WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 24

As Ray pondered upon the problem, he suddenly realised there was a solution. In his last few expeditions into hell, he has found out from the residents of hell that Mephisto, Satannish, Lucifer, Satan and almost all the leaders of hell has disappeared. Only remnants of them remain. Ray was able to get the blood of Mephisto, Satannish, Lucifer, Satan and a few other unknown powerful entities. One of the blood was a powerful female demon ruler that had disappeared. Ray decided to test this blood against Elektra’s own blood. When Ray tested the blood against Elektra’s blood he was elated, success !

After a few days later, Wilson Fisk, Dark and Elektra was here again the Ray’s lab.

“Alice set up everything.”, Ray said in a girlish voice. Alice was the artificial intelligence created by Ray for his lab and building.

“Elektra you know the drill. Please lie on the bed and Alice will strap you in.”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a smirk.

Elektra slept on the bed as the metal strap extended out and strap her on the bed. Ray approached with a red blood like liquid in an injection.

“Remember Elektra you asked for powers equal to Matt. So get ready for a world of pain. Oh ! I forgot to tell you, one of the side effects is that your hair will turn red.”, Ray said with a girlish voice and another smirk.

“That’s okay. Please proceed, I am stronger than that weak ȧss Matt. I will not even cry out in pain.”, Elektra said proudly.

Ray proceeded to inject the liquid red like substance into Elektra. Elektra’s body began to transform as she got muscles and the shape of her body became more feminine. Elektra’s hair turned red and she became more beautiful as her face contorted a bit. Elektra looked like she was holding in her pain but she couldn’t hold it in anymore and started screaming like crazy. Elektra was begging to stop the process as her skin began to fall off and new beautiful baby skin was produced on her body. Elektra also grew taller as her body stretched. Elektra screamed and screamed until she lost consciousness. But even in her sleep her body continued to change, making her more beautiful and more feminine. When the process was over the metal strap had already been broken and Elektra looked like a red haired super model standing close to 6 feet tall.

“Um… so much for being stronger than Matt Murdock”, Dark said with a smirk. Wilson Fisk just smiled.

When Elektra recovered from her change, she woke up with Ray next to her.

“Congratulations Elektra ! I have analysed your powers, you have superhuman strength, superhuman healing abilities, super invulnerability and spiritual impact abilities. You can lift above 100 tons like Matt Murdock and you can hurt or kill anyone with your spirit powers.”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a sincere smile.

“What is spiritual impact ?”, Elektra asked curiously.

“Spiritual impact is an ability so powerful there is no defence against it. With spiritual impact you can hurt or kill anyone by attacking their spirit for which there is no protection unless they are a higher being.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Does that mean I can hurt you ?”, Elektra asked with a look of confusion.

“Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! You can hurt anyone except me, I have spiritual powers as well and they seem to be growing. I don’t know why but they seem to be getting stronger and stronger. Spirit is the powers of the gods, you can only get spiritual powers if people pray and worship you.”, Ray said in a girlish voice as he laughed.

“Oh ! Thank you master !”, Elektra said as she tried to kneel before Ray. But she was stopped by Ray who said, “You can thank me later when you recover.”.

(Side Story – a day in the life of Ray’s bodyguards)

Ray had sent Oswald one of his ninja bodyguards to get some food from the local deli. This was because he found out the owner of the the Pizza Palace had called his place cursed. And most of the pizza delivery guys refused to deliver here. Ray thought he would teach Pizza Palace a lesson by sending his ninja to get some takeaway food from the local deli and stop ordering from them.

But it had been more than two hours since he sent Oswald to get food and he still wasn’t back yet. Maybe he should call Oswald.

“Oswald ! Where are you ?!”, Ray shouted into his phone the moment he thought Oswald picked up the phone.

“Sir… this isn’t Oswald but Raj, this is Raj’s deli. Your friend Oswald is still talking. Please… please… I beg you do something to shut him up. My eardrums cannot take it anymore. I am beginning to feel my mind has melted and gone insane. Oh God ! He is still talking. Please… please …. take him away.”, Raj replied back on the phone.

“Here is the deal. Here is my address. Deliver me 4 portions of food for 4 people immediately and I will deal with Oswald.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Oh ! Thank you, thank you little girl. I appreciate your help.”, Raj replied back on the phone.

“No problem. When am I getting the food ?”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Immediately, I have my boy send the food to you now !”, Raj shouted out helplessly.

There was a ring on the door bell and Clara went and took the food.

“Hey Ray did you order 4 portions of food ?”, Clara the ninja bodyguard asked.

“Yes Clara !”, Ray shouted out as he covered the phone.

“Oh ! Oh ! The food has arrived please solve the Oswald problem little girl.”, Raj pleaded on the phone.

“Pass me to Oswald. I know what to do.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Oh thank you ! Thank you !”, Raj said as he passed Oswald’s phone back to him.

“Oswald is that you ?”, Ray asked in a girlish voice.

“Yes sir, I want to tell you … “, Oswald was talking over the phone.

“Stop ! Listen to me carefully, Oswald the owner of Raj’s Deli, Raj wants to have an in-depth discussion with you about life and everything. As your boss I gave you permission to talk to him for however long it takes. Take a month, a year or even years keep on talking to him. Understand ?”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Yes sir, as I was saying…”, Oswald replied back.

Click Ray shut the phone off as he smiled an evil smile.

Two weeks later, Raj of Raj’s Deli passed away of a heart attack. The last person Raj spoke to and to see Raj alive was Oswald.