Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 64

Third Aunt had become the place with the most information. In the future, he would ask about more people. He didn’t need to go out, he just needed to find Third Aunt. She would tell him all the details.

It had to be said that Wu Anguo’s shop, which was set up to buy time for the little girl, had turned out to be a good place to collect information about the upper class in Shanghai. The celebrities accept new things very quickly, and the men also like this kind of convenient place, it’s good to have something to eat. Third Aunt was also a gossipy person, just right.

In fact, in the future, it would be a very expensive rice topping…

After Emma returned to China, she often played with Xu Bao, and the two were very close. Emma learned Chinese from Xu Bao, and occasionally taught him some English. In her eyes, she enjoyed seeing Xu Bao act so naïve and naive, eating as he pleased and talking as he pleased. She felt that Xu Bao was very similar to an American, open and free, and she was not used to hiding her words from famous Chinese women.

After the fatty did some serious work for a while, he listlessly followed Xu Bao. At first, he thought he liked Wu Anguo, but after working with him for a while, he realized that Wu Anguo was handsome, but his way of doing business was not gentle at all. Other than that, when he was doing business with Little Treasure, he did not even frown.

Thus, Fatty focused his gaze on Hans. Every time he thought of Hans’ fur, he would be overflowing with passion. However, after getting along with Hans, Fatty discovered that Hans did not like being clean. This caused him to be unable to take it anymore. It was no wonder that Hans, who was able to jump into the bathtub of a big cat, was able to swim in it. Fatty was angered by the strong smell coming off Hans’ body several times.

Finally, one day, Hans came to Wu Mansion. He also liked big cats, because he often did haircuts, made clothes, made shoes. In the sunlight, in the garden, he saw the majestic Tyson massaging the big cat, cleaning it, feeding it, making a series of movements, elegant and maternal!

Now the fat man realized that from time to time, he would linger by Tyson’s side. Tyson and his third aunt both thought that the fat man was in love with a big cat, because the famous phrase that came out of the fat man’s mouth every day was: In front of love, race, sex, and country were not a problem!

Tyson had a good impression of this Chinese fat guy who also liked big cats, and felt that they shared a common language, so Tyson and the fat guy, stumbling and learning language from each other, the fat guy felt that he had found true love, but it was hard to say it out loud in his heart. As a man, he liked men, but he also liked black people. His brother would definitely kill Tyson, so the fat guy could only pretend to like the big cat every day and follow Tyson.

Emma, on the other hand, was full of admiration for Fatty, especially his famous quote. It moved Emma to her core. Love is great!

Emma knew Xu Bao liked to eat, so she asked her friends to bring him a lot of tomato sauce and pasta from the United States.

Because it was brought by Master Du’s ship, Xu Bao realized that he had not yet thanked Big Brother Du properly after getting the ship.

Xu Bao had heard from Emma that spaghetti was easy to make. Even tomato sauce with noodles and onions and godly horses had meat stuffing. As a result, he decided to personally make some pasta to thank Big Brother Du, along with his third aunt, Tyson, the big cat and the other fat guy that came with him.

Just like the last time when he boiled water, Big Brother Du always said it was delicious. Only then would he be able to show his sincerity.

Thus, Xu Bao called Du Yuesheng and asked her where he was. Just as Du Yuesheng said her location, Xu Bao hurriedly hung up the phone before she could finish her sentence.

The location was a large warehouse at the Lu family’s mouth. It was also one of Du Yuesheng and company’s nests. There was everything inside, including the kitchen and a place to sleep. It was very well-equipped.

Xu Bao brought a lot of noodles and ketchup and meat sauce for everyone to carry a box. When they arrived at the Lu family’s storehouse, Xu Bao foolishly directly went in. He ran into a group of people who were holding sticks and aggressively walking past them on both sides. He then encountered another group of people who were holding shining machetes … Another group of people were carrying spears in their hands … Seeing nearly a thousand people coming out of the warehouse, Xu Bao felt that it was quite fun. Did everyone already know that they were going to eat spaghetti?

