked at it. Just like their country’s leader, Gandhi, he behaved obediently on the surface and even started a non-violent non-cooperation campaign. Seeing that he had a respected guest, he wanted to make trouble for himself and embarrass himself. This was too vicious!

That night, Xu Bao drank a bit of wine and carried his big brother to sleep sweetly.

Although Wu Anguo really wanted to eat the little girl in his arms, he considered that he was in someone else’s territory, so he could only smell the fragrant food before falling asleep with great difficulty.

The night was long, and the big cat was not in the mood to sleep.

The big cat, who had eaten curry for the first time, thought it was delicious.

Although they had temporarily locked the cat in a small room, the smell of curry wafted in from the Indian soldiers’ dormitory next door, causing the cat to be unable to sleep.

Finally, the big cat decided to find the scent.

It was a large, nimble cat. The moment the guards turned their heads, the large cat entered the soldier’s dormitory.

As for things like opening and closing doors, the big cat was not a stranger to them. He nudged the handle with his paw and pushed the door open.

The soldiers, who had been tired all day, slept soundly.

A soldier felt very cold, much colder than China. But suddenly, as if in a dream, he dreamed of his mother’s warm embrace, so warm that the soldier’s body began to stretch, moving closer and closer to the warmth, muttering: “Well!”

The next morning, Oreo got up early and gave Wu and An Guo a hearty breakfast. During this time, they were constantly showing off. They, the British people, were very elegant and strict. Their clothes were all neat and tidy. It was also evident that their military supplies were of the highest quality in the world.

The translator nodded and helped to translate it. He too had a look of arrogance on his face.

Wu Anguo smiled slightly and didn’t say anything else.

Xu Bao liked to sleep late and was still in a daze. He saw many delicious foods and was struggling with all his might, so he was completely unable to understand what they were saying.

After he finished eating, Mr. Oreo took a cloth and wiped his lips before smiling, “Let’s go and take a look at the soldiers that we English have trained. They are well-organized and well-trained. After that, you will understand why I refused the soldiers’ protection.”

Oreo proudly led Wu Anguo and Xu Bao out of the courtyard. He didn’t expect that the people outside would be in such a state of chaos. A group of soldiers didn’t even wear clothes or pants, and some even directly ran out in their underpants.

Wu Anguo hurriedly hugged Little Treasure in his arms, covering her eyes.

Oreo shouted in anger, but no matter how he shouted, the soldiers ignored him, because no matter who woke up to see a tiger in their arms, they would not be able to calm down even if they fell asleep in the house …

Wu Anguo and the decadent Mr Oreo signed a contract for the purchase of military supplies at noon, which was 50 per cent cheaper than the original price, and the British agreed to accept protection from Chinese soldiers.

Xu Bao took the big cat and left with his big brother in the car. When they left, Mr. Oreo even politely delivered a large vat of curried beef.

Looking at the dwindling car…

Mr. Oreo wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief and said to himself, “This Chinese soldier is too scary. When he arrived, my army dispersed! “His wife is so cute. She only eats and doesn’t care about anything …”