Wife’s Funny Life - Chapter 9

Xu Bao saw that they were chatting excitedly and didn’t have anything to do with him, so he just went to the side to look through the gifts that had just been given to him by his teacher’s wife.

The box was a bit large, so she had to use a lot of effort to open it.

“Wow!” Xu Bao was a little shocked. Originally, she had asked Big Sis Qiu to give her a gun, but she couldn’t forget that her husband had pointed it at her head the first day he woke up.

At this moment, under the dim candlelight, Xu Bao’s eyes were blinded by the rows of shiny guns and bullets. What was funny was that the bullets actually painstakingly lined up eight of them … Big Sis Qiu is too eye-catching.

Xu Bao’s cry had alarmed Wu Anguo. He hurriedly ran over, but he was also frightened and just stood there in a daze …

Then Song Yihan came over … One Company Commander Li Zilong… Second Company Commander Zhang Shiqing … When they saw the boxes of firearms and ammunition, they were all dumbfounded!

They were worried about the lack of equipment and their hair had turned white. They didn’t think that there would be a box of ready-made equipment in the house.

Wu Anguo was the first to calm down. He looked at Xu Bao and asked, “Where did you come from?”

Xu Bao looked at the four men in front of him with green light shining in their eyes. He closed the lid with a ‘bang’ and sat down on the surface of the box with a domineering air. He even crossed his legs and laughed, “Big brother, I won this by playing mahjong [1]. You are not allowed to take it!”

F * ck! The few men fainted. They robbed houses, but they couldn’t even kill a gun. This little girl actually won a whole box of guns. They really wanted to run into a wall and kill themselves.

Amongst the few of them, Wu Anguo understood his wife better. Once again, he began instructing the children, asking Xu Bao one sentence at a time. What happened between them … He finally figured it out.

He looked at the little girl sitting cross-legged on the box in front of him and said, “Bao’er, put this box over here and ask for it when you need it. It’s not like you can put away a big box anyway.”

Company Commander Li Zilong and Company Commander Zhang Shiqing were ashamed to look at their Battalion Commander. Alas, their Battalion Commander had fallen.

Song Yi Han watched as Xu Bao was unyielding and unyielding. If Xu Bao didn’t give, then he wouldn’t give. He also couldn’t control his sinking heart.

Wu Anguo looked at his wife’s domineering appearance and said with a smile, “Bao`er, be good and come down. Tomorrow, I’ll have the kitchen master cook the Red Braised Pig’s elbow.”

Xu Bao arrogantly raised his chin, “No, every day I would use a bowl of pig’s elbow to fool me. You look down on me too much.”

Hearing her words, even Song Yihan felt that his Battalion Commander was too stingy.

Wu Anguo rubbed the back of his head, and finally promised firmly, “Bao`er, come down. I’ve been having the kitchen staff make braised elbows for you this week.”

The others thought that their Battalion Commander would have to pay a huge price, but they didn’t expect that even after grinding for a long time, he still had a pig’s elbow. How could a box of guns be traded for a week’s worth of red-hot elbows?

Unexpectedly, Xu Bao thought for a while before pouting, “I want to add on some pig ears!”

“Sure, deal.” Under the astonished gazes of the other three, Wu Anguo smilingly picked up his little wife and carried her off the bed.

Thus the second battalion faced the greatest problem of the shortage of firearms, which was solved by the battalion commander with the help of red-braised pig’s elbows and brine pig’s ears.

The following week, Xu Bao had meat for every meal. His face was glowing as he ate. He was extremely unhappy and consciously took advantage of the situation.

Wu Anguo, on the other hand, was usually very meticulous with his calculations. Although it was difficult, he had to take things a bit further to the east and a bit to the west. The three companies of the Second Battalion had basically all survived.

They were just waiting for the ammunition to pass by.

Of course, Wu Anguo still went to the team section to cry about his poverty.

That girl was right, a crying child should have meat to eat. Since the Guild Leader wanted him to be the vanguard, he naturally had to express himself. Following orders was one thing, asking the Leader for resources was another.

“Regiment, as you know, my battalion is old, weak, sick, and has even fewer guns and ammunition. Last time, most of the bandits were killed, and there are only a few left. I heard that there were two full battalions of people guarding the weapons we passed through this time. They were really too many for us, so I requested for Regiment Leader to support us with some firearms. ” Wu Anguo stood in front of Zhuang Cannon, saluted, and sat down to cry seriously.

Peace!” How can you shrink from such a thought when you see difficulties? “You are one of my men. Amongst all the Battalions, I hold you in the highest regard, which is why I handed over such an important mission to your Second Battalion. As for the other two Battalions, I have tried to fight for them with me many times, but I never agreed.” Zhuang Gun sat there talking without feeling any pain in his waist, with a big belly, looking like an elder who had a bright future and had high hopes for you.

Wu Anguo was no longer a newcomer. Hearing Regiment Seat’s words, he did not refute, but instead had a joyful and excited look, and excitedly stood up to salute: “Thank you Regiment Seat for your guidance, but Regiment Seat has always taught me that we should coexist peacefully, and consider this a family. This subordinate is willing to give this opportunity to the First and Third Battalions.”