However, the fatty who was carrying the mask and the rickshaw man who was helping had their heads lowered and they wanted to eat their toes. This was too scary. This was the situation for godly horses. Could it be that Boss Du’s men were going to engage in a bloody battle with the Gang of Axe’s men … Blood flowed like a river every time.

Xu Bao was so preoccupied with cooking noodles for Big Brother Du that he didn’t pay any attention to the expressions of others. The gatekeeper at the door was Xu Bao, but he didn’t dare to stop him. Xu Bao then pushed open the door and entered.

Seeing Big Brother Du talking with the two of them, Xu Bao smiled sweetly and said, “Big Brother Du, I’m here. There are a lot of you here, I don’t know if you can eat enough noodles later, but is the kitchen at the back? I’ll go cook the noodles first and call for you. ”

Du Yuesheng saw Xu Bao’s majestic expression and was stunned. However, she immediately smiled gently. “Alright. Little Treasure, call me when you’re done cooking. I’ll wait here for you. I really want to try your cooking skills.”

Xu Bao told the servants to move the things into the kitchen, and the coachmen immediately ran off. They didn’t even want the wages anymore and wanted to quickly leave this damned place.

Only Fatty, Tyson, Third Aunt, and Xu Bao were left in the kitchen.

Outside, Du Yuesheng’s trusted aide, Ah Tian, asked nervously, “Master Du, the Axe Gang is approaching menacingly. I’m afraid it’s not good. You should avoid them. You can take charge of the situation after you’ve dealt with them.”

Du Yuesheng’s eyebrows did not even twitch as she said, “It’s not like I came to Shanghai on my first day. Don’t worry, I’m still waiting for my noodles.”

“Master Du, you, this is not a joke, I heard that the Axe Gang had put in a lot of effort this time to kill off their most elite troops. They don’t need to worry about anything, you should just avoid it!”

Du Yuesheng raised her hand and waved it a few times, signaling him to stop talking. He was still waiting to eat Little Treasure’s noodles. This heartless little girl had finally thought of thanking him. It truly wasn’t easy.

In the kitchen, other than Third Aunt, who could cook normally, the rest were all troublemakers.

However, Third Aunt was now the owner of Third Aunt’s private house. Her hands were also new, so she knew how to open a can of chicken curry to make white rice. Furthermore, what spaghetti was a new thing, it definitely couldn’t be the same as Shanxi Cutting Noodles.

Xu Bao boasted that she would.

Actually, all she knew was how to eat and she didn’t know anything at all. At this moment, she was in a state of disarray as she instructed everyone to open a can of ketchup. The result was that they didn’t even know how to open the can.

The fat man was very happy. Being able to cook in this small kitchen with Tyson was his dream, even though there was a third aunt, Xu Bao and a big cat inside.

Considering that there were a lot of people, everyone tried their best to open the canned food. The kitchen was soon filled with tomato sauce, piece by piece, the big cat was also very happy, everyone was having fun, Xu Bao had spent a lot of time to open the cans, with one slap from the big cat, the tomato sauce flew everywhere, and everyone had it on their face.

The fat guy licked his fingers in disgust and looked at Tyson. He felt that the food was really delicious.

Xu Bao also licked his lips. Tiantian was rather sour and tasty, but how could Fatty’s eating appearance be so ugly?

With the addition of the big cat, the entire kitchen was soon filled with blood-red tomato sauce.

Then she poured the noodles out. Third Aunt insisted on boiling them in water. They were very hot and delicious. Xu Bao said no, this was how they ate. The fatty said he wanted it, so it was more hygienic to cook it for him. Tyson shook his head.

Seeing that everyone was arguing, the big cat snatched a bag of noodles and tore it apart. Instantly, the noodles flowed out like intestines onto the ground and mixed with tomato sauce. The blood was splattered all over the place …

While the four of them were arguing, the big cat was playing by itself. Bags after bags of noodles were ripped open, jars after jars of meat sauce were flattened, and minced meat, noodles, and tomato sauce were rolling on the ground …

After Xu Bao finished arguing, he finally decided to cook half the noodles and half the noodles. He turned around and was dumbfounded. The big cat was comfortably rolling on top of a pile of noodles, minced meat, and tomato sauce!

