WIPE CLEAN AFTER EATING

Xia Ye is pressured by her mother to either land a golden rice bowl (good paying job) or find a golden turtle (rich husband). So the stakes are high at her latest job interview. Driven by desperation, Xia Ye comes up with a devious plan to drive away the other candidate. Of course, things do not go as plan when the other candidate turns out to be her interviewer! From Shusheng Bar: I: “General manager, I only said I will cook but did not agree to wash the dishes.” He: “If you don’t wash the dishes, do you expect me to wash them?” I: “Do you know a woman is most attracted to a man who can do housework? Especially when he is wearing an apron and washing the dishes. This is the ideal image of a good man in the thinking of a majority of the women. In order to create the prefect image of a good man, I feel it is necessary for you to wash the dishes.” He: “A man who washes the dishes is really very attractive?” I: “Really!” He: “Well, I will believe you this once.” He: “Xia Ye, come into the kitchen.” I: “Do you need me to help you with something?” He: “Just stand there and don’t move.” I: “…..?” I: “If there is nothing I can help you with, I’ll go out.” He: “Standstill!” I: “You asked me to come in, just to….. watch you wash the dishes?” Me: “If you don’t watch, what is the point of me washing the dishes?” I: “…..” He is distressed: “I fell in love with a person, but I do not know how to say to her.” I suggested: “This is simple! Directly tell her I love you, should be all right?” He is worried: “But …… I’m worried that she will not accept me.” I comforted: “How can since you are such an outstanding man? There must be something wrong with her brain if she doesn’t accept you!” He nodded: “Well, I love you!” I: “…… Huh, there is something wrong with my brain ……” He: “……”