He was indeed the one who said this, but when the time came to divide the credit, the robbers were finished, and the 2nd Battalion put in the most effort, but the 1st and 3rd Battalion got the most supplies. When Wu Anguo came to complain, Zhuang Gun said this, ‘If An Guo wants to coexist peacefully, they will be treated as a family …’ The next moment, the whole family moved Wu An Guo’s things away.

At this time, Battalion Commander Yang Xi Bian and Third Battalion Commander Li Jiu, who had also come to report, were sitting in the corner listening. They were discussing how to get rid of Wu An Guo, but they did not expect that Wu An Guo would actually come, in order to avoid embarrassment, so they hid away, and when they heard that Wu An Guo wanted them to go, they were scared senseless.

This time, it was clearly a trap. Not to mention the fact that there were two battalions looking after the military assets, even the origin of the military assets was extraordinary.

Wu Anguo also heard the commotion, but did not make a sound. He obviously knew that his captain would not allow the other two battalions to go. He only said this in the hope of exchanging some things.

As if he hadn’t heard a sound, he said: “An Guo, sit down, sit down. It’s easy for young people to get excited, it’s good that you have such thoughts about solidarity, but this time the 1st and 3rd Battalions have another mission. Furthermore, you just said that you guys lack firearms. This is the best opportunity for you! However, considering that the two of you are in a rather difficult situation, the team section will make an exception this time. In a while, go to Secretary Zhang’s place to pick up five pikes. However, let’s not talk about this next time. If others are like you, crying and making a ruckus every day, then would I, as the Guild Leader, still be able to do it? ”

Looking at the smiling old fox in front of him, Wu Anguo wanted to curse in his heart. He was too hypocritical, even giving away five spears after speaking for so long, he might as well be a mahjong for the little girl. If not for the fact that he had done it from the documents beside him, he would have been deceived by this smile as well.

Even so, Wu Anguo still thanked him profusely and left with a look of gratitude.

Looking at the closed door, Zhuang Niao took out a handkerchief and wiped his forehead. F * ck, this stinking brat was getting more and more difficult to deal with, but it didn’t matter.

Hearing that there was no more movement outside, Yang Xi Bo and Li Jiu embarrassedly crawled out. Zhuang Yao snorted and ignored them. He was someone who had almost ruined his plans just now.

Li Jiu was a sycophant, and when he saw the displeased look on the group leader’s face, he quickly patted him and said, “Group seat is Tathagata. No matter how strong Wu Anguo is, he’s still just a Sun monkey and won’t be able to escape the Tathagata Divine Palm!”

Yang Xi was more afraid of his brother-in-law, so he quickly followed suit and shouted: “Captain Tathagata!”

Two days later, just as expected, a batch of military assets passed by Qu Yang County. Wu Anguo and his subordinates had all taken action. Of course, before they left, the little girl had gone to play mahjong with the teachers and wives. Xu Bao had no idea that his husband was going to fight today.

However, when Wu Anguo woke up in the morning, he kissed Xu Bao. Xu Bao’s face was flushed red, and he stayed at the teacher’s house, absent-minded for the entire day.

The smartest person under the Second Battalion was Second Company Commander Zhang Shiqing. When Wu Anguo had placed importance on this man, he had used a sail to set up his fortune-telling stand on the street to trick people.

Wu Anguo was just a small clerk back then, and he often ran errands. When Wu Anguo saw that the fortune-teller, Zhang Dazhi, always gave people a precise way of telling their fortune, he was impressed, he drank as long as he had money, even though he had a small reputation, but he had always been down and out, no matter what Wu Anguo said, he was still a staff member with a set of staff, so when Wu Anguo got off work he would treat him to a drink, thus they got to know him immediately. He never knew fortune telling, it all by analyzing the mud under his shoes, one could judge what was coming from the outside, his eyes, accent, clothes, and the habits in his hands.

The more they interacted, the more Wu Anguo was amazed at this person’s ability and wanted to take him in for his own use. When he became a small boss, he was the first to hire Zhang Shiqing as his assistant.

Wu Anguo was meticulous, Zhang Shiqing knew how to calculate, and Wu Anguo quickly rose up. Later on, he met Li Zilong, who knew how to fight, and his outspoken personality made Wu Anguo fall into his trap.

In this battle plan, Li Zilong would charge forward to attract the enemy’s attention. Zhang Shiqing and Song Yihan would transfer their military assets from the base to the base outside the city gate. There was a resting area with a mountain for them to hide in.

A brother of the battalion held his breath, waiting for his prey to come in. Sure enough, teams after teams of them arrived around 10 AM, but Wu Anguo and his men were all dumbfounded. Li Zilong asked hesitantly: “Battalion Commander, shall I rush in or not?”

Staring at the four cannons that were slowly moving forward … Looking at the spear in his brothers’ hands, he wondered if they were going to fight this battle or not.