Xu Bao and Third Aunt were both angry. Third Aunt didn’t care if the cat was her savior, wasting food was disgraceful. She raised her fist and was about to punch the cat!

When Tyson saw that Xu Bao and Third Aunt were about to beat up the big cat, he felt his heart ache and hurriedly tried to stop them, but the explosive force of the woman was terrifying. Even Tyson, who had been a bodyguard before, couldn’t stop them all from beating up together.

At this moment, the elite team of the Axe Gang, known for their unerring attacks, was quietly circling around Du Yuesheng’s warehouse. They were preparing to enter from the kitchen and capture the bandit first before dealing with Du Yuesheng, causing his thousand subordinates to disperse.

Du Yuesheng had already sent out all of her subordinates. Those who remained would definitely not be able to resist the members of their team. As long as they exterminated Du Yuesheng in one go, Shanghai would become the gang leader.

He first sent someone to sneak in to find out more information. When he arrived at the kitchen, he found a floor covered in blood, strands of intestines, and pieces of minced meat … It was rumored that Du Yuesheng was a smiling tiger with ruthless moves. Indeed… The members of the death squad looked at the bloodshed in the room and smelled the sour smell. When they thought of the sour smell in the room, they immediately felt nauseous.

At this time, the big cat was happily playing with them. Whether it was Third Aunt or Xu Bao, beating the big cat up felt like killing a horse and chicken. It was very comfortable, and it kept rolling around on the ground. Suddenly, he felt that there was an extra person in the kitchen. The big cat sensed that something was wrong and stood up. The others also stood up.

When the elite of the Axe Gang team saw that there were still so many blood men and a tiger inside, Du Yuesheng’s methods were just too ruthless. It was no wonder that she had a floor full of intestines when she fed an unpleasant-looking person to the tiger … He didn’t have time to think and directly fainted.

The boss of the Axe Gang had been waiting outside for a long time, but no one came to report, so he did not hear anything. He was worried and thought something had happened, so he sent two more men in.

Xu Bao and company had surrounded the person who had just fainted. They thought that Du Yuesheng’s subordinates were familiar with the place, but in the end, they fainted. How strange, they were surrounding him, unsure of what to do …

When the two men from the death squad came in, they also discovered a whole room full of blood and intestines. Their brother was lying on the ground … Too bloody, too terrifying … They felt their legs go limp on the spot. How tragic. Ah Gui, your stomach was ripped open the moment you entered. Du Yuesheng is really too ruthless. From the looks of it, you won’t be able to escape.

They raised their knives and were about to cut down. However, the noodles and tomato sauce on the ground were very slippery. Just as they took a step forward, they fell down.

The big cat roared and fainted two more times.

Xu Bao felt that he had done something wrong, what should he do!? Whenever a little kid did something wrong, the first thing he thought of was covering it up, so he let Tyson flatten the three of them up and put some ketchup on them. He wouldn’t be scolded by Big Brother Du.

The foreign gang members had been waiting and waiting, but no one came out. They thought that Du Yuesheng’s underling might have fought something wrong and come back. They could not wait any longer and went in.

Nearly thirty people arrived at the kitchen and saw their three brothers’ faces covered in blood. Their intestines were all over the floor, and it was so miserable. They had never seen such a bloody scene before.

Bang! Bang! Bang! The sound from the kitchen was extremely loud. Du Yuesheng and her subordinates could not help but come in to take a look.

When the head of the death squad saw Du Yuesheng enter, he said before he was knocked unconscious, “You are ruthless!”

Since then, there has been no gang in Shanghai.

Du Yuesheng was extremely grateful to Xu Bao. If not for her, she might really have been ambushed and killed. To commemorate this victory, Du Yuesheng decided to open an Italian noodle shop for Xu Bao.